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Source: (consider it) Thread: Hell: The god of Islam is not the god of the bible
ChastMastr
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Of course, it could also be argued that Mohammed was indeed inspired (or partly inspired) by a malevolent spirit, but that this is not the same as saying that all of his followers are so inspired. There are other Christianity-contradicting religions the world over which claim to have visions of their deities or their deities' attendant spirits; shall we then say that they, too, are all inspired by evil spirits?

Some would indeed argue that. If so, though, do we really put all members of these religions in the same class as someone who is directly inspired as Mohammed or such, or regard them as people who are (at least partly) mistaken -- whatever the source of their founder's teachings? Because it is easy to cry "Oh, no! Mohammed must have met an evil spirit" and then run with it to "All Muslims are demonically inspired" with all the paranoid fears implied. It's simply not the same thing. Do we regard the Hindus in the same way?

What about Christians who have "charismatic" experiences which are doctrinally dodgy or even heretical? (Not that all or even most are, but certainly they can't all be right!) If someone says they have a vision from God and they're wrong about what they say He is telling them, does it mean their followers (who may be doing the best they know) are specially tainted somehow?

Perhaps this would be less of an inflammatory issue if we separate the issue of "was Mohammed in contact with something malevolent pretending to be Gabriel" from the view of Muslims in general. I largely see Islam as a heresy of Judeo-Christian religion rather than something wholly outside. (And the same goes for Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and the like -- I think their doctrines even about the nature of God to be very mistaken but I don't regard them as outsiders to Christianity altogether.)

In any case, I think the God of Islam is the God of the Bible and of Christianity and Judaism -- but Islam has some things wrong about Him -- rather than that Allah is something like, say, Zeus or Thor.

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Father Gregory

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I agree with you ChastMastr except in the last sentence ... he got MOST things wrong. About the only thing he got right was that there is only one God.

PS ... I forgot to mention about Ibrahim nearly sacrificing the wrong son. If there was ever evidence of selective history rewriting, this is it.

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quote:
Originally posted by Fr. Gregory:
He even raids the gnostic gospels for the legend of the boy Jesus making clay pigeons, breathing on them, clapping his hands, and hey! they fly away. As for preaching from the manger, well I ask you.

Just a few pedantic points. The apocryphal infancy gospels are goofy, but not gnostic. Also, there is no manger in the Q'ran: Mary gives birth alone in the wilderness and the infant Jesus speaks up in her defense when she returns to town and is accused of unchastity. Finally, I have no memory of the clay bird story in the Q'ran. Is it in some other Islamic source?

Sorry, I'm an incurable pedant. But I also think that if we're going to criticize Islam, we have to get the details right.

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003.049
YUSUFALI: "And (appoint him) a messenger to the Children of Israel, (with this message): "'I have come to you, with a Sign from your Lord, in that I make for you out of clay, as it were, the figure of a bird, and breathe into it, and it becomes a bird by Allah's leave: And I heal those born blind, and the lepers, and I quicken the dead, by Allah's leave; and I declare to you what ye eat, and what ye store in your houses. Surely therein is a Sign for you if ye did believe;

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FCB

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Thanks. I stand corrected.

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Go, Alaric! My thoughts precisely!
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My take it that Islam is simply a Judaeo-Christian heresy. There are muslims who are our political and military enemies but religiously Islam (the world's most successful christian heresy) is no more religiously dangerous than Mormonism (the world's second most successful heresy)
Mohammed is no more likely to have been demon possessed than Pope Urban II. Mohammed was a great political leader that reformed a people and built a civilization. Sadly he was a misguided but sincere mystic and did not have a proper understanding of christian truth.
Yet being religiously misguided is all a matter of degree.
Presumably if we sincerely disagree theologically with other Shipmates from time to time then we must consider that they too don't (relatively speaking) have the full understanding of the divine mind (but we ae too polite to say so)

Below, for your education, I have set out Splodge's guide to the pecking order of the great religions/prophets. My schema seeks to "rightly divide the word of truth" and shows which prophets are closer than others to the full measure of the divine truth and the Counsel's of the Almighty. In descending order of spiritual enlightenment:-

Jesus
The Splodgite christian sect
St Paul
Shipmates I disagree with
Bishop Spong
Judaism (all flavours)
Mohammed/Pope Urban II (tie at 7th place)
Jehovah's Witnesses
Mormons
The Bogomils
Sikhism/Zoroastrianism
Buddhism/Taoism/Advaita Vedanta (equally plausible)
Worshippers of the Goddess Kali
Shamanism
Fetish worship
Methodism (surely some mistake? Ed.)

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ROTFL!

Hail the prophet Splodge!

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I have read of historians calling Islam the last flowering of Hellenic Culture, in that although Mohammed started off in Arabia Islam was developed as a religion in the Hellenic world which it then destroyed. I suppose in that way it is similar to Christianity which started off in Israel and was developed in the Hellenic world. Perhaos the Hellenic gloss on both religions is what gives them their similarities (other than their narrative similarities)

However I see Islam as anti-christian in that Christainity is a religion of grace while (in my understanding at least) Islam is a religion of works. Also Islam tends towards a belief in double predestination which added to the works element makes it difficult (but not impossible) for me to see the God of Israel (Jesus's father) as being the same as Allah.

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One can endlessly compare the behaviour of Christians and Muslims, and similarly compare the Bible with the Koran. It gets us nowhere. What can we point to that is unique to Christianity, something simply not available to Muslims?

Cautious suggestion: that there is no possibility of being born again by following Koranic teaching.

I realize this may open more questions than it answers...

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Eh-Oh Po! And welcome to the Ship!

My son Scrambled Eggs is a big fan of yours!

You have scored a hit with your first post! Ding-ding-ding! Cigar, or coconut?

I suspect that a number of Shipmates may be familiar with the writings of your alter ego...

Big Hug!
Bye-Bye, Po!

Ham'n'Eggs


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Oscar the Grouch

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quote:
Originally posted by Astro:
I see Islam as anti-christian in that Christainity is a religion of grace while (in my understanding at least) Islam is a religion of works.

It worries me that people who don't seem to have much clue about the realities of Islam find it so easy to pass swingeing judgement upon it.

Talk to any half way sensible Muslim about his/her faith for 30 seconds and you'll quickly discover that Islam is far from being a "religion of works". In fact, you might go so far as to say that Islam is as much a "religion of grace" as Christianity.

Christians and Muslims may differ considerably on how we are to respond to God's grace and indeed upon how we perceive God (there isn't a similar concept of "Abba" within Islam, as far as I know) - but for Muslims, God is full of grace.

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I'll do my usual insertion of pseudo-random, but possibly appropriate stuff.

Here's a starter. A few years ago, I studied a number of faiths, and one of them was Islam. Now, a significant part of the Islamic picture of God is 'The One', which unpacks to the twin concepts that God is indivisible and God thus cannot be incarnate in the world (and thus, critically, Jesus, being human, could not be God). The separateness and holiness of God is overwhelming, so that all sorts of restrictions abound in regard to images, his names, etc., as found in much of Judaism and some Christian churches.

The points made earlier about not Islam not acknowledging Jesus as saviour are, in fact, rather understated - the idea of God becoming man would in fact be blasphemous in Islam, a viewpoint which seems from our viewpoint perhaps close to the heresy of dualism. (Though in their borrowing from Judaic sources there is a certain degree of scope in textual ambiguity to argue that God is described incarnate in the Q'ran, the theological stance is invariable from my experience - though some folks may know otherwise).

Whether or how this assists our understanding of the question at hand, I leave to the debate.


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Judging Islam on its similarity to Christianity tells you nothing about the worthiness of Islam and everything about one’s own beliefs.

I’m sure that we could all find equally bigoted threads on Islamic sites. Being a bit post modern I don’t feel the need to measure straightness with my wonky stick.

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Matt Black

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quote:
Originally posted by ChastMastr:
What about Christians who have "charismatic" experiences which are doctrinally dodgy or even heretical? (Not that all or even most are, but certainly they can't all be right!) If someone says they have a vision from God and they're wrong about what they say He is telling them, does it mean their followers (who may be doing the best they know) are specially tainted somehow?

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Good point. As a charismatic myself, I am well aware that this is something against which I and my fellow-charismatics need to be strictly on our guard. IMO, ANY revelation purporting to be from God that contradicts or goes beyond the Canon of Scripture has to be suspect in terms of its origins (either from Man or from The Other Place), and that goes for Islam, Mormonism or a neo-gnostic post-canonical teaching like Prosperity Theology.

But to return yet again to the question of the OP, I canot see how Allah and the God of the Bible can be one and the same. At some point, the concept of God as espoused by religions such as Mormonism and Islam becomes so stretched and different from the Christian concept of God that, notwithstanding that the Being that is worshipped is called 'God', He/She/It is not the same. An essential touchstone of the Christian concept of God is the divinity of Jesus and the belief that in Him God has made Himself manifest to us. Since both Islam and Mormonism deny that divinity (Mormons if I recall correctly believe Jeuss to be God's son and Satan's brother but certainly not God Himself), it follows that the god in which they believe is essentially fundamentally different from the God of the Bible

"In the beginning God created Man in His own image and ever since Man has been repaying the favour" (can't remember who said that but very appropriate for this thread methinks)

Yours in Christ

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Simple question Matt, is the God of the Jews the same as the God of the Christians?

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Matt Black

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In that particular case, Sean, I would say yes, but the Jews have an incomplete revelation of (the same) God, the fullness of that revelation only being found in the incarnation of Jesus. That is the exception that proves the rule however, and Rev 22:18 makes it clear that those who add to this come to a sticky end, so as a Christian there is no way that I could subscribe to any subsequent revelation or revelation that is outwith Scripture, whether that be that of Mohammed, Joseph Smith, or for that matter any of my charismatic friends who might come out with a flaky ‘vision’ or two (and believe you me I know a few of those!)

Yours in Christ

Matt

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I'm not suggestiont you subscribe to any of them. But if the Jews are worship the same God, but have an incomplete vision of him, I do not understand why you insist that Muslims worship a different God rather than the same one but with (quite a lot) of inaccuracies about His nature.

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Matt Black

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Sean, I refer you to what I wrote above. The Jews worship God as revealed in the OT, which revelation has its culmination in the NT (hence incomplete but the same God); the Muslims IMO worship a god outwith the canon of Scripture (hence different). Sorry, not more time (have to dash!) but that's the rather unelaborate nub of it

Yours In Christ

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Ham'n'Eggs

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The idea that God should be limited by the canon of scripture is highly bizzarre, and smacks of bibliolatory!

As Christians, we generally believe that "all that is needful for salvation" is found in the Bible. So any other conception of God that anyone else can have, automatically makes it to be about another God?

<Spock>That is illogical Captain!</Spock>


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Callan
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OK, Let's try another approach.

I think that most of us here believe that God exists - that God is a real phenomenon.

Let us, by analogy, consider a real phenomenon, an elephant.

A relativist approach to God might be seen in the parable of the blind men who each felt an elephant and decided that it was several quite different things. The man who felt its tail thought that it was like a rope. The man who felt its tusks thought that it was like a spear, and so on.

Now most Christians reject this view. The orthodox, (and as I understand it the Orthodox) position is that whilst God is in essence unknowable he has revealed himself primarily but not exclusively through Christ and the Church. If you like, we are in the position of someone who had watched a documentary about elephants. We may not know the body temperature of an elephant, or the gestation period of the elephants young, or it's exact evolutionary relationship with moetherium but we do know that it is big and grey and intelligent and vegetarian and lives in Africa and India. If you like, the documentary is analogous to God's revelation of himself in Christ.

Now imagine a hack author, a Von Daniken or Graham Hancock, writes a book about elephants suggesting that elephants are intelligent beings from the planet newageguff and were brought here in a spacecraft shortly after the sinking of Atlantis. They argue that the veneration of Ganesh by Hindus is evidence of their superior intelligence.

Now it is quite legitimate for those of us who have watched the documentary to reject this view as nonsense. It may be the case that those who read and believe the book by our hack author end up behaving in ways we believe are incorrect. It might even be that those who take the theories seriously end up behaving in ways we find offensive.

However we are both talking about elephants. We are both talking about the same thing. There are not two kinds of elephants, those described by the reputable documentary and those described by the hack author. There is one kind of elephant which is understood imperfectly by those of us who have watched the documentary and which is understood incorrectly by those who have read the book.

If we were talking about entities that did not exist, Martians for example, it would be legitimate to talk about two different kinds of Martian. For example those that appear in War of the Worlds and those that appear in Quatermass and the Pit. It makes sense for an atheist to suggest that there are two entities, or more properly constructs, which might be termed "The God of the Bible" and "The God of Islam". But if one believes in God you are talking about one entity and two sets of statements about Him, one true and one false, or at least less true.

To be a Christian it is only necessary to believe that Muslims have incorrect beliefs about God. It is not necessary to believe that they worship the devil.

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ChastMastr
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I wholly agree, Yaffle! (Weren't you Professor Yaffle before?)

I've held back here but I have to disagree with the claim that the God of Islam is that different from the Judeo-Christian God. While we do have different theology and even different ethics to an extent (depending on interpretation), we do generally believe:

(1) there is one God
(2) He is utter good and not evil
(3) He is merciful
(4) He is also just (how the last two play out is part of the differences between not only Christianity and Islam, but different Christians and different Muslims -- we should not leave out that both sides have practiced "holy war" for example -- and both sides can point to, say, Israel vs. the Canaanites as precedent, whether this is a right or wrong interpretation)
(5) there is an afterlife to which the righteous (in some sense) will receive joy and the wicked (in some sense) will receive punishment
(6) we both revere the books of Moses and such as sacred Scripture
(7) we both believe that idolatry is forbidden and that pagans and polytheists should be shown that there is one God who made everything
Etc. -- the list does go on. If you took a Muslim and a Christian to any polytheistic culture, they would think we were practically the same religion, comparing us with worshipping multiple gods, gods who are not primarily concerned with right conduct, the approach to the afterlife, etc.

Obviously (from my other posts) I believe Christianity is right when it conflicts with Islam, but this doesn't make Islam something like, say, Hinduism, which does not make the claim that God appeared to this guy named Abram millennia ago and told him to follow Him.

If a Muslim and I were transported back in time to the Roman era and commanded to worship the Emperor or die, I think we'd probably, despite our differences, be glad to face death together as (while in opposition to some extent) fellow worshippers of the One God. I'd pray that God would accept his martyrdom as much as I'd hope He'd accept mine. We're very used, nowadays, to the notion of there being One God, and that being the default, but it is not the way the world was for the most part for most of human history.

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I remember reading through the 99 names of God in Islamic tradition. I couldn't find any I disagreed with.

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yaffle, thank you. thats what i was trying to get at all those posts ago with my college president analogy.

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Yaffle, I really like your elephants and documentary analogy a lot. Excellently explained.

It chimes with my research that at the heart of all religion is an awareness of the same God - it is surely this awareness, this "eternity set in the hearts of men" that drives the religious impulse in the first place. But of course God's nature is perceived and misperceived, understood and distorted in every religion. Thus IMO every religion including Islam has a greater or lesser understanding of God and his ways.
The fact that all religious people are in a sense seeking God, albeit in very crude, half blind, even harmful ways sometimes, is the best explanation account to for the commonalities and "perennial philosophy" shared by all faiths.
So yes, Allah is the same God as the christian God but God's nature as revealed in Christ and recorded in the bible is misunderstood or inadequately realised by muslims
(however this is no racial slur, for Mohammed & muslim probably have no more an inadequate and distorted understanding of christian doctrine than you would also find among members of the average unchurched white "christian" population)

It might be worth mentioning that muslims believe that we, the 'Ahl-kitab' the people of the book = jews & christians, do have the same God as them, but that we have distorted the testimony of our own prophets e.g moses, jesus who basically taught pure Islam.

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A further example of the difference between the God of Islam and the God of the Old Testament has emerged recently: the willingness of Islamic Jihad / Hamas to kill randomly and in large numbers for the targeted killing of their members. This is in blatant violation of the OT rule that revenge must be limited to an eye for an eye, so the maximum they can claim to kill in response is one Israeli leader. Instead they go all out...

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Eanswyth

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That's like saying that the God of the Catholic Church is not the God of the Bible because the IRA kill innocent people. What crap! [Disappointed] [Roll Eyes]
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I'm not intimately acquainted with the Qu'ran (my Bible knowledge is shaky enough) but if you think that Islam is an inherently nasty religion I think you should take this quiz from our old friends at the Landover Baptist parody site and check out the answers.

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quote:
Originally posted by Eanswyth:
That's like saying that the God of the Catholic Church is not the God of the Bible because the IRA kill innocent people. What crap! [Disappointed] [Roll Eyes]

Oh please - the modern IRA is not Catholic, it is explicitly atheist and Marxist, and doesn't seek the commendation of the church. By contrast Al-Quieda etc claims to be good Muslims, so this is a more valid question.

Note that this is an OLD thread which I started, so Skielight, you need to be cautious about rushing into the debate without reading at least some of this thread; your point is discussed implicitly elsewhere.

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Hello! Wakey, wakey! The IRA used to play the oppressed Catholic card to get sympathy from Irish-Americans. JUST LIKE the terrorist group Al Qaida play the Islam card to get sympathy. They are both a bunch of terrorists who use/have used a veneer of religion to try to fool the public. Al Qaida claim to be good Muslims, but a majority of Muslims renounce their practices.

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Note that this is an OLD thread which I started, so Skielight, you need to be cautious about rushing into the debate without reading at least some of this thread; your point is discussed implicitly elsewhere.

I've read the whole thing. Just because I don't agree with you doesn't mean that I haven't heard the arguments, many, many times before. I know that the point has been made implicitly: I wanted to make it again, in more explicit tones. It was this kind of argument that put me off religion for years. [Disappointed] As for it being an old thread, it was you who dredged it up again recently, not me.

As for my faith: I'm a Christian. That's a working hypothesis. It's not a "la la la I can't hear you" statement to the "opposition". Although I'm not a Muslim, I'm perfectly happy to accept that Islam is the working hypothesis of other people. Had I been born in Iran, it's highly unlikely that I would have come to Christianity so there's no call for me to be smug about anything.

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Wow Skielight, my honest and sincere congratulations on reading the whole of it - that's a major achievement. I'd love to contribute to the gay thread but don't have the enthusiasm to wade through it all....

But I'm still missing something - what is the core of your objection to this approach? Are you saying that you don't believe it is possible for it to be true that Islam is a false religion? And that such a claim must be automatically rejected? On what grounds? If there are false spirits out there in objective rebellion against God, then it is not unreasonable to argue that they would do something like this. To assume that it doesn't happen is either the same argument as David Hume follows against the Ressurrection, and is equally impossible to establish, or the essentially liberal argument that God wouldn't allow it to happen, ignoring the hints in the NT about the God of this world blinding the eyes of unbelievers. In both cases your argument is strongly dependent on a certain set of presuppositions, which are not uncontestable.

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Originally posted by Ender's Shadow:

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Originally posted by Eanswyth:
That's like saying that the God of the Catholic Church is not the God of the Bible because the IRA kill innocent people. What crap!
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Oh please - the modern IRA is not Catholic, it is explicitly atheist and Marxist, and doesn't seek the commendation of the church. By contrast Al-Quieda etc claims to be good Muslims, so this is a more valid question.

This is splitting hairs. Whatever the appropriateness of the specific example of the IRA (which was supported by Catholic Clergy and laity, although not officially by the hierarchy and certainly not by the Holy Father) it is hardly difficult to find instances of religious atrocities committed in the name of God by Catholics, Orthodox and Protestants: by both Christians and Jews. It is intellectually disreputable to point to their murderers as evidence that Islam was inspired by Auld Hornie, whilst writing off our murderers as an unfortunate lapse. Sectarian drivel is the kindest description of such a position.

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The God of Islam IS the God of the Bible. Because God is far above any human constructions of Him. We can never entirely conceive even our own tradition's conception of God, in my view.

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In order to understand God, we have to combine the different understandings of God as determined by Christians and Muslims? Following that line, we would have to include what every other religion and cult believe God to be and combine them into one being, whom we should worship.

I don't think so.

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Originally posted by sharkshooter:
In order to understand God, we have to combine the different understandings of God as determined by Christians and Muslims?

Did I say that? No.

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Following that line, we would have to include what every other religion and cult believe God to be and combine them into one being, whom we should worship.
Why? You jump from A to B too quickly, and I never took away the exclusivity of Christianity!

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Let's restate the question that I am asking and see if people can respond to that question: is the 'God' who sent 'Gabriel' to give 'The Prophet' the Koran

a) The same God as the one who spoke to Abraham and the prophets and who can to earth as Jesus

b) A figment of 'the Prophet's' imagination

c) Another spirit who is an enemy of the one true God who intentionally set out to deceive this man / worked with the man to deceive his listeners

I'm a fan of view c. Which doesn't prevent some people within Islam ending up in practice worshipping the true God, but it makes it a lot harder than if the prophet had not a spokesman for a deceiving spirit.

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The irony is, of course, that you are working from a position of Quranic literalism. i.e. you are assuming that the accounts of Mohammed being visited by an Angel in the Quran are true, but disputing the identity of the Angel in question. Furthermore you overlook the results of recent scholarship which suggest that the Quran is both more recent and more heterogenous than Islamic accounts would indicate.

What if Mohammed wasn't visited by an Angel but his visions were the result of psychosomatic causes? Lots of people see Angels, I'm surely not obliged to believe that all the Angels in question are genuine. There seem to me three possible positions.

1/ All visions have supernatural causes.
2/ Some visions have supernatural causes.
3/ No visions have supernatural causes.

Now unless one is committed to the first of these propositions it is the simpler and more defensible position - unless, of course one is a Muslim - to suggest that Mohammed didn't encounter a supernatural being. It seems absurdly superstitious to assume that any given account of a supernatural occurrence has supernatural causes and that those "supernatural" occurences one disapproves of are clearly the work of Mephistopheles.

I think Ender, that having committed yourself to a fundamentalist interpretation of revelation, you are projecting this onto the Quran. If our texts were revealed by supernatural entities, their texts must be. But they disagree with us therefore their texts must be revealed by bad supernatural entities. You therefore, as has been pointed out, commit yourself to an interpretation of history where our lot must be given the benefit of the doubt whereas their lot must be judged by their worst possible manifestations in order to give credence to the thesis of Satanic inspiration.

I beg you to consider the role of the human, the contingent, the historical and the natural in the affairs of the Great Religions. The causes of violence and atrocity in human history do not derive from Beelzebub whispering falsehoods in peoples ears but rather from the assumption that ones own group possesses the Truth in all its fulness whereas all other beliefs are Satanic counterfeits.

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It's a far comment to argue that perhaps Mohammed's visions were not the result of a spiritual encounter but psychosomatic; quite where that leaves their authority is however less clear - that his material still clearly contradicts the bible in vast swathes still remains clear, though it does reduce the light cast on the original issue of this thread.

What however I am far less happy with is the suggestion that Mohammed didn't get the Koran all at once - that in effect he lied about it's origin. It is mainstream to make the same allegation about the book of Revelation - that John wrote it over an extended period, and not as a result of a single vision, and I'm not a fan of that view either. However with the Koran there is the fact that the only miracle which Mohammed makes claim to is his reception of the book, and so we are placing him in the position of being a total charlatan. I guess I prefer simple solutions and trusting people to say what they mean, and either accept the whole package or nothing....

Perhaps we can agree that 'the inspiration of the Koran is not the God who inspired the Old and New Testaments'? This covers both the position that it was given by another spiritual entity or that it was created by Mohammed.

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But I'm still missing something - what is the core of your objection to this approach? Are you saying that you don't believe it is possible for it to be true that Islam is a false religion? And that such a claim must be automatically rejected? On what grounds?

A little about my background: I was raised as an atheist. I've come to Christianity very recently. Although my background is in atheism, I was nonetheless taught to be respectful of other people's religious beliefs. Part of my objection to religion of any kind was that I saw it as arrogant and intolerant.

Of course I understand that it can't be the case that every word of every religious belief is true. It's only logical that if two religions say the opposite of each other, only one can be right. However, I don't think it is our job as God's servants to demonise a people or their beliefs. If we were servants in a house we would not be expected to discipline other servants of the same rank for making mistakes. If you find something like that going on, I believe, stay within your job description and let the boss deal with it. Faith behoves us to be humble, after all. I think if I had been born in a Muslim part of the world, I probably would have sought God through Islam. Am I to argue that, in addition to all the great luxuries and privileges that are granted to me as a member of the western world, I get eternal life due to an accident of geography? Maintaining my own faith is work enough without putting effort into condemning someone else's.

What is the basis for Islam? I have no idea. I'm not informed enough to know, beyond the basic RE lesson type level. I know a great deal about atheists and I know that they are often no better or worse morally than many Christians, in spite of the fact that they don't follow Jesus. I know a great many Christians who assume that they are morally superior to all atheists, when I know for a fact that they aren't. I am perfectly happy to learn what I can from any group. Therefore I'm wary of making such judgements about Muslims. My religion is between God and myself, and the Muslim may, if (and this is a big if) he is following a false religion put about by Satan, have to answer to God for that. But he won't answer to me.

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A further example of the difference between the God of Islam and the God of the Old Testament has emerged recently

Bollocks. God is God. Christians, Muslims, Jews, others may have different ideas about God, and at least some of those ideas must be false, but that doesn't create a different God it creates a new idea of God.

The language yuo use implies that we create God.

For what its worth, your basis of argument is rubbish anyway, because the government of Israel have killed more Palestinians in the last few years than the Palestinians have killed Jews, as did their supposedly Christian allies in South Lebanon. Including killing children. And that's just direct killings, ignoring the tens of thousands who have been impoversished, become ill, or even died, because they have been denied access to their own land, to fresh water, to hospitals, to the means of working for a living. That's not targeted terrorism, it is blatantly untargeted terrorism, directed at anyone living in a besieged town or village, whoever they are.

Buit that's an even deader horse.

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The language yuo use implies that we create God.

You mean we don't? I thought that was the whole point of theology... [Devil]

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Originally posted by Ender's Shadow:

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It's a far comment to argue that perhaps Mohammed's visions were not the result of a spiritual encounter but psychosomatic; quite where that leaves their authority is however less clear - that his material still clearly contradicts the bible in vast swathes still remains clear, though it does reduce the light cast on the original issue of this thread.
Well for a Catholic Christian it's simple. The Church does not recognise the authority of the Quran, it recognises the authority of Holy Scripture. Whether Mohammed's visions came from an Angel, a Demon or his psyche doesn't alter that. If I believed that the Quranic world view made more sense than the Christian world view I wouldn't be a Christian, Catholic or otherwise. But it isn't necessary to postulate direct demonic inspiration to disagree with the Quran, any more than I imagine a devout Muslim would argue that St John the Divine was getting his visions from Satan in order to obscure the teachings of the Prophet Jesus.

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What however I am far less happy with is the suggestion that Mohammed didn't get the Koran all at once - that in effect he lied about it's origin. It is mainstream to make the same allegation about the book of Revelation - that John wrote it over an extended period, and not as a result of a single vision, and I'm not a fan of that view either. However with the Koran there is the fact that the only miracle which Mohammed makes claim to is his reception of the book, and so we are placing him in the position of being a total charlatan. I guess I prefer simple solutions and trusting people to say what they mean, and either accept the whole package or nothing....
Did Mohammed allege he got it in one go? Alfred Guillame (a conservative source, sympathetic to Islam) suggests that his visions came and went and were written down as they occurred. The definitive text of the Quran was not established until the reign of the Caliph Uthman and alternative texts were extant in Muslim communities until the end of the first Millenium. To be a Muslim it is only necessary, I think, to believe that the Arabic text of the Quran to reflect exactly the text of the Quran as it exists in heaven. Whatever fundamentalists allege, most Muslims accept the role of the Umma in shaping both the Quran and Islamic doctrine with, of course, the important caveat that they would make claims for the Quran which, obviously, neither of us could accept. Some scholars suggest that not all the revelations in the Quran derive from Mohammed. Obviously Muslims would find this argument unacceptable and not being an Arabic scholar I am not qualified to comment, but it is a hypothesis worthy of examination before one resorts to a thesis of demonic inspiration.

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Perhaps we can agree that 'the inspiration of the Koran is not the God who inspired the Old and New Testaments'? This covers both the position that it was given by another spiritual entity or that it was created by Mohammed.
That's close, although I think we are working with radically different models of inspiration. I'd guess that you think, say, that when St Paul wrote to Galatia (in a blistering bad temper) the Holy Spirit inspired his words. I'd say that the Christian community has, under the inspiration of the Holy Spirit, recognised his words as being, in some sense the word of God. I'd say that St Paul, in advocating the Gospel of Grace was inspired by the Holy Spirit, but not that God literally told him that he should suggest the Judaizers should castrate themselves. Following Barth, I want some kind of model of scripture which suggests that the Holy Spirit is present when scripture is read as well as when it was written.

Martin Luther argued that the authority of a Biblical passage was based on the question: "Does it preach Christ?". In that sense the Church does not, and cannot, accept the authority of the Quran. But that does not oblige us to postulate satanic inspiration or to suggest that Mohammed must have been a charlatan or to deny that Mohammed was, like us, a worshipper of the God of Abraham nor need it prevent us from being open to whatever truth may be found in his teachings or in the subsequent teachings of Islam.

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IIRC after his first vision Mohammed (PBUH) had a long wait until he was granted another one, which wait was a testing of his faith. I'd never come across the view that he got the whole lot in one fell swoop.

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Did Mohammed allege he got it in one go?

Absolutely not! He claimed to have recieved messages at various odd times over about 20 years. At first he didn't even know that they were messages from God - he wasn't convinced of that till later. The revelations are supposed to have come in bits and pieces, some as short as a few words, some almost small books in themselves.

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Alfred Guillame (a conservative source, sympathetic to Islam) suggests that his visions came and went and were written down as they occurred. The definitive text of the Quran was not established until the reign of the Caliph Uthman and alternative texts were extant in Muslim communities until the end of the first Millenium.

The traditional Muslim view is that Muhammad received the text of the Quran from the angel Gabriel in chunks at various times, and then repeated it to his followers, some of whom learned it off by heart. These "Reciters" accompanied the Arab armies during the wars of conquest after the prophet's death. As they died or were killed in battle, people began to write down the words to preserve them. Later, in the reign of 'Uthman, someone (whose name I've forgotten but had been Muhammad's secretary in Madina - Zaid?) is supposed to have constructed a definitive version from these others and from notes he had taken earlier, and interviews with the Reciters. Much later than that the false versions were suppressed.

So the traditional Muslim view has maybe 30 years of oral revelations, then another 30 of reciting before the definitive version was written down, not by Muhammad himself but by Zaid (or whatever his name was) then another 30 or so before the others were suppressed.

Of course non-Muslim scholars often have the whole process taking much longer.


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To be a Muslim it is only necessary, I think, to believe that the Arabic text of the Quran to reflect exactly the text of the Quran as it exists in heaven.

Not even that - you just have to believe and declare that there is no God but God and Muhammad is the messenger of God - knowledge of the Quran is thought desirable, but not neccessary.

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But that does not oblige us to postulate satanic inspiration or to suggest that Mohammed must have been a charlatan or to deny that Mohammed was, like us, a worshipper of the God of Abraham nor need it prevent us from being open to whatever truth may be found in his teachings or in the subsequent teachings of Islam.

Of course. Frankly the "early" Suras (i.e. the ones that tend to be declamations of the power and uniqueness of God rsther than detailed legislation about the new Muslim community) make at least as much sense as a lot of Christian mysticism. As a Christian I get on much better with lots of the Quran than with, say, Gnostic Christian apocrypha, or some of the more OTT apocalyptic writings of some modern Christian sects.

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Compare

Sura 24 v2 - the whore and the whore monger - scourge each of them with 100 stripes

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Deuteronomy 25 v 3
'Forty stripes may be given him, but not more lest if the one should go on to beat him with more stripes than these, your brother should be degraded in your sight'

There is a concern for the individual's dignity - even of a criminal - that is wholly lacking in the Koran
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Chill out, people!

It's all ONE.

No worries.

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No, dear golden key. As any good alt.w*er knows, it's all THREE.

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...One, Three, Nine Billion, 42...

It's all good.

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just bumping this up for the sake of the person (named, i think, "person") who started a similar thread in purgatory.

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