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Thread: Heaven: Reality Internet Presents SMILIE SISTER 2
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Belisarius
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Join in Smilie Sister 2, Ship-of-Fools's sequel to Smilie Sister. Once again, we have 8 willing participants who will spend the next couple of weeks locked in an undisclosed location battling it out to be the Smilie Sister winner!!!! Their survival is in your hands. Every other day there will be a vote with one smilie being eliminated from the contest.
The competition will proceed like this:
Day one, three, five, seven etc. Action Days. The smilies will be given a task to complete during the day. As participants in the thread you can write the dialogue between the participants, and hopefully we'll get some key characters emerging, possibly some personality clashes, maybe even a few romantic moments. Who knows?!
Days two, four, six, eight, etc. Voting days. Here the thread will freeze frame the drama as everyone gets a chance to vote which smilie is to be ejected from the contest. After the twenty four hours of voting is up (one vote per shipmate), the votes will be counted and one smilie will be asked to leave. Voters will also be asked to suggest a task for the next days activities. The drama will continue on day three.
The days will run from 00.00 hours as shown on the thread dates. Anyone may count up votes cast at the end of the voting periods, declare the smilie to be ejected and set the next days task. It is also permissible to submit media commentary on the antics in Smilie Sister, to conduct interviews (with ejected smilies only), or to orchestrate appearances of the SS2's Executive Producers, Tarquin and Jocasta Smith-Smythe-Smith (the Angel/Devil smilies).
Note: when writing smilie dialogue you have a limit of 8 smilies per post.
The 8 smilies will start their sojourn in under constant public scrutiny today. They have been chosen for their potential for snappy dialogue (apologies to their fans, but smilies that can only say "WAAAAH!!" or "BLLEEEURGHHH!!" would become tiresome quicker than one might think).
Introducing the contestants:
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="redface.gif" /> ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif) <img border="0" alt="[Sunny]" title="" src="graemlins/flowerface.gif" /> ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif) ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
Important: these are the only smilies who have been selected to appear in Smilie Sister. Do not use any of the others.
The first days task is to tastefully decorate their location with only objects, textures, and colors beginning with 'P.'
[ 10. March 2003, 01:22: Message edited by: Erin ]
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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[The Smilies start entering their undisclosed location]
Good--I'm the first one here. Where's the best seat--is this it? Or this one? Screw it, I'll take this one. Will this pysch out the other Smilies? I need a drink.
Count your days, my friend. I have extensively analyzed all 189 posts of the original Smile Sister and, with the help of several chat rooms, have memorized all the possible strategies for achieving ascendancy in this tournament.
<img border="0" alt="[Sunny]" title="" src="graemlins/flowerface.gif" /> Now c'mon, things don't have to be like the first show. I'm sure we're all get along just fine if we're just nice to each other.
Oh, right, that's what the viewers want to see--two weeks of us having tea and singing "It's a Small World After All."
Hey, I know you--I saw ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif) kick your *** on the Smilie Sister Reunion. That was cool.
Gee, I was on the same channel as scrambled porn?
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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![[Sunny]](graemlins/flowerface.gif) C'mon guys, I'm sensing bad vibes here.
![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif) Well, I for one am disappointed in all this vulgarity. We have a chance to set an example here!
Sorry I'm late did we start yet nice meeting of all by the way I hope I'm not the last one here oh good nothing's happened yet...
*sigh* Why did I agree to be on this? What a bunch of losers. With my luck, I'll be staying on for the whole thing...
OK, I got the--I said I got it, dammit...here's the assignment...
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John Donne
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[I'm getting a blank box between 'snigger' and 'paranoid', who's dat smilie? Also the one that came late]
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Shoehorn with Teeth
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quote:
Originally posted by The Coot:
[I'm getting a blank box between 'snigger' and 'paranoid', who's dat smilie? Also the one that came late]
That's the spinning smilie.
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John Donne
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[Ah! They're back now]
(The smilies are starting to scavenge 'p' items to decorate their location. has recovered from the usage of the word *** but looks stumped by the task)
- Hey, I give ya the hint. 'Pee-pee' starts with a 'P'!
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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You're just showing your limited vocabulary. I'm sure this lovely potpourri won't offend anyone.
Oh wow, I found a purple paisley pattern. This is SO cool...
And we'll get to live here too. Tell me I'm not dreaming.
I'll just hang up this party poster from Playboy, heh-heh...
All of those items are incidental decoration--fortunately, I'll provide something substantial for the bathroom with these porcelain tiles. Now how can I alliterate the plumbing?
I don't know what to get I mean there are still a lot of things that begin with 'P' but they should all match together at least that's what I think we should be doing so I don't want to choose the wrong thing but maybe everyone else should be careful not to choose the wrong thing too--
--get outta my way--here's some plush pillows! Tasteful and convenient--try topping that!
Here--put this pincushion somewhere. Now don't bother me anymore...
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Belisarius
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The place is still too empty. I'll get more stuff!
Oh, you don't need material things to be happy.
What the hell are you smoking??
Aha! Platinum Plumbing! But is it cost-effective?
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John Donne
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Well, I spose you're the token homosexual... seeing as you haven't got anything yet, why don't you go and lie on the POUFfe. Har har!
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Actually, looks more like a pansy to me...
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And all shall be well
And all manner of things shall be well.
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blackbird
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i'll just plant some poison ivy in these window boxes.
let's get a parakeet, then! birds love poison ivy berries.
have you ever seen how much poop parakeets plop on plush carpeting?
poison ivy and parakeet poop? what's that smell? anyone else itchy?
relax, , here's my piano just in time...how about a singalong?! plinka plinka plonk pack up your troubles in your old git bag and smile, smile, smile!
how about a fish tank of piranha in case we need to get rid of some garbage.
i'm sorry to ruin everything, but i'm allergic to all animals and plants. how about something nice in plastic?
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<Loud noises emanate from beyond the outside wall of the Smiley Sister compound and a voice is heard to say ... "Will everyone please immediately go to the bedroom and stay there until further notice">
<Everyone troops off to the hideaway with a varied array of comfortable horizontal resting places>
<As the contestants disappear into the darkest interior of their allotted space, a potted petunia plant flies into the garden and cracks on a paving slab>
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Allergic to everything?? What are you, a freak??
How dare you discriminate against me!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
<to self> Now, are their actions making them more entertaining or more obnoxious to viewers? I must plan my reaction accordingly. If I remember the formula correctly...
Now, now, let's just all take some quiet time--everything will turn out fine.
Can we have milk and cookies after?
You know, , I wonder why you're always pushing us away. Are you afraid to love?
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Belisarius
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I thought I'd get some privacy in this hideaway...
Why have we be sent here at this point of the show's machinations? This is not as I had estimated.
I don't know I don't think there was anything like this on the first Smilie Sister but it was probably on another show like Big Brother but I never saw that show so I'm not sure so I wish I saw more TV for this while I could but I have other things to do besides watching TV...
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John Donne
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You need some Dexies, dude.
Oh thankyou why that's very kind do you have a parakeet by any chance it's just that I'd hate not to do the task and I-
Oh Hell! Take these!
Right. I'll just take. This pillow. Into the other room.
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blackbird
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how about a little ride in the popcorn maker, he, he.
hey, my pasta machine is missing!
are you sure?
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John Donne
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![[Smile]](smile.gif) Urrrhhh.
It would seem is experiencing the paradoxical but clinically observed opposition effect brought about by taking amphetamine-like substances and being put in a popcorn machine.
(To self: By my calculations that should seal 's fate as the first eviction, now I can relax)
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Drugs?? Hazing?? What is this world coming to?? Shame on the viewers if they allow this to continue!!
Can the act--I know you have the hots for me!
WHAT??
So--everyone's done something except .
I'd grovel for mercy, only I put some paper products in the kitchen.
Well, I think they were there already!
Oops, I was out sick when they were teaching how to give a **** what you think. Tough break.
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Belisarius
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Urrrgh...??
-- Oh I feel much better now although it was an interesting experience not being able to move and talk around as much but I don't know if I would always want to be that way it's nice to relax sometimes but it felt weird...
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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DAY 2: VOTING DAY
Once again, here are Tarquin and Jocasta Smith-Smythe-Smith:
![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif) Well, it looks like the groundwork has been laid down well. We've witnessed some hidden talents and unexpected weaknesses, while the eternal struggle between competition and cooperation continues.
![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif) And our viewers are already trying to decide which smilie is gay!
I, for one, would have a hard time deciding which smilie must go. Each has a quirk that would not suffer from further expression. If I must express a preference--what a delicious irony it would be if the apathetic does wind up winning!
Well, I think should stay and be tormented some more, but the rest is up in the air. So post your vote for which smilie gets the boot!
And give us your ideas for the next task!
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John Donne
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<Brrrrnng>
Get the phone will you my sweet.
Unbelievable. The things I do to maintain conjugal relations. - 'Hello'?
Irate viewer: Yer. You *&##@!&+ heard me! Get that spinning #$%& off. He makes my brain hurt you *$%&@!+$%^s.
Yer. The same to you.
That would be a vote against dear heart.
[Coot says: Thumbs down to ]
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My vote is for - Too Nice To Live On.
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blackbird
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( opening the federal express package that arrived late) now what will i do with this pink vinyl table cloth and plaid velvet lampshade with polka dot trim?
i vote to pluck the petals off , but can we keep the piano? ( how does it feeeeeel? to be on your owwwwwn?)
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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DAY 3: ACTION DAY
Well, after a somewhat disappointing turnout, it looks like will have to leave, having received two votes.
The seven remaining smilies will have a costume party depicting their favorite historical or fictional characters--
--a perfect opportunity for them to make complete fools of themselves! Liquor, of course, will be available to liven things up even more.
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Belisarius
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<The smilies are assembled in their distinctly furnished dwelling. They have just been notified of 's departure>
Whatever.
Better that hippie than me! I'll have a shot or two to celebrate.
How can you be so petty in front of all the viewers? And drinking before Noon!
Getting all hot and bothered?
I am not going to dignify that with a reply. You are beneath my contempt.
That's it baby, keep talkin' dirty!
But how will the two of you manage in your parents' basement?
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Oh, we all know what you are--
--Will you all just SHUT UP!! ****--now the ******' bottle's empty!!
<Smashes bottle against wall--storms out>
<Pause>
Uh...what's the next project?
Well I think wanted to read the note but he's not here so I will if that's not a problem and I find it oh here it is <reads> Oh a costume party that's nice but I'm not sure what to wear there are so many things to choose from and I guess I should take into account how long it would take...
<to self> should have been voted out! How could my logic fail? Stay calm, stay calm...
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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(Enters splashed head-to-toe in tomato sauce) I'm Dr Crippin.
I don't think so.
How bout a game of 'I s-Pie'? Geddit?!
Hold me back.
ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? <to self: Must.stay.in.control. Must.endear.self.to.viewers>
Give it up, Girlfriend. Uh-Oh. What a giveaway.
Har! Knew it!
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John Donne
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Oh well. I suppose my cover's blown now. I'll be Julie Andrews.
Let me see I want to be so many things a whirling dervish Gene Kelly yes I think I've got it now I'll just strip down to my undies and singlet and my bicycle leggings with my undies on the outside of course can you tell who I am yes I'm Rudolf Nureyev!
Uh. Yer. Sizzling. Not.
Don't tell me there's 2 of them.
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Now my studies of the last series show that a high proportion of viewers are christian. They always say they're just like everyone else. So if I go to the party as myself that should endear me to them...
Does that mean you won't be drinking? I think I need your share.
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blackbird
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wearing a rubber bill clinton mask molded into a perpetual wink, holding a tray of highballs spiked with tequila by mistake.
! shame on you for making such a wanton spectacle of yourself. what you need is some good ole stick-to-your ribs, arkansas b-b-q. wink, wink.
(hunches over a typewriter at a desk by the stairs)...do i remind you of someone?
yeah, you remind me of miss moneypenny on crack.
is that all you think about? (scrawls R E D R U M across the desktop) how about now, hmmmm?
(sporting a ronald reagan for president t-shirt and a cap with a jfk insignia (aka the american voter)) i know, you're the guy that listened to the beatles and then went on a murderous rampage!
i'll be the White album!
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blackbird
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what a bunch of ingrates! that would be my favorite historical character. this is my favorite fictional character.
the white album..that pornography. i hope it's the re-issue (sways over to and whispers/slur, d'ya known any livin' soul who owns a copy of the 'riginal with the, um, na-ked bodies on the front?)
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Belisarius
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Yep, here I am, the typical Christian. Father, Son, Holy Ghost and all that. In a non-obnoxious way of course.
<wearing a sheet> I'm a ghost. Or in a toga. You figure it out.
<now wearing pin stripes and a slicked-back wig> Look at me, I'm Gordon Gekko!! Hey, just leave the bottle here!!
That's his third costume so far!
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Belisarius
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<jumping away from > I didn't say that! *Urk* I'm gonna be sick! <rushes to bathroom>
Hey , I thought you were going to be your hero Julie Andrews.
That would be "heroine."
Hey, I'm no ******* junkie!! You're just all being *******s because you don't know how to have a good time!!
It's way too early in the series for these blowups--much too melodramatic. Score one for me <glances at tract>. In Love, of course.
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Keep your eyes on these people, I don't trust them. Some of them are far too happy for being locked up in this interminable prison.
I am keeping my eyes on everybody but there is so much going on that I can't keep up with it all. Let me out of here!
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Why did I sign up for this? There cannot be anything more boring than sitting around doing nothing, just waiting to be voted out.
You can say that again.
Why did I sign up for this? There cannot be anything more boring than sitting around doing nothing, just waiting to be voted out.
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I love it here. This is just so wonderful.
You are so right. This is a wonderful experience. I feel like cartwheeling all round the room, so I will!
You two are the most fun to be with. Look at the others plotting against us. We really ought to stick together and vote out the others first. That way we will be the final three and get the full experience.
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John Donne
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That's wonderful without you. I was making a nice hot cup of tea and-- uhhhh I'm gunna be sick again-- I think YOU had something to do with it.
Have you seen Deep Throat? You'd make a great Linda Lovelace, baby.
Go away you disgusting creature. and I are bonding nicely. And anyway, I'm coming as Aunt Sally out of Worzel Gummidge.
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Belisarius
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< passes out>
Oh well--so, you still want to have an alliance, ?
Well I don't know after all you put me in the popcorn machine and while it really didn't hurt or anything it still wasn't very nice and thought didn't like you--
OK, OK, just get out of my face!
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John Donne
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Well viewers, we'll just leave the Smilie Siblings for a moment, because we have a special guest in the studio. Please put your teeth together for....
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) Thankyou, mwah-mwah, dahlings.
Well, you were, how shall I put this delicately, the s.t.r.u.m.p.e.t of the first series. How do you think this one is shaping up.
Of course, no-one could rivet you like we could Jocasta, honey. But I think. Well. I've got an inkling that we might be seeing some romance between and .
Ohhhhhhh. How lovely! Let's hope neither gets voted off. Young love blossoming is so beautiful to watch.
(on phone) That's right. Close-ups. I want every word, grunt and exhalation.
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(romantic thoughs of an exercise bicycle fade from 's mind.) that figures. how can i compete with mr. and mrs. feng shui? burger joints make millions with those colors.
look at the pogo stick i found under 's cot!
well, if that's what you want to call it sweetie.
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Hey, don't try to mind**** me, or you'll get hurt!! <throws pogo-stick-looking object, which crashes loudly>
Wow, that was cool! I wish I had thought of that!
Oh no look at all the stuff that was broken are we going to have to clean this up I mean we all can't do it because is still passed out but we should at least start because we can't replace it until we do that even if ends the party but I think it was about done already--
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT THE **** UP!
I see is completely out of control--judging by all he's had at this party, it's in fact amazing he's still alive. He is bound to be next one to leave...
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Gabe
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Here , have another <handing the already soggy smilie another drink>
guzzles it down, crashes to the floor mumbling "Attica..."
<to self> Crap. What if that wins the audience's pitying affection? The audience can always be swayed by pity.
Right, everybody loves a sloppy drunk.
You heard that? <to self, maybe> I really need to be more careful with my thoughts.
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Belisarius
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Day 4: Voting Day
Well, did I promise a drunken debacle or what?
Now, now, not all of them got drunk!
Maybe not, but which ones made the biggest impression?
That's for our viewers to decide. We must now bid another smilie adieu. But first, let's welcome another member of the first Smilie Sister!
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(Couldn't you get anyone else?)
(At this hour?? Give me a break!)
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Well hello, ! How have you been occupying yourself?
Waiting backstage.
Er, yes, but I meant in general.
No, I was just backstage.
Well, then, what did you do yesterday?
I started coming here.
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Why don't you remind the viewers about task suggestions and I'll ask the next question, dear?
Good idea. So remember, viewers--
OW!
What was that, dear?
Oh, nothing...
mmpf! mmpf! mmpf!...
--when you vote, let us know what you think the smilies should do next!
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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must go! The Betty Ford Clinic are offering half price rehab schemes this week only. The Coot says: Thumbs down to
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Rev per Minute
Shipmate
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Can't stand this young love business - stop it before it gets out of hand, that's what I say.
A vote for to be evicted, for sanity and to keep the regulators happy
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Dave P
stoned
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should go, just cos I don't like him/her.
How's about the smilies have a task that will benefit them for the rest of the show; such as building a sauna out of, I dunno, paper mache.
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clare
Contributing Editor
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sister smilie! my summer is complete!
I'm jumping right in with an eviction note for . boring boring boring.
clare
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blackbird
Shipmate
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can't we just not have any more voting days? maybe we could feed all the smilies some of the pot brownies made as a parting gift.
all right, all right.
(but not without a season's ticket to all auto races in his area...that should take some of the sting out of this rejection.)
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