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Originally posted by Desert Daughter :
TICTH the depressing chimes of "tolerance won" upon the winning of the European Song Contest by an utterly disgusting hermaphrodite monster. I normally do not agree with Russian politicians, but for once they are right in saying that it is a sign of European decadence. It is indeed. And all those weakbrained idiots of the PC thought police who "celebrate" "diversity" [Projectile] can go and take a hike. As much as the simpleton brigades (ie the "public mainstream") have gobbled up the most outlandish theories voiced by pot smoking postmodernists in the 60s and 70s, there **are** things that are abnormal, disgusting, and unnatural. But most people are just too stupid to realise that - they cheer at yet another absurd monstrosity and love to feel good ("tolerant", "open") about it.
All I can say is, why don't you just go and bury your noses in shit? For it seems you have no sense of what is disgusting.
Decadent morons

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I didn't see the Eurovision Song Contest. Maybe the act was terrible. But all you care about is the fact that it was performed by a transvestite? I assume most of Mozart's and Handel's operas are equally disgusting given that they often have women singing the parts of male characters?

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Doesn't pantomime goes the same way too, with principal boys and dames?

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There is a difference between art (and the quirks of an artist) and wallowing in tasteless vulgarity.

And before anyone starts howling, this is not some homophobic rant. It is simply a deploration of bad taste and decadence.

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Gerasu,

If you want to, you can see Conchita's performance here. Personally I thought it was a cracking performance.

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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:

And before anyone starts howling, this is not some homophobic rant. It is simply a deploration of bad taste and decadence.

Um, yeah. Right. Sure, you bet.
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utterly disgusting hermaphrodite monster.



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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
There is a difference between art (and the quirks of an artist) and wallowing in tasteless vulgarity.

And before anyone starts howling, this is not some homophobic rant. It is simply a deploration of bad taste and decadence.

But Eurovision is entirely about tasteless vulgarity and decadence. Why single out this one act?

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Originally posted by JoannaP:
If you want to, you can see Conchita's performance here. Personally I thought it was a cracking performance.

wow, what a set of pipes on her!

I fail to see how that is bad taste and decadence and Miley Cyrus's antics somehow are okay? get the fuck over yourself. I'd rather see a talented and dignified diva blow the roof off with a performance like that rather than some grotesque little child play stripper for the shock value. And I really don't care about the status of the block and tackle.

DD, climb back into your cave like a good little throwback. luckily your kind are dying off, though obviously not soon enough.

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posted by Desert Daughter
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And before anyone starts howling, this is not some homophobic rant. It is simply a deploration of bad taste and decadence.
Bad taste? Bad taste was the act from Poland: two females with enormous surgically 'enhanced' bosoms barely contained by faux milkmaid outfits performing a suggestive routine with a butter churn of the pole variety - THAT was disgusting.

The artiste from Austria, in contrast, wore a dress up to the neck and down to the floor and made no suggestive movements. Sure, s/he had a beard, but even that was properly groomed.

And s/he didn't sing badly either.

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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
And before anyone starts howling, this is not some homophobic rant.

No, but it's blatantly transphobic.
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Years ago I went to see a production of Julius Caesar at the globe. The actors were all men including Calpurnia and Portia. I hope Desert Daughter was outside with her placard saying "Ulster Says No To The AntiChrist", although I can't say I noticed her.

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quote:
Originally posted by L'organist:
posted by Desert Daughter
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And before anyone starts howling, this is not some homophobic rant. It is simply a deploration of bad taste and decadence.
Bad taste? Bad taste was the act from Poland: two females with enormous surgically 'enhanced' bosoms barely contained by faux milkmaid outfits performing a suggestive routine with a butter churn of the pole variety - THAT was disgusting.
I'd require further evidence to ascertain whether the ladies in question were packing silicon. Having watched the video repeatedly and in minute detail, all seemed perfectly in order.

Also, they clearly had laundry on their minds, not milking.

As to the Austrian entry, well... I fail to see a problem here either. Or aren't transvestites allowed to appear in public these days?

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Obviously your acquaintance doesn't run to many Hijra. The trans or intra-gendered have always been there - sometimes sacred, sometimes outcast - but part of what humanity is.

I'm sorry you don't like Conchita: I thought she was an extra ordinary expression of the beauty and mystery of androgyny.

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What, exactly, is disgusting about a born male wearing a dress and using a female name ? Or someone being trans ?

What is it that repels you Desert Daughter ?

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quote:
Originally posted by L'organist:
posted by Desert Daughter
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And before anyone starts howling, this is not some homophobic rant. It is simply a deploration of bad taste and decadence.
Bad taste? Bad taste was the act from Poland: two females with enormous surgically 'enhanced' bosoms barely contained by faux milkmaid outfits performing a suggestive routine with a butter churn of the pole variety - THAT was disgusting.
Interestingly, the voting public in Britain didn't see it that way. Poland came top in the UK televoting, with Austria in third place. Because the British jury placed Poland 25th, she came out with a combined rank of 11th place and no points. I haven't looked at other countries to see whether this pattern is repeated.

While the Frau Wurst / Herr Neuwirth act wasn't really to my taste, why on earth are Russian politicians being invoked here? Does Desert Daughter really know what kind of behaviour these sort of people are encouraging?!

[ 11. May 2014, 21:20: Message edited by: Anglican't ]

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Yes, well, Austria is the country that gave us a three-hour glorification of adultery, marital deceit and drunkenness among the parasitic over-indulged drones of the over-wealthy, in which the chief exponent of alcoholic dissolution is the transvestite Count Orlovsky - I refer of course to Johann Strauss II's Die Fledermaus.

I of course stood outside Covent Garden with my placard - Desert Daughter should have joined me but accidentally went here instead due to being terminally moronic.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ricardus:
Desert Daughter should have joined me but accidentally went here instead due to being terminally moronic.

According to this link, it's Open Mic night at the Pig & Whistle. We should so get DD to do a turn there.
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I have no idea whether Tom Neuwirth, the man in question, is a 'hermaphrodite'. Neither do I know with which gender, if any, he prefers to spend his leisure time. I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference to the performance.

Conchita Wurst is a drag persona. I looked up what Conchita means (and yes, 'little seashell' is slang for exactly what you think it might refer to...) and it's easy to guess what 'Wurst' might refer to. Plus the dress sense and the impressive beard are a bit of a giveaway. So I guess you could describe the character as a hermaphrodite.

Forgive me for not being shocked by this. I come from a country where men in drag are included in our children's first experience of the theatre, though pantomime dames are usually less fabulous than Conchita.

Personally, I thought she was one of the best performers of the night, which is why she got my vote. I too thought the Polish entry was far more sleazy (and if you think that was bad, you should check out the video version).

I presume DD is not familiar with Eurovision. Let's just say that if you removed all suggestion of anything gay from Eurovision, it would be about three minutes long, and have an audience of about 25 people. Conchita isn't even the first drag queen to have won - that honour goes to Dana International from Israel back in the 1980s.

Now please excuse me, I must get back to my viewing of the NBC's live broadcast version of 'The Sound of Music'. A nice, wholesome story about heroic Austrians overcoming oppression and winning song contests...

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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
And before anyone starts howling, this is not some homophobic rant. It is simply a deploration of bad taste and decadence.

Having listened to the performances, I'd say the bad taste we're deploring is yours, because Conchita Wurst was clearly one of the top 2 or 3 solo singers in the competition.

I mean, the whole competition is full of reasonably vapid pop songs that aren't ever going to go down in the annals of music as high art, but in terms of sheer performance of those reasonably vapid pop songs, she was definitely one of the relatively few who truly impressed. And ideally it's SUPPOSED to be about the music, not about how someone looks. Flagrant Polish breasts and a rather short Italian dress notwithstanding.

At least a couple of the other favourites had slightly wobbly performances on the night, in my opinion.

But then, I would have given my top vote to Malta, so what do I know. 23rd place. Sigh. However on the whole it seemed to me the voting results were a pretty reasonable reflection of the quality of the songs and performances. Goodness knows there was real justice in the French coming last - awful.

The main point, though, is that it would help if you could get past screaming "IT WAS A DRAG ACT" to notice that it was an incredibly GOOD drag act and had enough artistic merit to win.

The fact that you're purely talking about appearance, and made no mention of how the song SOUNDED, says to me that you are in fact embarking on the kind of homophobic rant that one normally starts or ends by saying 'this is not a homophobic rant'.

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The Eurovision song contest really gas become contest of who can be the most outrageous, who is the biggest freak. I don't watch it anyway, but that's how it seems to me. But them we are talking about the entertainment industry, most of which is a bit funny anyway.
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Probably predictable of me but I find the singer glorious, in voice and in form.

No sarcasm at all, the dress and the beard are curiously harmonic. They just sort of flow together.

And being aware that some people can't see that beauty makes me feel 1. gratitude that I can and 2. pity that they can't. Your loss, Desert Daughter.

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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
utterly disgusting hermaphrodite monster

I'm missing something. We have a beard and a male voice counterpoised with a floor-length gown, long hair, painted nails, ear rings, eye makeup. I'll give you "utterly disgusting:" there is certainly no accounting for taste. I, for another point of view, don't view the performer this way.

"Hermaphrodite"? Do you mean born with primary sexual characteristics of male and female? There is really no evidence of that. You clearly don't know what this word means.

"Monster." More stone cold ignorance. Beside Lesbian seagulls, God's creation is positively littered with hermaphroditic, sex-changing, third-sex, no-sex creatures. You should do your homework before you post.

The monsters are the quick-with-the-scalpel Dr. Butchers who mutilate babies born with unusual genitals.
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there **are** things that are abnormal, disgusting, and unnatural.
Yup. And, you have yet to identify one.

ETA: I am always appreciative of your knowledgeable posts on Evagrius, though. Thank you for them and please keep them coming.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ad Orientem:
I don't watch it anyway, but that's how it seems to me.

[Confused]

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Interestingly, the voting public in Britain didn't see it that way. Poland came top in the UK televoting, with Austria in third place.

Oh, cheers. I think you can get lot from that.
(So Georgian people put it higher than British.).

Personally I thought it ok but not amazing (though am tone deaf and basing on half listened semis, and thought that about all of them)
So was pleased when the countries Graham thought as homophobic proved him wrong*. But got slightly disappointed when it the votes seemed streotypical.

Also pleased the c-saus comments are based on something not just insults (which shows how little attention I paid).

*though I gather the relations between the various phobia's is complex, so it doesn't really.

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@Desert Daughter. Are you from the past?

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I thought Conchita looked and sounded great.

It was good to see someone daring to be different in a bland and dreary show which had been totally over-hyped.

The voting public obviously loved Conchita too!

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I was a great fan of drag acts about 40 years ago, as there were some brilliant acts in London, doing mostly comedy. So it's nice to see it reach mainstream. Is it true that the Russians tried to have Conchita cut out, if you'll pardon the innuendo? Fucking bigots.

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DD, you want him, badly.

I know honey, it's OK. It's the beard, my mum had one too.

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Originally posted by Ad Orientem:
I don't watch it anyway, but that's how it seems to me.

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One can learn enough of what is going on there through the media, or even boards such as this one, without having to watch it. Yes, it's a big freak show but as I said, the entertainment industry is notoriously funny, so to speak.
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quote:
Originally posted by Gill H:
Conchita isn't even the first drag queen to have won - that honour goes to Dana International from Israel back in the 1980s.


Actually, twas 1998 - and to be extra pedantic, I'm not sure drag queen is accurate, I think Dana International is a post-op transsexual, which is probably just as abhorrent to DD. The point still stands though.

I thought it was a good, well performed song, not my favourite style of music, but that's not really the point.

Know what I thought was disgusting? The continual booing of the 2 17 year old Russian girls who only wanted to sing for their country on the international stage.

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Well, Finland did win with a heavy metal band that wears monster masks. I think a general observation that Eurovision is geared towards outlandishness is fair comment.
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quote:
Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
We have a beard and a male voice counterpoised with a floor-length gown, long hair, painted nails, ear rings, eye makeup.

The majority of male clergy in the main Christian denominations wear floor length gowns, often far more elaborate than this performer's.

As for long hair, painted nails, ear rings and eye make; long hair and ear rings are currently perfectly normal male accoutrements and have been in many eras and cultures for centuries.

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The painted nails and make up are less mainstream in our culture at present but have been considered normal in many over the course of human evolution.

Your reaction Desert Daughter, and your need to post it here in such language says more about you than about the quality of a public performance, where the style of presentation was completely in keeping with the event. Just as the wearing of embroidered and bejewelled robes is in keeping with the events at which clergy wear them.

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Come to think of it, the labelling of anything from Eurovision as 'unnatural' is a bit pointless. How many acts on Eurovision are ever 'natural'? Not many.

The Dutch pretty well just stood there singing to each other, to great acclaim, albeit the guy has named himself Waylon to increase his country cred and one doesn't naturally associate the Netherlands with country songs.

The Maltese were a fairly nice looking family bunch. Did I mention I liked the Maltese?

But there were plenty of acts being a bit strange. Ukraine had a man in a hamster wheel, Iceland appeared to be emulating our own Wiggles, Romania had a circular piano and a miraculously disappearing woman, Montenegro roller skated, Poland tried to make household chores into a porno, the Greeks sang on a trampoline, the Russian girls had a see-saw and started off as Siamese twins joined by the hair, Italy was recreating the famous scene from 'Basic Instinct', Slovenia seemed to want to turn a flute into a magic wand, and the French... I don't know what the hell the French had, but it wasn't good.

The Australian commentators made a terribly apt joke about how much gym equipment would be appearing on stage.

And against all that, all anyone can talk about is a bearded lady? Really?

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I'm surprised that anyone finds a drag act outlandish. At least in British culture, they are well established, for example, in pantomime. TV comedy has also used drag for a long time - think Dick Emery, Dame Edna (Australian), Monty Python, Kenny Everett, Matt Lucas, and I've no doubt forgotten some. What's the big deal?

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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
I'm surprised that anyone finds a drag act outlandish. At least in British culture, they are well established, for example, in pantomime. TV comedy has also used drag for a long time - think Dick Emery, Dame Edna (Australian), Monty Python, Kenny Everett, Matt Lucas, and I've no doubt forgotten some. What's the big deal?

I imagine the beard has some impact, as drag acts don't generally have that.

But I think you've indirectly hit on the other point: that Conchita gave absolutely no sign of trying to be humorous. The drag wasn't being played for laughs.

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Desert Daughter, honey, if you think that was tacky drag just google The Denver Cycle Sluts - but, honey, don't do it at work!

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Originally posted by orfeo:
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Originally posted by quetzalcoatl:
I'm surprised that anyone finds a drag act outlandish. At least in British culture, they are well established, for example, in pantomime. TV comedy has also used drag for a long time - think Dick Emery, Dame Edna (Australian), Monty Python, Kenny Everett, Matt Lucas, and I've no doubt forgotten some. What's the big deal?

I imagine the beard has some impact, as drag acts don't generally have that.

But I think you've indirectly hit on the other point: that Conchita gave absolutely no sign of trying to be humorous. The drag wasn't being played for laughs.

Well, in the days when I used to watch drag acts on the club circuit (sounding like some old roue now), there were always different styles. There would be completely glamorous blondes, singing Shirley Bassey songs. There would be guys dressing up as the Queen Mother, sailing across the stage, shouting 'fuck off' to the audience - crude, but quite funny.

Oh, Kenny Everett used to have a beard when he did Cupid Stunt, but this has been accused of misogyny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aPrOuPxLno

I'm just saying, that drag is so much a part of Brit culture, that Conchita hardly causes seismic shocks.

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polycistic ovarian syndrome Symptoms are developing masculine characteristics, in particular a beard.

There was a news story in the UK recently about a young women with pcos who had decided to live with her beard. She looked very like Conchita, only without so much make up.

In fact, I spent time wondering if Conchita was a male drag artist or a woman with pcos!

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Wasn't to my taste, musically, but if it causes the bigots to out themselves so we can all point and laugh, then it suits me fine.

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I have to say that I didn't 'get' Fraulein Sausage's act. Drag artists I 'get'; beards I 'get'; the combo I didn't - I thought the point of a drag act was to try to look like a woman, but this guy looked more like the (intentionally) crap drags from Little Britain. Dunno, maybe I missed the point and it was likewise intentionally done like that in the name of art. Great performance though, and my gay friends loved it, so maybe I am missing the point [Confused]

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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I have to say that I didn't 'get' Fraulein Sausage's act. Drag artists I 'get'; beards I 'get'; the combo I didn't - I thought the point of a drag act was to try to look like a woman, but this guy looked more like the (intentionally) crap drags from Little Britain. Dunno, maybe I missed the point and it was likewise intentionally done like that in the name of art. Great performance though, and my gay friends loved it, so maybe I am missing the point [Confused]

Matt: maybe this story will help your confusion? For some people, the need isn't to imitate a woman and 'hide' the fact that they are a man, but to express both.

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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I have to say that I didn't 'get' Fraulein Sausage's act. Drag artists I 'get'; beards I 'get'; the combo I didn't - I thought the point of a drag act was to try to look like a woman, but this guy looked more like the (intentionally) crap drags from Little Britain. Dunno, maybe I missed the point and it was likewise intentionally done like that in the name of art. Great performance though, and my gay friends loved it, so maybe I am missing the point [Confused]

I thought it was quite interesting. Drag is a fascinating form. Clearly, we are not supposed to think that Barry Humphreys actually looks like a woman, when he appears as Dame Edna. The Conchita persona takes this willing suspension of disbelief one step further, with the beard.

It also makes you think about what makes a performance authentic or inauthentic. So there's definitely an MA in there, if not a PhD.

Perhaps more important in context: cracking tune, well sung.

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To a degree, yes, thanks. But it still for me as someone doubtless not as far along the learning curve as others here begs more questions: if Conchita wants to look like a man, why does the individual self-refer as feminine eg: 'she'? Is this an alter-ego or artistic persona (the way we refer to Dame Edna as 'she')?

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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
To a degree, yes, thanks. But it still for me as someone doubtless not as far along the learning curve as others here begs more questions: if Conchita wants to look like a man, why does the individual self-refer as feminine eg: 'she'? Is this an alter-ego or artistic persona (the way we refer to Dame Edna as 'she')?

Well, she doesn't look 'like a man'. Not really. A beard is just one mannish element, when a lot of other elements are distinctly womanish.

There are elements of both genders in the presentation.

Our language, though, isn't terribly well-equipped to deal with this. One is faced with choosing to be labelled as either 'he' or 'she', unless one goes with 'it' which has some other unpleasant connotations. Those individuals who don't present, for whatever reason, as entirely 'he' or entirely 'she' end up having to indicate which one is the better fit.

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quote:
Originally posted by Gill H:
it's easy to guess what 'Wurst' might refer to.

It refers to the idiom "Das ist mir Wurst", literally "It's all sausage to me", meaning something along the lines of "I don't care" or "It's all the same to me".
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
DD, you want him, badly.

I know honey, it's OK. It's the beard, my mum had one too.

Pyx_e

... and asked for your father's occupation, you'd say "Nun", right?

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Thanks, Orfeo, that begins to make sense

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There is, of course, a sense in which Desert Daughter and the Russian politicians are right. This is "a sign of European decadence".

Of course, that's the whole Eurovision Song Contest, not just an individual act. We have a continent still recovering from a substantial economic down turn, nations struggling to maintain their economies while not bringing down an entire currency. We have Ukraine teetering on the brink of war. We have nations aspiring to enter the Union with human rights records that are appaling. And what do we do? We spend vast sums of money on the glitz and glamour of a contest for second-rate musicians.

Then again, some people take life far too seriously and should just let their hair down, dress up outrageously and have a good time.

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That is indeed the whole point of Eurovision: to be more than a tad outrageous, OTT, 'decadent', 'last days of the Roman Empire' with a hedonistic heady dose of fin de siècle France thrown in

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This whole thread has made me chuckle. Dress codes are man-made. Who says what clothes people should wear if they're male or female?

What's interesting is the way people have come down on DD for being offended by it, as if offence is not allowed in some instances while in others it's compulsory, whether meant or not, as here.

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posted by Pyx_e
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DD, you want him, badly.

I know honey, it's OK. It's the beard, my mum had one too.

Glad it wasn't just me thinking that... [Snigger]

DD is confused? Well, keep in mind that fully two-thirds of Christians belong to institutions where priests wear skirts, are called 'Father', most aren't allowed to marry, are not allowed to have children, yet the institution tells its non-priests they're likely to be punished if they use contraception and are promised everlasting damnation if they try to abort an unwanted child.

In any case, as Pyx_e could tell you, a female can have a beard: my friend Louisa (not her real name) has given up trying to cope with the beard that PCOS has given her and has what is known in the Navy as a full set: there is nothing monstrous about Lou.

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