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Amos
Shipmate
# 44
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All three of them in your case, dearie.
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Francis Xavier:
That may well be true, but I can't think of any (purportedly) amusing anagrams of your name 
Oh, I can. For example, those with an excessive interest in a certain part of my rear anatomy would be CHASM TARTS, or I could lack CHAT SMARTS, or people who want to compare willy lengths would keep MAST CHARTS (... this is one reason I am avoiding AOL and Yahoo as a place to meet people; "how big is your penis?" is a question I am really tired of being asked. Clue, people: I DON'T PLAN ON PUTTING IT IN YOU, NOW OR IN THE FUTURE. IT'S IN MY PROFILE. But I digress...)However, the one no-one has thought of, ironically, is that someone could tell me where I can CRAM my ASSHAT 
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Amos:
Ugh. Do it yourself, mate.
I cannot, for I must...FEED A GHOSTLY TUMOUR. But I can still insult people with your own words. Just, you know, rearranged. THOU GOUTY FEDERALISM! Oh, a cute bear with a HOT TUM -- ORGY? FEUDALISE! Perhaps that cute bear could be HOGTIED -- what a SEAMY FUR LOUT! Perhaps he could also be quite pious as well as furry, cute and gay, and be a GODLY FAERIE, letting out a Charismatic TUM SHOUT! UROLOGY HUT? DEFEATISM! (... even I don't get this one, nor am I sure I want to. Perhaps it has to do with watersports...) I'll stop now. And all of these are from your original text, UGH, DO IT YOURSELF, MATE.
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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*tsk* Tacky, tacky, tacky! Girlfriend... this is how it's done... quote:
Give 'em hell, give 'em hate
You're gonna be back, I can't wait
Come on in, take a limb
Until everyone's pushing up daisies You're a brute, you're a hoot
Gonna crush the whole world 'neath your boot
Killing teens, hear them scream
Until everyone's pushing up daisies ... I can hear you answering all of my questions
I can feel you rummaging through my intestines Throwing up! Getting sick!
Brah, I gotta get outa here quick
You're the cream! You're the top!
Rage on, dude! Never stop!
That short sharp shock they talk about is due
Jason, Everyone's pushing up daisies and daffodils
Everyone's gonna get gooshed 'til you get your fill ... Black eyes and bright bloody noses for me and for you!!!!
From, naturellement, Jason! The Musical
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Amos
Shipmate
# 44
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Now, now, now. Just drink your drink and I'll ask someone to tuck the blanket around your knees. And I'll wipe that bit of foam from your chin. There. You can do a better impression of Iris than that.
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Amos
Shipmate
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Conceded. Pax? Have a whisky with a hairball in it.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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I'd like a glass of cold gravy, with a hair in it please.
--from "Head" (the Monkees movie)
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David
Complete Bastard
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You are a sanctimonious Bible basher.
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Who was dat shipmate. His nick started with an 'F' I think, and maybe ended with an 'O'. And it wasn't Fernando. But he used to post anagrams of everything. Bugger me but it shat me to tears. Hasn't been on here since a little pre-ejaculatory spurt when the new boards were set up.
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Nightlamp
Shipmate
# 266
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*everyone ok for drinks, how about tea and Scones?*
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Look, I don't have time to find the reference in the Bible, but this was all pre-ordained by God. And if you can't find it, that's because you're too stupid to understand what you're reading. Sheesh, they let people like you loose in society?
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
# 13
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Right.Too much singing, too much hand-holding (any amount of hand-holding in Hell is too much). The lot of you are all suspended for the next two weeks. Go outside. Get some fresh air. RuthW
hellhost
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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You there, with your fingers poised over the keyboard - OUT! RIGHT NOW! ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
[ 13 June 2002, 01:21: Message edited by: Erin ]
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AndT
Shipmate
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no pathetic dtermination to keep quiet there then!!
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Originally posted by Arietty:
OK so you shut the Ship for two weeks.
So ****ing what.
So you're back within half an hour of its re-opening, looking like you've had a pretty rough shore leave. You've lost your hat, there's a spot on your shirt (I don't EVEN want to know what it is), and you generally look like you came through a bush backwards.
Sad. Very Sad.
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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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Oh, and what's crawled up you and died? You get yourself promoted (probably through some very unscrupulous means) and now are acting like the effing queen of the ship? Well, sorry babe. This ferret don't play dat! (damn! No snap smiley!)
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Life is just a bowl of cherries!
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
# 13
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Originally posted by Siegfried:
You get yourself promoted (probably through some very unscrupulous means) and now are acting like the effing queen of the ship?
As if you'd recognize a scruple if you met one on the street.
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Martin60
Shipmate
# 368
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MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!
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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
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This is the best you can do after two weeks' off?
Well, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
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sophs
Sardonic Angel
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**are those scones still on offer**
**realises shes in the firing line**
**ducks behind the nearest person**
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Pitiful.
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Robert Porter-Miller
Tiocfaidh Separabit
# 1459
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Take your Arminianism and shove it up your Hermeneutics
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Let's all "Release Some Tension"
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Robert Porter-Miller
Tiocfaidh Separabit
# 1459
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Originally posted by Martin PC not:
MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!
We're not even playing the great game here what in the name of *******ing ********ed ********k are you thinking by the way.
Mornington Crescent For those of you who just don't **************ing ********er ************s get it
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Pathetic.
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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Mousethief, if we're going for the three P's, might I suggest 'Pompous'?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Why yes, Stoo, you do suggest pompous.
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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Ha!
(good comeback, eh? and it didn't take me too long to think of it, either)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Originally posted by Stoo:
Ha!
(good comeback, eh? and it didn't take me too long to think of it, either)
I hate to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
Reader Alexis
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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That's just cruelty to dumb animals Alexis ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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quote:
Originally posted by sarkycow:
That's just cruelty to dumb animals...
This coming from a cow to a mouse.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
This coming from a cow to a mouse
...has got to stop.
Reader Alexis
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