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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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O! Meybe it's time for a break.
See yous on the other side.
January 2014 . . . slightly different back then
Thread CLOSED
—Ariston, Circushost
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Pigwidgeon
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Ostensibly this thread was closed, but it seems not to have been.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Be enlightened, my dear -- closure may only be a click away.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jrw
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"Way out", said Moochie, smoking a joint, as he and Ronnie and Bert and some other friends from the circus took advantage of the still unlocked thread to have an end of thread party, which went on long into the night.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Nigh toward dawn, however, they all began to wonder if the hostly admonition was a figment of their overactive imaginations and nothing more.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Golden Key
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Ore of gold is throughout this thread, and continuing to be produced, O Hosts/Admins, because we are crafting a STORY together, and have been for many pages, so please have mercy, as we are saving Lucifer's soul!
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Pigwidgeon
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Ultimately, this thread will join the bleedin' choir invisible.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Golden Key
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Invisible to his own mind, Lucifer finally woke up in Pete's Pearly Diner, just inside the gates of Heaven, next to the Welcome Center and the tour bus station; and, just then, Mary Magdalene plopped a laminated menu down on the table in front of Lucifer, and asked "Coffee?"
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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"C of feckin' E are we, then?" retorted Lucifer.
[ 21. October 2017, 14:20: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Golden Key
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"Er, no," said Mary Magdalene, switching the coffee pot to her other hand; "Lutherans, through and through; and Herself has been known to wander around, singing the 'Java Jive', and to pull newbies into a production of Bach's 'Coffee Cantata'."
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jrw
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"Coffee cant at a diner doesn't impress me, Mag", said Lucifer, "How's about a nice cup of tea?"
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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"Ft! Each to his own I suppose" said Mary, rolling her eyes, "but I only have coffee to offer..."
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Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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jrw
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"Fergus, when you said you were going to take me to the edge of Heaven, this isn't quite what I had in mind", said Liz, as the two of them sat inside Pete's Pearly Diner with their coffees, sausage rolls and Club bars (which was all the diner seemed to sell).
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Golden Key
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Liz sipped her coffee, then exhaled with passion--"but this coffee really is to die for".
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jrw
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"For f...'s sake, I'm never going to get to Oblivion at this rate", said Mr Nobody, as he sat inside the diner with his coffee and Club bar, "Oh f... - we're going up again."
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Jammy Dodger
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Ain't that typical!
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Look at my eye twitching - Donkey from Shrek
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Golden Key
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"California dreamin', on such a winter's dayyyyy," sang Mary Magdalene, as she wandered and refilled coffee; then someone joined in with a deep "Went into a churrrrrch I found along the wayyyy", and the someone turned out to be Satan, and Maggie smiled.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Golden Key
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{Note: That should be Lucifer, not Satan, in my post just above. Forgot which we're using!}
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jrw
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Maggie smiled as she and Lutan (as Satan/Lucifer now referred to himself) watched Mr Nobody from the diner window, resentfully driving the 'poxy f***ing' Heaven tour bus which was of course, a driverless vehicle.
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Golden Key
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Even Lutan (aka Lucifer or Satan) nodded at the nativity scene that Maggie had set up in a window.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jrw
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"Down we go", said Lutan, as the old Ship of Fools sank to the bottom of the sea in order to make way for the new one, "We've had a good innings - I would have been surprised if they'd carried this thread over onto the new blub blub blub blub..."
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Raptor Eye
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Blubbering into his cornflakes, the shipmate watched as the water level rose toward the top of his porthole.
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Raptor Eye
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Yiti beach has good reviews.
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Jammy Dodger
Half jam, half biscuit
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Ood re-views are common when watching repeats of Doctor Who.
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Pangolin Guerre
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Doc Tor, who is a very fine host, is, as a poster, very fine equally.
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Raptor Eye
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All you need is love, sang the Beatles.
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Pigwidgeon
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Eat less, exercise more -- at least that's what the doctors tell us.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Pangolin Guerre
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Stellus is not the singular of a Belgian beer, my teacher did me admonish.
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Raptor Eye
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Moni's harp was emerald green, decorated with transfers of small shamrocks.
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Pigwidgeon
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Sham rocks are not very useful when building a wall -- be sure to use real rocks.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Raptor Eye
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Al rocks on his rocking chair while his house crumbles.
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Lyda*Rose
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Bless his heart, he tries so hard!
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Pigwidgeon
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Arduous rocking will not save his house if there's a tornado.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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jrw
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"There's a torn Ado", said Adrian's friends to each other as they watched him dither over which film to watch at the 20 screen cinema.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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In Ema Wesley's parlor is her collection of one hundred and fifty teapots.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Pigwidgeon
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A pot should be useful as well as attractive.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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aliehs
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"Active" , said himself "I need to be active". He twirled like a dervish, his cloak flying out like a skirt, knocking all the teapots over. Unrepentant[ well, you wouldn't expect him to repent, now would you?] he altered from the giddy whirling to an overly athletic demonstation of push ups as he was a demon. and demonstrations were alien to him. He could manage less than the required 666 he had set previously as his personal best[ or should that be worst?], before he collapsed perspiring and breathless. "Less is more", he reflected, mopping his forehead .
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Now I see through a glass darkly. Maybe I should clean my specs.
sld2A
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Lyda*Rose
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Ore headed the list of resources to be explored, especially sources of copper and silver.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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aliehs
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VERTIGO!
His head and brain kept whirling, none of the 6oo push-ups had worked; his mind whirled as it had when he was dervishing; and he slumped to the floor, unable to keep his balance.
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Now I see through a glass darkly. Maybe I should clean my specs.
sld2A
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Pigwidgeon
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Lance Ito is best known for presiding over the O.J. Simpson murder case.
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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A seminal event will be happening soon: this thread and others will come to an end, so Be Prepared.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Pigwidgeon
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Red alert! This Ship is being decommissioned!
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"...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe."
~Tortuf
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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O, M-miss Ione, do you think posting on Circus Threads is a good way of our increasing post counts to a round number?
[ 26. February 2018, 16:48: Message edited by: Curiosity killed ... ]
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Mugs - Keep the Ship afloat
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Raptor Eye
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Be rapid or you will miss the boat, it sinks in two days' time!
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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aliehs
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Two Days' time?
Is the iceberg travelling so fast? I wish we needn't leave Beelzebub in the lurch.
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Now I see through a glass darkly. Maybe I should clean my specs.
sld2A
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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"Bu-Bint!" he lurched, "there're gonna be danshing guh-guhrls on zzhe new Sh-Sh-Ship," he slurred lasciviously through his beer googles.
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Mugs - Keep the Ship afloat
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Raptor Eye
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"Ergo ogle skimpily dressed dancers at your peril" she forewarned as they boarded the new shiny ship.
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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aliehs
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" Hip baths in every cabin? What luxury", the new comers exclaimed.
"That's nothing", replied a crew member: "You should see the deluxe accommodation for us;we each have a separate cabin fitted out as if we were first class passengers.
AND you should see the captain's suite. No expense has been spared.
There are lifts on every floor at both ends of the ship. But if you are going to visit the animals in the hold, please do not feed them, or the birds in the aviary on the top deck "
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Now I see through a glass darkly. Maybe I should clean my specs.
sld2A
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Raptor Eye
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'OP decked as the ship sinks' the headline reads as Everlasting meets its maker, probably not before time.
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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