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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Always wear a watch, except in the shower.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
(Hope we haven't had that one already)
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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The grass is always greener on the other side, except in the Mojave Desert where it is brown on every side.
Stop and smell the roses.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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But not when they're covered in dung.
always look on the bright side of life
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Hedgehog
Ship's Shortstop
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Always look on the bright side of life, but wear sunglasses to protect your vision.
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
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"We must regain the conviction that we need one another, that we have a shared responsibility for others and the world, and that being good and decent are worth it."--Pope Francis, Laudato Si'
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beachcomber
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Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
but avoid the other end.
Always bet on the winning horse
[ 31. August 2012, 16:51: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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Below the Lansker
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Always bet on the winning horse, but you might find it easier to bet in the betting shop.
Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves
[ 31. August 2012, 19:06: Message edited by: Below the Lansker ]
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WhateverTheySay
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Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves, but don't weigh yourself down with a purse full of 1p coins.
Don't eat carbs after 6pm
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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The5thMary
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Always wear a watch so you can be continuously and painfully reminded that time is slipping by so fast and your heartbeats are getting slower, you haven't accomplished anything at all in life and you're nearly ready for the glue factory.
A rolling stone gathers no moss
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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The5thMary
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What the f*ck? Uhhh... sorry, everybody! Somehow I missed a lot of posts somewhere... I'm getting mighty sick of this happening!
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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WhateverTheySay
Shipmate
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A Rolling Stone gathers no moss, but a Beatle may.
And seeing as it was missed before, Don't eat carbs after 6pm
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Don't eat carbs after 6pm, but since it is always after 6pm somewhere in some way, you'd better just become a complete carnivore and have done with it.
Be nice to people on your way up the ladder.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Bean Sidhe
Shipmate
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Be nice to people on your way up the ladder - alternatively, drop your bucket on their heads so they can't follow you.
Don't let your dog foul the pavement
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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WhateverTheySay
Shipmate
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Don't let your dog foul the pavement, unless you are a jerk and can't be bothered to clean it up.
Do not enter without a hard hat
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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pjl
Shipmate
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love your enemies but not in a war zone
turn the other cheek
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Bean Sidhe
Shipmate
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Turn the other cheek, unless you've been careless with a chainsaw and don't have one.
Light the fuse and stand clear
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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beachcomber
Shipmate
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Light the fuse and stand clear unless the cat's pissed on the matches.
Fuse the light and grope in the dark
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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WhateverTheySay
Shipmate
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Fuse the light and grope in the dark, unless you are alone.
Paint your nails multicoloured
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Bean Sidhe
Shipmate
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Paint your nails multicoloured, but don't then feed smarties to squirrels.
Mind the gap
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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WhateverTheySay
Shipmate
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Mind the gap, but don't try to do the long jump when getting off the train.
Gale force winds in the north
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Except when they're singing 'The Answer my Friend is Blowing in the Wind' in the South.
Each, Peach, Pear, Plum
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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beachcomber
Shipmate
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Each, Peach, Pear, Plum ere May be out.
Neery a peach, pear, Plumbago
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Neery a peach, pear, Plumbago - and if you have any idea what this means, you can have an apple.
Take your vitamins!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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jacobsen
seeker
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Take your vitamins, but remove the foil first.
Speak no ill of the dead
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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beachcomber
Shipmate
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Speak no ill of the dead and unwrap your vitamins first.
Displaced bed syndrome may
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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jacobsen
seeker
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Beachcomber, I think you've misunderstood how this game works. Did you read the OP?
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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WhateverTheySay
Shipmate
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Displaced bed syndrome may, but you need to complete your sentences for those of us that haven't quite mastered telepathy yet.
Love your neighbour
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Kitten
Shipmate
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Love your neighbour, especially if he has a great ass that you covet
Don't fight fire with fire
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Maius intra qua extra
Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box
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jacobsen
seeker
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Don't fight fire with fire, but have a BBQ
My strength is as the strength of ten
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Bean Sidhe
Shipmate
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My strength is as the strength of ten. They're hamsters.
Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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WhateverTheySay
Shipmate
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Don't stop thinking about tomorrow, unless thinking about the future gives you anxiety.
Please don't take photographs
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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unless they're in a pile with a notice on them saying 'Please take one'.
Pride comes before a fall
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Pride comes before a fall, unless you're tripping the light fantastic.
We are the champions
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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claret10
Ship's Paranoid Android
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We are the champions, until we loose
Never leave till tomorrow, what can be done today
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Just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Never leave till tomorrow, what can be done today, unless next week looks better still.
Practice makes perfect.
[ 10. September 2012, 18:53: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet:
Don't go swimming until an hour after you have eaten, but take your drink with you to the pool....
This is much easier if you have a swim-up bar in the shallow end!
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Practice makes perfect, but nobody told my doctors that.
Be mine, be mine!
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Bean Sidhe
Shipmate
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Be mine, be mine! I need a new liver.
I've got you under my skin
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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but you're a thorn in the flesh.
Never say never
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Never say never but never say always either.
Let the heavens fall and the earth combust
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Let the heavens fall and the earth combust but if my opponent throws a five his armour save will protect him.
Don't walk across a child's bedroom floor with bare feet
[ 13. September 2012, 14:52: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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WhateverTheySay
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Don't walk across a child's bedroom floor with bare feet, but you are free to walk across the ceiling dressed however you choose.
Men please wear shirts
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Morlader
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... but women please go topless, 'cos it increases turnover.
A30 traffic, use both lanes
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.. to utmost west.
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jacobsen
seeker
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...but go back to using one if there's oncoming traffic.
Bless my soul
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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WhateverTheySay
Shipmate
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Bless my soul, unless you are really Satan.
Let us pray
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Bean Sidhe
Shipmate
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Nowt so queer as folk, except those who speak incongruously of tomato fertiliser?
Watch your back
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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WhateverTheySay
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Watch your back, unless your only eyes are on the front of your head.
Switch the light off
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Morlader
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Switch the light off, but don't put your feet on the floor unless you like cockroaches crunching underfoot.
Make hay while the sun shines
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.. to utmost west.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Always wear a watch, but try to remember that trousers are useful, too.
Never leave till tomorrow
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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