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Thread: Hell: Just curious: Narcissism Strikes Back partIV - the babbling
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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Woah! Back up!
This thread is as dirty rags compared to this:
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JohnBoot:
I think I posted the other day (in some forgotten thread) about the inadvertant later-life pleasures that result from having attended an all-male school. It is still true.
That's twice Bootie has alluded to homoerotic delights. And I need to know about it.
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ThomasDF
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
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Originally posted by ThomasDF:
I will decide who to share my scripts with and don't have to justify my decision to anyone.
You really don't read for comprehension, do you? All I was saying was Hoppy was serious.
Too funny, ThomasDF. You really are THE GREAT I AM.
I heard you the first times and you actually expect me to believe you?
I've spent two days solid in here and now I can see why the dragon stopped the thread. This is just going in circles. I can't say if I will stop posting, slow down or keep going, but I'm inclined to spend more time doing constructive things now.
Though I do love this site, this forum was sure distracting. I did need that and now I can jump back into a very difficult scene I was writing when I came here.
Thomas
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Originally posted by Coot (Such a nice boy):
I need to know about it.
I'm ashamed to say I can generally follow Mr. B's rather tortuous thought processes, but that one's got me a bit puzzled.
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RooK
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Gosh. It only took 9 pages for the reason to partially settle into his leaky little brainpan.
At this rate, he'll be tying his shoes by page 25 at least.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Originally posted by ThomasDF:
now I can jump back into a very difficult scene I was writing when I came here.
If you get stuck, just have her throw herself under a train.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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It's like beating your head against a wall because it feels so good when you stop... G'nite TDF
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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ThomasDB, I'm trying to understand - you received quite a warm welcome on your thread in Heaven - why not just relax and dip into the boards in a leisurely way? Make some friends, experience the flavour of all the boards. Maybe make a foray into Hell after a few weeks.
It seems to me you've gone straight for the adversarial stuff. Can't you see that this isn't the best way of becoming a liked and valued contributor to a website you've indicated you think has merit?
(It's Dr Jekyll today, for ppl keeping track of my flame warrior status)
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Goldfish Stew
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Originally posted by ThomasDF:
I did need that and now I can jump back into a very difficult scene I was writing when I came here.
ThomasDF returns to the battered old typewriter and resumes his script...
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Wendy: oh Eric, oh Ken. Roger me now. Both of you, with your really hard ramrods. Stand up against injustice everywhere and do me like I've never been done.
Eric: Yeah baby.
Ken: Get a mouthful of this.
Wendy: <Gasp.> I love this. Your guys are amazing, fighting against evil everywhere and doing me like this at the same time...
...ThomasDF smiles at his handiwork, grabs a box of Kleenex and slips his hand into his pants. This is going to be a great scrtiptwriting session...
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Originally posted by ThomasDF:
I can't say if I will stop posting, slow down or keep going
To continue the cinematic theme, I'm seeing the Wonderful Wizard of Oz drifting back to Omaha (or Colorado, as the case may be) in his hot-air ( ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) ) balloon as we all wave goodbye...
...and he's left us josephine to rule over us, by virtue of her...what was that again?
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ThomasDF
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Originally posted by RooK:
Gosh. It only took 9 pages for the reason to partially settle into his leaky little brainpan.
At this rate, he'll be tying his shoes by page 25 at least.
Reason? Is that what you call it? Okay.
Regardless, I still have to get back to work. And I'll have you know that I learned how to tie my shoes by page 7.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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To continue the cinematic theme, I'm seeing the Wonderful Wizard of Oz drifting back to Omaha (or Colorado, as the case may be) in his hot-air ( ) balloon as we all wave goodbye...
CUE: "Red Sails in the Sunset"
Fade to Black
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RooK
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# 1852
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Originally posted by ThomasDF:
I've spent two days solid in here and now I can see why the dragon stopped the thread.
Here's one of those tricky little English language things: "why" is often associated with a concept called a "reason". So, really, I was just quoting you.
But congratulations on the shoe tying thing.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Quick, RooK. Close it before Sarah Bernhardt makes another farewell tour.
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irreverentkit
Apostle's Amanuensis
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Oh Auntie Em, but it was real, it was. And you were in it (points to Josephine) and you (points to Rook) and even you (points to Kelly). Oh and there was a terrible witch (ref. TDF), but I'm home now and that's all that matters. Oh, Auntie Em, there's no place like home!!!
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by irreverentkit:
there's no place like home!!!
As long as we weren't followed up the driveway.
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Nonpropheteer
6 Syllable Master
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Is this where we tell the lad that once a thread gets to ten pages it is automatically closed?
Or were we just going to spring it on him? I can't remember what we are supposed to talk and what's to be kept quiet anymore. ![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif)
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irreverentkit
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Shhhhh. You're not supposed to tell our cultic secrets. Josephine will be ANGRY ...
Pass the Kool-Aid, will ya?
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mousethief
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NP, Josephine will be along in a minute to tell you how to conform.
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Josephine
Orthodox Belle
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Originally posted by Ophthalmos:
He just texted back anyway, so night all.
It worked! I did it! I sent Ophthalmos to bed!
Wow, this Queen of Hell thing is really cool. I wonder if it will work on my kids?
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irreverentkit
Apostle's Amanuensis
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The red flashing eyes and green teeth should help.
And now, my leader, whom may I hurt for you now?
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Originally posted by josephine:
It worked! I did it! I sent Ophthalmos to bed!
He needn't know you sent the text message. His roomie's probably lying dead in a ditch somewhere.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Wow, this Queen of Hell thing is really cool.
This humble apprentice bows to your infinite power, Oh Wise One!
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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That's OK. Mousethief has over 11,000 posts and he does too.
11,000 posts. That's kind of vulgar, really. [Unless you're Erin of course, and they're business related. Near miss there.]
[ 29. May 2004, 03:58: Message edited by: Sine Nomine ]
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irreverentkit
Apostle's Amanuensis
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I can't stand the suspense. Are we up to 10 pages yet?
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RooK
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Oh Queen of Hell,
Is it Your will that this thread be closed upon reaching 10 pages, as is custom on other boards?
Your Humble Servant,
Identical Clone #1852
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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That's OK. Mousethief has over 11,000 posts and he does too.
That's 'cause he has to..if he wants to sleep inside tonight.
<dunno..is THIS 10?>
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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I'll have you know that any bowing and/or scraping I do is entirely voluntary.
Ooops gotta go - um, I left something on the stove. Yeah.
I'M COMING DAMMIT!
Oh god what have I done?
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Enter marching horde of robed clones, droning mystic chant in dull monotones... conform..comform..comform..
Scented smoke wafts eerily through the air..
A glowing figure of a woman approaches the dias..
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Josephine est domina.... WHACK!
TDF ut requiam..... WHACK!
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Suddenly a scream is heard off-stage...EEIIIYAA!! PAGE 10 !!!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Originally posted by Zeck:
Suddenly a scream is heard off-stage...EEIIIYAA!! PAGE 10 !!!
Is that a premature ejaculation?
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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The blasphemer Zeck attempts to pull the sticky pages of his choir book apart..
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RooK
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# 1852
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Nuthin' getz clowszd, less da boss-lady SAYS it getz clowzd.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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I thought this was A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE!!!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Da boss-lady is reading to the 8yo. She should be free in about half an hour.
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Alfred E. Neuman
What? Me worry?
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Oh Josephine! Rise from your place of rest and bless us with your presence! Cast this rehashed thread into the abyss of your condemnation! Please for our souls sake, we beseech thee!!
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Nonpropheteer
6 Syllable Master
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I'm still all confused. Are we waiting for Josephine, Sarky or Rook? Which is the Queen of hell?
I thought this was all just ot help fluff up MT's post count so he could get ahead of Erin
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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1. It's Josephine.
2. I've been ahead of Erin for 3 days now.
3. There is no point 3.
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Nonpropheteer
6 Syllable Master
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1. then waht is ROok the queen of?
2. I would rather be behind an alligator than ahead of it.
3. Thereis no spoon.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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1. I am not aware that rOOk is a queen at all. Maybe you have him confused with Sine?
2. Hey, we all have our sexual fetishes.
3. There is ice cream fork.
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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I was working so I couldn't play. But now, back to business...
TOM! THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS! Say it! Say it, monkey!
[edited to fix UBB]
[ 29. May 2004, 04:41: Message edited by: Spiffy da WonderSheep ]
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Oh C'mon, spiffy, you know Thomas won't back down. He'll stand his ground. And he won't back down.
I wonder if his last name is Petty? It fits.
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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quote:
Originally posted by Mousethief:
Oh C'mon, spiffy, you know Thomas won't back down. He'll stand his ground. And he won't back down.
I wonder if his last name is Petty? It fits.
And right now the stereo is playing 'Last Dance with Mary Jane', you know, I'm starting to think you ARE married to the ruler of the World.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Well she's the ruler of my heart, anyway.
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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Awwww. That's so sweet!
P.s. to Tommy Boy - THERE ARE FIVE LIGHTS!
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Zeke
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Awwwwwwwwww. ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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RooK
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# 1852
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Will somebody shut up the damn consort?
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Josephine
Orthodox Belle
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Thanks, everyone, for such a fun thread! It was a tough week, and I was feeling stressed and overwhelmed. And this thread had me laughing out loud! Laughter is really good medicine.
So, ThomasDF, thank you for providing the entertainment. I shall have to promote you, too: let's see ... Knave Thomas. That will have to do.
Thanks, Spiffy, Kelly, Grits, Sine, and everyone else. This was great fun.
Now, RooK, you may close the thread.
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RooK
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# 1852
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Of course, Your Highness.
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