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Jesus' evil twin

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Note to the 'rents: those animals are driving me absolutely batsh... um, bat"plop"(???), so I will be packing heat on my entrance to the world.

Might wanna rethink that Cyril thing BEFORE you're staring at the business end of a Glock.

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quote:
Originally posted by Donkey:
I can see one! I can see one! Wow, there's a lot of them around! Wings, halos, and everything. Do ya think they grant wishes too?

I do give wishes - at the moment I wish you'd give this sheep a push out the car

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Name your price.

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[Sheep 3 is suddenly awakened by being grabbed.]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Fairy Godmother

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Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Name your price.

3 wishes and a ride on that moped

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A very naughty boy

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What about 4 wishes and a ride on the moped?

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[As she is shoved out of the car by the Donkey, she manages to slash Brian with one of her sharp hooves.]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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chief stage manager

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quote:
Originally posted by Jesus' evil twin:
Note to the 'rents: those animals are driving me absolutely batsh... um, bat"plop"(???), so I will be packing heat on my entrance to the world.

Might wanna rethink that Cyril thing BEFORE you're staring at the business end of a Glock.

sigh....she would benefit from a bag of those weeds.

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Fairy Godmother

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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Name your price.

3 wishes and a ride on that moped
3 wishes, a ride on the moped and an elastoplast

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[Cue scene of Hot rod with Joe Camel painted on the side driving across the desert trailed by a plume of dust]

Sheesh, where's the infernal bus and the pack of Harley's? I hope they remembered to turn left at Ararat ...

Oh well, what the hell. They'll get there when they get there.

[turns up the volume on the stereo as yet another ZZTop anthem swells]

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A very naughty boy

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Blinkin' sheep, anyone got a plaster?

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quote:
Originally posted by Jesus' evil twin:
Note to the 'rents: those animals are driving me absolutely batsh... um, bat"plop"(???), so I will be packing heat on my entrance to the world.

Might wanna rethink that Cyril thing BEFORE you're staring at the business end of a Glock.

Mary sighs serenely to herself If God is an Englishman, his progeny don't half have a strange way of expressing themselves. Still I am sure we will grow to understand each other, sweet Cyril and I, once she is born. She's probably just getting excited [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Blinkin' sheep, anyone got a plaster?

Sneaks one from behind the curtains...

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[In all the confusion, Sheep 3 makes a mad dash for it and races off down the road.]

BAAAAAA

BAAAAAAA

BAAAAAAAAA

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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Blinkin' sheep, anyone got a plaster?

*Waves wand*

One plaster (Mr Men)

Now 4 wishes, a ride and lamb curry?

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quote:
Originally posted by Virgin Mary:
quote:
Originally posted by Jesus' evil twin:
Note to the 'rents: those animals are driving me absolutely batsh... um, bat"plop"(???), so I will be packing heat on my entrance to the world.

Might wanna rethink that Cyril thing BEFORE you're staring at the business end of a Glock.

Mary sighs serenely to herself If God is an Englishman, his progeny don't half have a strange way of expressing themselves. Still I am sure we will grow to understand each other, sweet Cyril and I, once she is born. She's probably just getting excited [Big Grin]
Translated into old-fart-parentese...

I'm going to have a Glock, which is a powerful and lovely gun, to take out every one of them damn animals, and I don't particularly care for the name "Cyril", so change it while you still have a chance.

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This is SO much better! (Donkey stretches out luxuriously over the entire back seat.) I just need a blanket to get comfy here. That was my wish, lots of room, no more sheep! Thanks Fairy Godmother!

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[hot rod still driving in the desert with plume of dust trailing behind. A sheep darts out in front of the car and car swerves madly to miss it, spinning out and raising minor dust storm]

DAFT SHEEP!

[Hot rod fires up and roars on...]

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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
Now 4 wishes, a ride and lamb curry?

Deal.

[Tries to stem blood and apply plaster but it's not happening ...]

No first aider tonight? - can someone tie down the sheep until I get this under control please?

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quote:
Originally posted by Jesus' evil twin:
I don't particularly care for the name "Cyril", so change it while you still have a chance.

You know, I have a funny feeling that the baby isn't too happy with the name Cyril. I tried to tell Joseph it didn't seem right.
Serenely strokes tummy

Lavinia it is!
[Big Grin]

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Jesus' evil twin

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Oh I don't think so. Where's the bladder? *kick* And the lungs? *kick* And this sciatic nerve looks like a nice, comfortable place to catch some zzzzzzz.

[ 14. December 2002, 22:53: Message edited by: Jesus' evil twin ]

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[Hopping off the moped]
Hey! Get back here sheep!!! I've got to get you back to the flock!!!
[Even Lowlier Shepherd chases off after the sheep, disappearing into the distance.]

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Oh NO! Brian's bleeding, someone help! Medics, 911, Alchemist, Help! (Donkey faints at sight of blood)

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Mary has a mobile, someone phone for some help, please.

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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
[Tries to stem blood and apply plaster but it's not happening ...]

No first aider tonight? - can someone tie down the sheep until I get this under control please?

(impassively)....I've called First-aider and left a voice mail message......

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Ouch! Ooh! Agh! Sitting in this tiny car seems to have given me a touch of cramp. I'll just stand up and stretch my legs while you lot are playing with that sheep. Now, where did I put my mobile?

JOE
NEARLY THERE
JUST A BIT HELD UP
WOT A JRNY !
LUV BVM

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quote:
Originally posted by Donkey:
Oh NO! Brian's bleeding, someone help! Medics, 911, Alchemist, Help! (Donkey faints at sight of blood)

(toneless and mercilessly) And I certainly don't take on the role of a veterinarian! [Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by chief stage manager:
quote:
Originally posted by Donkey:
Oh NO! Brian's bleeding, someone help! Medics, 911, Alchemist, Help! (Donkey faints at sight of blood)

(toneless and mercilessly) And I certainly don't take on the role of a veterinarian! [Frown]
What in the blazes do *I* need a vet for?

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Sighs serenely again... why is life never simple?

I'd ring 999 but I think my mobile's out of credit.
Don't worry, Brian. I was in the Guides and did my first aider badge. I rather liked the blue uniform, you know. Hold on.

Modestly rips off the lower half of her skirt and uses it as a bandage for Brian's injury

There you are.. now can we get on please?

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*Realises that she is now sheepless as well as shepherless*

Come back here you blasted animal - mint sauce, mint sauce!

No good - can't run after them

Must deal with that cut on Brian's face [Wink]

Want a whiskey

*Searches fo hip flask under petticoats*

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quote:
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What in the blazes do *I* need a vet for?

The donkey's fainted. After having been chided by the Equity Director regarding exceeding the scope of my contract and job description, and after having not received a clarifying answer regarding filling in for First-aider, sorry - can't help except to pass you more bandages from the props table. You're in a DIY situation here. [Frown]

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A very naughty boy

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Fairy - first wish - can you heal that cut?

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Clarifying, I mean the Equity Deputy....whatever. Ho hum.

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quote:
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Fairy - first wish - can you heal that cut?

That's easy

*waves wand over Brian's face*

Ooops sorry - did I poke you in the eye? [Embarrassed]

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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Fairy - first wish - can you heal that cut?

That's easy

*waves wand over Brian's face*

Ooops sorry - did I poke you in the eye? [Embarrassed]

[Killing me] [Killing me] [Angel]

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You just cannot get the staff these days. [Whispers] Who's line is it again?

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Excuse me, this IS a play, you know.. and I DO have to be in Bethlehem in time to meet Joseph and get changed for dinner at the Plaza. I've already administered first aid and it's a bit draughty hanging around here in this dress, so COULD WE GET A MOVE ON PLEASE?????

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quote:
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You just cannot get the staff these days. [Whispers] Who's line is it again?

Don't blame me sunshine - I'm only doing my bit to pad this out until the rest of the cast come back from the pub/lunch/bed

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quote:
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Excuse me, this IS a play, you know.. and I DO have to be in Bethlehem in time to meet Joseph and get changed for dinner at the Plaza. I've already administered first aid and it's a bit draughty hanging around here in this dress, so COULD WE GET A MOVE ON PLEASE?????

Call that first aid? You've blindfolded the guy not bandaged his cut.... [Help]

Don't be such a wingebag [Mad]

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In the absense of any better ideas how about we all get in the car again and go find Mary's accomodation? Where are you kipping up Fairy?

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In the absense of any better ideas how about we all get in the car again and go find Mary's accomodation? Where are you kipping up Fairy?

The Plaza - nothing but the best for me

Hear it's mighty busy though - all this census business means rooms are now folly booked in this part of town

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Good idea, Brian. You're cleverer than you look.
Now, I am sure Joseph said the Plaza...
I wonder where that would be.
Look out for the biggest, poshest hotel in all of Bethlehem. He said nothing but the best for me! [Love]

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(Donkey wakes up in front of the Plaza) Now we're talkin'! This is more like it! (Donkey sits up grinning) as they pull up to the valets.

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[Slaps donkey around the face]

You're still 5 miles from the plaza dumb beast ... well at least the concussion will wear off eventually.

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[Slaps donkey around the face]

You're still 5 miles from the plaza dumb beast ... well at least the concussion will wear off eventually.

Don't think that's concussion mate - more like knocked out man [Wink]

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Thanks, I think [Paranoid] . (Looks around the back seat, finds some more brownies hiding under Joe's socks).

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OK - everyone aboard, we're off to Bethlehem.

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OK - everyone aboard, we're off to Bethlehem.

Thanks Brian

Now turn that music UP

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[Turns key]

[a chug, a chug, a chug, a chug, phat]


em ... we have a small problem.

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Nativity Play
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At last!

Mary takes one last stretch and then manouevres herself back into the front seat of the Skoda, leaning over to scratch the donkey behind the ears again as a gesture of reconciliation, sweet girl that she is.

Take me to the Plaza!

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