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Thread: The Awards Ceremony (part 1): Best Actor/Actress
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Musical Director
 Nativity Play
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No production of this magnitude would be complete without the honorary awards being handed out. The awards available will be posted over the next few nights (there are 6 awards in total) and you are very welcome to dicuss, vote, bribe and yell for your preferred winner.
This category: Best Actor/Actress
Who made the stage lights pale into dimness by the bright shining glory of their perfomance? Who made you laugh, made you cry, made you hurl? Who touched you deeply with their interpretation of the role? Speak now, or forever hold your pieces.
-------------------- ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Herod
 Nativity Play
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I'd just like to nominate that Herod chap.
Bloody good performance, if you ask me.
Deserves an Oscar.
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Stoo
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Director
 Nativity Play
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It goes without saying. My vote goes to Smudgie, as BVM. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Mother Mary
 Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Herod: I'd just like to nominate that Herod chap.
Bloody good performance, if you ask me.
Deserves an Oscar.
I'll admit he did do a pretty good job, especially of the protracted death scene, but he was definitely outclassed by the Evil Henchman on the last night. She was superb! ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
-------------------- Over 500 posts? No wonder I am exhausted. Wake me in the spring, if you please.(Smudgie)
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Gift of Gold
 Nativity Play
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um herod may have a small confession about the henchman's role and gender last night....Herod?
-------------------- the gold bar/ dancer formally known as Annie P.
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Phil the Wise Guy
Nativity Play
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This is a tough call as I was impressed with many of the fine performances I saw herein. Who could forget Nanny as the Fairy Godmother, or Kelly as the distraught Wise Guy, or Passer-by 3?
After many glasses of a really nice Rieseling Spratlese, I have blurred vision, a headache and three nominations for best actress: Smudgie as the BVM, Sarky as Evil Henchman, and jlg as Sheep 3. I think all three performances were very well done, with jlg's perhaps a bit more nuanced, since her character was limited to bleating, plopping, head-butting and jingling. Sarky stayed in character magnificently and was a true Evil Henchman in every sense except biological. That being said, I want to make sure to say all three actresses did extremely well and any distinctions in their performance quality was minor.
Best Actor? Hmmmm, tricky. We have lots of stand-out performers: Joseph, me, Brian, Herod, me, Chief Wise Man, Tour Manager, and me. At this point I can't decide if I should be mature and vote for someone other than myself, or wallow is my selfishness and vote for me.
Hmmm...decisions, decisions.
I'm suspending my vote until I come to grips with this issue.
-------------------- So, wheres can I get a drink in dis town? Feels so good ta can dat Kenwritez nice-guy schtick.
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Mother Mary
 Nativity Play
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No! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
-------------------- Over 500 posts? No wonder I am exhausted. Wake me in the spring, if you please.(Smudgie)
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Sheep 3
 Nativity Play
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Baaaaaaa
-------------------- jlg the sheep
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Fairy Godmother
 Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Mother Mary: No!
Such false modesty ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
-------------------- It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Gift of Gold
 Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Mother Mary: No!
Yup. Just ask him about the whereabouts of Missy Evil Henchman last night. had me fooled for ages!!! ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
-------------------- the gold bar/ dancer formally known as Annie P.
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Mother Mary
 Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Fairy Godmother: quote: Originally posted by Mother Mary: No!
Such false modesty
Ooops... the perils of cross-posting! My incredulous "No! " was aimed to follow on from the suggestion that Herod might have a little secret to share with the general public. I knew I should have used quotes! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
-------------------- Over 500 posts? No wonder I am exhausted. Wake me in the spring, if you please.(Smudgie)
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iGeek.*
 Resident alien
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I gladly second the nomination of Smudgie as BVM.
What Bravado! What Passion! What Stamina! What Tenacity!
![[Not worthy!]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Eanswyth
 Ship's raven
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*Starts chanting and clapping hands in rhythm*
SMUDG-IE SMUDG-IE SMUDG-IE SMUDG-IE
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Fairy Godmother
 Nativity Play
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I must admit Smudgie was excellent in her role of BVM/Mother Mary.
Her endurance can only be put down to all those hours practicing in the cafe
I only hope her hard drive has withstood the exertion ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
-------------------- It could only be Nanny Ogg
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Stable Cat
 Nativity Play
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mrrrreow?
-------------------- nicolemrw says "meow!"
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Herod
 Nativity Play
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I'd also like to nominate Sarkycow as best actress for last night's marvellous performance.
Truly remarkable.
-------------------- #I'm Herod the Great, I am, I am.#
Stoo
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Musical Director
 Nativity Play
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I was in awe of the spirited and emotional performance by Passer-By 3 who ... passed by with such skill and finesse. Masterful.
-------------------- ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Smudgie
 Ship's Barnacle
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I would like to nominate the Musical Director. The way he acted the part of a musician was incredible!
-------------------- Miss you, Erin.
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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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I'd have to say Smudgie as the BVM, although SarkyCow did giver her a run for her money last night as Evil Henchman. As for actor, well, that has to go to Strathclydezero as A Very Naughty Boy (aka Brian). Stoo came close, but was terribly outdone by his own Henchman!
Sieg aka Even Lowlier Shepherd
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Donkey
 Nativity Play
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Yes, my vote would have to go to that typing into infinity lady, BVM. What fingers, what blueishness, what modesty.............?! As a close runner up, I'd have to say Sheep 3 really got her way around all the scenes and added a touch of sheepish delight into the play, Bravo all!
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Angel 3
 Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Donkey: Yes, my vote would have to go to that typing into infinity lady, BVM. What fingers, what blueishness, what modesty.............?! As a close runner up, I'd have to say Sheep 3 really got her way around all the scenes and added a touch of sheepish delight into the play, Bravo all!
Actually, although I second that Donkey, I would like to nominate... Jesus' Evil Twin - managed to dominate her scenes even when drugged. The Angel Host (including those who went over to the Dark Side) and...... Joseph
-------------------- The artist usually known as Duo Seraphim
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Smudgie
 Ship's Barnacle
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Joseph was superb for making me laugh out loud...and for defending my honour.... how on earth will I look this man in the face if ever I meet him at a shipmeet? I don't know what I'd have done without Brian, though - thank you scz for being a fantastic rescuer of the scenes where Joseph couldn't make it. And what a sense of humour!!!! Can I do a two-way vote? Please?
-------------------- Miss you, Erin.
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Schroedinger's cat
 Ship's cool cat
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Has to be Mary for best actress. Her comittment to keeping the scenes going - sometimes for hours - without any of the major characters was awesome.
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kingsfold
 Shipmate
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Oh heck, I can't decide....
Best actress: either Smudgie (BVM) or Sarkycow (Evil Henchman) Best actor: scz (a very naughty boy) Best supporting sheep: sheep 3 (jlg) or Rudolph (ThatsMrJuice 2U)
-------------------- I came to Jesus and I found in him my star, my sun. And in that light of life I'll walk 'til travelling days are done
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dolphy
 Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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quote: Originally posted by Smudgie: I would like to nominate the Musical Director. The way he acted the part of a musician was incredible!
I vote Smudgie.
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Chapelhead*
 Ship’s Photographer
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Tough, but I have to vote for Virgin/Mother Mary.
Now, how many votes do we get. If more than one then Phil the Wise Guy, Very Naughty Boy and Donkey would be next on my list.
I think.
![[Confused]](confused.gif)
-------------------- Benedikt Gott Geschickt!
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Musical Director
 Nativity Play
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quote: Originally posted by Smudgie: I would like to nominate the Musical Director. The way he acted the part of a musician was incredible!
I used to be a musician but now I'm alright.
-------------------- ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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kingsfold
 Shipmate
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Who are you kidding?
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Xavierite
Shipmate
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As has been said by many others, Smudgie definitely deserves best actress. Her endurance and good humour were quite astonishing (and worthy of the BVM herself, I'm sure.)
Best actor should go to Kenwritez. I just couldn't stop laughing...
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Scarlet
 Mellon Collie
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I also give my vote to Smudgie for BVM and Mother Mary.
(hoping there will be a "best supporting" category)
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Scot
 Deck hand
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Smudgie as BVM is a shoe-in for Best Actress, and kenwritez as Phil deserves Best Actor. But my real favorite was jlg as Sheep 3 as Best Actor/Actress (species non-specific). I think she carried the show.
-------------------- “Here, we are not afraid to follow truth wherever it may lead, nor tolerate any error so long as reason is left free to combat it.” - Thomas Jefferson
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Excuse me here, people, but what is wrong with you? I deserve Best Actress, beyond a doubt. Sure, the omnipotent part was not much of a stretch, but the evil thing? Come on, that is SO not me! And I was SO convincing!
You people need to lay off the bad crack for a while.
-------------------- Commandment number one: shut the hell up.
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Scot
 Deck hand
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quote: Originally posted by Erin: I deserve Best Actress, beyond a doubt.
No, you demand Best Actress. That's an entirely different, yet equally compelling, matter. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
-------------------- “Here, we are not afraid to follow truth wherever it may lead, nor tolerate any error so long as reason is left free to combat it.” - Thomas Jefferson
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Sheep 3
 Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 lowers her head, gets a good run at Erin and ...]
*Thump*
Baaaaaaaaaa
*jingle, jingle*
[...and for good measure:]
*sheep plop*
-------------------- jlg the sheep
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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I'm still omnipotent, you know. I haven't smited anyone in quite sometime. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
-------------------- Commandment number one: shut the hell up.
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MrSponge2U
 Ship’s scrub
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I would like to add another vote for Smudgie for her two roles, Virgin Mary and Mother Mary, for keeping the play going when her significant other, Joseph, was predisposed. Also a vote for Stoo as Herod for being such an evil git, and honorable mention for Nanny Ogg for her interpretation of a floozy Fairy Godmother, and for supplying the rest of the cast with liquid refreshments.
Now waiting for the non-human nominations ...
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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And my mouse is hovering over the big red delete ThatsMrJuice2U button, alongside Sheep3/jlg.
You sheep aren't all that quick on the uptake, are ya?
-------------------- Commandment number one: shut the hell up.
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Scot
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I wonder if there is going to be a category for Most Inspiring Performance?
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ChrisT
 One of the Good Guys™
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The next category will be posted in about 1/2 hour. I'm not sure what it will be, and the Musical Director hasn't much of a clue as well. But then we all knew that anyway, right?
The winner of the Best Actor/Acrett category will be posted tomorrow night, when the favoured recipient will be required to give a speech.
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Jack the Lass
 Ship's airhead
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I think Smudgie/BVM just has it, though Erin/Evil Twin came really close...
As for the Actor - it was a tough call, until Phil's nekkid bustop dance
Though Passer-by 3 also merits an accolade of some sort.
Now how about that Best Sheep award? My vote goes to Rudolph - soppy cow (well sheep really) that I am, I nearly cried when he led Wise Guy to the stable after he'd missed Baby Jesus. Oh boy - time to get a life I think! ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Smudgie
 Ship's Barnacle
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Hey, thanks for all the votes but most prolific actress doesn't necessarily mean best, you know. Honestly, there were so many excellent performances in the play... I was thrown into uncontrollable laughter on so many occasions by countless people. I'm just torn as to whom to vote for. (If I vote for the Evil Twin people will think it's nepotism) What a fantastic team we make!
-------------------- Miss you, Erin.
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Spike
 Mostly Harmless
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Without a doubt it should definitely go to Passer By 3. A most inspired performance throughout.
-------------------- "May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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Spike
 Mostly Harmless
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Oh, amd I think a posthumous award for Magi 1 would definitely be in order.
-------------------- "May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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Jen.
 Godless Liberal
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I nominate myself for being so angelic for a lot of the play. Anyone who knows me IRL knows this isn't so like me. Ok, so my real self shone through for a bit near the end, but mostly I was good!
J
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Pheonix
 Twisted fire starter
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Yes, but were you sober?
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Jen.
 Godless Liberal
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quote: Originally posted by Pheonix: Yes, but were you sober?
Mostly. . .
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Pheonix
 Twisted fire starter
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Ah... one of the few (if not only one!)then...
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Kelly Alves
 Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Jack the Lass: I think Smudgie/BVM just has it, though Erin/Evil Twin came really close...
As for the Actor - it was a tough call, until Phil's nekkid bustop dance
Though Passer-by 3 also merits an accolade of some sort.
Now how about that Best Sheep award? My vote goes to Rudolph - soppy cow (well sheep really) that I am, I nearly cried when he led Wise Guy to the stable after he'd missed Baby Jesus. Oh boy - time to get a life I think!
I was also impressed with what Passerby 3 did with her role.Special Mention?
And Wise Guy DID cry when Rudolph led "him" to the manger...it was some sort of big symbolic Jungian catharsis moment for me.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Rossweisse
 High Church Valkyrie
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quote: Originally posted by Erin: I'm still omnipotent, you know. I haven't smited anyone in quite sometime.
Shouldn't that be "smitten"?
Rossweisse // aka Angel 6 and in no danger of any nominations for anything
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Well I thought the Henchman was good too
And Mary was ok, but suffered from some kind of verbal diorrhea. Plus she was a goodie, and that's always an easier part to act.
Black Angel deserved a mention, but not an award, cause she seemed to lose heart half-way through, and start acting all nice and stuff.
Oh, and the little angle (sophs) was especially annoying - should get something for that surely
Viki
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