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Baptist Trainfan
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But we could go even further than that: Chesham.

I don't know if they have restaurants there, but surely they must have - it's leafy Bucks, for goodness' sake!

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There's a good Indian on the Berkhampsted Road in Chesham....

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If we're on the hunt for good restaurants ...

Belfast York Road is reasonably handy for Nick's Warehouse, a favourite haunt when I worked at the Art College and D. worked at the Cathedral; it's just round the corner from both.

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Waterford (Plunkett) - to be sure!
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That's a bit iffy, Kingsfold. Strictly speaking, given that Essex is now in Nidd, that qualifies as a parallel block and in an international match the referee might well rule advantage to your opponent and spoon you.

We're a bit more flexible here, so perhaps rather than require the move be rerolled, or impose the spoon, perhaps I can move to Finsbury Park?

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That allows me to invoke the Rules of Acquisition and take us to

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Bank

Both a move and an instruction.

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Hmmm... Let me assimilate that and take it to

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quote:
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the referee might well rule advantage to your opponent and spoon you.

It's likely to be the best offer I get all day, possibly week.... [Big Grin]

Meanwhile, Holborn

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As an acquaintance of mine wrote:

I can hear the loud snoring of the girl that I love
As she lies here beside me asleep with the night
And her drool in a slow trickle soaks in my pillow
Reflecting the glow of the winter moonlight

I have nibbled her ear, nuzzled her shoulder
Spooned up behind her and fondled her tits
Yet still she is snoring, still she is drooling
Ah well no rumpy tonight then, ah shit.


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Celibacy has its attractions...

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Ahaha! Ahahahahaha!

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You do know that there is only one possible way forward from there, don't you?

++ Sighs wearily ++

Dollis Hill. Now look what you've done.

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That was totally unnecessary. You could have played a Finsbury Fandango, off the top of my head.

But, of course, now you've started it:

Leamin.... .... no, wait... St. Alban's Abbey

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Baptist Trainfan
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Won't work, I'm afraid. The Finsbury Fandango only applies to Saturdays when Arsenal are playing home matches.

So we're still at Dollis Hill, even though I grant that the banks of the Ver offer a more pleasing aspect than those of the Brent.

P.S.Where's that Welsh Vicar-chappie just when you need him? A disgraceful dereliction of his responsibilities, in my opinion.

[ 23. January 2013, 13:18: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]

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Shovelling snow, since you ask...

Now:

QI'tomer

Where the Klingon-Federation Peace Accord was signed. You should be able to reconcile your parallels from there with a little warp technology.

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I'm almost afraid to ask what you two have added to your hot toddies. Still, better make a move to

Fairlop

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Seven Sisters.

Phew - back to normality!

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MORNINGTON CRESCENT

What a time to return to normality eh?

Off we go again...

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Island Gardens (DLR).

Gone to the dogs, I'm afraid.

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I actually met the dogs coming the other way ...

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Aha! So we're in ampersand territory now, are we? Very nice, if possibly indecisive.

Chorleywood & Chenies.

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Wrenbury

because it's in Shropshire. [Razz]

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Adlestrop on the "Old Worse and Worse" Railway
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Yes, I remember that. [Big Grin]

Harviston End

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Machynlleth

That's not my move, I was just clearing my throat.

Morning ...

Wait for it!

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Silkstone Common

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This may not be the greatest place to be on a day with heavy snow forecast, but

Abbots Ripton

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If there's heavy snow forecast, then Aviemore's probably as good a place to be as any.

Happy skiing!

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In that case, Ptarmigan Top Station.

I agree about the perils of snow at Abbots Ripton (posted upthread), although I do think that our signalling and brakes have improved somewhat since 1876.

[ 25. January 2013, 07:41: Message edited by: Baptist Trainfan ]

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Qo'noS

Wear high boots to avoid the bites of the targs!

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Guys, just a warning that we'll be closing the thread for a break fairly soon. We wouldn't want the electronic scoreboard that KLB so kindly brought along to run out of batteries now, would we. [Smile]

I'm not going to give the game away, but I'm pretty sure one of you has an open reverse shunt into MC if you play it right.

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[Edited for spellink.]

[ 25. January 2013, 10:16: Message edited by: Imaginary Friend ]

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That sounds like the link on my local railway company's website: "Planned Disruptions". It somehow always makes me smile.

Dare I say Highgate (High Level)?

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You mean we haven't got either the lovely Samantha or the equally lovely Sven scoring?

Well, that's blown my daydream then.

Anyhow, I think Highgate suits nicely.

ETA: Oops. Can you tell I'm having a bad day? Revise that to Barons Court

[ 25. January 2013, 10:47: Message edited by: kingsfold ]

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Samantha and Sven are both involved, fret not. The electronic display board was set up by Sven, but it is a little temperamental; Sven doesn't seem to quite have the knack, which does make him quite cross, but he soon brightens up when Samantha appears to twiddle his knob whenever it goes down.

ULAS J1120+0641

Should take long enough to get back from there to stop the hosts closing the thread in the immediate future.

[ 25. January 2013, 10:50: Message edited by: Karl: Liberal Backslider ]

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Especially if we throw Royal Leamington Spa into the equation.

What? At least I didn't say D****s H**l

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Dollis bloody Hill

It doesn't bloody matter now...

[Mad]

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After those last two moves, there's only one thing to do.

Mornington Crescent

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As Shakespeare would have put it:

Exeunt severally, pursued by a bear..

On that note of erudition, I bid you all farewell.

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Earth has not anything to show more fair,
Than an elegantly parked train.

Brightside Railway Sidings

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. [Snore]

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Bad move, Chorister. No way out of those sidings, thanks to the weather.

All routes to Mornington Crescent are blocked due to the wrong kind of snow. Please feel free to panic.

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Don't forget to lock it or we might have some more fun...

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"Fun" isn't the word I'd use, but . . .
Thread REALLY closed!
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