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Sir Kevin
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As is it all incontravertible. Couscous is not my favourite food though I can stomach it in small quantities.
Pernicious periwinkles.
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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The entire EU was on alert for food poisoning due to some pernicious periwinkles threatening the shellfish industry.
Tiny surname
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WhateverTheySay
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Mr Og was the only one with a tiny surname.
Fruit babble
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Hedgehog
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We began to doubt his sanity when he insisted that he could hear the fruit babble all night long.
unpopular mud
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"We must regain the conviction that we need one another, that we have a shared responsibility for others and the world, and that being good and decent are worth it."--Pope Francis, Laudato Si'
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Fred Flintstone was very much the polished caveman, good at his job though sometimes awkward socially.
fundamental skyscape
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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The fundamental skyscape of SoCal is softly beige.
polyester pea soup
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Jengie jon
Semper Reformanda
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The suit that Josquin was wearing seemed to have be made of polyester pea soup such was the colour and texture of it.
dim deranged television
Jengie
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Our elderly Packard Bell was still functioning, just, but had become a dim deranged television.
frangible monkeyshines
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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At her age, with her degree of arthritis, any physical shenanigans she got up to soon became frangible monkeyshines.
Optical era
[ 09. October 2011, 22:58: Message edited by: Zeke ]
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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After the radial keratotomy, Edgar entered a new optical era.
porcine recitative
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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BalddudePeekskill
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It's not over until the Fat Lady's song....or the porcine recitative.
Maudlin Jocularity
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Christos Aneste
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agrgurich
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Cry while he told jokes, produced mauldlin jocularity, but little humor.
Colman's Ketchup
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Life is a comedy to those who think & a tragedy to those who feel.-Horace Walpole
AJG
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Coleman's Ketchup is produced by a company far better known for their mustard.
Scrumptious tomatoes
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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When the producer made the comment about wanting to see more scrumptious tomatoes his assistant brought him a salad, not realizing he was referring to the young ladies in the chorus line.
Primary lemon
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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The voter registrar brought to the primary lemon poppyseed muffins as treats for the poll workers' mid-morning nosh.
velveteen grenades
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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Of course, the Velveteen Rabbit uses velveteen grenades when he goes to war in an as-yet unpublished sequel to the famous story.
nuclear petunias
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Herrick
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When flowers grow in the mines of the Northern Territory they tend to be nuclear petunias.
content man
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A careless shoestring in whose tie
I see a wild civility
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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A content man is a happy fellow.
Joyful board-surfer
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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WhateverTheySay
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The joyful board-surfer clearly had nothing better to do that day.
Humble apricot
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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The humble apricot rolled bashfully out of sight under a raspberry bush.
marshmallow prosthetic
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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When somebody bit the leg off the Gingerbread Man he was offered a marshmallow prosthetic.
Unhealthy geometry
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WhateverTheySay
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It has got to be unhealthy, geometry makes me want to puke.
Morning witness
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Darkwing
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When cross-examined by the defense, the morning witness admitted he had never seen the white van, but the witness from later in the day remained adamant that it had been parked outside the scene of the crime.
Resplendent fury
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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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The resplendent Fury, with its flaking coat of green paint, flat tires and crumbling interior and convertible top, stands on my back patio and is resplendent no more.
flabbergasted underling
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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"I believe I'll spend my lunch hour having my nails done," said the Archbishop to his flabbergasted underling.
Fairy stupidity
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Bob Two-Owls
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As soon as he injected the washing up liquid into his brain he could barely think two consecutive thoughts - Fairy stupidity had struck again.
Putrescent stapler
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Herrick
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"What we need to re-assemble these rotten body parts is super glue, a putrescent stapler and two rolls of sticky tape." said Doctor Zed, leader of the Militant Zombies.
punctual doctor
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A careless shoestring in whose tie
I see a wild civility
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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The punctual doctor is a myth, at least in my GP's practise.
discretionary puppy
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Bob Two-Owls
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You have to be really blind to get a guide dog, if you are short-sighted you can't even get a discretionary puppy.
neon politician
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WhateverTheySay
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The 'Neon Politician' scandal was the funniest thing I had heard about for a long time.
Wire toilet
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Darkwing
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Their outhouse was the crudest I've ever seen: dilapidated metal siding arranged into a crude shack, and a wire toilet that cut uncomfortably into the buttocks. Definitely would not stay at this hotel again.
Creeping monopoly
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"Science was my most favorite subject, especially the Old Testament!"
- Kenneth, 30 Rock
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Banking is no longer a creeping monopoly, it's a galloping one.
rusty ice cube
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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After seeing more than one rusty ice cube, the restaurant manager decided to switch to plastic trays.
Inane hole
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Bob Two-Owls
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Jethro were'nt too school-learned and didn't know much about nothin, sometimes the words came out of his clever hole and other times they came out of his inane hole.
uxorovalent hyrax
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The5thMary
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quote:
Originally posted by Gwai:
To be uxorovalent is rather a tragedy for a non-monogamous species like the shrew, so the poor uxorovalent hyrax desperately tried to find either a shrew doctor to cure him or another shrew to marry him.
picky pudding
Peter Piper purloined a peck of picky pudding and put it near the pulsating pickled pancreas.
Hormonal golf cart
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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She had gone to a lot of trouble to mitigate the effects of menopause; she even had a hormonal golf cart.
Drained discarding
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Parting with things is so wrenching! I felt quite drained discarding my beloved collection of jamjars.
perspex maggots
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Bob Two-Owls
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Most articial baits can be just threaded on, but perspex maggots require piercing with a heated hook.
octarine karate belt
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Among the latest stash Rincewind found in the Luggage were a pair of spangled stilettos that did little other than glitter, and more pertinently, an octarine karate belt that warded off embarrassing emissions.
pale verbs
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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"It may be a bit of fried bread to you, but it's an epistemological crouton to me" he said, knowledgeably.
malted determinism
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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The philosophy students in the ice cream shop discussed nihilism with sprinkles and malted determinism.
activated romantic
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The Bourne Infatuation was Hollywood's attempt to get couples to watch the same films with a story of a sleeper-cum-activated romantic who was controlled by the CIA.
threefold dichotomy
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"We cannot leave the appointment of Bishops to the Holy Ghost, because no one is confident that the Holy Ghost would understand what makes a good Church of England bishop."
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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quote:
Originally posted by Zeke:
The philosophy students in the ice cream shop discussed nihilism with sprinkles and malted determinism.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Jengie jon
Semper Reformanda
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The dichotomy between belief and belonging runs through the tradition in both theology, spirituality and ethics it could be said therefore to be a threefold dichotomy.
long spill poet
Jengie
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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When T.S.Eliot knocked over an entire gallon of pineapple juice, people began calling him a long spill poet.
Nuts minimum
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WhateverTheySay
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Receive free packet of nuts - minimum spend required £5.99.
Anal worries
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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Ralph was always concerned about whether the pictures were hanging straight, or whether his paperwork was perfect, and other anal worries.
verbal fire
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