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Mad Geo
Ship's navel gazer
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Don't make me whip it out and mark my territory.
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Mad Geo
Ship's navel gazer
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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Gee Madge, you could always threaten to spray Pres with your musk....
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Mad Geo
Ship's navel gazer
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The day is young....
(but she already gave up ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) ).
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Diax's Rake - "Never believe a thing simply because you want it to be true"
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Liopleurodon
Mighty sea creature
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IAAFEO
carpentry, because I recently assembled an Ikea flat pack wardrobe.
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Our God is an awesome God. Much better than that ridiculous God that Desert Bluffs has. - Welcome to Night Vale
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David
Complete Bastard
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IAAFEO
Gay culture, because I've seen every episode of Are You Being Served?
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Elizabeth Anne
Altar Girl
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IAAFEO the life of the average New York woman, because I watch "Sex and the City."
IAAFEO money, because I like shopping.
IAAFEO emergency medicine, because I used to volunteer at a hospital.
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Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes...
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Ms Lilith
Shipmate
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IAAFEO the building trade cos my Dad drove a JCB and I went to see it once when I was 7.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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IAafeo ... jazz, because I've got a Kenny G album.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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IAafeo... geography, since I post on a board that has posters from such faraway places as Isle of Wight, Australia, and Southern California.
IAafeo... behavioral sciences and psychology since I am not an only child, but have no children of my own.
IAafeo... politics in Europe since that's where my ancestors came from three or four or five generations ago.
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Float?...Do science too
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tomb
Shipmate
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IAAFEO English grammer, diction, syntax, usage, and orthography because..., well, because I am.
If you doubt and challenge me, I will Google every little pissant post you have ever made on the Internet and point out your shortcomings.
And if you think you have caught me in a solecism here or there and plan to crow over my fall, it will be for rhetorical effect.
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jlg
What is this place?
Why am I here?
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Pssst, josephine! While at the Colorado meet, I found a typo one of the copies of the magazine tomb edits.
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by tomb:
And if you think you have caught me in a solecism here or there and plan to crow over my fall, it will be for rhetorical effect.
Does it (the it which "will be for rhetorical effect") refer to our thinking we have caught you? We shall think we have caught you, but we shall be aiming for rhetorical effect? Please clarify.
David
vewy siwwy
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QLib
Bad Example
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quote:
Originally posted by tomb:
And if you.... plan to crow over my fall, it will be for rhetorical effect.
So.... not "plan to gleefully crow.." then?
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Phizz
Shipmate
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IAAFEO Science (all of it) 'cause I have a PhD on a mind-numbingly specialised bit of computing.
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ST. PAUL WOULD HAVE POSTED USING CAPS LOCK (Galatians 6:11)
Was Dr Phizz. Now just Phizz
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GeordieDownSouth
Shipmate
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IAAFEO youthwork. Cos a couple of teenagers said I was cool once.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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IAAFEO all types of music, I've just watched an episode of "Fame Academy"
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fatprophet
Shipmate
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IAAFEO the LIVING AS A TRANSVESTITE because I saw (and enjoyed) the film "Priscilla Queen of the Desert" (1994) and the Rocky Horror Show.
and on BRITISH POLITICS AND MORAL DECAY CAUSED BY SOCIAL LIBERALS because I read the Daily Mail.
and on MILITARY STRATEGY for Gulf War III cos I've played computer games like Peoples General, Age of Empires, Command and Conquer etc and done some paint-balling.
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chive
Ship's nude
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IAAFEO the law because I flirt with policemen ![[Embarrassed]](icon_redface.gif)
[ 23. August 2003, 11:40: Message edited by: chive ]
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'Edward was the kind of man who thought there was no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who hadn't done one-to-one Bible study with him.' Catherine Fox, Love to the Lost
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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I am a friking expert on YOU, I can tell everything about YOU just by reading your posts.
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It is better to be Kind than right.
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The Artisan
Shipmate
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IAAFEO
Mandarin Chinese - cos I took a 10 week evening class in it (well OK only nearly an expert cos I missed about 3 of the classes!)
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Sometimes our best intentions do not go
amiss; sometimes we do as we meant to.
The sun will sometimes melt a field of sorrow
that seemed hard frozen: may it happen for you Sheenagh Pugh
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Alaric the Goth
Shipmate
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IaaFEo Wales because I occasionally meet Dyfrig on the train home.
IaaFEo Law because I occasionally meet Dyfrig on the train home.
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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IaaFEo social policy because before some wacko evangelical sect whipped my brains out I was on welfare (trans. UK, benefits). As featured in Purgatory.
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dwsolo
Apprentice
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IaaFEo cats, because I speak to dogs about them
IaaFEo dogs because I speak to cats about them
IaaFEo humans because I talk to myself about them
(gets back into flying saucer....)
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www.dwsolo.com
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Mihi estne crus quo stare?
[Do I have a leg to stand on?]
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Ariel
Shipmate
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I know all about everything because I have an encyclopedia.
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Bourbon, because I drink a lot of it.
The first honest one!
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
—Ezekiel 16.49
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
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quote:
Originally posted by Cusanus:
IAafeo...
America because I've seen Bowling for Columbine
The second honest post.
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
—Ezekiel 16.49
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
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quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:
quote:
Originally posted by jlg:
IAAFEO GOD because my understanding of Him/Her/It is superior to yours. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
IAAFEO God because I'm an Anglican.
God is a gentleman,
through and through,
and in a probability,
Anglican, too.
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
—Ezekiel 16.49
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
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IAafeo.......
Nothing. That is why I have an opinion on everything.
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
—Ezekiel 16.49
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magnum mysterium
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by The Bede's American Successor:
God is a gentleman,
through and through,
and in a probability,
Anglican, too.
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fubar
Apprentice
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IAafeo...
Medieval Europe because I've seen Army of Darkness.
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AdamPater
Sacristan of the LavaLamp
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IAAFEO grammer and spelling because I got 4 dictionaries and lexica sitting on my shelf. Way over there.
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Put not your trust in princes.
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elsi
Live from Elsewhere
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IAafeo the latest computer virus, because I've read this utterly genuine Microsoft email, with security patch attached that someone I don't know just passed on to me...
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the cap fits - I'm wearing it
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PointlessAlbatross
Shipmate
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Being flame proof in Hell
... because I've read the Hell 10 Commandments once and posted here once without getting flamed for it
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For God so loved the world he didn't send a committee
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Cod
Shipmate
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IAAFEO .... everything because I surf Internet forums.
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"I fart in your general direction."
M Barnier
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Just saw this one ...
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Thus pontificated PointlessAlbatross:
Being flame proof in Hell
... because I've read the Hell 10 Commandments once and posted here once without getting flamed for it
Who gave the recently minted shipmate the advanced manual? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Gmixolydian
Shipmate
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London, because I went to a landfill once.
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