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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
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Aaahh! Where are the lights? Oh, dear. What to do now?
[Takes out a well-concealed hip flask]
Well, hasn't this been a fun, boozy day? Now to partake in some gin.
[finishes it before anyone can steal it!]
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Angel 3
Nativity Play
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(At this point Angel 3 is lowered down from on high. She has thoroughly enjoyed singing about all of her favourite drinks with Angel 6 plus Hallelujah chorus and Philosopher's drinking song very loudly. But now comes a more reflective moment. Now it is time to sing a lullaby for the two drunken so...er, ladies reclining at her feet. The stage is dimmed, a spotlight shines on her, nicely picking up the highlights in her wings. With harp obbligato, she begins, to the tune of "Away in a manger".)
"Away with a Stranger - what do you expect?
It's nine months of nausea and
It's not over yet.
Her poor feet are hurting and her varicose veins
Look like a roadmap of the outskirts of Staines.
Away with a Stranger - it's really too sad!
She's carrying twins and
One of them's bad.
But one is our Saviour and so she should choose
To do the right thing and cut out the booze.
Away with a Stranger - it's really quite fun!
She's marrying Joseph and
Won't be a nun.
She can't wait for Christmas! From all of us here:
Glad tidings to all and Bee_of_Good_Cheer!"
(Well satisfied with her evening's singing, Angel 3 bows deeply to her wildly cheering audience. Bouquets rain down - she grabs a couple and flies off stage right.)
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The artist usually known as Duo Seraphim
"Ubi caritas et amor, Deus ibi est."
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
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*a hush descends over the audience, as a lone oboe picks its way tenderly through the melodious strains of 'Sweetness Follows' by REM to string accompianment ... the Musical Director slips off quietly clutching his usual bottle ...*
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Angel 6
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Techie1:
...Teacart Lady!!! Can I get a drink up here????...
For cryin' in a bucket, I flew all the way up there with an entire CASE of beer. What more do you want? (Flies up with an additional six-pack, mumbling about stagehands and their ilk.)
![[Angel]](graemlins/angel.gif) ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Rossweisse // The few, the proud, the angelic
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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![[Embarrassed]](icon_redface.gif) *Chief Angel slopes onto the stage trying to look inconspicuous*
Sorry, am I a bit late?
*Looks around herself and sees BVM is sleeping*
*Sings a beautiful, soft lullaby to send the Evil Twin to sleep too*
*Exit CSL*
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WorkInProgress at her most angelic...
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Passer-by 3
Nativity Play
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[Enter stage left. Exit stage right]
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(W)
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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*Finding the lullaby didn't work, the Chief Angel tries to work out how to get something louder piped to the Evil Twin without disturbing the BVM* ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif) ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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WorkInProgress at her most angelic...
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Angel 6
Nativity Play
# 3709
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quote:
Originally posted by Chief Angel:
*Finding the lullaby didn't work, the Chief Angel tries to work out how to get something louder piped to the Evil Twin without disturbing the BVM*
Try something stronger .
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Rossweisse // The few, the proud, the angelic
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St. Elizabeth
Nativity Play
# 3679
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Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing your life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best,
And.....
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling] .........
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Elizabeth Anne, who will soon no longer live on Tenth Street.
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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[Enters stage left, nibbles her way over to BVM's bedrom door, then stands, staring at door and chewing cud.]
Baa.
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jlg the sheep
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Techie1
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Angel 6:
quote:
Originally posted by Techie1:
...Teacart Lady!!! Can I get a drink up here????...
For cryin' in a bucket, I flew all the way up there with an entire CASE of beer. What more do you want? (Flies up with an additional six-pack, mumbling about stagehands and their ilk.)
I am NOT a stagehand! I am a technician!
And besides... <mumbling> I couldn't find the beer in the dark... stupid primadona angel...
<lights slowly come back up>
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seeing lights? hearing voices? i can help with that...mysticlisa
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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Just as the lights come up and the spotlight illuminates the bedroom door:
*sheep plop*
[Sheep 3 continues staring at the door.]
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jlg the sheep
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Angel 6
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Techie1:
I am NOT a stagehand! I am a technician!
And besides... <mumbling> I couldn't find the beer in the dark... stupid primadona angel...
And WHOSE fault was it that it was dark....?
And I suppose there is a difference between technicians and stagehands: a stagehand would have smelled the beer and had half of it slogged down while the technician was still kvetching.
Please note that the Italian phrase you massacred is properly spelled "prima donna" and properly pronounced "prrrrrima donnnnnna." It means "first lady," and I don't qualify, being a supporting character in the first place, and an angel -- and therefore, virtually genderless -- in the second.
(Flies off regally)
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Rossweisse // The few, the proud, the angelic
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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[Looks up at departing angel.]
Baaaaaaaaaa.
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jlg the sheep
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Stable Cat
Nativity Play
# 3657
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*stable cat slips quietly in with the bvm, snuggles up, and purrs herself to sleep*
puuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
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nicolemrw says "meow!"
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
# 3663
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Sheep 3 settles down wedged against the bedroom door (which opens out) and falls into a deep, deep sleep.
Baaa..... *sheep snoring sounds*......
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jlg the sheep
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Sheep 2
Nativity Play
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[ Sheep 2, being extremely bored and tired of chewing her cud, begins walking toward what she thinks is the curtain, but slips on the sheep plop and falls down on top of Sheep 3. ]
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Woozle
Long live the sheep!!
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Sheep 2
Nativity Play
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Baaaaaaaaoomf!
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Woozle
Long live the sheep!!
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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[Sheep 3 gives a reflexive kick and nails Sheep 2 in the ribs, all without waking up.]
*ommmph-thud......snore.......*
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jlg the sheep
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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sheep
Nativity Play
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Rudolph wanders on stage, wondering who's making all that noise. Spots a half-empty bottle of peppermint schnapps someone left behind.
<glug, glug, glug>
<nose lights up>
Satisfied, Rudolph spies a nice warm spot on the floor and goes to sleep. ![[Snore]](graemlins/snore.gif)
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I may be just a purple sheep with a funny nose, but ThatsMrJuice 2U!
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Sheep 3
Nativity Play
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[The sleeping sheep dream that a host of angels appear over them, singing:
We are po-oo-or lit-tle sheep
Who have lo-o-ost our wa-a-ay.
Baaa. BAAAA. Baaaaaaaaaa!]
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jlg the sheep
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Deputy Chief Shepherd
Nativity Play
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We're missing three sheep. Has anyone...
Spots an inebriated mini-flock
I don't believe this! We're out in that field all night freezing our socks off and you're in here keeping warm & comfortable!
Shepherd yawns, stretches and uses Sheep 2 as a pillow
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Yes, I'm a madferret. And that's my own teatowel.
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Assorted Strings
Nativity Play
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<strikes up the mandolin version of "Morning has broken" to wake up Mary, Elizabeth and everyone else.>
I'm back...... bugger, who stood on my violin?
<glares at sheep 3>
Just wait 'til I get my hands on you ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
You'll be shish kebab faster than you can say "baaaa"
<whistles up Techie 1, some Araldite and some cat-gut, and mends the violin>
Aha, that's better - let's try a few experimental open strings... yes...much better. How about a note to tune from?
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kingsfold's alter ego....
fiddling, plucking and strumming
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Assorted Strings
Nativity Play
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C'mon peoples, wakey, wakey....
Maybe not then.
Tealady, can I have a cuppa and a bacon and egg buttie please, while everyone else is waking up?
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kingsfold's alter ego....
fiddling, plucking and strumming
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
# 3651
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You need to tune up? Here's a middle C:
me me meeeee me me mememememe meeeeeeeeeeeeee
Humility is my middle name...
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Lowliest Shepherd
Nativity Play
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In 4 BC a team of crack shepherds was sent to prison by a Roman court for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped from impending crucifixion to the Bethlehem underground. Today, still wanted by the Romans, they survive as shepherds of fortune. If you have a sheep problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the S-Team.
Come on sheep let's go, come on now let's be having you, there you go into the pen, there now that's you all now, great.
Damn - we need a sheep dog
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Rob Miller - Ship's TULIP
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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Yawns, stretches, yawns again...and turns a slight shade of green
Morning Liz... I think I'll pass on the bacon butties if you don't mind, I'm feeling a little....
Jumps out of bed, wraps herself in her fluffy blue dressing gown but doesn't hang around for the slippers, and exits stage left in a rather less than serene hurry
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Assorted Strings
Nativity Play
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Mr Musical Director, I am slightly disturbed to discover that you don't appear to know that violins and mandolins, (and the rest of an orchestral string section) tune to A (440), not to middle C.
Please tell me that this was an early morning aberration, and that you gave me a middle C by accident. My confidence in you is ever-so slightly shaky.
(Fortunatetly my pitch is good enough to be able to tune from your dodgy middle C though).
Anyhow, what are we playing next? How about "there's a hole in my bucket" especially for Mary and Liz?
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kingsfold's alter ego....
fiddling, plucking and strumming
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
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Apologies, Assorted Strings, of course I made a mistake. But what else do you expect at 9:56 in the morning? I am still trying to tune my hosepipe in Bb...
Here's your A:
A
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Jesus' evil twin
Nativity Play
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Oooooohhh... my head... who is making all that racket out there? Yo, string boy, SHUT UP!
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Erin (of course)
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Spare Shepherd
Nativity Play
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Spare Shepherd, hearing of the appeal for a sheep dog, brings in Blossom, her imaginary wee poodle. "Will this help us all, as we gather the sheep together? A small, yapping, imaginary puppy dpg? Or will she just add to the general confusion?"
The Spare Shepherd has a small intellect, but a great imagination. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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The last time I checked I was Rowen- really!
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angel 5
Nativity Play
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Posted
angel 5 looks in at the scene with intrest, realising that she has missed most of the scene...
she wanders to the chief angel, right across the stage.
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and all the angels sang for him, the bells of heaven rang for him
for a boy was born, king of all the world
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sophs
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Jesus' evil twin
Nativity Play
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Mmmmm... yappy dog: it's what's for dinner.
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Erin (of course)
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Stable Cat
Nativity Play
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*yapping dog? stable cat rolls over in disgust, covers ears with paws to hide the disgusting sound, and purrs self to sleep again*
purrrrrrrr.....
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nicolemrw says "meow!"
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Assorted Strings
Nativity Play
# 3652
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Posted
quote:
posted by the Musical DIrector:
Here's your A:
A
Thank you, kind Sir, that's much better.
quote:
Posted by Jesus' evil twin
Oooooohhh... my head... who is making all that racket out there? Yo, string boy, SHUT UP!
That's string girl to you! Anyhow, I thought you'd appreciate the wake-up call/cat strangle ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif) so you could create merry whatsit..
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kingsfold's alter ego....
fiddling, plucking and strumming
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Musical Director
Nativity Play
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I've had a request for 'How Much is that Doggy in the Window' but I think they potential buyer wants it for culinary purposes, so we'll skip it if you don't mind...
Instead I suggest a rousing rendition of 'Morning Has Broken' with Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince on rap breaks...
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ChrisT sez: *sigh* Let's take it once more from the top...
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Virgin Mary
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Musical Director:
Instead I suggest a rousing rendition of 'Morning Has Broken' with Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince on rap breaks...
No... no... please please no!!! it's only 12.07 for goodness sakes, and I need a lie in, oh how I need a lie in. Please please please don't get that baby moving again - I've hardly slept a wink all night. Oh, why me????? ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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Can you have a white wedding in blue?
(Smudgie)
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Assorted Strings
Nativity Play
# 3652
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quote:
posted by the Musical Director:
Instead I suggest a rousing rendition of 'Morning Has Broken' with Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince on rap breaks...
That's what I suggested ages ago! But jazzed up is much better! I can even do mandolin tremoloes now.
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kingsfold's alter ego....
fiddling, plucking and strumming
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angel 5
Nativity Play
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morning has broken,
so have the windows
blackbird has spoken
then been shot dead
with a machete
by the director
oh what a lovely
morning it is
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and all the angels sang for him, the bells of heaven rang for him
for a boy was born, king of all the world
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sophs
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Assorted Strings
Nativity Play
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Angel 5, have you been subject to the influences of Jesus' evil twin?
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kingsfold's alter ego....
fiddling, plucking and strumming
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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*Stage whispers:* Any Angels out there?
After three:
The news has broken
Gabriel has spoken
He said the babies
Were not Joseph's
He said that they're God's
New recreations
But (here's the best bit),
He did it by text.
Now Mary's gone off
To see her cousin
They spent all last night
Drinking too much
Then they ate pizza
(E.T does not like spam;
But she likes drinking
Needle-fed booze)
Gabriel came to
See what they were doing
But he did not stay
As he's not a GIRL
The fairy GM did
And watched Mr Darcy
But she soon left as
M and L puked
The News has broken
Gossip is raging
Mary is preggers
Don't know who's the dad
But what is certain
Is that she's not well
The babies keep kicking
Her food back up
*Chief begins to blush as she realises that it's lunchtime and no-one's going to keep their food down now*
Angels are flying
Down from the rafters
To tell the news that
God is to blame
He got her preggers
(It may stop the rumours)
You'll see the result
Sometime next week
*Glad she found the last verse, Chief Angel leads any remaining angels off USR*
![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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WorkInProgress at her most angelic...
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Gift of Gold
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Musical Director:
I've had a request for 'How Much is that Doggy in the Window' but I think they potential buyer wants it for culinary purposes, so we'll skip it if you don't mind...
Awwwh, I know the actions to that one, tsk!
quote:
Instead I suggest a rousing rendition of 'Morning Has Broken' with Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince on rap breaks...
Oh well, looks like it's going to be steppin' and windmills for the time being. Beats Christian interpretive dancing (with flag) any day.
Gold body pops her way across the back of the stage while Chief Angel is hangin' in da hood
Ooh I think I've done something funny to my back! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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the gold bar/ dancer formally known as Annie P.
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First-aider
Nativity Play
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Hop over here, Gold, and I'll take a look at it..
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(Quincy)
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Tour Manager
Nativity Play
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(voice floats out of the Tour Bus parked just backstage)
...well the phones are shot since the sheep came through here, but the radar, GPS, and radio telescopes are working again now. I don't want to bother anyone, but there seems to be some stellar disturbance shaping up in the fifty-fourth quadrant, looks like it's heading this way. I have no idea what those rays might do to pregnant ladies... maybe Jedi Knight can bring some of his wisdom on this... hello, anyone?...
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Let's get this show on the roaaaaaaaaaaaa- *boink* (Eutychus)
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Gift of Gold
Nativity Play
# 3668
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quote:
Originally posted by First-aider:
Hop over here, Gold, and I'll take a look at it..
ooo, ow! ahhh. Thats better.
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the gold bar/ dancer formally known as Annie P.
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First-aider
Nativity Play
# 3665
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Just try not to strain too much, okay?
Would you like a Mr Men plaster?
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(Quincy)
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Chief Angel
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Tour Manager:
(voice floats out of the Tour Bus parked just backstage)
...well the phones are shot since the sheep came through here, but the radar, GPS, and radio telescopes are working again now. I don't want to bother anyone, but there seems to be some stellar disturbance shaping up in the fifty-fourth quadrant, looks like it's heading this way. I have no idea what those rays might do to pregnant ladies... maybe Jedi Knight can bring some of his wisdom on this... hello, anyone?...
*Chief angel heads in the direction of the tour bus*
Sounds like some kind of meteor shower to me. And if it is, we shouldn't be worrying rays, more like lumps of rock falling from on high. Still, I expect if you ask any one of those passing star-gazers, they might be able to shed some light on it for you...
*Chief Angel makes a sharp exit before TBM has time to throw something her way (eg a wobbly)*
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WorkInProgress at her most angelic...
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Gift of Gold
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by First-aider:
Just try not to strain too much, okay?
Would you like a Mr Men plaster?
Yes please!!
All better now.
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the gold bar/ dancer formally known as Annie P.
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Jesus' evil twin
Nativity Play
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quote:
Originally posted by Assorted Strings:
That's string girl to you! Anyhow, I thought you'd appreciate the wake-up call/cat strangle so you could create merry whatsit..
Boy, girl, whatever -- you're all the same from this side of the uterus.
Okay, I am hungry, I want some food, and I want it NOW. *bangs on wall* Hello, room service? Send down a swamp platter -- fried catfish, fried gator tail and fried frogs' legs, and make sure there's plenty of sweetened iced tea and a key lime pie waiting in the wings. What's that? I don't care that key limes haven't been discovered yet. I suggest you find a way to haul your butt over to the other side of the world and PICK SOME RIGHT NOW. IT IS NOT FLAT!!
Oh yeah, and I want some red velvet cake and some pralines and some ham biscuits and some cheese straws and some Mexican cornbread. Huh? THERE IS TOO SUCH A THING AS MEXICO!!
Gah, I'm surrounded by incompetence. Yo, bro *pokes the quiet, boring twin* you're the promised messiah, can't you DO SOMETHING ALREADY?
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Erin (of course)
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Narrator
Nativity Play
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For all of our viewers
Wherever you are
Let me recap
The story so far.
Gabriel's message
Was sent by text
And Mary was worried
What to do next.
She picked up some chocolates
And a bottle of wine
Went round to see Liz
Who said things would be fine.
Video watching
With sheep and a cat
They all had a night in
With pizza and chat.
But now we must move on
It's soon time for scene three
Curious sightings
From a far galaxy.
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Chapelhead
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