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Source: (consider it) Thread: Scene 14: Flight to Egypt and Grand Finale
Sheep 1

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Sheep 1 suddenly realises she's eaten ALL the Pringles (well, once you pop you just can't stop as they say). Gives Rudolph a satisfied smirking look.

Baaaaaaa.

*plop*

*Blimey that was fast-acting*

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Jack the Lass the Sheep (but you can call me Shaun)

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Angel 1

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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
Oooh, Herod, I know where they are!

Do you want me to tell you?

A

Little sneak [Mad]
big pink blamange.

silly made up thing

person only given a part to keep her out of trouble

you want me to go on?

Jumped up little but of fluff

Thinks she's nasty just cos the goth angel lent her black eyelines and nail polish.

Couldn't hurt a fly - all mouth and no action

you wanna take this outside?

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Director

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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
quote:
Originally posted by Director:
Deck the halls with boughs of holly... [Big Grin]

Enter a rather 'carolled- out' Director. She is starting to wish that she hadn't had that sixth mince pie.

'Tis the season to be jolly,
Tra-la lala laaa la la la [Frown] [Ultra confused] [Projectile]

*Detaches one of her many hip flasks and offers it to Director*

Hair of the dog?

Ta, Fairy Godmother!

Extracts crumpled paper bag full of leftover mincepies and quiche and offers it round.

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Fairy Godmother

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quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
All we'd need is for someone to babysit the babies.. and they don't need a lot of looking after - well, one of them doesn't, anyway, and we'd just not have to tell anyone about Lavinia, she looks sweet enough when she's asleep.

I'm waiting for it - in a minute she's going to ask me to kid sit.

Well I don't do kids, and I don't bibbity bobbity boo.

[Mad]

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Donkey

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I like the double accomodations, see, a room for you and Joe, bunk cribs for the twins, and a stall for the donkey. But how are we going to get to the Nile?

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Mother Mary

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I was wondering whether the Fairy Godmother might like to have some quality time with her Godchildren.... but then I remembered, that Sweet Henchman... you know, that nice Mr Herod's helper... he volunteered to help out if I needed a hand with the children. What do you think? I think he left his mobile number - shall I give him a ring?

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Angel 1

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quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
I was wondering whether the Fairy Godmother might like to have some quality time with her Godchildren.... but then I remembered, that Sweet Henchman... you know, that nice Mr Herod's helper... he volunteered to help out if I needed a hand with the children. What do you think? I think he left his mobile number - shall I give him a ring?

Yes Yes Yes!

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Fairy Godmother

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quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
I was wondering whether the Fairy Godmother might like to have some quality time with her Godchildren.... but then I remembered, that Sweet Henchman... you know, that nice Mr Herod's helper... he volunteered to help out if I needed a hand with the children. What do you think? I think he left his mobile number - shall I give him a ring?

On second thoughts -

Maybe they would be safer with me. At least I could keep them entertained even if they aren't fed and changed.

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Donkey

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Well, I felt he was a bit, how can I say, two-faced about it all? Nice on the outside, who knows on the inside, I think he said he was with Herod, and we all know what a piece of work he is!

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Director

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quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
I was wondering whether the Fairy Godmother might like to have some quality time with her Godchildren.... but then I remembered, that Sweet Henchman... you know, that nice Mr Herod's helper... he volunteered to help out if I needed a hand with the children. What do you think? I think he left his mobile number - shall I give him a ring?

Yes Yes Yes!
No No No!

DON'T DO IT, Mary!

(Somebody's been rewriting the script here, and I intend to find out who). [Disappointed]

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Mother Mary

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Mary goes across to pick up her mobile phone to ring the Sweet Henchman, but as she reaches is, it begins to ring

TXT FROM JOE

MARY
HAD DREAM
HEROD ON TAIL
BOOK FLIGHT 2 EGYPT
QUICK
WILL CATCH U UP
WHEN I GET OUT OF THE PU..
WHEN I FINISH THIS JOB.
LUV JOE

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Angel 1

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quote:
Originally posted by Director:
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
I was wondering whether the Fairy Godmother might like to have some quality time with her Godchildren.... but then I remembered, that Sweet Henchman... you know, that nice Mr Herod's helper... he volunteered to help out if I needed a hand with the children. What do you think? I think he left his mobile number - shall I give him a ring?

Yes Yes Yes!
No No No!

DON'T DO IT, Mary!

(Somebody's been rewriting the script here, and I intend to find out who). [Disappointed]

There's a script?!

A

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Fairy Godmother

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Yes Yes Yes!

I hate yes people...

Stop sucking up to them you little twerp in a nightie.

It'll only make give them more feelings of their own self importance

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Mother Mary

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Will you look at that?
We're obviously made for each other, Joe and I [Love]
He has had the same thought as I did.
Book a flight to Egypt, he says.
Right... babysitter it is... we're off on honeymoon. Somebody make a start on the packing will you?

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Mother Mary

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Now, where could I find a cheap flight to Egypt?

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A very naughty boy

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[Knock, knock]

[shouts] Anybody at home?

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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.

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Angel 1

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quote:
Originally posted by Fairy Godmother:
quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
Yes Yes Yes!

I hate yes people...

Stop sucking up to them you little twerp in a nightie.

It'll only make give them more feelings of their own self importance

Twerp? [Killing me]

Showing your age luv. [Snigger]

A

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Donkey

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Right, I'll start with my suitcase, then Joe's, hay, wait a minute, you can't leave the babies here!! There'll be plenty of time for you two in Egypt, I'll make sure of that, I may even watch them for you, but remember to book me early, I have a feeling that big things will happen for me in Egypt!

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Mother Mary

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[Knock, knock]

[shouts] Anybody at home?

I recognise that voice!

Brian... how lovely to see you!!!! [Big Grin]

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A very naughty boy

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Yes ... lovely to see you too. First you abandon me, then I end up with 40 days and 40 nights hitch hiking across the desert. Kettle on?

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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.

[strathclydezero]

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Mother Mary

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[Embarrassed] Oh Brian, you were sleeping so sweetly, I hadn't the heart to wake you when Joseph turned up in the limo. Besides, he's not a man to be tangled with when he has his buzzsaw at the ready.

Here, have a coffee.

I was just going to book a flight to Egypt. Any ideas who does cheap flights from here to there? I would check on the internet, but it hasn't been invented yet.

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Jeep pulls up outside a house. Henchman and Legions jump down. Henchman knocks on the door.

Open up in the name of the King!

A little old woman gingerly opens the door. The Henchman pushes past her.

Any children/grandchildren in the house?

The woman shakes her head in fear. Henchman turns to the legions.

Search the place! Tear it apart!

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Donkey

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Brian, good to see ya! How's the car? Running by any chance?

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aka Lady A

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Fairy Godmother

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quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:
Right... babysitter it is... we're off on honeymoon. Somebody make a start on the packing will you?

On second thoughts - I think it's really bad for a child's psychological development for them to be away from their parents for more than a few hours whne so young - I mean just look at how Herod behaves nowadays...

Tell you what - I'll come with you and the little darlings (monsters) and that way I can top up my tan whilst being paid to nanny them.

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Angel 1

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quote:
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I was just going to book a flight to Egypt. Any ideas who does cheap flights from here to there? I would check on the internet, but it hasn't been invented yet.

I could find one for you?!

A

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Jenny Ann smiles sweetly

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sheep

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Looks curiously at Henchman and minions. Wonders if any of them brought any Pringles.

Baaaaaa?

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Director

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quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:


I was just going to book a flight to Egypt. Any ideas who does cheap flights from here to there? I would check on the internet, but it hasn't been invented yet.

I could find one for you?!

A

Mother Mary - DON'T LISTEN TO HER!

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Miffy

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Fairy Godmother

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quote:
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Twerp? [Killing me]

Showing your age luv. [Snigger]

I could say something stronger dear but this is a family show

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Mother Mary

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I had thought of flying Virgin, what do you think?

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A very naughty boy

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[Mad]

Can't a man enjoy visiting friends and having a cup of coffee. Mary, are you *sure* you paid your TV license?

[slips Baby Jesus under the table where he cannot be seen, and places mug of coffee on table [Wink] ]

Donkey, em ... I traded in my car for a 4 seater turbo prop. Thinking starting up an airline ...

Brianair [Big Grin]

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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.

[strathclydezero]

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Ok, obviously mary you need more of a hint.

Hey MD cue Walk Like an Egyptian (again)

Gold gets up and does the old time Eygiptian walking like an Egyptian things in a circle around Mary, complete with hand movements and belly shake

Do you get it now? Or do we have to spell it out in words of one syllabil?
Cue dream for Joseph me thinks [Roll Eyes]

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Mother Mary

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Brianair? That rings a bell. Do you do cheap flights to Cairo, by any chance?

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Angel 1

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Angel 1:
quote:
Originally posted by Mother Mary:


I was just going to book a flight to Egypt. Any ideas who does cheap flights from here to there? I would check on the internet, but it hasn't been invented yet.

I could find one for you?!

A

Mother Mary - DON'T LISTEN TO HER!
no-one ever does. [Frown]
A

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A very naughty boy

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If I can fill a plane I'll fly anywhere. You are responsible for all airport tax, insurance, onflight refreshments ...

You get the idea.

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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.

[strathclydezero]

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Jeep pulls up alongside another house. There are soft toys in the window. Henchman doesn't bother knocking this time. She barges in, her sword drawn.

The stage goes black, and there are several screams, two infant-voices, and one woman sobbing violently.

The lights come up to see the Henchman leaving the house, wiping her sword.


Onto the next one, boys.

I can see this scene being replayed in years to come - a visitor going from house to house, all in one night, leaving little 'gifts' for all the little children...

Muhaha.

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Mother Mary

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You don't take small children, do you?

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Mother Mary

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(Ooops, I was talking to Brian, not the Sweet Henchman yet! [Embarrassed] )

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Evil Henchman

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quote:
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You don't take small children, do you?

I do.

(On my way...)

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A very naughty boy

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Small children can travel for a small supplement as long as they sit on a parents lap.

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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.

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Director

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quote:
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If I can fill a plane I'll fly anywhere. You are responsible for all airport tax, insurance, onflight refreshments ...

You get the idea.

Ahem!

<Consults script. Yells into wings...>

Calling Pilot, calling Pilot. Come in Pilot.

No answer

OK then...Will Mr S Pilot, last heard of in a small and rather doubtful bar down the road from the theatre, kindly contact the Directors of tHe SOF Nativity Play, NOW!

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Angel 1

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quote:
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Jeep pulls up alongside another house. There are soft toys in the window. Henchman doesn't bother knocking this time. She barges in, her sword drawn.

The stage goes black, and there are several screams, two infant-voices, and one woman sobbing violently.

The lights come up to see the Henchman leaving the house, wiping her sword.


Onto the next one, boys.

I can see this scene being replayed in years to come - a visitor going from house to house, all in one night, leaving little 'gifts' for all the little children...

Muhaha.

he he he.

but it's not a proper evil laugh until you break the horizontal scroll.

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Sheep

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Continues looking out window at Jeep going around the neighborhood, seeing Henchman and minions running into houses with swords. Get's a bad feeling about this. Nose starts glowing.

Baaaaa! Baaaaaa!

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Mother Mary

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quote:
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Small children can travel for a small supplement as long as they sit on a parents lap.

But I am very slim, don't have much of a lap, look! Especially not in this lovely blue dress... don't you think it's rather slimming? Does a serene twirl I got it half price in.. ooops, sorry, digressing there a moment.

I meant to say, I don't know that I could fit both of them on my lap. Could one sit on yours?

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Donkey

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Well, Mary can hold Lavinia on her lap, and JC and I will take the other seat. Refreshments, we don't need 'em. The Pringles are all gone anyways... (looks at sheep)

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Little Beast of Burden....ha!
aka Lady A

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Director

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quote:
Originally posted by Director:
quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
If I can fill a plane I'll fly anywhere. You are responsible for all airport tax, insurance, onflight refreshments ...

You get the idea.

Ahem!

<Consults script. Yells into wings...>

Calling Pilot, calling Pilot. Come in Pilot.

No answer

OK then...Will Mr S Pilot, last heard of in a small and rather doubtful bar down the road from the theatre, kindly contact the Directors of tHe SOF Nativity Play, NOW!

....where he will hear something to his advantage. [Snigger]

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Miffy

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Pontius Pilot

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Sitting slumped in a downtown Bethlehem bar, Capt. P. Pilot keys into his mobile...

CHAIRMAN BRIAN... JUST REFUELLNG PLANE FOR 2NITES FLIGHT 2 IBIZA. NO PASSENGERS SHOWD YET (AS USUAL). AW8 YR INSTRUXIONS. PONTIUS

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aka simon

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A very naughty boy

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Em ... only in an emergency.

In reality depends upon the fee.

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Romanes Eunt Domus,
Brian.

[strathclydezero]

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Evil Henchman

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Jeep pulls up alongside the inn

Innkeeper!

How many children do you have staying in your hotel?

The innkeeper breaks into a cold sweat. "Um... there're none actually in the hotel as such.", he replies.

Legions - search the inn. I'm off for a fag round the back of this cattle shed here.

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I've left my toasting fork with my alternate personality Sarkycow.

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Sheep 3

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[Sheep 3 wanders in, looking for something to eat. Noses empty Pringles can.]

*baaaaaaaaaa*

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jlg the sheep

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Mother Mary

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quote:
Originally posted by A very naughty boy:
Em ... only in an emergency.

In reality depends upon the fee.

Fee? Hmmmmmm... is that negotiable?
There again, I notice Joseph only took his wallet to that carpenting job, he didn't take his credit card. American Express?

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Over 500 posts? No wonder I am exhausted. Wake me in the spring, if you please.(Smudgie)

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