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Thread: Heaven: The Soap Opera
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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[Most posters think of the Heaven Board as a place of whimsey and fluffy bunnies, but behind the scenes there is backbiting intrigue! Forbidden passions! Secret crimes! Triumph over adversity! Let's tune in...]
Icarus/The Coot: ...I tell you, Heaven has to diversify, or we'll be trampled by the other Boards!
Belisarius < leaning back in seat with fingertips pressed together >: And I tell you that our poster base is solid. The worst possible thing to do is to start acting desperate. When another "Bible in Limerick" comes along, we will promote it appropriately--
Icarus/The Coot: I don't know what you have up your sleeve, but if you fall I'm not going to dragged down with you. When Viola was here--
< Belisarius slams fist on table; Icarus/The Coot is momentarily stunned into silence >
Belisarius: ...you will kindly remember that I am senior Host now < lip curls > and I plan to remain so < cue ominous music >...
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Meanwhile... >
Smudgie: Thank you so much for fixing my UBB Code.
Stoo: My pleasure--I'm just sorry it took so long. < stares soulfully into Smudgie's eyes > Sometimes I think the other Hosts have forgotten what Heaven is all about...
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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One fluffy bunny hops across the set. She smiles whimsically at Stoo and Smudgie ![[Love]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif) .
Belisarius, on the other hand is pinned to the wall with a basilisk-like stare. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
Just you try it on, sonny!
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Pheonix
Twisted fire starter
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*cheers Miffy on*
Go, girl, go! You can have him!!!
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Belisarius notices the bunny; after making sure no one else is around takes out cell phone >
Belisarius: Hello, Sarkycow?--I have a job for you...
< the bunny, overhearing, flees >
Smudgie: Aw, why did the bunny run away?
Stoo: I can guess--oh, if I ran Heaven < stares soulfully into Smudgie's eyes > it wouldn't be a heartless prison where the posters are just numbers. If I only had the chance--
Smudgie: Oh, Stoo! < tries to embrace him >
Stoo: Please, Smudgie! It wouldn't be right...
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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*Bunny peeps back round the door and glares at Belisarius*
Don't think you've seen the last of me - Oh no! ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif) This bunny's not for turning!" ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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Growing Greenpatches
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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<Smudgie wells up, and rushes off. Stoo sits there, staring meaningfully into the camera.>
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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Bags I the role of fearless land-lady who dishes out cups of tea and gets to hear all about it while exclaiming "Crickey" every so often in a comedy accent. It does seem my lot in soap opera life ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Mrs Tubbs
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Icarus/The Coot: I must get in contact with Smudgie--she would be most valuable in rallying the posters to my side. But I have to be careful about this...
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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In heaven, even the angels are not what they seem:
![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif) ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
[Good commercial!]
[ 08. January 2003, 18:38: Message edited by: Belisarius ]
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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<BANG>
Stoo: Oh my God! Icarus/The Coot has been shot!
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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*enters, loudly*
I'm ticked off with the market - you can never find a decent pair of melons when you want to get your hands on them.
*sees Stoo*
What's up mate? Do yer wanna talk about it?
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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*Meanwhile, back in fluffy bunny land, Miffy gets online*:
To: Pipkin
CC: Astro, Peter, Flopsy, Mopsy and Cottontail
Re: The Heavenly Hosts
Pip,
S.O.S! Rally the forces! Our heavenly burrow has been invaded. If action not taken we'll be on the host's high table as lapin chasseur! before the day's out.
This is one for none other than the Fierce Bad Rabbit himself.... Superbunny!
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Spike and Mrs. Tubbs run to the unconscious Icarus/Coot >
Spike < checking wound >: Thank God! It's only a flesh wound!
Mrs. Tubbs: Blimey, a body can't walk the threads anymore! I'll get some bandages then...
Icarus/Coot < coming around >: Where...am I?
Spike: It's OK--help is coming.
Icarus/Coot: Who am I?...
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jedijudy*
Jedi defender of ship's cats
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Shipmate number 1059 goes to the microphone.
"Calling Mr. Superbunny. Is there a Superbunny in the house?"
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ENFP...do you see a "T" anywhere??? I don't think so.
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kingsfold
Shipmate
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<in an dodgy dealing/up-to-no-good voice>
'Ere, Miffy.... I gavva you wanna little job done. I know this geezer, the killer bunny (yer know like, that rabbit wiv a'itude from Monty Python), 'e mite be innerested. Want me to giv 'im a call?
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And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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Stoo: Icarus! Are you ok? Who did this to you?
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Icarus (struggling to remain at post): Ahhh. Ergh. I must get back... there is a whole 6 pages of Word Association to check. It's critical. Must keep reading... (lapses into delirium)
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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JoyFill, as undercover agent Rosencrantz, enters
Did I hear a gun go off? Has Health & Safety been called?
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Icarus (still delirious tortured by horrible dreams): Ahhh. Must keep reading... books... Shakespeare... weapons... sword... sorcery... wand... fairy... Ahhhhh. Release me, Smilie Sisters!
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by kingsfold:
<in an dodgy dealing/up-to-no-good voice>
'Ere, Miffy.... I gavva you wanna little job done. I know this geezer, the killer bunny (yer know like, that rabbit wiv a'itude from Monty Python), 'e mite be innerested. Want me to giv 'im a call?
Umm ![[Confused]](confused.gif) I was thinking more of one of Beatrix Potter's creations actually. Still, any port in a storm, eh? I trust you to get on with the job whilst I log off and see to the casserole (beef not bunny btw)for the little Miffys.
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Belisarius < still on cell phone > : Oh. Sorry. The situation seems to have cleared itself up.
Sarkycow: What the -censored- !! You never come through for me boy! I tolerate you because you provide me with amusement. In a feeble sort of way. Hell's the top of the heap and don't you forget it!
Where's that rabbit burrow? I've got a kettle full of boiling water here.
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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< Enter Fr. Pyx_e in procession of the blessed sacrament with his faithful acolyte Ms Ultraspike, ringing bell. The faithful all drop to their knees, crossing themselves>
Fr. Pyx_e: Someone summoned me, is there a need for extreme unction here?
Ms Rosencrantz < Rifling through Coot/Ick's wallet > : Oh my god? There's a card here that says that in the event of accident he does not want to be ministered to by a woman? Who'd've thought?
Stoo: Excuse me, Fr. Pyx_e, I don't mean to seem indelicate... but could you lift your cassock?
Fr. Pyx_e: WHAT?
Stoo: Alternatively, are you now, or have you ever been a woman?
Fr. Pyx_e: HOW DARE YOU! <punches him squarely on jaw knocking him unconscious to the floor>
Ms Rosencrantz: Oh my god? Does anyone have an accident report form?
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[Edit: Ms Rosencrantz (Joyfill in disguise) ]
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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Smudgie <wiping tear from corner of eye> : Oh how can I help Stoo take over his rightful role as senior Heavenly host? He is by far the most angelic of the three.
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
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*enters, stage left* um, hello everybody. i'm the representative from the society for prevention of cruelty to fluffy bunnies. we heard some reports of damage, both real and threatened, to fluffy bunnies hereabouts. does anyone have any information on that?
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Mrs Tubbs < Returning with bandages sees kingsfold wandering in the corridor mumbling about bunnies > : Here laddie, what's going on?
kingsfold: rabbit. killer bunny. call, call.
Mrs Tubbs: Crikey, that's 2 delirious. < Puts on rubber glove and takes him by the hand > Come with me laddie! I'll get the doctors to have a look at you.
Rabbit Inspector (nicolemrw): What's that about rabbits?
Mrs Tubbs: Oh here's the good doctors now!
Dr Mr Grumble: It looks grave, Dr multipara.
Dr multipara: I think we need a specimen.
kingsfold: rabbiiiiiiit.
Dr Mr Grumble: Don't worry little man, this won't hurt a bit.
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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Stoo: <rubbing his head> Owww, my head! Father Pyx-e, I demand you apologise, otherwise, I shall be forced to retaliate, in the strongest terms.
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Annoyed, Belisarius shuts off his phone >
It's still too early, but someday Sarkycow will be quite dispensible...
< Discovers the growing crowd around Coot and Stoo >
This was not part of the plan! The Admins will have a field day with this!...
[cross-post-related stuff removed]
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
# 28
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*musess* "killer.... rabbit..." hmmmmm....
rabbit killer! where?
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Smudgie: I'll make Stoo accept my help! If not for me--for Heaven!
< runs to find him >
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< ChrisT is searching for Stoo >
Hey mate, wheredja go?...why did that gunshot have to go off just when he was about to spill the beans?...
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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< In another part of town at the Dimittis Tattaria >
Ms Dimittis: Good morning Bp Rascal! I have finished your frock coat!
Bp Rascal: You are truly a gem, my child.
Ms Dimittis: < Hurries to present it, trips over the tails and lands on top of him. There is a cracking of glass >
Bp Rascal: Holy Family preserve us! The Precious Blood has been spilt down the front of my trousers!
Ms Dimittis: Oh Your Grace! And down the front of my Victorian bodice!
Bp Rascal: There's nothing for it, my child. We'll have to cut the pieces out and burn them in the fire.
< Ms Dimittis completes cutting out the soaked pieces of cloth. Just then the door crashes open >
Dr Cosmo: Ah ha! Rascal, I have been following you for months waiting for such an opportunity.
< There is photographic flash >
Dr Cosmo: Did you catch them, Miss Greta?
Miss Greta < smiling with satisfaction, camera in hand and surrounded by a flock of corgis > Yes, Dr Cosmo.
Ms Dimittis < bursts into tears > : What is going on, Your Grace?
Bp Rascal < Through gritted teeth > : It's the evil Dr Cosmo - he seeks to take the Holy Throne of Sydniensis for his Particular Evangelical faction.
Dr Cosmo: Let's see what the Ecclesiastical Court makes of these photos, shall we?
Bp Rascal: You will not prevail Cosmo! When I tell them it was all on account of the Precious Blood I will be exonerated!
Dr Cosmo: Would this be your travelling Communion Kit, Your Grace? -- It wasn't the Precious Blood, you fool!
Ms Dimittis: No! < faints >
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Scene fades... >
Icarus/Coot <still delirious>: Fools! Pitting yourself against me, Dr. Cosmo! Sooner I'd let my thurible get tarnished than be vanquished!
Spike: Oh No! Tatophilia has set in!
< half the crowd runs away shrieking, sweeping away Pyx_e in the process. Smudgie discovers the scene >
Smudgie: Oh, my poor Stoo! Has that horrible Coot attacked you??...
[word change]
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The Riv
Shipmate
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Erin strides in, obviously agitated:
What the f***?!? What the h*** is going on up here?!? What god***n son-of-a-b**** s***head a**hole brought a loaded gun into Heaven?!? That's it -- I'm pi**ed off now! Stay the h*** out of my way or I'll kick all your sorry a**es. I'll find the bas**** who did this and they'll rue the god***m day they were even a god***n itch in their bas***d father's god***m pants. S***! F***! I'm gettin' the h*** outa here, but I'll be back, and with a god***n vengance, you can bet you a**!
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"Riv, you've done a much better job communicating your passion than your point. I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about." Tom Clune
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Miffy
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quote:
Originally posted by The Riv:
Erin strides in, obviously agitated:
What the f***?!? What the h*** is going on up here?!? What god***n son-of-a-b**** s***head a**hole brought a loaded gun into Heaven?!? That's it -- I'm pi**ed off now! Stay the h*** out of my way or I'll kick all your sorry a**es. I'll find the bas**** who did this and they'll rue the god***m day they were even a god***n itch in their bas***d father's god***m pants. S***! F***! I'm gettin' the h*** outa here, but I'll be back, and with a god***n vengance, you can bet you a**!
Exits with a flurry of explitives.
*Heavenly choir bursts into And there was War in Heaven*
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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End of Episode One?
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Growing Greenpatches
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Episode 2: The Fall.
Naughty angels - and guns get kicked out of heaven ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif) . Good angels - and fluffy bunnies get to stay. ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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(What channel is this woman watching?!)
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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Stoo, mate, just the man! I've just seen Smudgie in tears running towards Pyx_e's house - what's wrong?
Did she find out about the ... the ... you know ... the thing?
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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Stoo: No, Chris, you know I could never tell anyone about that!
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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[Not quite done yet]
Belisarius: Time for some damage control...
< ducks out of thread containing Coot, Stoo, Spike, and ChrisT and returns to the secretly-located Board Announcer >
Belisarius <announces>: THE "WHO SHOT ICARUS/COOT?" THREAD IS TEMPORARILY CLOSED. IN COMPENSATION, THE PAGE LIMIT ON THE GAME THREADS IS NOW 15 PAGES.
This should give me some breathing space before Erin comes back...
[partial cross-post]
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Spike: Oh no! We're trapped!
Icarus/Coot <still raving>: I'll decide the temperature of the baptismal font!...
Stoo: This is madness! Does Belisarius think he can get away with this?...
ChrisT: Well, he might if he knows about your...you know...
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Episode 2: The Fall.
Naughty angels - and guns get kicked out of heaven . Good angels - and fluffy bunnies get to stay.
I'm off to bed. Somebody understudy for me, please.
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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< Mrs. Tubbs, Kingsfold and Doctors Multipara and Mr. Grumble appear >
Mrs. Tubbs: We couldn't get out!
Coot < twisting with fever >: Imbecile!--You probably have rayon in your cassock!
Dr. Multpara: Good Lord! Tatophilia in its advanced stages! < dons surgical mask > We have to get this Host to treatment before it's too late!
Kingfold: Would applying a precious raaaabbit work?
Stoo < pushes Kingsfold out of the way > I tell you, Belisarius has gone mad with power! If only Smudgie were here!--no, it's my solemn duty as a Host not to involve her in this danger...
[word change]
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WorkInProgress
Shipmate
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*Two random Passers-By walk in wearing t-shirts, shorts and Jesus-sandals*
<1st PB> Look - that man's got an extra hole!
<2nd PB> Could be developing a stigmata
<1st PB> Nah - looks more like a gunshot wound to me...
<2nd PB> So who done it then?
<1st PB> I reckon it was that Wood fellow that shot him you know...
*The words 'Who shot The Coot?' appear briefly on the screen*
*The two Passers-By exit*
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sabine
Shipmate
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<music swells>
"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy...."
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Dr. mr Grumble < looking down at Ick/Coot >: Poor devil--what nightmarish visions is he going through now?
< Scene change fade in >
Ms. Dimittis < tossing a thurible to Bp Rascal >: Quickly, your Grace! Use this incense left over from the Feast of Saint Rubberbabybuggybumper!
Bp Rascal: How did you get that??
Ms. Dimittis: It matters not! Hurry!! It will always aid the pure of heart!!
< Bp Rascal swings the thurible near Dr. Cosmo's face >
Dr. Cosmo: AAAAAGH!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!...
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32
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Posted
[Originally posted by Sarkycow]
Sarkycow wanders through the thread. Tat demons leap from Icarus and she passes. They hiss and recoil, and eventually run spitting from the scene.
Sarkycow: My usual fee Bel.
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
# 32
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Mrs. Tubbs: Crickey! A Hellhost! Saints preserve us!
Sarkycow: Hey--choose a accent and stick with it!
Belisarius < seeing the action from one of many remote cameras > Dammit! Sticking her nose in...I'll have to PM her--
< Sarkycow's cellphone beeps; she goes to the Text Messages: >
FEE IN USL PLAS
BUT NO BONUS
SVCS NOT REQUSTD
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
Andrew Knoll
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Stoo < looking earnestly upwards >: Thank God Icarus is out of danger! < gently shakes him > Ick, can you hear us?
Ick/Coot < groggily >: Wha...who's Ick?...I'm...Maria Von Trapp!
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Animals may be Evolution's Icing, but Bacteria are the Cake.
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