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Thread: Hell: Porn meet in Manchester
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
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While in the shower earlier, I was thinking how much fun this could be! I have never watched porn with others, but would be happy (I think!!) to give it a go!
Does anyone fancy getting together and watching Debbie does Dallas or Shaving Ryan's Privates?
Obviously, it would be a male-only meet. Is anyone up for it (fnar fnar)?
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Callan
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I thought this was a Christian website. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif) ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Boy, that got my attention!
Sure you aren't getting into dangerous waters, Stoo? You know some of those Manchester shipmates are a little, uh, peculiar. And that's not even counting Father G.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
While in the shower earlier,
Jimminy! I didn't even catch that the first time around.
Sicko!
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Saint Osmund
Pontifex sariburiensis
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
While in the shower earlier, I was thinking how much fun this could be! I have never watched porn with others, but would be happy (I think!!) to give it a go!
Does anyone fancy getting together and watching Debbie does Dallas or Shaving Ryan's Privates?
Obviously, it would be a male-only meet. Is anyone up for it (fnar fnar)?
Well the answer would be yes, but perhaps if the meet were in the Outer Hebrides where I would be unlikely to bump into anyone I know.
Still, I suppose I shall have a ponder.
M x
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Saint Osmund:
I suppose I shall have a ponder.
Is that some kind of smutty British slang? What's a ponder? Does it hurt?
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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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I'm fairly sure that pondering is illegal where you are, Sine.
Sieg
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Saint Osmund
Pontifex sariburiensis
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
quote:
Originally posted by Saint Osmund:
I suppose I shall have a ponder.
Is that some kind of smutty British slang? What's a ponder? Does it hurt?
Oh yes, so very much! ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Now this would be a meet worth flying across an ocean for.
quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
Obviously, it would be a male-only meet.
"Obviously"? How so?
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
I'm fairly sure that pondering is illegal where you are, Sine.
Sieg
I believe the Supreme Court recently ruled it's OK for consenting adults to ponder in private.
[ 30. January 2004, 21:27: Message edited by: Sine Nomine ]
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
"Obviously"? How so?
I'm only following the example...
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Sheriff Pony
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Meh. I've seen "Debbie Does Dallas."
Or rather, I've seen an edited version without all the distracting sex and nudity, leaving us to consider the wonderfully nuanced performances of the cast members.
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Emma Louise
Storm in a teapot
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quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
Now this would be a meet worth flying across an ocean for.
quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
Obviously, it would be a male-only meet.
"Obviously"? How so?
Was thinking just the same thing!!!!... not sure this is exactly an anne summers equivalent tbh....
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Jillyb
Shipmate
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the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach
yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif) ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Saint Osmund
Pontifex sariburiensis
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awwwww. Dorothy's got all upset!
Perhaps if we string Toto up she'll get the message and go elsewhere.
M
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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quote:
Originally posted by Jillyb:
it is not funny
OK. Don't cum.
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Anselmina
Ship's barmaid
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
quote:
Originally posted by Erin:
"Obviously"? How so?
I'm only following the example...
Obviously there's a connection. On the other thread, Stoo wanted to attend a meet where he could watch live girlies parade in (or at least giggle over) skimpy undies and play with dildos. On this thread he wants to watch women - and maybe some men - have sex. In both cases, the girlies are the entertainment! He's being totally consistent !
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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quote:
Originally posted by Jillyb:
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach
yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny
![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
Yeah, and there are some who have a problem with alcohol, but that doesn't stop me from enjoying a nice shot of premium vodka.
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eremite
Shipmate
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Thus hypocrite-izes eremite:
"Wherefore, if shots of premium vodko make my brother to offend, I will shoot no more premium vodka while the world standeth, lest I make my brother to offend." (1 Corinthians 8:13)
Now, if it were Guinness we were talking about, well, then, that's another story.
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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Can I still shoot something else, though?
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Ags
Knocked up
# 204
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
Obviously, it would be a male-only meet. Is anyone up for it (fnar fnar)?
I was going to ask if the suggestion was to watch gay or straight porn, but the above answers my question.
Gay. Obviously. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Raspberry Rabbit
Will preach for food
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Erin wrote
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Now this would be a meet worth flying across an ocean for.
If Erin and Fregory end up at the same porn meet I'm hopping in my car and driving down. I promise. I'll be wearing fake eyeglasses with the attached moustache, but I'll be there.
RR
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Well now I simply have to co... show up.
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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If it is only men and they are watching porn, whatever type of porn it is, it is gay porn.
P
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Even better!
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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Jesus Erin do you have to turn everything in to a pissing contest? Yes you will have the biggest balls there, yes they will all be scared of you, yes they will all secretly get turned on by you being the Alpha. Happy now ?
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(an errant "t" and an odd desire to worry about my spelling, sigh)
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Jesus Erin do you have to turn everything in to a pissing contest? Yes you will have the biggest balls there, yes they will all be scared of you, yes they will all secretly get turned on by you being the Alpha. Happy now ?
P
(an errant "t" and an odd desire to worry about my spelling, sigh)
I understand straight men are turned on by this stuff.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Jesus Erin do you have to turn everything in to a pissing contest? Yes you will have the biggest balls there, yes they will all be scared of you, yes they will all secretly get turned on by you being the Alpha. Happy now ?
I was just expressing my enthusiasm!! You don't understand the kind of hell week I've had. You try having the CFO take an entirely too keen interest in what you're doing and see how tempting mindless sex is after that. Even if it is other people doing it.
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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You should try being married (again) then it is always other people doing it.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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I have two friends who have promised to take me out back and shoot me if I ever contemplate marriage again, seeing as how I will clearly have gone both insane AND stupid simultaneously.
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Orb
Eye eye Cap'n!
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quote:
Originally posted by Stoo:
Does anyone fancy getting together and watching Debbie does Dallas or Shaving Ryan's Privates?
The popular vote is for Sexy Scary Movie 2. Is this actually serious? I know you're being vindicative to the Ann Summers thread, but I seriously do mean it when I say:
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I thought this was a Christian website...
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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quote:
Originally posted by Opthalmos:
I thought this was a Christian website...
It is. You'd best go away and pray for our souls.
Sarkycow
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Sheriff Pony
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Jillyb:
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach
yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny
That's why I only watched the "cleaned up" version.
With my wife, too.
We are good people.
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Siegfried
Ship's ferret
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I'll put in my vote now for Butt Reams May Come.
Sieg
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Amazing Grace*
Shipmate
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Posted
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Originally posted by Raspberry Rabbit:
Erin wrote
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Now this would be a meet worth flying across an ocean for.
If Erin and Fregory end up at the same porn meet I'm hopping in my car and driving down. I promise. I'll be wearing fake eyeglasses with the attached moustache, but I'll be there.
This might be worth having my passport renewed Just In Case for.
Actually I have quite fond memories of co-ed gatherings in another group I was in, known as "Smut and Spaghetti" nights. Lots of people, big screen TV, spaghetti dinner. Sarcastic comment abounded ("oh my god. THOSE NAILS!"). If I had a bigger living room or teevee I'd host some myself and get the Helpful People at Good Vibes, just down the block, to recommend titles.
They do phone/email consults, by the way.
Charlotte
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Jen.
Godless Liberal
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Now listen here young (har har) stoo,
we'll have no sexism here.. if you are to hold a porn meet, it'll be for all, ladies and gents.
ok?
BTW, sainsburys have tissues on offer right now, might be worth stocking up.
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welsh dragon
Shipmate
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Well, just as in the case of the Ann Summers meet, I'm not that bothered about the (ooh gosh) availability of Naughty Items. It's not as if porn is erm difficult to obtain (maybe saying it's not hard to come by would be misunderstood...)
However, I've never had the pleasure of meeting Fregory. Nor, of course, Erin.
How great would that be...
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Lifeman
Troll
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Could this be the meet where Erin finally meets Lifeman?
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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quote:
Originally posted by Amazing Grace:
Good Vibes, just down the block...
Oooohhhh... I'm so jealous!!
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Off Centre View
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
Could this be the meet where Erin finally meets Lifeman?
Ah good, then it will be Sex and Violence...
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Originally posted by Off-centre view:
quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
Could this be the meet where Erin finally meets Lifeman?
Ah good, then it will be Sex and Violence...
And possibly rude words
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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I thought, following Sine's example, that I'd test my new sig here.
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dorcas
Ship's florist
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quote:
Originally posted by Jillyb:
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach
yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny
I'm with Jillyb on this one...Christian or not, men (and women, Erin) who get together to watch porn (and encourage others to do so) are reducing the God-given pleasures of sex to the level of the sewer - which is where Stoo et al belong.
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Getting their knickers in a twist is the only fun some people ever have.
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Stoo
Mighty Pirate
# 254
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Originally posted by dorcas:
the sewer... where Stoo et al belong.
Don't all of us?
Some of us, however, are looking at the (porn) stars.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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quote:
Originally posted by dorcas:
quote:
Originally posted by Jillyb:
the very idea of so called christian men meeting together to watch porn is sickening to the stomach
yeah it might be a laugh to some but there are those wqho have a real problem with this kind of thing - it is not funny
I'm with Jillyb on this one...Christian or not, men (and women, Erin) who get together to watch porn (and encourage others to do so) are reducing the God-given pleasures of sex to the level of the sewer - which is where Stoo et al belong.
Holy Jesus. Consider this your virtual swirly:
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Originally posted by RuthW:
Getting their knickers in a twist is the only fun some people ever have.
And there's probably some porn somewhere catering to that fetish, too. ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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