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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

It didn't make sense at the time, but now I understand. I understand it all.

Very clever.

You're pathetic.

[ 10. March 2003, 01:34: Message edited by: Erin ]

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"He was wrong in the long run, but then, who isn't?" - Tony Judt

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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7

Posted

Well, you clearly need a lesson in how to read, sunshine.

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Narcissism.

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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7

Posted

And another thing: I can double post whatever the hell I want.

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Narcissism.

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Nightlamp
Shipmate
# 266

Posted

I don't waht is this about?

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I don't know what you are talking about so it couldn't have been that important- Nightlamp

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

Ok, let's deal with this one point at a time:

1. If you must do this, at least have the courtesy to pay for your use of bandwidth. This is not a free advertising space for your ego or the little coterie of admierers you are amassing around yourself;

2. You are sadly mistaken in your assessment of that person's character - I hope you learn the truth before it's too late. If you don't like it, set up your own website and whinge about it there, but don't waste my or anybody else's time;

3. The Christian faith is just something that pays the mortgage for you, isn't it?

4. Gives you a good excuse, doesn't it? Think no-one would notice?

5. To degenerate from quite a nice person to this in 3 years takes a certain amount of skill, I grant you.

6. Oh, if only.

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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7

Posted

Well, that's just typical, isn't it.

Can I direct you to the commandment that says 'attack the issue, not the person', arsehead?

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Narcissism.

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

I'll attach more than the issue to your arse in a minute if you don't shut up.

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Nightlamp
Shipmate
# 266

Posted

I am slightly confused is this a personal and incomprehensible argument between wood and Dyfrig?

What is it actually about?

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I don't know what you are talking about so it couldn't have been that important- Nightlamp

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gbuchanan
Shipmate
# 415

Posted

I dunno - it's even more incomprehensible than the postings of Martin on a bad day.

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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Dyfrig:
I'll attach more than the issue to your arse in a minute if you don't shut up.

Bring it on, nature boy.

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Narcissism.

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Nightlamp
Shipmate
# 266

Posted

Now I understand it is pathetic stupid arrogant.

Mind you at least they thought about it unlike some one else.

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I don't know what you are talking about so it couldn't have been that important- Nightlamp

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

You couldn't bear it if I did.

As for you, Garryowenman, I suggest you stick it up and under.

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Ham'n'Eggs

Ship's Pig
# 629

Posted

Who are you to call anything pathetic supid and arrogant.

My arnt is a sychyertrst.
My favrite fim is Space balls

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"...the heresies that men do leave / Are hated most of those they did deceive" - Will S

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gbuchanan
Shipmate
# 415

Posted

I still don't know what's going on, but I'm toying between bringing on a circle of onlookers chanting "Fight, Fight, Fight" in the best playground tradition, sitting back in a deckchair and offering odds, or standing on the sidelines with a pint of Fosters or somesuch.

Possibly all three.

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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7

Posted

Oh, how easy it is to mock, but I won't.

Because I'm far too big and clever.

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Narcissism.

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

Well, thank you for that utterly pointless contribution. Btw, do you know how offensive having a screen-name anagramising "Shag Me N.G." is? No matter. You are a mere distraction.

In the meantime, if you're reading this, I know what you said, and frankly if you're that self-deluded you need to think long and hard about a whole lot of stuff, and your pronouncements show how thoroughly wrong you are about your assessment of your own abilities. Grow up.

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Sean
Shipmate
# 51

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by gbuchanan:
I still don't know what's going on, but I'm toying between bringing on a circle of onlookers chanting "Fight, Fight, Fight" in the best playground tradition, sitting back in a deckchair and offering odds, or standing on the sidelines with a pint of Fosters or somesuch.
Possibly all three.

Fosters

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"So far as the theories of mathematics are about reality, they are not certain; so far as they are certain, they are not about reality" - Einstein

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splosh
Shipmate
# 2743

Posted

Is this a personal slanging match, or are we all allowed to throw in the old name call?

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

Read my lips - I. Do. Not. Care.

Your church may be very beautiful, but your character is real ugly.

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gbuchanan
Shipmate
# 415

Posted

Sean, it had to be something tacky to soak in the atmosphere!!!!

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Sean
Shipmate
# 51

Posted

How about Buckfast Tonic Wine?

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Nightlamp
Shipmate
# 266

Posted

Pendlewitchs brew is the drink to have.

Nightlamp the real ale fan

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I don't know what you are talking about so it couldn't have been that important- Nightlamp

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Tubbs

Miss Congeniality
# 440

Posted

Joining that crowd of onlookers

Anyone want to place bets here?

Tubbs

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Ham'n'Eggs

Ship's Pig
# 629

Posted

Hey i carnt be arsed to read any of this thread so ill just ignore it cos yore all a bunch of stoopids an im kool

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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7

Posted

Pah. Your points are invalid, and your theology is flawed.

I know this. I'm a scientist. So back off.

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Narcissism.

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splosh
Shipmate
# 2743

Posted

I'm not sure about placing bets, but it certainly has cheered up a very dull and boring lunch hour

p.s. what is wrong with scientists ?

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Xavierite
Shipmate
# 2575

Posted

This thread is a joke, right...?

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Ham'n'Eggs

Ship's Pig
# 629

Posted

quote:
what is wrong with scientists ?

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Jean Michel
Francophile
# 27

Posted

And I thought that you had changed your name to layer upon layer of tears because you had neither a bicycle nor a beret and couldn't sell them anyway. So you lay claim to a saint's name, do you? That, lad, is rank hypocrisy and its smell is offensive to those lovers of incense you wish to ignore. In short, you are indubitably a chap, not a cad. Why do I waste my free time on you? It is obviously my bounden duty to PM a Hell Host forthwith, to demand an explanation. If I had a glove, I would challenge you to a duel, but my honour is intact, Monsieur.

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such is a reporter, without a nearby dive.

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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7

Posted

How dare you compare me to Ian Paisley. Or Percy Dearmer, for that matter.

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Narcissism.

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splosh
Shipmate
# 2743

Posted

But not all scientists are the same.

I certainly on't have a beard, and wear socks with sandles.

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Bonzo
Shipmate
# 2481

Posted

quote:

This thread is a joke, right...?

Nay, brother, nay, nay neig...

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Beenster
Shipmate
# 242

Posted

I refuse to discuss this any further. There will be no further posts from me on this subject.

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
# 473

Posted

Well, I thought this was an extension to the thread about the thinker, but now I'm not so sure......

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Jean Michel
Francophile
# 27

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by splosh:
I wear socks with sandles.

Did you know that you can now buy socks to wear with flip-flops? Sad, but true.

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A fish out of water, a bee without a hive,
such is a reporter, without a nearby dive.

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

Er, right.

Well, this would be all terribly interesting were it not coming from someone who has changed traditions more often than most people move house.

Oh, and no, you can't quote the rule book at me - you surrendered any right to that many months ago.

You're lucky I keep my word better than some other people I could mention.

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David
Complete Bastard
# 3

Posted

Anyone else know what Eb'lis is?

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Xavierite
Shipmate
# 2575

Posted

It's what happens when people like you hold to absurd exegetical approaches to the Bible.

But hey, that's the least of your faults, so don't worry about it...

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Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
# 848

Posted

While I am overjoyed that you see me as an arrogant arse-manipulator, you are nothing to me, and less than nothing. If your brain is truly devoid of reasoning, incomprehensible in its lack of well ordered and maintained thought material, refrain from imposing your mental perambulations on other unfortunate homosapientes. (Note the verbal adjective "sapiens" meaning "reasoning/knowing." Sometimes I wonder whether you are indeed homosapiens, or merely homo... Just think of that: a blob in a human body with no brain whatsoever.)

I honestly cannot believe that someone like you would have such monumental cranial diahorrea all over a place like this. Well, I am just glad that I can walk out, and don't have to clean up the mess. I am glad I don't live with you, you arsesucking fuckwit.

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by David:
Anyone else know what Eb'lis is?

Here we go. I knew you'd be crawling out from under your rock around now.

Back in your bottle, my little djinn.

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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by Dyfrig:
Here we go. I knew you'd be crawling out from under your rock around now.
Back in your bottle, my little djinn.

I knew it. Another bloody gin thread.

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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15

Posted

Look, I don't really know what your problem is - I can only assume that the Holy Spirit was off sick during your ordination service.

I've only two things to say to your message:

1. Why the hell would you want to be proud of that? and

2. No - you don't.

I'm out of here.

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Beenster
Shipmate
# 242

Posted

as i said there will be no further posts from me on this subject.

this is final

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Ham'n'Eggs

Ship's Pig
# 629

Posted

I know EXACTLY what your problem is, frig Dy!

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"...the heresies that men do leave / Are hated most of those they did deceive" - Will S

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Ham'n'Eggs

Ship's Pig
# 629

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by sHag mE n'g':
Who are you to call anything pathetic supid and arrogant.
My arnt is a sychyertrst.
My favrite fim is Space balls

Ooooooooh! I'm SO scared I could yawn!

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
# 473

Posted

Steady on, Ham/n/Eggs - are you trying to win the prize for getting thrown overboard before 2 June?! I think you need to calm down and have another relaxing holiday in Looe over half term......

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gbuchanan
Shipmate
# 415

Posted

We need something to go on the virtual barbeque to go with the virtual drink.

This being hell, heating and flames are not a problem - and the icebox is starting to melt, so get your orders in quick.

Current odds are evens on Ham'n'Eggs vs sHag mE n'g'.

Anyone got a parasol?

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
# 473

Posted

(NB> just posting to show that I get it now.....

)

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Callan
Shipmate
# 525

Posted

Oh wonderful.

Yet another thread combining the talents of the usual collection of microcephalic halfwits who, as always, think that they are Noel Coward and St Thomas Aquinas rolled into one.

How very interesting.

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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58

Posted

quote:
Originally posted by gbuchanan:
We need something to go on the virtual barbeque to go with the virtual drink.

I have a list of shipmates I don't like. We could start with that.

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