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Sir Kevin
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Lord of the Ings: a v. large bank that uses jewelry as an investment.
-------------------- If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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rolyn
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Hat lies Beneath
A vicar mislays his hat after a burial service.
(Courtesy of that brilliant Only Fools and Horses episode)
-------------------- Change is the only certainty of existence
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mousethief
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Now, Forger
Couple finds a bag of counterfeit money in the woods, and tries to spend it in the restaurants of New York.
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Schroedinger's cat
 Ship's cool cat
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IR bot
And automated tax inspector proves that the humans ones do have emotions after all.
-------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Pooks
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Anger Mouse Saves The World Again!
How our Mousie got mad and blew off his cute little red hat when he saved the world. Again!
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Miracle on 4th Street
A kindly old man is taken to court to prove that he is indeed a resident of New York's Greenwich Village.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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LeRoc
 Famous Dutch pirate
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Nah
Before inflicting the Flood on the world, God instructed one man to build an Ark to save one pair of each animal, but he couldn't be bothered.
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The E and the I
Thriller about the intricacies of sexual performance and English spelling. Did E come before I? Only C knows.
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Pooks
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There's No Business Like Sow Business
Yup. It's Miss Piggy! Need I say more?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The Snake Pi
Exposé of conditions in a mental hospital where patients are punished by being forced to calculate the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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L'organist
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Dud "Where's my Donkey"
A far, far truer title for the film.
-------------------- Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The Futre
French version of Meet the Fockers (subtitles).
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Schroedinger's cat
 Ship's cool cat
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Met the Fockers
Georges desperate attempt to forget the worst film he has ever seen.
-------------------- Blog Music for your enjoyment Lord may all my hard times be healing times take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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L'organist
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My Old Lad Should give Maggie Smith & Kristin Scott-Thomas some real acting to do...
Magi in the Moonlight Just in case the star doesn't provide sufficient illumination
-------------------- Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Pal Rider
A mysterious gun-toting preacher rides into town to foster friendships between local gold prospectors and a corrupt marshal and his deputies.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
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Green Zoe
Zoe, envious of her army comrades who get to go to headquarters in Baghdad while she sits in a sand pit in Mosul, takes it out on the cooks. Their retaliation ensures she really turns green.
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Pooks
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My Fair Lay
This is a chicken v. egg mystery thriller. Professor Higgins the hen claimed that she was the first hen who came before the egg. But is it true? Watch to find out!
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The Hurt Locke
A crack team of philosophers and economists is assembled to debunk the social contract theory.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
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Puss in Bots
Is an army of evil robots taking over the earth? Or are they sophisticated battle tanks being driven by cats?
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SvitlanaV2
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The Parent Rap
A group of middle class suburban parents are tricked into agreeing to writing a rap and performing it in public for charity. Will their children ever forgive them?
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Oscar the Grouch
 Adopted Cascadian
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(You thought I'd given up, didn't you?)
The Magi Roundabout Hilarity abounds at a fundamentalist Bible-based theme park.
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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mousethief
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The Princess and the Fog
Young Princess Tiana makes a rash promise to an elemental weather spirit when her pony disappears into the mist.
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Oscar the Grouch
 Adopted Cascadian
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(Coming in 2015...)
Dad's Arm Two incredibly competitive siblings seek to be the first one to find their father's prosthetic limb, which has been left on the underground.
-------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu
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Sioni Sais
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Beauty and the Beat
Belle gets on down.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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SvitlanaV2
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He-Witches
A transvestite coven meets quarterly to share the problems and challenges of men who occasionally like to dress and act like (female) witches.
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SvitlanaV2
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Postman at the Movie
Intertextual art house film about a postman at the cinema; we see the film he's watching, and are led through his inner conflicts, his stream of consciousness thoughts, his interactions with his companion, staff and other filmgoers, etc.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Rebel Without a Case
A troubled young attorney bemoans the fact that his firm, run by ineffectual older lawyers, isn't attracting clients.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jrw
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Bak to the future
Doc Brown invents a time machine which is able to create a backup file, so when he and his friend Marty change history and erase their own existence, they think they can simply undo the problem. Unfortunately, enemy Biff gets hold of the time machine and takes the bak to the future - a future in which there is no Marty or Doc or time machine or backup file. Can Marty and Doc get back to a time when the bak existed in order to get the bak back and get everything back to how it was?
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Skin on Ski
The dangers of skiing naked are made manifest in this 2005 documentary.
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L'organist
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The Philadelphia Tory While all around her were happy to be proud citizens of the greatest nation on earth, Tracy Lord yearned for the politics of the old country...
The Best Ears of our Lives Harrowing tale of the debilitating effect of prolonged exposure to artillery and small arms fire.
-------------------- Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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mousethief
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Before the Devil Knows You're Dad
Supernatural thriller that drives home the importance of infant baptism.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Despicable E
A criminal mastermind uses a trio of orphan girls to prove that the most despised letter in the whole alphabet isn't so bad after all.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
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Shut Up and Sin
The Dixie Chicks learn that their conservative fans would rather that they break all 10 commandments than criticize Dubya.
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SvitlanaV2
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A French one:
La Gloire de mon ère
(The Glory of My Era)
Cheerful coming of age story about the 1980s.
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Pooks
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Much Ad About Nothing
Thoughtful docu-commentary film on the modern commercial and media driven society.
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SvitlanaV2
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Failure to Lunch
A group of wealthy housewives decide to go on a dramatic diet. Their tummies protest and chaos ensues.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The Hart is a Lonely Hunter
A deer who understands English (but cannot speak) is driven to suicide when visitors to the zoo begin to tell it all their troubles.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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mousethief
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Hairpray
Teenage girl learns about racism in the churches of Baltimore when she goes to ask God for new hair whilst undergoing cancer treatment.
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Starbug
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A Lonely Lace To Die
On her deathbed, the last remaining member of a sewing circle ponders her losses.
-------------------- “Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?” ― The Day of the Doctor
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Arsenic and Old Lac
A pair of dotty spinsters take to poisoning lonely old men by feeding them the resinous secretions of insects.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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rolyn
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The Deehunter
Special forces soldier is held captive in Vietnam war while searching for d's.
-------------------- Change is the only certainty of existence
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Baptist Trainfan
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(Or searching for rivers near Aberdeen or Chester).
A Ma for All Seasons. A mother shows her unfailing love come wind, come weather. [ 02. December 2014, 17:13: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]
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Sioni Sais
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Argo
Jason and his gang get involved in a string of homicides (no fleecing).
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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mousethief
 Ship's Thieving Rodent
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A BG's Life
Maurice Gibb's tell-all memoir hits the big screen
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Pooks
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The Quiet America
Horror: Recounting the day the music died. No Jazz, no soul, no blue grass ....
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rolyn
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Water-sipdown
Taken from a government advice leaflet on recovery from rabbit-flu.
-------------------- Change is the only certainty of existence
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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The Agon and the Ecstasy
A ballet troupe discovers that a certain work by Stravinsky is more easily danced while on a certain fashionable drug.
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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L'organist
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Brie Encounter How cheese can change your outlook on life...
Tor! Tor! Tor! The shock of granite outcrops cannot be understated
-------------------- Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Poltergist
Readers Digest short remake of classic tale of how a family is rid of pesky spirits by a pint-sized psychic who utters the memorable line, "This house is lean."
-------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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SvitlanaV2
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Dumb and Umber
Un-PC comedy in which an arrogant young WASP turns a deep shade of orange every time he says something stupid. Racial confusion hilariously occurs. Not a film for the easily offended.
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