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Johann
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I wish people would back off the Anglican diocese of Sydney, just because we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!
[ 17. July 2004, 03:32: Message edited by: RooK ]
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Goldfish Stew
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What a first post. It takes balls* to do that.
*or ignorance
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Peppone
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quote:
Originally posted by Johann:
I wish people would back off the Anglican diocese of Sydney, just because we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!
OK, we'll all leave you alone now, if not follow your model. You've won us over.
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mousethief
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Dang, and here I thought the Orthodox Church was following the apostolic model. Now I see the error of my ways and am converting to Sydney Anglicanism.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Johann
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danke shun, it gets my goat that they attack us(other oz dioceses) about we thinking that the son is inferiour to the father WHICH we dont and they think that Christ didnt return as flesh
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Left at the Altar
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Is this tantrum over the All Saints thread?
Johann, dear, we're just having a laugh. You don't seriously think that Julia Roberts is meant to accurately portray the Archbishop? Or that the Archbishop having twins to a ballroom dancing Mad Max Clone is having a go at the doicese? It's an arthouse film script for goodness sake.
Read back over the last three pages of the thread. You should get the drift.
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Ian Climacus
Liturgical Slattern
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I wish Sydney would back off! Leave us sub-Christians to our own devices...
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Robert Armin
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Hey! Can I be a sub-Christian too? Or do you have to live in Sidney to qualify?
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PeterY
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I am only a recent immigrant to Oz, but it seems that I have made the wrong choice of Diocese - may God forgive me!
Johann,I saw, over on the Australian thread in All Saints your interesting comment:
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pick on the anglican diocese of Sydney all you want, we know WE are right!
As I said, I am new to Australia and know very little; are you saying that all of US are wrong?
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Veritas
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Indeed it would seem so, PeterY.
Someone who seems to think their PARTICULAR sub-group of one denomination is the only right one?
Run away, run away!!! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Cod
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quote:
Originally posted by Johann:
danke shun, it gets my goat that they attack us(other oz dioceses) about we thinking that the son is inferiour to the father WHICH we dont and they think that Christ didnt return as flesh
Christ has returned??
No-one told me. Clearly the Sydney Anglicans were right after all.
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PeterY
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If Our Lord has indeed returned, in Sydney, than that really buggers up my plans for the weekend, with the possibility of the end of the world etc.
There again, I suppose that it will make our Diocesan Synod tomorrow a bit pointless, as well as all those Sunday services (or don't we now call them 'meetings'?) So, a bit of a lie in.
It's all swings and roundabouts.
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Left at the Altar
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Damn. I was going to spend tonight drinking and fornicating. I'd better get repenting.
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Leprechaun
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Johann.
God Bless you. You mean well. And you probably couldn't fit more than a sheet of paper between me and you theologically. But the way to get people to lay off the Diocese of Sydney is not to post a patronising, and somewhat inaccurate one sentence rant in Hell.
This will have, in fact, quite the opposite effect.
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dyfrig
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quote:
Originally posted by Johann:
we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!
How terribly interesting.
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jugular
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*prepares to release the Wrath of Jugular™*
Listen here, Johann, you are an ignorant, arrogant fuck-monkey and you and all your kind should be cast into the outer darkness where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth. When you get there, your and your arse-clown buddies can all sit around smugly quoting scripture and patting one another on the back in admiration at one another's oh so fucking holy ways.
This fuck-knuckle is probably a troll or a sock-puppet. But it was nice to get it out of my system.
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strathclydezero
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You're just jealous Jugular, what with having to compromise and interpret all the time and all that ![[Biased]](wink.gif) .
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Lurker McLurker™
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Originally posted by Johann:
I wish people would back off the Anglican diocese of Sydney, just because we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!
Don't you get it?
You are being attacked because you follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world! It's persecution. Those who refuse to follow the world will be persecuted. It's in the Bible!
If people were backing off, it would show you weren't really following Jesus. You should be grateful for any attacks.
You should thank anyone who criticises Sydney, because their posts show that you are uncompromising True Christians™
Why not start a thread in All Saints thanking those that attack you? You'll be heaping burning coals on their head or something.
And every time you see a post criticising the Diocese of Sydney, you should REJOICE!
[ 03. June 2004, 09:35: Message edited by: Lurker McLurker ]
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Lurker McLurker™
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Oh, and because persecution is the mark of the True Christian™, those who attack the Diocese of Sydney are actually doing the Lord's work. You are helping people like Johann realise they are in the right. So keep on attacking, it is the loving, Christian thing to do.
ATTACK SYDNEY FOR JESUS!
[ 03. June 2004, 09:52: Message edited by: Lurker McLurker ]
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
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See what you've done, Johann? You've united the heretics.
And you've inspired nasty talk in All Saints. Which is not nice. We are nice to each other there.
Silly boy.
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FatMac
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quote:
Originally posted by Johann:
I wish people would back off the Anglican diocese of Sydney, just because we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!
You stupid prick, Johann. If you want people to lay off Sydney Anglicans, then take your flaming arrogance and shove it where the sun don't shine!
I'm all for 'live and let live' as a general principle but it is the kind of "we're right and all the world is wrong" that you evince in your post that gives my beloved faith a bad name.
So just crawl back into your hole in the ground and suck your thumb for a bit mate, 'cause its the adults playing around here and you're not wanted.
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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
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Stand up, stand up for Jensen
ye soldiers of the south;
an instrument of torture -
I wish he'd shut his mouth.
He speaks of male headship
and isn't keen on queers;
he doesn't like the Carthlicks,
and won't respect his peers.
Stand up, stand up for Jensen,
he's really, really great,
so long as you hate Evensong,
so long as you love hate.
His brother runs St Andrews,
his nephew runs the schools,
his wife's in charge of women.
He must think we're all fools.
Stand up, stand up for Jensen,
he's got us by the balls -
he knows he's got the money,
the power and the Word.
His trinity is Father,
Bible, OHP;
his version of the Articles
makes Newman look PC.
[ 03. June 2004, 10:22: Message edited by: dyfrig ]
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Pyx_e
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Stands back and admires Dyfrig's brain fart.
Wow dude.
It is v funny.
P
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Amos
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Yeah, but I am distressed with that bit in the final stanza where a word needs to be found to rhyme with 'balls'--or else one to rhyme with 'Word'. For a small fee, I can think of that one for you.
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Puppycat
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Still coming to grips with the whole engaging in reasoned debate, presenting arguments, etc are we johann? Oh dear, you sound like the type to stamp your foot and threaten to hold your breath too unless we stopped picking on Jensen & Co Pty Ltd. Well I'm convinced. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
Okay, you're right, we're all wrong. Are you happy now? ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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NO
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Troll? Sockpuppet? No way is this one serious.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
Troll? Sockpuppet? No way is this one serious.
Fair idea Norman. Makes me wonder if this one isn't a scriptwriter too. After all, he did arrive at about the time the Tiger left.
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Mathmo
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Originally posted by Brains:
Here Here
Um, do you mean "hear, hear"? As in "listen to this, I agree"?
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NO
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
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Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
Troll? Sockpuppet? No way is this one serious.
Fair idea Norman. Makes me wonder if this one isn't a scriptwriter too. After all, he did arrive at about the time the Tiger left.
He posted on one of the late lamented ThomasDF's threads. He also uses some very odd spellings ( including incorrect spelling of German ), and has a profile that looks decidedly dodgy. Not one of his recent posts could be described as anything other than strange. I'm not saying it's Thomas, but I do think this person is less than serious.
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chive
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Norman,
Have you ever considered giving up playing with your organ and coming to work as a detective?
I've got a spare big metal hitty stick you could borrow if required. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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NO
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How about I keep playing the organ and work as a detective part-time? Then I can take the hitty stick to church with me and sort a few ongoing problems out
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The Expatriate Theolinguist
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Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
He posted on one of the late lamented ThomasDF's threads.
Yeah... and ThomasDF posted something twenty minutes after that. He must have been created before ThomasDF left us. Hmmm...
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Ferijen
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Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
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Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
Troll? Sockpuppet? No way is this one serious.
Fair idea Norman. Makes me wonder if this one isn't a scriptwriter too. After all, he did arrive at about the time the Tiger left.
He posted on one of the late lamented ThomasDF's threads. He also uses some very odd spellings ( including incorrect spelling of German ), and has a profile that looks decidedly dodgy. Not one of his recent posts could be described as anything other than strange. I'm not saying it's Thomas, but I do think this person is less than serious.
I think someone is just showing off about how many links to not-so-easy-to-link-to bits of the ship he can do in one short post. Norman, I thought better of you
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The Riv
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There's a Diocese down there?
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NO
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[to Ferinjen]
It did occur to me that there were rather a lot of them, and I nearly wrote some sort of self-deprecating apology for it, but then remembered: this is Hell, dammit, it's war and there are no rules.
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Luke
Soli Deo Gloria
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Originally posted by kiwigoldfish:
What a first post. It takes balls* to do that.
*or ignorance
or courage
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Originally posted by Luke:
quote:
Originally posted by kiwigoldfish:
What a first post. It takes balls* to do that.
*or ignorance
or courage
See, the courage bit is kinda covered by the 'balls', as it were
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Sine Nomine*
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Originally posted by Norman the Organ:
How about I keep playing the organ and work as a detective part-time?
I thought playing the organ was your part-time work. It's not like you pick the hymns or anything like that.
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NO
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Hence all the spare time I have to fill by posting links to obscure parts of the site.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by Luke:
quote:
Originally posted by kiwigoldfish:
What a first post. It takes balls* to do that.
*or ignorance
or courage
That's what "balls" means you fucktard.
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FatMac
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Originally posted by Mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by Luke:
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Originally posted by kiwigoldfish:
What a first post. It takes balls* to do that.
*or ignorance
or courage
That's what "balls" means you fucktard.
Now now, MT. Don't forget your pills. See how Sarky achived the same thing above without falling prey to sinful rancour?
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Rancour is sinful? Shit. This wrecks everything.
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Nunc Dimittis
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Don't you get it?
You are being attacked because you follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world! It's persecution. Those who refuse to follow the world will be persecuted. It's in the Bible!
If people were backing off, it would show you weren't really following Jesus. You should be grateful for any attacks.
You should thank anyone who criticises Sydney, because their posts show that you are uncompromising True Christians™
Why not start a thread in All Saints thanking those that attack you? You'll be heaping burning coals on their head or something.
And every time you see a post criticising the Diocese of Sydney, you should REJOICE!
LurkerMcLurker!
And Dyfrig... Oh my. Sides splitting here...
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Originally posted by Mousethief:
Rancour is sinful? Shit. This wrecks everything.
MT, try swapping your sinful rancour for righteous anger
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mousethief
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Originally posted by Sarkycow:
MT, try swapping your sinful rancour for righteous anger
I can do that? Cool! Do you have to, like, go to some particular shop or something? or the bank? or that place at the airport where they sell you foreign money?
[ 03. June 2004, 14:01: Message edited by: Mousethief ]
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John Donne
Renaissance Man
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quote:
Originally posted by Johann:
I wish people would back off the Anglican diocese of Sydney, just because we follow sound biblical doctrine and not the world!
Tee hee! Armed in the Full Armour of God, Johann tip toes into Hell to do battle with the jaded hordes of cynics.
But where is his Sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God? Instead, he has a papier mache sword made out of bits of the bible.
New Improved Spirit-replacement, get one now!
The Sword of Sound Biblical Doctrine.
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Lurker McLurker™
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Swapping your sinful rancour for righteous anger is easy to do. All that is required is to not swear, and use biblical-sounding language. With quotes from Scripture a bonus. If you had said abomination instead of fucktard people would be bowing down. You could also make a reference to spitting him out of your mouth but, this being Hell, someone would make a snide comment about oral sex.
Some of the early Church Fathers excelled at insulting people while appearing Holy. St. John Chrysostom was a master at this, though St. Paul got an emasculation reference into the Bible, which is clever work.
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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quote:
Originally posted by Lurker McLurker:
Swapping your sinful rancour for righteous anger is easy to do. All that is required is to not swear, and use biblical-sounding language. With quotes from Scripture a bonus. If you had said abomination instead of fucktard people would be bowing down. You could also make a reference to spitting him out of your mouth but, this being Hell, someone would make a snide comment about oral sex.
Some of the early Church Fathers excelled at insulting people while appearing Holy. St. John Chrysostom was a master at this, though St. Paul got an emasculation reference into the Bible, which is clever work.
That sounds too much like hard work, Lurker.
My way is easier.
MT, repeat after me: What I displayed was righteous anger, not sinful rancour.
Repeat that five times.
There ya go, righteous anger instead of sinful rancour
That'll be £25.
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Og: Thread Killer
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Somebody wake the OP'r up...posted once, left.
Gotta engage a bit more as we all get off track so easily. Or are you into 5 second passions?
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