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Adeodatus
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Originally posted by venbede:
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Originally posted by Enoch:
The Arthur Ransome series seemed to be describing children as adults would like us to be.... John Moore, James Hilton, Ian Hay, A. J. Cronin, Somerset Maugham, Nancy Mitford, and of course in those days the ubiquitous Conan Doyle. Apart from the latter, how many of those are read now.

I certainly read and re-read Nancy Mitford. I wouldn't have liked Arthur Ransome as a child, but I certainly enjoy reading and re-reading him now. And there is certainly a degree of camp in Ransome about how these children are total fantasists who always have to imagine a place or person is something different (except in We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea where potentially mortal reality creeps up on them like a fog.

I read Harry Potter when I was old enough to be a parent.

And I still read Somerset Maugham. I think he's one of the greatest writers I've ever read. At his best, he's one of those writers who never wastes a single word. He's got a dry, sparse style that sticks in your brain. It's like imbibing a very dry martini through your optic nerve.

On Harry Potter - yes, the more JKR wrote, the more she needed an editor. I borrowed each book in turn from a friend who really liked them. I struggled with Order of the Phoenix, and managed about two chapters of the next one before deciding I'd just stopped caring what happened to these people.

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It is like selecting a friend to shop for a swim suit with. (For those of you who do this.) It is useless to bring along a friend who is uninterested in the fine points of fashion, or who is hopeless enamored of you. I brought my husband once, and it was a waste of both our times. Everything I wore was adorable and without peer -- a noble and laudable attitude in a spouse, but not so useful with swimsuits.
On the other hand, to bring along a friend who is too slender and toned is aggravating, especially if she is frank about cellulite or love handles. You want someone neither too hot nor too cold but just right, someone who will be supportive and positive (Oh, now that's a pretty color!) but truthful (but not on you, honey).

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Hang on a minute - how did we get from dissing Hard Times and Tess of the D'urbervilles to copy editing and swimsuits?

Back to moaning about Moby Dick , people.

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Yes'm. Sorry.

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Off to start a thread about editors now...

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People know about the Bad Sex Awards, right? They are awarded only for the sex scenes. I have always wondered whether the parent work, from which the scene was selected, is better.

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To which the answer is, as you well know, "Because you are too close to it, too heavily invested in it, and too enamoured of it, to see its flaws."

This is not quite true. It's more that if the writer hadn't spent the last how ever long training themselves to ignore the flaws the writer would never have actually finished.
Yes, but if there are remaining flaws, the author doesn't see them, or s/he wouldn't think s/he was ready to hand it off to an editor.

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Ahem! Repeating Firenze's instruction:

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Originally posted by Firenze:
Hang on a minute - how did we get from dissing Hard Times and Tess of the D'urbervilles to copy editing and swimsuits?

Back to moaning about Moby Dick , people.

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Right, heh, sorry. [Hot and Hormonal]

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Originally posted by balaam:
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Originally posted by Sherwood:
The Horse and his Boy by C.S. Lewis.

That and The Last Battle. But that still leaves 5 glorious Narnia books.
The Horse and his Boy is my favourite of the lot [Razz] .

I really loved the Swallows & Amazons as a child but re-reading them several years ago, it suddenly struck me that their campsites never have a loo tent and I have not been able to take them seriously since [Frown] .

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Originally posted by balaam:
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Originally posted by Sherwood:
The Horse and his Boy by C.S. Lewis.

That and The Last Battle. But that still leaves 5 glorious Narnia books.
The Horse and his Boy is my favourite of the lot [Razz] .

I really loved the Swallows & Amazons as a child but re-reading them several years ago, it suddenly struck me that their campsites never have a loo tent and I have not been able to take them seriously since [Frown] .

The last battle is a definite lapse into preaching. Is the problem with The horse and his boy to do with switching the perspective from an 'our world' protagonist to a 'their world' protagonist?

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Some books simply have to be read at a certain point in life, or before a certain age. I missed Ransome until I was too old, and have never enjoyed them in consequence. (I suppose some day I could be old enough to read them again.)
Likewise there are books that you are not old enough to get the juice out of. I consider that I am still too young for Ulysses.

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Originally posted by JoannaP:

I really loved the Swallows & Amazons as a child but re-reading them several years ago, it suddenly struck me that their campsites never have a loo tent and I have not been able to take them seriously since [Frown] .

I always assumed they went in the lake! Although of course, they got their drinking water from the lake as well ....

And I loved The Horse and His Boy as well. I liked seeing Edmund, Susan and Lucy as grown ups, as well as the whole panorama of Calormen, Archenland and Narnia. And being a pony mad little girl I loved the horses as well.

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I'm over most of these dumb vampire/werewolf books. Laurel K. Hamilton is always trotted out as this wonderful writer of fantasy and horror but I tried to read one book that had her sleeping and having sex with all these shape-shifters/werewolves and I just wanted to throw up. Every other chapter it seemed as though she was hopping into bed with a werewolf or a handsome vampire who had a penis the length of a cricket bat...who the hell wants to sleep with the undead? Bleccch! Her vampires and werewolves are like Stephenie Myers' vamps and werewolves. All are amazing in bed and all of them are beautiful. Sure. That's so tired. Sigh. If it wasn't vampires, it's werewolves or were-creatures. If it's not werewolves, it's the Fey. And all the Fey are beautiful and have gigantic penises...yeahhhh.

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The Horse and his Boy is my favourite of the lot [Razz] .

Same here. It is the most like a fairy tale, and the one that most stands on its own rather than filling a place in the chronology.

[ 08. December 2014, 00:09: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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We were set "Wind in the Willows" for the Intermediate Certificate c. 15/14 yrs old.

I cannot think of a worse age, too old; too young.

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I love The Last Battle, myself. [Razz]

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yeah. me too.

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Unfortunately by the time it got to book 4 in the series nobody was game enough to tell JK that her work needed editing.

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Hear that, editors out there? The more prolific an author gets, the more they need a ruthless editor.
There's a weird effect I've observed, especially in genre fiction (mystery and SF, mainly). Novice writers don't get edited, presumably because the publishers don't want to spend the money. One conspicuous example is P.C. Doherty, who writes historical mysteries (also under various pseudonyms). His early stuff is full of the most egregious errors--I mean basic grammatical mistakes, especially singular-plural agreement problems--but after the first half-dozen books it got better, possibly because he learned something, but more likely because the publisher decided he made enough profit to justify the expense of a copy editor.

The other end of the spectrum is (e.g.) Rowling where it's assumed that the profit is a given, so why risk alienating a golden goose by messing with her sentence structure...

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There is many a slip between cup and lip, behind the scenes. I have heard of the wrong version of the ms going to the printer -- the one before the copy edits and authorial fixes.
There are also authors who have the bulge to have a no-edit clause in their contract. This shows they are fools, because then their books appear on the shelves without a period at the end of a sentence, or other very obvious errors that anyone would wish to be fixed.
My favorite horror story involved the author who was writing a fat fantasy trilogy. About halfway along she decided that her hero should not be Robert, but Michael (or some such swap, I am not remembering the details). She was blitzing along so she just kept on writing about Michael. And she forgot to do a Global Search and Replace. So the front half of the trilogy is about the adventures of Robert, and then suddenly it all switches over to Michael. This passed through editoral, copy edit, proofread, and authorial okay. When it appeared on the bookshelves the poor readers complained that they really liked Robert, and who is this Michael guy that took over the end of the book?

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Uh, guys? Remember the mom look? Otherwise known as a Host Post reminding us to get back to the topic?

There is a whole new shiny thread about editors in Heaven. Find it and use it.

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Originally posted by Brenda Clough:

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I consider that I am still too young for Ulysses.
I'm ashamed to say that I love Ulysses. Joyce wrote like an angel but by golly he had a filthy mind. So I sort of feel that loving Ulysses reflects badly on my own mind.

Although I don't go around imagining the sort of stuff Joyce imagined. No, I don't. Really.

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I'm the only person I know who got all the Gilbert and Sullivan references in "Ulysses".

There is a scene where according to the commentaries, Bloom watches a young girl masturbating while in a neighbouring chapel there is Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament.

I got all the references to Benediction. I didn't understand about the other bit.

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The book that's sat the longest on my shelf without getting chucked is "The Tale of Genji". It seems impenetrable to me but too important to just discard.
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Don Quixote. I wanted so much to enjoy it, but soon tired of Quixote's delusions of chivalric excellence. Unfortunately, Sancho Panza was no compensation; I remained unbeguiled.
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Herodotus's Histories. I have a lovely HB volume of it here on the TBR bookcase, but have never gotten more than half-way along. (Although looking at it it is clear where Mary Renault was mining her material.)

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I'm the only person I know who got all the Gilbert and Sullivan references in "Ulysses".

There is a scene where according to the commentaries, Bloom watches a young girl masturbating while in a neighbouring chapel there is Benediction of the Blessed Sacrament.

I got all the references to Benediction. I didn't understand about the other bit.

Well, they're both about exposures without consummation.

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