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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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You don't think those clothes are a little young for you, do you?
Of course not. "Baby tees" are worn by women, not babies, silly.
Gawd, you are such a wuss. Suck it up and deal.
[ 11. November 2012, 00:38: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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jacobsen
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Gawd, you are such a wuss. Suck it up and deal.
Darling, it's always a good idea to consider well before dealing. I've seen so many people make fools of themselves by not doing so.
You mean you haven't got a Master'sdegree?
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I got a Master's Degree in the School of Hard Knocks, baby, and a Ph.D in Life with a capital L.
Phew, you smell like you've been wrestling with King Kong.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Oh he was much prettier than that! I just couldn't bear to wash him off.
Do you realise how aggressively you come over?
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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That was a very good trait back in the day when I played "Red Rover, Red Rover, send (Lyda) on over". I broke across the opposing line of kids almost every time!
You have got one of the most ill-trained mutts on the planet.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Actually, he's very well trained on his planet. Funny how those things go. When did you say you're returning to your planet?
Can you say "love"? It's such a little word.
(Said to a child by an adult who didn't have the first clue.)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Yes, but it's so non-specific. Do you mean agape, eros, phileo, or storge?
(another Dad-ism) Our friend's kid is valedictorian. Why aren't you? You're supposed to be the smart one.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Who? Oh, you mean that loser who can't get a date? Look at it this way, Dad: you want grandkids some day, right? Only one of us is going to have 'em.
Why do you have to ruin everything?
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Archaeologists will thank me.
Were you born stupid, or did you have to practise?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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The fine vintage of my stupidity is the product of years of careful cultivation and distillery. In other words, of course I practice.
(One from a childhood friend, reminiscing) Here I was,new at school, trying to make a good impression, and the first person to make friends with me was the weird girl.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Thank you Kelly - I love to be different, I'm so glad you like me.
Do you have to pick your nose in public - it's disgusting!
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Garden. Room. Walk
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I'm multitasking, so what specifically do you mean?
(I think this is my favorite insult ever) You know, people come up to me all the time and say,"I just don't know about that Kelly; I don't like her," and I just tell them "you just have to get to know her!" ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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Isn't it wonderful how much we discover when we start with an open mind and just go with the flow. You get to know such interesting people that way.
Do you really have to learn everything from experience?
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Mugs - Keep the Ship afloat
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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Thank you for the compliment on my learning and experience. May I use you as a referee for my next job application?
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. (Said to me frequently when I was teaching)
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Miss you, Erin.
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Adam.
Like as the
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Thank you for teaching me that.
All people from <your political party> are a bunch of [nazis / communists], aren't they?
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Ave Crux, Spes Unica!
Preaching blog
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jacobsen
seeker
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Of course. I only hang out with them in the Christian hope that my holy and healthy attitudes will win them over to more correct ways of thinking. Pray for us all, please, as we will pray for you, that your overwhelming virtue may not lead you into the sin of pride.
As the guest takes a modest portion -Please leave some chicken/roast potatoes/fuit salad for others.......
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(shamefacedly) But they've all said they really don't like it. I was hoping to spare people's feelings by getting rid of it.
When did you become such an oversensitive bitch?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Oh dear, and I was trying so hard to empathise with you. I really didn't mean to hurt your feelings, as I can tell by your reaction that I have done. Please forgive me - I wouldn't offend you for the world, and you would be sad to think you had distressed me.
What an amazing house. Are all these things family heirlooms? you must hardly be able to move.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Oh, no, I can move just fine! See? [Moves around a bit.] Now, which of my heirlooms would you like to hear about first?
You look really tired.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Ah, but it was so worth it! Helping to birth my new little grandbaby was such a privilege; that was one of the best 48 hours of my life!
When are you going to grow up?
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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I know. I look so young it's hard to believe I'm an adult.
You have a face would turn milk.
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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Ooh, that's really good news, I've been practising my scary teacher face, so glad I've finally mastered it.
Are you trying to poison me? about a meal
(Those who can do, those who can't teach and those who can't do either become politicians)
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Mugs - Keep the Ship afloat
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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No, dear. If you want that sort of entertainment, have dinner with the Borgias, across town.
You believe THAT book?
(Being religious, scientific, home design, history, or whatever.)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jacobsen
seeker
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My beliefs are legion. Do come to the next Black Mass.
Your breath smells
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Thanks! In some cultures, breath is considered a sign of personal honesty. To cover up your breath with a breath mint is to lie.
Funny, I can only smell your mouthwash...
Where's that outfit from? Goodwill?
(Thrift store.)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Yes, actually, the one in the really nice part of town—you think I can normally afford Zegna and Charvet on my salary?
When you moved away, the average IQ of both places went up
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I think I just need to suck it up and accept the truth inherent in that statement, because I can't figure it out. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
You've never hear of the Trendz? EVERYONE listens to the Trendz. Where have you been?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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TomOfTarsus
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Me too!
Did you forget your deodorant, or are we near a slaughterhouse?
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By grace are ye saved through faith... not of yourselves; it is the gift of God; not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath ... ordained that we should walk in them.
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Raptor Eye
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This body spray is a bit whiffy isn't it? Didn't you give it to me last Christmas?
Which stage show are you appearing in, dressed like that?
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Pantomime of course, it's that time of year.
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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lilBuddha
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Why thank you! I prefer not to be weighted down by such things as book learning or "formal" knowledge. I find it more expedient to just my emotional knowledge.
Most people would not have the courage to wear that combination.
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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jacobsen
seeker
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Yes, it does take a strong personality to carry it off. But your pastel outfit is quite attractive too.
I do like your house - it's so lived in.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Exactly, you've got it. eventually it will be died in, so seize the day!
Why don't you quiet down while the important people are speaking?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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I fully intend to; in the meantime, it is good to have you to chat with while waiting for someone with a little more gravitas to speak up.
Do you do daft things often, then, mate?
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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jacobsen
seeker
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The entertainmant value is why my friends love me.
That shirt is holding out well - you've worn it all week.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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The Giants haven't won the 2013 Series yet. Glad you like the shirt, because you're gonna have to get used to it.
What are you complaining about? I'm the one who has real problems!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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Yes, you have, haven't you?
Have you always been so obtuse or are you making an exception on my behalf?
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Miss you, Erin.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Obtuse is the angle I like to cultivate, it lends a certain alluring mysteriousness, don't you think?
You're flippin' hopeless!
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Really? Thanks for saying that. Jesus came to proclaim hope to the hopeless. I guess I have His special attention now.
Who would want to hang out with someone like you?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Someone like you, apparently.
(actually said to me by a colleague:) Jackets like that one are so pretty. I hope they come back in style some day.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Bean Sidhe
Shipmate
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Well thank you! Retro is sooo cool right now. Tell me, where did you get those boots? No, don't, let me guess. The garden centre?
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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No, at Payless, actually, but they would be good for gardening, wouldn't they?
Give it up. You're never going to get it right.
(I leave it to the next poster to decide what "it" might be.)
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Oh, thank you so much for offering to do it for me - you are so kind.
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime
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Garden. Room. Walk
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Golden Key
Shipmate
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Oh, I have faith that you could--and have!
I wish they'd take you up to the space station, and boot you out the airlock!
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Too old? 14 is normal for round here.
Given the choice of two evils, you'll take both of them.
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Bean Sidhe
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Mmmm please. Twice the guilt, twice the repentance!
Didn't I see you clinging to a bus-stop, around midnight Saturday? Singing 'Girls just want to have fun'?
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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