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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I was a pretty ghoulish kid; I remember reading these Judges, Kings, and the law books avidly. Probably set me up to be a Stephen King fan.

A friend of mine (ex-Catholic, which might explain a lot) told me she used to masturbate while reading the book of Revelation! Ewwwwww! Them Catholic school kids... how weird! She was ten years old at the time.
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Originally posted by DagonSlaveII:
This says it all.

That's a keeper!

I'm still trying to draw the connection between Revelation and masturbation, though, Paddy-O. You'd think I could get my head around it, having been a little Catholic girl myself, but no dice.

I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
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The horses, Janine. The horses.

The identification of horses with sex can be seen through our own euphemistic expressions for sex or sexual activity: 'riding', 'mounting', etc. Horses therefore, may appear in dream as symbols of virility and/or fertility

[ 25. January 2010, 00:46: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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