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Gee D
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Originally posted by L'organist:
I'm just gobsmacked that you go to garden centres for ANYTHING..

Obviously, an English garden centre is different to one here. Ours are proper nurseries with the cafés added on. You can buy your seedlings, compost and what have you, then go for a decent morning tea/lunch and some coffee.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
I'm not even certain what a "flat white" is. Do you get "lumpy white" as well?

No, silly. You get flat white or long black.

Eventually in America I managed to vaguely approximate a flat white by having an Americano with milk. Um. I think that was it. In Vienna a 'large brown' did the trick. I think. I don't remember whether I even tried in the UK.

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I really don't think I want to walk into a cafe and ask for a 'large brown' anything. [Projectile]

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quote:
Originally posted by Gee D:
quote:
Originally posted by L'organist:
I'm just gobsmacked that you go to garden centres for ANYTHING..

Obviously, an English garden centre is different to one here. Ours are proper nurseries with the cafés added on. You can buy your seedlings, compost and what have you, then go for a decent morning tea/lunch and some coffee.
That is roughly what ours are, except that some have also tacked on kitcheny stuff to cook veggies is; vases to put the flowers in; furniture to stand the vases on; furniture to use in the garden; gazebos to lounge under in the garden; remaindered books to read in the garden; barbecues to cook on in the garden; clothes to wear in the garden, whether to work or to lounge; tools to use in the garden, whether sturdy and proper, or decorative and flimsy; bird feeding stuff; wildlife encouraging stuff; vermin eradicating stuff; sheds; summerhouses; water features; fish nurturing stuff; and for some reason, double glazing display centres.
All the ones I go to have their own nursery sections, though not necessarily on the site. They all buy in as well. and we have a lot of nurseries in the area, because the soil has historically been ideal for market gardens and nurseries. Some of these have had to close recently, though. None of them have eateries.

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quote:
Originally posted by ken:
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Originally posted by Jade Constable:


NZ even invented the flat white.


Its hard to imagine anyone pernickity enough to care about the exact difference between a "flat white" and three-dozen other commercialised overpriced tiny variations on basic coffee. It just doesn't matter that much. It's all too twee and precious and yes, pretentious.

After all if they really liked the taste of coffee they'd drink it neat, not cut with sweeties and milk to take away the nasty taste of actual, er, coffee.

One of those things that seems odd to me, anyway.

Well a flat white isn't sweetened, and neither is it particularly fussy so your rant isn't really relevant here. Try going to Italy or Seattle or NZ and telling them that their coffee culture is twee and pretentious! It's really not, good coffeemaking is an art just like good winemaking. An espresso-based coffee tastes vastly different to a drip-brewed coffee.

I like a flat white because it's less milky than a cappuccino or a latte but still has the velvety texture, plus it's never oversized. I do add sugar (just a spoonful, vanilla if I can get it) because it, er, tastes nice. How shocking that I would want to drink something that tastes nice to me. And of course it still tastes like coffee, one spoonful of sugar doesn't remove the taste of coffee, unless you only drink spectacularly weak and wimpy stuff.

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quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
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Originally posted by Spike:
I'm not even certain what a "flat white" is. Do you get "lumpy white" as well?

I'm not even certain what the difference between a flat white and an espresso macchiato is.
Traditionally an espresso macchiato doesn't have steamed milk (although that's more common now), and less than in a flat white.

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Originally posted by L'organist:
I'm just gobsmacked that you go to garden centres for ANYTHING.

Plants - either grow from seed or obtain from proper nursery. I'm also lucky enough to be given seedlings/cuttings by green-fingered friends.

Nice lunch - a decent pub is great: just not one that caters for the well-heeled OAP member of the Ramblers Association because the beer is usually terrible (they don't understand about cleaning the pipes and the need for proper rinsing) and the food is mass-produced, unimaginative and frequently horrible.

As for coffee outlets - we have a local sandwich bar/greasy spoon which boasts a splendid Gaggia machine, so the coffee is first-class: lunch there is a joy.

Yes - why anyone would prefer a garden centre to a nice CAMRA-friendly pub is beyond me.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
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Originally posted by Lothlorien:
Practically very self respecting nursery in Sydney has a coffee shop attached. I guess it is a big money spinner as they usually sell fancy gardening goods and other bits and pieces.

Coffee is very often quite good and meals are served. Nothing fancy, just convenient. Surroundings are pleasant.

Few people down here would go to Starbucks. That is why there are few Starbucks in Sydney or Australia to actually go to. Around 90% of them were closed some years ago because of lack of patronage. Just as well too.

In fairness, Australia and NZ have their own coffee cultures to rival those in continental Europe or US cities like Seattle or NYC - NZ even invented the flat white. The UK doesn't have that, and hasn't since the coffee houses of the 17th Century.
Oh it does. Not a good one, not a nice one, but it has one. It's an Instant Coffee culture, one in which such horrors as Mellow Birds could actually take root and find a niche outside Danté's Inferno.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
Yes - why anyone would prefer a garden centre to a nice CAMRA-friendly pub is beyond me.

You're comparing apples and oranges. Lots of people upthread have pointed out that when they have lunch or a drink at a garden centre they're going there for other things as well as the cafe.

Why slate something you haven't experienced, and admit doesn't interest you anyway?

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Just a friendly reminder, let's keep it mellow, folks, please.

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Back to the discussion of removing shoes... I toured a not-yet-dedicated LDS temple today. We all had paper shower-cap-type booties put over our shoes to protect the floors/carpets inside (though I hear all carpet, furnishings, drapes, etc., are removed and replaced before the dedication). The paper booties were a bit slippery for use on marble stairways and floors, and in two rooms (Celestial Room and Sealing Room) where we had to walk on plastic sheeting to protect the white carpets. There were a lot of elderly people going through, and I worried that some of them might lose their footing.

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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Reminds me of this.

I realise this is a spoof, but are there really adults who wear braces on their teeth, or is that a curious fashion in dental jewellery?

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quote:
Originally posted by Enoch:
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Reminds me of this.

I realise this is a spoof, but are there really adults who wear braces on their teeth, or is that a curious fashion in dental jewellery?
Yes.

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quote:
Originally posted by Enoch:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Reminds me of this.

I realise this is a spoof, but are there really adults who wear braces on their teeth, or is that a curious fashion in dental jewellery?
Yes, it happens. The gymnast Beth Tweddle used to have an absolute mouthful of wire.
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I had braces (for the second time) when I was in my early 30s. There have been a lot of improvements, and they are often almost invisible now.

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The second worst pub I went to was with a Shipmate near St. Austell. I ordered the special of the day and although it wasn't horrible, I fear that it may have been roadkill because they wouldn't tell me what it was!

The worst was in a town called Sticker. We were seated right away, but the cook was so slow, it took nearly an hour to get our food and when we changed or added to our orders, it took even longer!

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The food will be with you dreckly, Sir Kevin. And as for them not telling you what you were eating, what else do you expect from Wreckers, me 'ansome? [Biased]

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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
Yes - why anyone would prefer a garden centre to a nice CAMRA-friendly pub is beyond me.

You're comparing apples and oranges. Lots of people upthread have pointed out that when they have lunch or a drink at a garden centre they're going there for other things as well as the cafe.

Why slate something you haven't experienced, and admit doesn't interest you anyway?

But I have experienced eating in a garden centre cafe and have been to lots of garden centres, just not since I left home and so had to rely on public transport - I never said I'd never been to one, just that I didn't understand why people would choose to do so for reasons other than buying plants/garden equipment. Still think a nice pub is vastly superior - less twee, more booze.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sir Kevin:
I fear that it may have been roadkill because they wouldn't tell me what it was!

Don't worry, they're very unlikely to be serving roadkill out in St Austell. More likely it was just a knackered pony.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
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Originally posted by Drifting Star:
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Originally posted by Jade Constable:
Yes - why anyone would prefer a garden centre to a nice CAMRA-friendly pub is beyond me.

You're comparing apples and oranges. Lots of people upthread have pointed out that when they have lunch or a drink at a garden centre they're going there for other things as well as the cafe.

Why slate something you haven't experienced, and admit doesn't interest you anyway?

But I have experienced eating in a garden centre cafe and have been to lots of garden centres, just not since I left home and so had to rely on public transport - I never said I'd never been to one, just that I didn't understand why people would choose to do so for reasons other than buying plants/garden equipment. Still think a nice pub is vastly superior - less twee, more booze.
Not everyone wants to spend their leisure hours in a pub, Jade! but that's your choice. When I go, I tend to take a friend, mooch round a variety of shops like a mini-shopping centre, enjoy a cream tea (and free parking). If I'm driving I wouldn't be drinking and I wouldn't be drinking in the daytime anyway. Going to a pub and NOT drinking seems like a waste!

So, we have different ideas of where we want to go on these occasions. Just because you don't understand why we'd want to go somewhere else doesn't make either of us wrong [Smile]

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Our nearest large garden centre is also the venue for a cafe church. My spies tell me that even the staff join in. With the best will in the world, I can't imagine that in a pub.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Intrepid Mrs S:
When I go, I tend to take a friend, mooch round a variety of shops like a mini-shopping centre, enjoy a cream tea (and free parking). If I'm driving I wouldn't be drinking and I wouldn't be drinking in the daytime anyway. Going to a pub and NOT drinking seems like a waste!

I agree and I do all of that too; but I also go alone, have a mooch about and a bit of retail therapy, and then ensconce myself in the cafe with a book. I also go to coffee shops on my own with a book, but I wouldn't go to a pub alone. That I would find odd (I guess people do it, but is it because you're likely to meet people you know there?) and someone might interrupt me while I'm reading. [Eek!]

I can see the transport could be an issue. I'm fortunate enough to have a car, and you could walk to our local garden centre. It's quite a long walk - which would justify the cream tea. [Biased]

Nen - also a fan of Belgian buns. [Big Grin]

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I can see that transport is an issue both ways - if you're driving then you won't be drinking, although when I'm in the pub I'm often not drinking myself, but having a meal and soft drink. I just associate garden centres with OAP afternoon tea I suppose, not that my usual pub has a lack of old men mind.

Nen, my usual pub has some booths to sit in - much nicer and no interrupted reading. Yes, I go to pubs alone and read! Strangely I find coffee shops more people-heavy - in a pub everyone's at the bar, so wouldn't be talking to you if you're tucked away in the corner.

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quote:
Originally posted by Fredegund:
Our nearest large garden centre is also the venue for a cafe church. My spies tell me that even the staff join in. With the best will in the world, I can't imagine that in a pub.

I have attended church services in pubs.

Its not quite "cafe church" but our parish has a monthly "beer and bible" session where we sit round a table and read an entire book of the Bible aloud (or part of a long one) while eating and drinking.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:

Nen, my usual pub has some booths to sit in - much nicer and no interrupted reading. Yes, I go to pubs alone and read! Strangely I find coffee shops more people-heavy - in a pub everyone's at the bar, so wouldn't be talking to you if you're tucked away in the corner.

Whereas I go to pubs precisely because you can meet people and talk to them. So I'll be the one at the bar.

That's not the same in a coffee shop or cafe or restaurant - they are places for couples or small groups who spend time with each other and avoid contact with strangers. A less open and friendly feel than a real pub.

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Originally posted by ken:
[have attended church services in pubs.

Its not quite "cafe church" but our parish has a monthly "beer and bible" session where we sit round a table and read an entire book of the Bible aloud (or part of a long one) while eating and drinking.

And (hic) the beardy fellow pointed at the water and it dried up in the middle with the water piled on the side.Just like the other beardy bloke said. So the (hic) ishrul-, izshurea-, the Jews walked to the other side, with Moshur, Mosey,.. the first beardy bloke leading 'em. And they saw the fishes and stuff in the water like an requarium. (Hic) this has been the word of The Lord Sugar.

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quote:
Originally posted by ken:
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Originally posted by Jade Constable:

Nen, my usual pub has some booths to sit in - much nicer and no interrupted reading. Yes, I go to pubs alone and read! Strangely I find coffee shops more people-heavy - in a pub everyone's at the bar, so wouldn't be talking to you if you're tucked away in the corner.

Whereas I go to pubs precisely because you can meet people and talk to them. So I'll be the one at the bar.

That's not the same in a coffee shop or cafe or restaurant - they are places for couples or small groups who spend time with each other and avoid contact with strangers. A less open and friendly feel than a real pub.

As a frequenter of both pubs and cafes (and garden centres) may I suggest you're going to the wrong cafes. Maybe a London thing? Who knows.

Re: churches in pubs, I'm reliably informed that my church was originally established as a congregation before it had a building and they began by holding mass in the upper room of the local pub. Not so odd for a RC parish with a high proportion of Irish and Scottish people. [Biased]

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I don't find pubs to be congenial places, by and large. Sure, things have got better since the smoking ban, but many still smell of beer, an aroma which I find distasteful, and they are often, shall we say, less than spotless. Compare this with a garden centre, which is likely to have clean table linen, be more child-friendly (not that I'm worried about that any more), and have a wider range of food available. Horses for courses, really.

Interestingly, in the light of the comments from our western cousins here, I'm sure one of the first Garden Centres round our way was founded by a couple of USAeans; I'd always assumed that Garden Centres were an American import.

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quote:
Originally posted by Gee D:
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Originally posted by L'organist:
I'm just gobsmacked that you go to garden centres for ANYTHING..

Obviously, an English garden centre is different to one here. Ours are proper nurseries with the cafés added on. You can buy your seedlings, compost and what have you, then go for a decent morning tea/lunch and some coffee.
And of course, Canberra being Canberra, round here we have one suburb that specialises in garden centres!

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Originally posted by Jolly Jape:

Interestingly, in the light of the comments from our western cousins here, I'm sure one of the first Garden Centres round our way was founded by a couple of USAeans; I'd always assumed that Garden Centres were an American import.

If they are, we probably call them something different. I've spent the last few posts trying to visualize what you're describing. Round these parts a "garden center" would be the section of the local hardware store where you purchase a rake or a hose or some potted plants-- not at all a place where anyone would sit and chat, and not a bit of food or linen tablecloths to be found, and the only chairs are the plastic ones for sale.

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There are quite a few on the road between here and the beaches. The largest of them does a roaring trade in bulk soils, sand, compost, pebbles and so forth as well as a range of pavers and other landscaping materials, seedlings and plants. The café is large, airy and usually packed out as well, with a children's playground in easy view. That all seems to me to be a very sensible arrangement.

There would be very few here going to a pub for a quiet read, apart from some reading a newspaper over a liquid lunch (silly people) . OTOH, people do go to coffee shops for that purpose. I very much doubt that someone would go to a coffee shop alone in the hope of meeting another except by arrangement, but that would be common for bars, clubs and pubs.

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I'm just gobsmacked that you go to garden centres for ANYTHING..

Obviously, an English garden centre is different to one here. Ours are proper nurseries with the cafés added on. You can buy your seedlings, compost and what have you, then go for a decent morning tea/lunch and some coffee.
And of course, Canberra being Canberra, round here we have one suburb that specialises in garden centres!
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I've spent the last few posts trying to visualize what you're describing. Round these parts a "garden center" would be the section of the local hardware store where you purchase a rake or a hose or some potted plants-- not at all a place where anyone would sit and chat, and not a bit of food or linen tablecloths to be found, and the only chairs are the plastic ones for sale.

I haven't seen anything like a british garden centre since I arrived here on the eastern coast of the US (though I have no car here, and no outdoor space to plant in/on). In my mind - though I stand to be corrected by those with more widespread garden-centre-experience - proper garden centres in the UK are not part of the big box chain model for the most part, and are sort of the inverse of a hardware store - 70% of what they sell is plants and 20% is hardware associated with the plants. I guess sheds and outdoor furnishings make up the remaining 10%. These numbers will move about a bit to accommodate things like local veg and (ime) seasonal items like christmas decorations. For the cafe aspect, the internet revealed this link, which does not really show typical garden centres, but maybe some of the links will give you a feel.
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This will give you an idea of what I was describing.

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This will give you an idea of what I was describing.

That chimes strongly with the memories in my mind - though in some of those photos there appear to be the phenomena known as sunshine and warmth, which are not known to british garden centers.
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I don't find pubs to be congenial places, by and large. Sure, things have got better since the smoking ban, but many still smell of beer, an aroma which I find distasteful, and they are often, shall we say, less than spotless. Compare this with a garden centre, which is likely to have clean table linen, be more child-friendly (not that I'm worried about that any more), and have a wider range of food available. Horses for courses, really.

Interestingly, in the light of the comments from our western cousins here, I'm sure one of the first Garden Centres round our way was founded by a couple of USAeans; I'd always assumed that Garden Centres were an American import.

I am intrigued by garden centres having a wider range of food - IME they sell sandwiches, cakes etc but not proper meals.

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And of course, Canberra being Canberra, round here we have one suburb that specialises in garden centres!

Do you mean Pialligo? Because that's what I immediately thought of when people started talking about garden centres with restaurants. The only one of those I've been to was in Pialligo.
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This is the type of place - although they can be very much bigger and more elaborate.

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This is the type of place - although they can be very much bigger and more elaborate.

M.

We do have some high-end nurseries such as this here in US that look like that, but to my knowledge none that serve food. A great idea, though.

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Pond difference I expect.

We know most of the local nurseries as we ran one ourselves. None that I know of have a tea room or cafe (though a couple of the larger nurseries take enough time to tour that it might be worth adding one.) On hot days we provided cold water bottles free for our customers.

But my guess is the difference has more to do with beverage habits: Americans would arrive with drink in hand from a drive-through expresso kiosk rather than stopping for a proper cup of tea.

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Here's the menu for the one I have patronised in the past. Greencafe

However, I notice that the accountants have been in again. It used to offer things like chicken in mushroom sauce, vegetarian lasagne, shepherds pie and a dish of the day, so there was a good choice of hot meals. The pies now are in individual dishes, with more crust than filling.

And here is the one I don't go to - note absence of prices. Twig and Spoon

And this one is a bit further away, daily variations, no choice. More crowded, more "where are the plants?" Polhill, above Sevenoaks

With its own medieval chapel. Can't answer for the food. No prices again. Ruxley

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And this one is a bit further away, daily variations, no choice. More crowded, more "where are the plants?" Polhill, above Sevenoaks

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Their sister garden centre is near here and includes the village general store and post office as the original high street one was closed down a few years ago and Polhill decided to take it on. So that garden centre is very much the centre of village life.

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Here's the menu for the one I have patronised in the past. Greencafe

However, I notice that the accountants have been in again. It used to offer things like chicken in mushroom sauce, vegetarian lasagne, shepherds pie and a dish of the day, so there was a good choice of hot meals. The pies now are in individual dishes, with more crust than filling.

And here is the one I don't go to - note absence of prices. Twig and Spoon

And this one is a bit further away, daily variations, no choice. More crowded, more "where are the plants?" Polhill, above Sevenoaks

With its own medieval chapel. Can't answer for the food. No prices again. Ruxley

Not just sarnies

Wow - how fancy! I feel a bit too common to go to places like that [Biased]

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Pond difference I expect.

We know most of the local nurseries as we ran one ourselves. None that I know of have a tea room or cafe (though a couple of the larger nurseries take enough time to tour that it might be worth adding one.) On hot days we provided cold water bottles free for our customers.

But my guess is the difference has more to do with beverage habits: Americans would arrive with drink in hand from a drive-through expresso kiosk rather than stopping for a proper cup of tea.

We have espresso machines as well as tea pots.

That's how it started in the UK. They started out as places where you could have a drink and cake between looking at the nurseries and looking at the light gardening implements like axes and chainsaws. They got popular and grew. Now they are a major part of the garden centres budget.

What started as a way to help the customer becomes a major money spinner.

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This is the type of place - although they can be very much bigger and more elaborate.

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We do have some high-end nurseries such as this here in US that look like that, but to my knowledge none that serve food. A great idea, though.
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And this one is a bit further away, daily variations, no choice. More crowded, more "where are the plants?" Polhill, above Sevenoaks


Their sister garden centre is near here and includes the village general store and post office as the original high street one was closed down a few years ago and Polhill decided to take it on. So that garden centre is very much the centre of village life. [/QB]
I wondered if they were connected - it's a bit of a leap from a place actually called Polhill in Kent up to Cambridge. Millbrook has leapt from Crowborough in Sussex to Gravesend. The other two are standalones.

And Jade, I wouldn't say any of them are not aimed at working class, if that's what you mena by common! Mind you, I didn't include the one with cabaret evenings as it didn't have a menu on its web site. (And some other reasons.)

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And this one is a bit further away, daily variations, no choice. More crowded, more "where are the plants?" Polhill, above Sevenoaks


Their sister garden centre is near here and includes the village general store and post office as the original high street one was closed down a few years ago and Polhill decided to take it on. So that garden centre is very much the centre of village life.

I wondered if they were connected - it's a bit of a leap from a place actually called Polhill in Kent up to Cambridge. Millbrook has leapt from Crowborough in Sussex to Gravesend. The other two are standalones.

And Jade, I wouldn't say any of them are not aimed at working class, if that's what you mena by common! Mind you, I didn't include the one with cabaret evenings as it didn't have a menu on its web site. (And some other reasons.) [/QB]

Haha I wasn't being quite so specific as saying they're not for the working classes, I just prefer a pub or a greasy spoon - I have common tastes, is what I meant [Biased]

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We're a bunch of elderly cousins who regularly gather for lunch at a cafe next to a Council library but not connected to it (our original venue was at the cafe situated in the City Library building).
Last week the cafe was temporarily closed so we went to the MitreTen Mega cafe in the same town, and had an excellent lunch. Mitre Ten Mega are hardware, timber, everything for the do-it-yourself home handyman, household stuff (kitchen and bathroom stuff, you name it) and garden supplies, and all have cafes, of which our is reputed to be the country's best.
It was very good but we'll be glad to get back to our friends at the Library cafe – they don't mind if we break into songs of the 50s.

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