Actually, I prefer Ricky Gervaise.

Ah, but I think you'll find that he isn't mentioned by name in the bible. I think we must embrace this truth.

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Originally posted by Wood:
I'm in team A.

That Graham Norton's brilliant, isn't he?

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Well you would say that wouldn't you? That's exactly the sort of stuff I'd expect from a shandy drinking lightweight with a Britney Spears obsession

The Thread That Wouldn't Die.

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Originally posted by clare:
( no-where does Matthew, Mark, Luke or John mention Grahem Norton.

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That's got nothing to do with it because Graham Norton is an idiot, just like everyone else posting on this thread. (except me)

So Graham Norton is an anagram for "camper than a field full of tents".

anymore anagrams ?

Does that comment mean I am on Team C?

Nice try, but no cigar. I shall have to set up a (temporary) team E, to address this proposal which certainly belongs in the Styx.

Kerymania threads need to start with a bible passage, so i'm afraid you have well and truely missed your opportunity. May I suggest you join the wonderful contenders doing an absolutely fabulous job as team B! Your passages might come in useful

I shall now retreat from inscruitable objectivity, and disband team E.

(Team F)

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"After the storm I suppose you dragged yourselves up on deck"

On behalf of Team C I must tell you to READ THE RULES

There isn't a board for Jules and Sandy so deal with it. If you can't understand simple instructions then don't bother

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Conversation in the cafe has suggested:

MW hosts could lead a service which was being MW'ed (individually) - HT a welsh presby church, SS in high, non catholic anglican and bb in a la Sarum.

as for purg hosts
AC would have to write about the lizard men, and how they were really the royal family.
Laura could give a detailed list of the arguments for and against homosexuality.
Karl could write of his conversion to evangelical christianity, and how the earth was made, inc fossils, in 6 days.
Suggestions for Mousethief welcome .

I think we should discuss ideas for a service based on the theme of same sex relationships, how we would present it, who can do the powerpoint presentaions? who can bring the candles. How will we get everyone involved and can we use the room abouve the pub?

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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Team A ;

So Graham Norton is an anagram for "camper than a field full of tents".

anymore anagrams ?

P

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Homosexuality=Oh, a xylem is out

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May I suggest you join the wonderful contenders doing an absolutely fabulous job as team B! Your passages might come in useful

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I personally think that despite and including all your experiences, be they of homosexuality, threads, candles, anagrams or the mystery of worship that dare not speak its name, that we are all part of the wider whole that we strive towards in the unity of the spirit. Indeed, as Jesus himself commanded, be a fruit and do not be lopped.

Are we not in danger of undue lopping, and is this not indicative of wider issues which the churches have to face in this changing society we call the twenty-first century?

Yours thoughtfully,

clare

*I choose to start the poem now.*

So says Team C

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There isn't a board for Jules and Sandy so deal with it. If you can't understand simple instructions then don't bother

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That's uncanny. Has anyone ever seen Spike and Erin in the same room at the same time?

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Originally posted by Yaffle:
That's uncanny. Has anyone ever seen Spike and Erin in the same room at the same time?

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Originally posted by Atticus:
Hell/Homosexuality(excuse me) Another bartender
Hell/Homosexuality another
Hell/Homosexuality another
Hell/Homosexuality one more
What are lou yooking at!??!

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How many bartenders have you had? And which team do you bat for (as it were)?

...what we need to do next is play a game called Homesexuality poetry

so the first poet takes the first letter of Homosexuality to start the poem thus

Happiness

the next poet takes

o

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Originally posted by Late Quartet:
Definitely in team A...

...what we need to do next is play a game called Homesexuality poetry

so the first poet takes the first letter of Homosexuality to start the poem thus

Happiness

the next poet takes

o

and so on

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OK, As I'm in Team C I'm going to say

Orifice

So there

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Originally posted by The Coot:
As a supporter of Team A I should like to share with you a poem I have written: 'Ode to my Sexuality', this I am performing while engaging in liturgical dance in a dark room lit with strange coloured lights.

*I choose to start the poem now.*

As it's a dynamic art form you'll have to take it on spec when I say it is beautiful, moving and poignant.

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splendid, you are trying to move it Small Fire as well then!

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Originally posted by Late Quartet
all
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interests
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Yorkshire-wards

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Originally posted by Late Quartet:
Ah but Spike, as all in Team A will ensure, the rules keep changing ... for the better ... so acrostics it is, for the time being (heavenly ones of course--not throwing down a gauntlet or anything)

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Trust the happy-clappy-planet-christian-types to change the rules. Well as long as they're happy

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