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Thread: Hell: Calling Erin to Hell
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NO
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APRIL FOOL!
Hahahaha, bet I really had you going there! Bet you really thought I'd called Erin to Hell and was going to get mangled... what a wheeze, what a trick (rustle) what a classic! Bet even Lifeman couldn't have thought up a comedy moment (rustle) like that! Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhh!!!! Waaaaargh! Let go Erin - OOOOOOOOOooooooooWWWww! SNAP, Scrunch aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhh-----------
We're sorry, ladies and gentlemen, we seem to have lost Norman there. But I'm sure he'll be back after some major surgery.
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The Milkman of Human Kindness
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OK. It's lame. It's puerile.
It's stupid.
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But I laughed. I LAUGHED, OK? You see what you've done to me, you bastards?
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Marvin the Martian
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Good one. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
It was nice knowing you.
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Schroedinger's cat
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Norman - are you going to change your name to "Norman the Organless" now?
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Caz...
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I'm laughing but in a slightly scared kinda way..... ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Thurible
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It got me too - but I bet she'll get you!
Thurible
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Ferijen
Shipmate
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Thanks, Norman, for brightening up a fairly shit day up to now. Hope that you come out alive!
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In Theory
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Thanks for reminding me it's April Fools' Day.
I've now got 7 minutes to think of a prank to play…
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Orb
Eye eye Cap'n!
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I've called Erin to Hell before. What's so funny about that?
Oh yeah. Sorry, forgot what happened for a second there.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Yum... tastes like chicken.
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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Bandages! Bandages! Get your bandages here! Special deals on blood plasma, painkillers and splints! Private nursing care thrown in! Come and get it!!!!!!!!!!
Tubbs
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Emma Louise
Storm in a teapot
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Should I run a poll on the names we thought *had* called Erin to hell... ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
It got me!!!
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Since Norman the Stump has so kindly started this thread, I think we ought to take this opportunity to bring up any issues we'd like to discuss with the Community Editor.
You go first.
No, you go first.
After you.
No, please. After you.
Let me collect my thoughts first.
Well, that'll be a while. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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J. J. Ramsey
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Shouldn't someone cue the music from Jaws?
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mousethief
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Nice one, Norman. Or at least, nice place where one used to be.
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shalimar
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Oooooo.
I was wondering who the 'brave' soul who'd done this.
Nice one.
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Matrix
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I have an issue with the community editor. Erin you're being too nice. All these puppies and you're not kicking any of them....
Regards
M
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RooK
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I knew that someone would try something, and I was dubious when I saw this thread. Still, it didn't stop me from smiling evilly with the mental image.
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Ronist
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I knew he shouldn't have PM'd her. Sometimes carrying a joke to far is what ets yer neck snapped.
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Og: Thread Killer
Ship's token CN Mennonite
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You guys are all calling him good at this?
![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
PAH...all he did was the equivalent of cry Wolf in the theatre. It's not just amateurish, but every kid in my daughter's elementary class could do as good.
Real creativity would have created a faux confrontation.
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kentishmaid
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Real creativity was the guy at our workplace who e-mailed everyone asking for volunteers to give 9 pints of blood each for 200 quid. Apparently he actually got 6 replies!
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
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After over a week without a computer or access to the internet, I came back to what I thought was going to be the most exciting thread since ... ever.
![[Frown]](frown.gif)
Aaah, it's good to be back.
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Spawn
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This thread just makes me want to ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
Erin's admirers gather round again hoping to hear her dim-witted, foulmouthed abuse, while a relative newbie tries to ingratiate himself with her and the in-crowd. Pathetic.
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NO
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That's funny, I'd got the impression that if I really wanted to ingratiate myself with the 'in-crowd', the best way to do it would be to start a thread entitled "Spawn is a moronic wanker". Still, as you so rightly say, I'm a 'relative newbie', so I'll bow to your greater experience in this area.
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Spawn
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
That's funny, I'd got the impression that if I really wanted to ingratiate myself with the 'in-crowd', the best way to do it would be to start a thread entitled "Spawn is a moronic wanker". Still, as you so rightly say, I'm a 'relative newbie', so I'll bow to your greater experience in this area.
You can do what you want Norman. Let's just say I find your 'eagerness' a little sad.
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NO
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And your 'eagerness' to piss everyone else off with your twattish views, as well as to appear to be the only 'rebel' on the boards (ooh, you're so brave with that original post of yours on this thread) is...
(I invite a general contribution to finish off my sentence. No prizes for the winner, just the joy of taking part)
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Spawn
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
And your 'eagerness' to piss everyone else off with your twattish views, as well as to appear to be the only 'rebel' on the boards (ooh, you're so brave with that original post of yours on this thread) is...
(I invite a general contribution to finish off my sentence. No prizes for the winner, just the joy of taking part)
There are plenty of rebels on the Ship. Didn't you know this was all about Christian 'unrest'?
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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I think your nemesis with the movers and shakers came when you bravely played the organ over the airwaves at short notice, Norman
I can't recall anyone else being given shipmate status immediately since before the concept was invented....
meanwhile Spawn will have to graciously accept that he is a little red blob of a vegetable by comparison ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
BTW today is the first day I have ever regretted accessing threads by the 'today's active threads' button - the summary of the last post function rather gave the game away
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Spawn's just jealous, because the In Crowd™ rejected his application for membership, even with the £1,000,000 cheque attached.
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Spawn
Shipmate
# 4867
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quote:
Originally posted by Sarkycow:
Spawn's just jealous, because the In Crowd™ rejected his application for membership, even with the £1,000,000 cheque attached.
Sshh - you promised not to tell.
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NO
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quote:
Originally posted by Choristerrr:
I think your nemesis with the movers and shakers came when you bravely played the organ over the airwaves at short notice, Norman
Oh rats... I was hoping people might have forgotten that by now
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RooK
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Gah, that got a little disgusting. With Spawn's blatant and nearly autosexual granting Norman with his special brand of moronic disdain has veritably vaulted Norman into the In Crowd pen.
It makes me suspect that Norman may be a... plant. A tomato plant.
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Spawn
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quote:
Originally posted by Don JuaN:
Gah, that got a little disgusting. With Spawn's blatant and nearly autosexual granting Norman with his special brand of moronic disdain has veritably vaulted Norman into the In Crowd pen.
It makes me suspect that Norman may be a... plant. A tomato plant.
Thanks Rook, I nearly got distracted from one of the points of my post, that Norman is a complete and utter jerk.
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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Well, it gave me a much-needed guffaw anyway. Along with the subsequent posts.
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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quote:
Originally posted by Spawn:
quote:
Originally posted by Sarkycow:
Spawn's just jealous, because the In Crowd™ rejected his application for membership, even with the £1,000,000 cheque attached.
Sshh - you promised not to tell.
Darn, that was my out loud voice.
Oh well.
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NO
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Little did I know, when starting this thread, that I would end up being called a complete and utter jerk by Spawn.
Bearing in mind the vast number of examples of his utter blathering fuckwittery that I have been privileged to read during my two months aboard, I would call that a very welcome (if unexpected) bonus.
RESULT!
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Og: Thread Killer
Ship's token CN Mennonite
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Should somebody start a clique of people who would affirm Spawn's pathetic nature?
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Oh look, Spawn has a crush on me. How cute, in that "my skin has just crawled off my body and is whimpering in the corner" kind of way.
What I don't get is why the dickhead Spawn stays in my playground. And it IS my playground, you knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing cretin, so if the fact that people like me drives you as incoherently batshit as your posts indicate -- after all, no one can say anything nice or complimentary to or about me without you frothing at the mouth like some kind of rabid skunk -- why don't you fuck off to your own bulletin board? Leave me and mine alone, you worthless son of a bitch. You contribute NOTHING to the Ship.
Now piss off, insect.
[ 02. April 2004, 02:38: Message edited by: Erin ]
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Cod
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Should this thread not be renamed 'Spawn calls Erin to Hell'?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I would never have opened it.
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AdamPater
Sacristan of the LavaLamp
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That's a bit rude, isn't it? Can't we all just learn to get along? After all, we're all in the one Family.
I thought this was a Christian web-site.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
Oh look, Spawn has a crush on me. How cute, in that "my skin has just crawled off my body and is whimpering in the corner" kind of way.
What I don't get is why the dickhead Spawn stays in my playground. And it IS my playground, you knuckle-dragging mouth-breathing cretin, so if the fact that people like me drives you as incoherently batshit as your posts indicate -- after all, no one can say anything nice or complimentary to or about me without you frothing at the mouth like some kind of rabid skunk -- why don't you fuck off to your own bulletin board? Leave me and mine alone, you worthless son of a bitch. You contribute NOTHING to the Ship.
Now piss off, insect.
Ahhhhyesss.
Just when I thought, Oh well, just a lukewarm little April Fools joke from good old Norman, no fireworks here, Spawn dependably hums his whiny little jingle and we get a classic dogpile and an exquisite Erin riff.
" ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif) It just made my evening, " says Lyda, shamelessly brown-nosing The In-Crowd™.
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mr cheesy
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quote:
Originally posted by Spawn:
This thread just makes me want to
Erin's admirers gather round again hoping to hear her dim-witted, foulmouthed abuse, while a relative newbie tries to ingratiate himself with her and the in-crowd. Pathetic.
Err yeah ok Spawn, I forgot that jerk doesn't count as swearing. Unlike wank which is foulmouthed abuse, clearly.
Prat.
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Matrix
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I glady withdraw my earlier comment.....
M
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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Perhaps you should just pocket the £1 000 000 cheque and let Spawn have a board all of his own?
I wonder what it should be called?
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