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5. That's not my PA system, it can be controlled from the back, you know, where people actually can hear if it is working.
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Banner Lady
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6. That's my PA system, it's channelling the local radio station through the pulpit mic giving the sermon some unfortunate background music....(true)
[ 12. August 2012, 19:01: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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1. That's not my verger, he's in mufti.
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Mamacita
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3. That's not my verger - I don't have one. (:
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4. That's not my verger - he's grumpy and unhelpful.
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5. That's not my verger, she's wet behind the ears.
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Chorister
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6. That's my verger - he carries a wand.
(I chose the last one - someone else's turn....)
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2. That's not my churchyard - there is grass!
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3. That's not my churchyard - the cigarette butts are too clean.
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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North East Quine
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That's not my churchyard - it wasn't designed to deter grave-robbers.
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5. That's not my churchyard, we meet in the local primary school.
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"We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass."
Brian Clough
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Amos
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6. That's my churchyard, where sheep may safely graze.
[ 14. August 2012, 21:29: Message edited by: Amos ]
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Banner Lady
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1. That's not our church kitchen, it has hot water!
[ 15. August 2012, 03:33: Message edited by: Banner Lady ]
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3. That's not our church kitchen - The floor covering is easy to clean
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Chorister
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4. That's not our church kitchen, it's on the same side of the road as the church!
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5. That's not my church kitchen, there's no passive-aggressive power struggle being waged.
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"We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass."
Brian Clough
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Dafyd
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6. That's our church kitchen - the pans are so black.
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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2. That's not my church door—the left one actually opens without using heavy machinery.
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3. That's not my church door, there's no graffiti scrawled on it.
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"We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass."
Brian Clough
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4. That's not my church door - it's closed.
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5. That's not my church door - it's red.
[ 16. August 2012, 01:26: Message edited by: Mamacita ]
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6. THAT's my church door! It's closed and locked!
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1. That's not my theology textbook - its sentences are too short.
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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2. That's not my theology textbook - its well thumbed.
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Ariston
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3. That's not my theology textbook—it only has seven volumes.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Banner Lady
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4. That's not my theology textbook, I can actually understand it.
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5. That's not my theology textbook: it's been opened in the last ten years.
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6. That's my theology textbook - it has "For Dummies" in teh title!
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1. That isn't my service bulletin -- it isn't full of boring notices.
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2. That is n't my notice sheet it's too informative.
[ 30. August 2012, 17:26: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
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Chorister
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3. That isn't my pew sheet, there are no mistakes.
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4, That isn 't my ship post - it contains no mistakes for Chorister kindly to correct !
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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5. That isn't my news sheet, it doesn't contain the same notices as last week's.
[ 31. August 2012, 19:35: Message edited by: Lucia ]
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Mamacita
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6. That isn't my pew sheet, it isn't full of annoying clip art.
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Chorister
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That's my pew sheet - it has the same notices asking for volunteers 8 weeks running!
(Please remember that no. 6 each time should be a positive rather than a negative response. If unsure, read again the OP rules. Chorister, Host)
1. That isn't our reader, he's a man.
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Ariston
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2. That's not our reader—you can understand what they're saying.
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3. That isn't my dosette box it's empty.
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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Don't know where the dosette box came from - or even what it is! So:
4. That's not our reader - she started in the right chapter. (As one of ours didn't, last Sunday).
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Chorister
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beachcomber (and others who are not sure what to do), it's always a good idea to read the OP to check you understand how to play the game - please do this before continuing.
Thanks, Chorister, Host
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Mamacita
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
(Please remember that no. 6 each time should be a positive rather than a negative response. If unsure, read again the OP rules. Chorister, Host)
My mistake. I apologize.
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5. That's not my reader, he's remembered his glasses.
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His lips are moving.
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Banner Lady
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6. That's our reader, with the deep voice and gorgeous accent *sigh*
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Chorister
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1. Those aren't my choir stalls - they're not wobbly.
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2. Those aren't my choir stalls - they're close enough to the organ for us all to keep time.
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3. Not my choir stalls—they're set up in front of the preacher so you can't see what's going on.
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4. Those aren't my choir stalls, you can see the choir!
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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