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Thread: Hell: Calling Erin to Hell
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Amazing Grace*
Shipmate
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Posted
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Originally posted by Erin:
you are one sick mofo
I must be too because I found the idea quite a bit more pleasantly steamy than about ninety-nine percent of what's in T&T.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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I have a feeling someone already has -- he's read the thread. Besides, he has made it abundantly clear that he detests me, so it's kinda like me posting that the sun generally rises in the east.
[cross-post: this was in response to Zeke]
[ 05. April 2004, 02:47: Message edited by: Erin ]
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Ronist
Shipmate
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Posted
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Originally posted by Mousethief:
Can a gay guy be a mofo? More like a fafo, wouldn't it be?
Ah damn MT. I was thinking that but you beat me to it.
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mousethief
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Sick minds think alike, I guess ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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JohnBoot
BOOTED
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Two minor points:
1. Someone posted a link to my profile, and I noticed that - somehow - my adopted home of Detroit was no longer listed. As I've grown fond of Detroit, I was going to complain, but it struck me that I could change it myself - and I did.
2. I cringed at the use of the word "retard" by some posters. Although this is a bit politically-correct, I think that (as the nuns use to say) you're all clever enough to come up with another word that's equally as spicy!
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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Nope. "Developmentally disabled" just doesn't have the same ring to it. "King retard" almost has grandeur. Almost.
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Oh no! I was wrong! For these and all my other sins I will take the cat bickies out of my children's mouths and go and donate another $30 to the Organ Fund.
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Please Erin, confess it. You do really hate Lifeman more. You just picked JB so we'd give more money? You know this will just encourage him. I'm thinking of the Roger Waters album Radio KAOS. My least most-hated poster is...
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Kelly Alves
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Oh , Johnboot, not JB. World was rocked for a moment.
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*The lowly Church mouse*
Ship's Animal & Nature Lover
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
Haven't laughed so much in a long time.
Is this to be a regular addition - High ranking officials hate lists?
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Nonpropheteer
6 Syllable Master
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Sorry I'm a little late.
So did I miss anything?
As much as I like coon dogs, shotguns and bunnies w/axes - that whole thing made me a little nervous. ![[Biased]](wink.gif) Closing my blinds now...
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Ancient Mariner*
SOF Co-editor
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As of 11.43pm UK time Sunday 4 April:
Ł553.17 (US$1023 approx) has been raised for the Organ Fund from this thread alone.
Did bitching ever bring such a blessing?
Halle-cash-elluyah.
Now we can start work on our online biblical theme park...
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Alan Cresswell
Mad Scientist 先生
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Originally posted by Ancient Marina:
Now we can start work on our online biblical theme park...
Kerygmanic Park ... watch Leviathan frolic in the waves, ride the Ark across the Deluge to Mt Ararat, be swallowed by a great fish, travel with Paul through the Roman Empire ... don't be satisfied with merely reading the words of Scripture, live them!
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Emma Louise
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Originally posted by Ancient Marina:
Now we can start work on our online biblical theme park...
hmmm.... you never *quite* know when hes joking do you....
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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Well fuck it.
Does this mean you like Lifeman?
P
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Papio
Ship's baboon
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Originally Posted by Erin
Papio picked the winner.
![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif) Do I get a prize? ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Also - Lifeman, much as I think your posting style does no-one any favours, least of all yourself, I don't think I should have made the comment about meeting you IRL that I did. I feel bad about it, so my apologies for that.
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Pânts*
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Posted
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Originally posted by Pyx_e.:
Well fuck it.
Does this mean you like Lifeman?
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Wouldnt she be the only one who does?
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Ancient Mariner*
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# 105
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Alan Cresswell:
quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Marina:
Now we can start work on our online biblical theme park...
Kerygmanic Park ... watch Leviathan frolic in the waves, ride the Ark across the Deluge to Mt Ararat, be swallowed by a great fish, travel with Paul through the Roman Empire ... don't be satisfied with merely reading the words of Scripture, live them!
Don't worry, Alan. This is the day your parents visit you...
[ 05. April 2004, 09:36: Message edited by: Ancient Marina ]
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e.:
Well fuck it.
Does this mean you like Lifeman?
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Nar, it means out of the 4 most-hated; Lifeman is the 3rd least most-hated.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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quote:
Originally posted by Coot (Such a nice boy):
Please Erin, confess it. You do really hate Lifeman more. You just picked JB so we'd give more money? You know this will just encourage him. I'm thinking of the Roger Waters album Radio KAOS. My least most-hated poster is...
This was never who I dislike most. It was the list of people whose bizarre offense-taking habits cause me to lose the will to live. My "I hate you with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns" list has different names on it.
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Ferijen
Shipmate
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
This was never who I dislike most. It was the list of people whose bizarre offense-taking habits cause me to lose the will to live. My "I hate you with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns" list has different names on it.
You can just imagine Ancient Mariner's eyes registering $ and Ł signs as he reads this...
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
# 2
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Papio*:
I thought it was a list of the 4 most retarded people on the ship?
Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
# 2
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Originally posted by Ferinjen:
You can just imagine Ancient Mariner's eyes registering $ and Ł signs as he reads this...
And they say that the Americans are the greedy capitalist pigs... ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
My "I hate you with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns" list has different names on it.
Ł10 worth of book tokens, a bar of generic supermarket dark chocolate (70% cocoa) and a bottle of blended Scotch whiskey with a scuffed label says Mersey Mike's on it.
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elsi
Live from Elsewhere
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Originally posted by JohnBoot:
2. I cringed at the use of the word "retard" by some posters. Although this is a bit politically-correct, I think that (as the nuns use to say) you're all clever enough to come up with another word that's equally as spicy!
Oh I don't know JohnBoot.
Calling someone a retard on the basis of their having developmental disabilities would indeed be inappropriate, whereas calling someone a retard on the basis of the sort of shite you write in the posts I've read would seem... now what's the word I want? ... ah yes ... accurate.
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
# 220
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Ferinjen:
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
This was never who I dislike most. It was the list of people whose bizarre offense-taking habits cause me to lose the will to live. My "I hate you with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns" list has different names on it.
You can just imagine Ancient Mariner's eyes registering $ and Ł signs as he reads this...
My exact and immediate thoughts.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
# 2
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quote:
Originally posted by IntellectByPenis:
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
My "I hate you with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns" list has different names on it.
Ł10 worth of book tokens, a bar of generic supermarket dark chocolate (70% cocoa) and a bottle of blended Scotch whiskey with a scuffed label says Mersey Mike's on it.
I don't think you'll find anyone who's going to take that bet.
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
quote:
Originally posted by IntellectByPenis:
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
My "I hate you with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns" list has different names on it.
Ł10 worth of book tokens, a bar of generic supermarket dark chocolate (70% cocoa) and a bottle of blended Scotch whiskey with a scuffed label says Mersey Mike's on it.
I don't think you'll find anyone who's going to take that bet.
You twisted my arm. Ł12 worth of book tokens.
And I'll throw in a copy of Barry Manilow - The Vanilla Strokes for free.
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Ancient Mariner*
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# 105
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quote:
You can just imagine Ancient Mariner's eyes registering $ and Ł signs as he reads this...
That'$ reŁrehen$ible and Ło$itively without ba$i$.
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The Mid
Officer and a gentleman
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It is comforting to find that after several months of being away, one can come back and find things just as they were when one left, and still just as entertaining as ever!!
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Gremlin
Ship's Cryptanalyst
# 129
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quote:
Originally posted by Spawn:
I've learned a lot.
But not how to live with authority.
quote:
I don't have a problem with the Ship. <snip>
But if I don't like the ganging up on people or the way sometimes people throw their weight around or what I've characterised as the arse-licking then I'm going to say something about it. Sorry, but that's it.
However, the people (or person, given the context of this thread) who throws their weight around most, is the person with the most weight to throw! I.e. Erin... member no. 2! You complain that Ship of Fools BBS is not her private board, well, actually, it is, in as much as it is anyone's (other than Simon's). She just happens to have sufficient patience to let crap like you post on it.
Now get over it, you annoying little arse-wipe, and go play somewhere where the landlady can put up with seeing you vomit on the pavement every time you post.
Gremlin.
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Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
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Spawn
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Gremlin:
quote:
Originally posted by Spawn:
I've learned a lot.
But not how to live with authority.
You're quite right on that score.
quote:
However, the people (or person, given the context of this thread) who throws their weight around most, is the person with the most weight to throw! I.e. Erin... member no. 2! You complain that Ship of Fools BBS is not her private board, well, actually, it is, in as much as it is anyone's (other than Simon's). She just happens to have sufficient patience to let crap like you post on it.
Now get over it, you annoying little arse-wipe, and go play somewhere where the landlady can put up with seeing you vomit on the pavement every time you post.
Gremlin.
You're really not worth any more of my time.
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Pânts*
Ship's underwear
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Are you sure it wasnt a strawberry?
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kentishmaid
Shipmate
# 4767
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Now that's not fair. I've got
"SpawnCarey fields forever"
going round and round my head now.
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IntellectByProxy
Larger than you think
# 3185
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Thông:
Are you sure it wasnt a strawberry?
It's quite possible. My shape recognition is very primitive; if it's red and edible then it's a tomato.
This causes all sorts of problems when I make pasta.
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Ultraspike
Incensemeister
# 268
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Posted
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Originally posted by JohnBoot:
Two minor points:
1. Someone posted a link to my profile, and I noticed that - somehow - my adopted home of Detroit was no longer listed. As I've grown fond of Detroit, I was going to complain, but it struck me that I could change it myself - and I did.
Anyone who's fond of Detroit has got to be mentally disabled. Maybe we should give the kid a break. Or not.
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Papio
Ship's baboon
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by IntellectByPenis:
Now who do I remember having a tomato avatar once before...
Ah yes. He was from Liverpool.
Merseymike, whom I happen to like, has been banned for a sufficient amount of time for his enemies to get over his posts, I would have thought.
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JohnBoot
BOOTED
# 3566
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I'm sorry to hear about your lack of delight in your sojourn(s) and/or visit(s) to Detroit, Mr. Ultraspike.
It doesn't reflect well on the hospitality of either my fellow Detroiters or me!
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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Well Papio, that's the difference between banning and suspension Banning is forever; I think of this from time to time as I stand on the edge of the abyss.
So do I get to be queen? I've read the Johnboot thread and I disagree with every word he says so it should make for a bumpy reign.
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Ultraspike
Incensemeister
# 268
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That's Ms. Ultraspike, Mr. Boot. And it wasn't the people pf Detroit I found disagreeable but rather the quality of life. ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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JohnBoot
BOOTED
# 3566
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"Ms. Ultraspike" - so noted; please accept my apologies for the mistake.
I hope you are happier in your present ville de choix!
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Ley Druid
Ship's chemist
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Dear JohnBoot,
Erin has used a word not found in my diction.
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
you are one sick mofo
What do you think the use of this word, "mofo", might indicate about the person who used it?
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JohnBoot
BOOTED
# 3566
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Ley Druid:
Dear JohnBoot,
Erin has used a word not found in my diction.
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
you are one sick mofo
What do you think the use of this word, "mofo", might indicate about the person who used it?
Creativity is always to be encouraged in the young! The youth of today are our future!
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Lurker McLurker™
Ship's stowaway
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
quote:
Originally posted by Ferinjen:
You can just imagine Ancient Mariner's eyes registering $ and Ł signs as he reads this...
And they say that the Americans are the greedy capitalist pigs...
Ah, but he was on tour there recently. It's obviously had an effect...
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chive
Ship's nude
# 208
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The lunatics appear to have taken over the asylum.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Nonpropheteer:
Sorry I'm a little late.
So did I miss anything?
As much as I like coon dogs, shotguns and bunnies w/axes - that whole thing made me a little nervous. Closing my blinds now...
I just love it when I make men nervous.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
I didn't know you were a papist. Me, I already know I'm going to hell, so I figure I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.
Oh, come now, there's a big Sin Quotient difference between doing Sine and doing a sheep.
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