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beachcomber
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5. That can't be my choir they are too tuneful, discrete, and barely noticeable before the grandeur of Iconostasis.
(And nearly all present a mere 1 1/2 hours into service !)
[ 03. September 2012, 19:45: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
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Banner Lady
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6. Those are my magnificent choir stalls, built for a choir of 50 - with just three choir members rattling around in them!
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jacobsen
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That's not my thurible - it's only got a swing of ten feet from side to side.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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beachcomber
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That's not my antidoron its too small.
[ 08. September 2012, 16:54: Message edited by: beachcomber ]
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Helen-Eva:'This is all really interesting and intensely confusing stuff and I am now bewildered in a much more informed way than I was before.'
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jacobsen
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Sorry - I should have numbered this
no.1 quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
That's not my thurible - it's only got a swing of ten feet from side to side.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
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2. That's not my thurible, it's been used more than once in the last 15 years.
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jacobsen
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3. That's not my thurible - I used mine for smoking haddock.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Baptist Trainfan
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4. That's not my thurible (suppresses horrified shudder) - we're BAPTISTS!
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kingsfold
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5. That's not my thurible - it's clean and not coated in several years worth of brown gunk
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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(6) That's my thurible. I made it myself out of tin cans using the instructions in the Sue Wallace book.
Tubbs
[ 10. September 2012, 11:46: Message edited by: Tubbs ]
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jacobsen
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1. That's not my altar, the bloodstains have vanished!
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
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2. That's not my altar, it isn't made of wood.
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Ariston
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3. Not my altar, it hasn't got an ego.
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Mamacita
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[nice one, Ariston!]
4. That isn't my altar, it's up against the wall.
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jacobsen
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5. That's not my altar, it's been moved.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Lyda*Rose
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6. That's my altar- Mavis has been left at it! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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jacobsen
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1. That's not my church, it's open!
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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claret10
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2. That's not my church it's got comfy seats
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ElaineC
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3. That's not my church it's warm and draught free
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Spike
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4. That's not my church - the roof doesn't leak.
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The Sainted Percy
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5. That isn't my church, it's reredos is too Italianate!
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Every working man to have a minimum of four hundred a year and every beastly manufacturer who wanted to pay less to be hung.
High Toryism described by Ford Madox Ford
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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6. That's my church, there's loud manic laughter coming from the choir vestry!
1. That's not our bellringing team, they are scared of heights.
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Spike
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2. That's not my bellringing team - they are drinking Lager
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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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claret10
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3. That's not my bell ringing team they're too lively
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Just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does
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Morlader
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4. That's not my bell-ringing team, they're at the service.
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jacobsen
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5. That's not my bell ringing team, they're getting it right.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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6 That's my bellringing team - they've all got beards (including the men) and have no dress sense.
1 That's not my Church Treasurer - he's smiling
[ 03. November 2012, 14:56: Message edited by: Spike ]
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jacobsen
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2. That's not my Church Treasurer, he's agreeing expenses.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
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3. That's not my church treasurer, he's handing out gold coins.
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Bean Sidhe
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That's not my church treasurer, he's making sure everyone can see what I'm giving!
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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Ariston
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5. Not my church treasurer—she's not making another pledge drive/stewardship campaign speech that may last longer than the sermon.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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jacobsen
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6. Not my church treasurer - he's putting money in the collection.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
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That's my church treasurer - he's busy working towards handing over to his successor!
1. That's not my vestry - it's far too big.
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Spike
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2. That's not my vestry - it's warm in there
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"May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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Ariston
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3. Not my vestry—there are actually vestments in there, rather in the house of the Old Lady Who Can No Longer Drive, but has had them in her closet since before there was a church, and, now, be kind to her, she may give you the pink ones on All Souls, but we're all just fine with that because this is the church and we should be welcoming, and really, do any of us actually know the liturgical colors, okay, she's the only one who doesn't and she's judging us for messing it up anyway, but don't make a fuss dear, she's not long for this world anyway so we should give her her little thing to do, shouldn't we?
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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jacobsen
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4. Not my vestry - there's no massive trapdoor leading to a crypt full of stiffs.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Dafyd
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1. That's not my lay representative on General Synod - his air is too hot.
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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Amos
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2) That's not my lay representative on General Synod, her speeches are too long.
[ 24. November 2012, 13:49: Message edited by: Amos ]
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Chorister
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Remember the form is to continue for five 'that's not....' before no. 6 being 'that's....' (if in doubt read the OP instructions again)
So, if we finish 'that's not my vestry' first and have Dafyd's very topical new idea next?
5. That's not my vestry, the notices are all up-to-date.
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Chorister
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6. That's my vestry, there are so many cassocks, there isn't room for the wearers!
3. That's not my Lay Representative on Deanery Synod, his vicar is a woman.
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Pia
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4. That's not my lay representative on the General Synod, she actually represented the views of her diocese.
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jacobsen
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5. That's not my lay representative at the General Synod - he was hoping for a trannie vote as the best compromise.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Ariston
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That's not my lay rep . . . wait, what? How old is this? Here, Hull, have our dead threads before the necromancers can get to it!
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orfeo
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Ecclesiastical folk, would you mind looking after this one for a while, rather than me lobbing it back at the mad frothing thing over in the playground.
Just for a day or two.
Ta.
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seasick
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1. That's not an Ecclesiantics hοst, he's not brilliant enough.
[NB friends: posts that do not conform to the values of Ecclesiantics may be, erm, adjusted ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) ]
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We believe there is, and always was, in every Christian Church, ... an outward priesthood, ordained by Jesus Christ, and an outward sacrifice offered therein. - John Wesley
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Jengie jon
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4. That is not a Ecclesiantics **** she's too C*******.
Jengie
[fyi there is a long tradition of appointing low church types to Ecclesiantics ****ing]
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Amos
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That's my Ecclesiastics ****, she's pitching yet another dead horse off the edge of the Board.
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ldjjd
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1. That's not our sermon. It lasted over 15 minutes.
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