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Thread: Hell: Calling Erin to Hell
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Gremlin
Ship's Cryptanalyst
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Originally posted by Twilight:
Anselmina may not understand this but it is perfectly possible to like someone and appreciate what they do but still be irritated by a single aspect of their personality.
On the other hand, there are some idiots on this board who insist on daubing a bloody great bullseye on their arses every time they post.... guess who? ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Ann
Curious
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Originally posted by Ley Druid:
Dear Ancient Marina,
Did you ask permission from the leader of this playground to utter your idea?
Dear Ley Druid,
I am personally putting £25 into the Organ Fund to buy you a clue, or at least a hint. On the blue bar on the left is a link marked "Who's What?" Click on that and scroll down to Ship's Officers.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Actually, Ann, I would say that not even Ley Druid is that stupid*, and he's just trying to sow discord amongst the ranks.
*Then again, he could be.
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Sine Nomine*
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I hope other posters are inspired by Ann's generous gift. Make a pledge now in honor of your most or least favorite shipmate.
And to all of you who, like myself, have always meant to pledge to the organ fund: Let me tell you, I just feel so darn good now. It was a bit more than I had intended, and it's coming out of what I was going to give my church for the summer school for underpriviledged neighborhood children, but screw 'em, this glow of satisfaction is worth it.
Now...back to the regularly scheduled mud-wrestling.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Damn&Double-damn!!
When I bought my new avatar several weeks ago, I tossed in an extra 20 bucks to the organ fund. :whine: ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif) Do I hafta do it again to play asshole casino?
(If so my money's on Fiddleback. There ain't nobody can get on Erin's last nerve like Fiddleback. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif) )
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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Now, see, that's what I thought, too. But, noooooo, sez Sine, gotta be Lifeman. Put your money on Lifeman, little lady. Only $25.00 a guess. Step right up and...
Well, now that Lyda's spoken up, I think I'm going back to my original bet of Fiddleback.
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RuthW
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Originally posted by Grits:
But, noooooo, sez Sine, gotta be Lifeman.
He is clearly not to be trusted. "Simply 'Normous" and "Norman the Organ" are probably in cahoots with each other. Or one is the other's sockpuppet. ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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I'm with you, Ruth and Grits.
Lifeman? He's just mildly annoying; Erin brushes him off like a fly. Aside from his inflated idea of his own comic sensibilities, his odd nonsequitars, and the ability to cling to an irritating point of view interminably, what could possibly make him the King? Lifeman doesn't inspire passionate ire, at least in Erin as far as I can see.
No, it's Fiddleback.
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Amazing Grace*
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
Y'all realise that since you're all giving to the organ fund if you're wrong, she'll probably pick a zero-post apprentice and maximise the takings...
I know I would
I'll send Erin Scharffen-berger chocolate if I'm right. ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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Originally posted by Amos:
Well, if it's Fiddleback, I'll be happy to bet 25 quid (to the Organ Fund) that he won't show up, since it looks like his Lenten discipline involves shore leave.
If so, good on him, and I mean that in a completely non-snarky, non-ironic way.
Although at the rate this thread has taken off, it still might be going strong on Easter ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) .
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Gosh, I do love Organ Recitals. This has got to be your best one yet, Norman. ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
(nemesis or no nemesis ![[Biased]](wink.gif) )
I vote for Lifeback Fiddleman.......
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Shipmate
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Blimey, when I found I'd been called a jerk by Spawn, I thought I'd had a successful thread. But no, I wander off for a day, come back and find that I've tempted that brainless whinging flea-ridden bitch back onto the boards. After she so comprehensively showed herself up a few weeks ago, I really thought she'd gone...
...and she made a pitiful attemt to flame me as well! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) What larks!
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
What you don't realise, Spawn et Les Arse-kisseurs de Spawn, is that the supposed Erin Arse-kissers on here have probably all had a bloody good fight with her at some time.
The reasons are easy to see, because she's wrong about so many things; indeed a completely insane bitch on politics, politics and of course politics.
What you mistake for arse-kissing is simple respect of someone who can be so pathologically wrong about nearly everything, and yet dedicate so much time (completely wasted, of course) on this place, given that she has recently pointed out that she doesn't give a fuck about Christianity.
She's wrong about that as well, of course.
The thing is, Spawn, you're actually one of the biggest playground bullies on the boards. I suggest you sit down, take your head out of your arse and work out why.
What Karl said, only not as forcefully put.
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Faithful Sheepdog
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
The thing is, Spawn, you're actually one of the biggest playground bullies on the boards. I suggest you sit down, take your head out of your arse and work out why.
Psychological projection, anyone?
Karl, a substantial dose of emotional maturity would help you to avoid being such a prat. You're so in love with the output of your own mouth that you can't see the gaping hole where your brains should be. There are some sensible and well-informed liberals, you know. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
Blimey, when I found I'd been called a jerk by Spawn, I thought I'd had a successful thread. But no, I wander off for a day, come back and find that I've tempted that brainless whinging flea-ridden bitch back onto the boards. After she so comprehensively showed herself up a few weeks ago, I really thought she'd gone...
...and she made a pitiful attemt to flame me as well! What larks!
Dude, you are too new to talk like this.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Nah, not too new, anyone who's paid attention for five minutes can arrive at that conclusion.
OK, I'm bored with the argument now, so time to concentrate on the far more interesting tangent. I'm going to start eliminating people. To begin...
I really do like Fiddleback, even though I know he cackles maniacally as he tries to drive me absolutely batshit on purpose.
[ 03. April 2004, 11:10: Message edited by: Erin ]
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Papio
Ship's baboon
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Originally Drooled by a Fuckwit
Papio comes to mind as well
Go fuck yourself, K?
(little boy voice) OOO, Sasha doesn't like me. Think I'll cry myself to sleep
Listen. Has it ever occured to you that those who get flamed a lot tend to be fuckwits. That they tend not to respect the ship, or are given to making sweeping judgements about other people, or just don't apologise when when the whole world knows they are wrong? Every occured to you that the only people who moan about the "in-crowd" are the people who simply can't make many/any friends here? Ever occured to you that people can still cause offence to me even if I don't know them IRL? Do you know me IRL? Shut the fuck up then.
Fuck you, you fuckmuppet.
Oh, and cheers for sneaking you petty little "insult" in where you hoped I wouldn't notice.
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Rat
Ship's Rat
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OK, an outsider enters the race. Sometime, somewhere, I remember Peronel saying that s\he had it on good authority that Erin hated her guts (or words to that effect). No idea what the context was to that.
So I'm backing Peronel.
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Pânts*
Ship's underwear
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Originally posted by Papio*:
waffly fuck stuff. Ever occured to you that people can still cause offence to me even if I don't know them IRL? more waffly fuck stuff.
Touchy? ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Amazing Grace*
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Erin:
Nah, not too new, anyone who's paid attention for five minutes can arrive at that conclusion.
OK, I'm bored with the argument now, so time to concentrate on the far more interesting tangent. I'm going to start eliminating people. To begin...
I really do like Fiddleback, even though I know he cackles maniacally as he tries to drive me absolutely batshit on purpose.
![[Frown]](frown.gif) but I can just see that.
And now for a word from Propeller Heads Inc.:
My Organ Fund donation is better than in the mail because I used the Organ Fund ad link at the top of the page. Has a secure server and everything. (All right, I made it last night, but I hedged my bets by sending the extra $25 anyway.)
I am quite sure, from my own experience tending an e-commerce site, that the credit card co. and the service Simon uses take out a cut, so give a little extra if you use that link. Thank you.
We now return you to the exciting elimination round for the coveted "Mr./Ms. Ship of Fools Asshat 2004" title, in progress.
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Papio
Ship's baboon
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Originally posted by Thông:
quote:
Originally posted by Papio*:
waffly fuck stuff. Ever occured to you that people can still cause offence to me even if I don't know them IRL? more waffly fuck stuff.
Touchy?
Not really. I just think that posting a list of insults, of seemingly random people, half way through a thread deserves a telling off personally.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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This is how you win, Twilight:
Make a list of your enemies, then rank them, from weakest to strongest. Go to the weakest. Kill. Then work your way up the list. Do not take them all on at once. It is not efficient. You cannot wage war on many fronts at once. Just one at a time. (This is a public service announcement).
Ah Coot, you really are a nice boy and I appreciate the advice but there are just too many enemies and too little time for that method. Anyway, I don't need to make a list because there's usually a handy "Calling Twilight/Sasha to Hell" thread still on board from which to select. As many have noted, Im not out to kill anyone just take little nips at their ankles. That's not a Rottweiler Avatar.
Rat; Peronel? I can't imagine that. Even if she was in low regard at one time she must have earned back favor by calling me to Hell.
My money is on NonPropheteer. He and I are both from West Virginia and I'm starting to think there's a natural animosity between hill people and swamp creatures.
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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Twilight my dear, I am from West Virginia as well. Fayetteville to be specific.
You may need to work on your theory a little.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Yeah cos Tortuf rocks. Even though, I admit, you and NP suck.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Make that:
Yeah cos Tortuf rocks. Even though, I admit, you and NP suck, Twilight.
(didn't want to make it look like i was responding to Tortuf)
[ 03. April 2004, 15:10: Message edited by: Mousethief ]
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Michal
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Erin . . . I really wish that Ley Druid would get a fucking hobby that doesn't involve masturbating while following me around like a little mange-infested puppy dog.
Jumping right into the fray like an idiot....I completely misread this and thought Erin said LD was masturbating while being followed around by a little mange-infested puppy dog. A pink, fluffy, yappy puppy dog.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
Sorry. I'm back in control of myself now.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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Well Tortuf, there are exceptions to every rule or maybe living in Tennessee has caused you to lose your independant mountaineer spirit. Have you checked your truck for gun racks and confederate flags, recently?
[Mousethief racks up two more brilliant posts. I love watching the meter click.]
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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The bitch doth protest too much, methinks.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 3631
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
I really do like Fiddleback
Ah hah! I knew I'd remembered correctly. Some of you people need to pay closer attention.
Being the slimy little sycophantic suck-up that I am, I remember nearly everything the alligator bitch goddess says. Self-preservation, really. Living on the same continent you can't be too careful.
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Ultraspike
Incensemeister
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I'm putting $25 on Cosmo. It's been awhile since their last great feud, but gators have a long memory, I'm told.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 3631
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Why can't you people see what's right before your eyes?
Lifeman. It's got to be Lifeman. I may not be certain about the physical Resurrection, but I'm sure about this.
I've got money riding on it.
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Emma Louise
Storm in a teapot
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hehehhehehehh this is so funny.
Maybe we ought to *pay* the organ fund in order to play.... just so if it *is* lifeman the ship still benefits....
I was tempted to start a poll after the first page... maybe it could be a game thread
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
I really do like Fiddleback, even though I know he cackles maniacally as he tries to drive me absolutely batshit on purpose.
And I kinda like Nonpropheteer. Should we start a twelve-step program?
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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Louise
Shipmate
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I always thought it was Lifeman, unless Erin is going way back in history and has someone else in mind.
L.
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SOF Co-editor
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Mmmmmm, thankyou Lord... <murmured reverently but loud enough for you to know I am an empty vessel in direct touch with the Almighty>
Even now I am laying holy hands on my iMac screen. I can hear the gentle vibrato of a Hammond B3, played by Norman. As I speak I am singing along, with a robed choir, the verse of a hymn dedicated to you all - 'The Bitch Is Back'.
I can reveal that the Lord has laid it on the heart of eight contributors to this thread to donate a total of £270 (approx US$500) to the Organ Fund.
But I am believing for <sudden increase in volume of B3, thanks Norman> A WHOLE LOT MORE...
I believe God wants you to make it £500. I said £500.
Billy Graham asks you to get up out of your seat. I'm not even asking you to do that. Just move your cursor about seven centimetres, heavenwards, click for glory, then say the Hellmates prayer after me...
Lord, I admit I am a tight-fisted bastard (Lord, I admit I am a tight-fisted bastard) and it's probably been several months since I gave any thought (and it's probably been several months since I gave any thought) to how this stays ship afloat financially (to how this stays ship afloat financially).
But I admit that there are very few places (but I admit that there are very few places) where I can learn how to fit (where I can learn how to fit) words like asshole, flying, masturbation and rat fuck into one sentence (words like asshole, flying, masturbation and rat fuck into one sentence).
So here is my miserly donation to the Organ Fund (so here is my miserly donation to the Organ Fund) which bears no relation to the amount of pleasure I derive (which bears no relation to the amount of pleasure I derive) from insulting my fellow shipmates (from insulting my fellow shipmates) with creativity and flair (with creativity and flair). Amen (Amen)
[ 03. April 2004, 20:33: Message edited by: Ancient Marina ]
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RooK
1 of 6
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Can I donate Canadian Tire money? Give like Santa, save like Scrooge. Although, it is fun to slip this Canadian currency to overpriced café minions since they typically mistake a 10-cent bill for a Canuckistani 10-dollar bill.
The third form of Canadian currency is empties, for those trivia lovers out there.
I'd bet on Lifeman, but I find myself hoping that it isn't him because that annoying dipshit would enjoy the attention too disgustingly much.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Another elimination round... while I don't particularly care for her (and yes, that is me employing the fine art of British understatement), it is not Peronel, either.
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Sine Nomine*
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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Marina:
I believe God wants you to make it £500. I said £500.
Yes, Lord. I just wanna say, Lord, I know we can make that goal...Lord. And we wanna lift up those shipmates who have pledged during this fund raising drive. Who says you can't buy your way into Heaven?
Think how stressed you feel when you log on and the ship is down for maintenence. And you think you'll have to deal with real life until it's back up again.
What if it. just. wasn't. there? Huh? Scary thought, isn't it?
...I'm getting a custom avatar too!
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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er...ahem...not to impugn such an inspired rhapsody....but it's a B3. ...back to the choir now...
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Anyone who pledges $120.00 (that's just $10.00 a month!) wins a free dinner with Bob Edwards...I mean, Rowan Williams.
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Ancient Mariner*
SOF Co-editor
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Originally posted by Zeke:
er...ahem...not to impugn such an inspired rhapsody....but it's a B3. ...back to the choir now...
Zeke, I see your hand.
You spotted the error - and I knew you would because the Lord wants you to give three grand to this ministry.
[ 03. April 2004, 20:37: Message edited by: Ancient Marina ]
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by Ancient Marina:
the Lord wants you to give three grand to this ministry.
...for which you get lunch with the Pope, remission of all your sins and your very own fiddleback chausible.
...plus a really neat coffee mug.
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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Trying to think of a descriptive phrase or bon mot for myself, but 3K is right out.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Hon, lunch with the Pope...although I hear he dribbles a bit now.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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Yes, brothers and sisters, It is I, the very one to whom this magnificent organ music is so warmly dedicated, here to shame you into giving.
For I myself, moved by the powerful testimony of Brother Sign have sacrificed a love offering of twenty five U. S. dollars pried from the cobweb coated wallet of Mr. Twilight through promises of unspeakable favors.
Can you count yourself less than I?
music soars
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fatprophet
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Wood:
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she has recently pointed out that she doesn't give a fuck about Christianity.
What Karl said, only not as forcefully put.
Dearest Erin is it really true you don't give a fuck about Christianity?
I mean, I knew you had 'issues' and all but this has come as a shock....
FP
P.S
You know Erin, many mornings I wake up and behold the great beauty of creation, the oneness of nature and contemplate the divine spark deep inside us that revels in the holy joy of our maker...
.. and then I look at the alarm clock and think "why do I give a flying fuck about religion and spend so much valuable sleeping time on web boards like this". Well, I guess I just love an argument.
Yet, I do feel guilty sometimes, cos I don't have to work hard to use SoF but yet its boards are made all bright and new each day, ready to be filled with my drivel. You see I admit that I too am one of nature's parasites feeding off others' good will - sucking the life blood out of their generosity - the milk of human kindness out of people such as Erin who give so much. I, like the other posters am but a leech upon Erin's time and efforts. Yet is she not mere mortal flesh? Prick her and does she not bleed?
No wonder she has burnt herself out with all our moaning and whingeing, and going on and on and on and on about..well the usual stuff.. the sexual preferences of Saul of Tarsus, the length of Noah's beard and the onotologial dilemma posed by the filoque et al, ad nauseum
After all, who else gives a damn anyway?
God bless you Erin
(FP is a member of arse lickers anonymous)
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Sistah Twilight has just won The Complete Works of the Rev. Gerald Ambulance.
Note: If these books have their covers removed they may have been reported to the publisher as "unsold".
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Originally posted by Ancient Marina:
which bears no relation to the amount of pleasure I derive (which bears no relation to the amount of pleasure I derive) from insulting my fellow shipmates (from insulting my fellow shipmates)
RooK and Forky best take out bank loans.
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Amid much domestic financial discussion, my donation has been made. Unfortunately I won't be meeting the celebrated and superannuated pontifex maximus for elevenses, but I expect soon to receive the neat coffee mug. Question: for 25.00USD, do you also get the handsome plastic ballpoint pen, the Ship's logo proudly emblazoned thereupon, or is that reserved for donors at the next giving level?
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