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W Hyatt
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Not a reference to consecutive posts, but I just noticed that anyone posting to the "Sin?" thread is presented with the following after hitting the "Add reply" button:

quote:
Going to Sin?


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From page 9 of Purg:

God's purpose for your life
Get a piece or get a new religion


So now you know!

The gun debate sorted.

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Too intimate?
Tongues and Testing


Depends on how long you've known each other, I'd say.

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quote:
Originally posted by EtymologicalEvangelical:
From page 9 of Purg:

God's purpose for your life
Get a piece or get a new religion


So now you know!

The gun debate sorted.

Um..."piece" has another meaning as well... The Ship is getting rather racy, isn't it?

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What says "Christmas is over"?
The 2013 Celebrity Death Pool


That does it for me, yep.

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What is your favourite
Atheist church

CofE?

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Genetically modified
Exorcism


Nice to see the ministry of the Church getting into the 21st century!

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No more cats
Fuck you black dog


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[ 27. January 2013, 22:56: Message edited by: balaam ]

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Why Dogma?
No more cats.


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And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.

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ice cream
tongues and testing


Yeah, that's how *I* test ice cream. You?

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What are you listening to?
The Archers - BBC radio story of everyday country folk


Dum de dum de dum de dum
Dum de dum de dah dah ... [Big Grin]

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For God so liked the
TT&T Redux:

Truly? Which god, Rāgarāja? Xochiquetzal Hathor?

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Should the UK have
More government ministers


No. Just different ones, thanks.

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When is a eucharist not a eucharist?
St Patrick's Day


That's a lot of blarney!

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The inevitable Papal
Bumper Sticker Bible

Never knew the Jesuits went so hard for marketting gimmicks.

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If you had to do without
Law, Empathy and People


Don't worry! Somalia is the place for you!

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SS or the Devil
Saudi Spinal Tap

B-movie double feature day on SOF?

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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
SS or the Devil
Saudi Spinal Tap

B-movie double feature day on SOF?

I-deeeeee-aaaaaaaa!

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Shut-the-fuck-up
I suppose I have to

No, you do not have to, but it might be advisable.

State funeral for Thatcher against nature
Enough said.

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Feminism could destroy...Obama the sexist

Well, yes I suppose so.

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On a scale of 1 to
the rosetta stone,
How virulently anti-Catholic
Pete's annual chili...

Suppose it depends on the format of the prayers the after-effects of the chili cause you to utter.

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Perpetual virginity and vaginal birth
Jesus in space!


Well, a very, very small space, though.

(Sorry...)

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On the front page:

Wedding without the
Vicious


No drunken fight at the reception then?

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Perpetual virginity and vaginal birth .... It's all in the context.

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I don't approve of ... Austerity.

Sums up the Austerity thread quite nicely.

ETA: On reflection, I will award myself negative points for picking the "I don't approve of..." thread though, that's just about the lowest hanging fruit we've ever had for this.

[ 05. May 2013, 05:42: Message edited by: the giant cheeseburger ]

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From Purgatory to Heaven ...

Revival in Cwmbran? ...
fun ring tones


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churchgeek

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In Purg, there's:

Facebook and arguing against propaganda
Death-bed regret


...which leaves me wondering exactly what the regret is: arguing against propaganda on facebook, not doing so?


This death-bed regret is more clear-cut, I think:

Death-bed regret
Burying a dead terrorist


"Wow, uncle Phillip is making a miraculous recovery! What do you think he's rallying for, Doc?"

"Seems like there's a terrorist corpse he really wants to exhume..."

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Weddings and civil
Community Churches

Anyone who has ever been to a wedding can tell you that civility is not the order of the day.

[ 31. May 2013, 09:44: Message edited by: Stetson ]

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Pro-Life Laws in Action
Good Riddance

Sounds like an untypically brief OP in Dead Horses.

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Christianity is basically about . . .
Consent


So it says in Purgatory.

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On the main board index:

Spelling that is insane
God's wrath and indignation

Watch out or there will be some sort of remake of the Tower of Babel.

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churchgeek

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And now it's:

What would a new liberal Christianity look like?
God's wrath and indignation against us


Fred Phelps just became a liberal, I guess.

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Christianity is basically about ...
Spelling that is insane.


But only in really old editions of the Bible.

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More Time to Edit
Spelling that is insane
There is too little
Cruddy file handling
English spoken here


If this isn't a plea, then I don't know what is!

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God's wrath and indignation
Texas says it's OK

Well alrighty then.

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Area man ties himself to sink
Do you find these English things bizarre?


Well, maybe not ALL English things. But that one's a doozy.

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The Catholic Church
Champagne, Chauffeur's
Prayers of the Faithful...

One out of three right is not too bad, yeah?

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Wedding Etiquette, Gratitude v Greed
Postponing Sex


Should the happy couple wait until after the photographs?

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Keeping your Cool
The Kid on The Fridge

Standing in front of the open door might work better.

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Discernment, intuition...
The Episcopal Church


<sings> One of these things is not like the others ...

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Appropriately from Heaven
Happiness is
Keeping your cool


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"Keeping your cool" in Heaven out to provide some fodder for a while... Currently it's

Keeping your cool
Reading Something Religious


I'm not sure which way to take that... [Snigger] [Biased]

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Happiness is
Not designed to be cleaned


A profound thought for a hot Friday afternoon in the office with everyone else gone home already.

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if you all would indulge me a little birdwalk...

I was visited a weightlifting blog, and on the side there was a listing of recent posts, including the lovely combo of these three:

Dinner With Elliott
Causes low back pain and penis problems
The "Electric Deadlift" Method


needless to say, if I was a dude I'd avoid going out to eat with Elliott.

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Should Christians criticize...
Penny S
No: He/she is dead...


[Eek!]

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1st century synagogue services - what were they like?
Pregnant mother using drugs


Um, in what way? I'm dubious, but willing to hear more about this bizarre metaphor...

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Q Is there a future for snarky mousethief?
As long as there is an SOF.

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You lousy fuckers all
Returning to the fold


Welcome back!

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You lousy fuckers all
finding housing near
Leorning Cniht


Maybe the Ship could annex the subdivision...

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Debt Collection Companies
You lousy fuckers all...

No further comment needed.

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