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Thread: Hell: Bad Ideas for Threads
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coffee jim
Shipmate
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Look Who's Stalking - information (some speculative, some confirmed by links) on the boards and websites frequented by other Shipmates, particularly the 'big names'. From page 4, to include insinuations about their whereabouts IRL, supplemented by blurry photos.
R*j*s*s S*cks - a thread for snide and supercilious wisecracks about other bulletin boards, particularly those known to be frequented by other shipmates.
Any more suggestions?
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welsh dragon
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Pooh at Pooh Corner - warning, possible spoilers
Bland eighties pinups I once fancied - where are they now?
Why I think the Church of England employment policy should discriminate against homosexuals
Interesting anagrams of hellhosts names
Which saint's name I would choose if I entered a religious order and why
Which female name I would chose if I entered St. Stephen's House, Oxford as a male ordinand and why
New order - let's all pretend we are in community together! let's have a party thread (that is a party without any sex...)
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Tom Day
Ship's revolutionary
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quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
(that is a party without any sex...)
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welsh dragon
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# 3249
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a party in which everyone is celibate and there is no flirting then? An unusual party?
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Genie
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# 3282
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quote:
Originally posted by Lurker:
Calling Erin to Hell- has anyone actually tried this?
I belive Erin and Merseymike had a little lovers' tiff in Hell a month or two back. I forget who called who, although by the fourth page of muck-slinging it was a bit academic.
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coffee jim
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Ah yes. 'Merseymike, get your sorry ass in here'. Don't think even he would be foolish enough to summon her up....sorry, call her to Hell.
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ed_m
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i was looking for that very thread the other day... can anyone enlighten me ?
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magnum mysterium
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Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Which female name I would chose if I entered St. Stephen's House, Oxford as a male ordinand and why
Testing to see if this is such a bad idea.... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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HenryT
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Exciting News from Canada
Basingstoke - a Mystery Worshipper report
(What, you can't tell I'm a GBS fan?)
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Merseymike
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Coffee, I don't think I've ever called anyone to Hell - though I have been summonsed once or twice.
I'd happily do it if I felt the need. Haven't yet, though.
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Christianity is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be experienced
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Og: Thread Killer
Ship's token CN Mennonite
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How to not see frames and other sins against the Holy Spirit
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I wish I was seeking justice loving mercy and walking humbly but... "Cease to lament for that thou canst not help, And study help for that which thou lament'st."
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SteveWal
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# 307
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Liberation Theology in Chick tracts
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If they give you lined paper to write on, write across the lines. (Russian anarchist saying)
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Paul W.
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# 1450
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All Americans are....
(Complete sentence with suitable generalisation)
Paul W
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Blog
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Og: Thread Killer
Ship's token CN Mennonite
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Why have all the Hell Hosts turned into Wimps?
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I wish I was seeking justice loving mercy and walking humbly but... "Cease to lament for that thou canst not help, And study help for that which thou lament'st."
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coffee jim
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveWal:
Liberation Theology in Chick tracts
Fascinating! Tell me more!
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Mad Geo
Ship's navel gazer
# 2939
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I think I'm a prophet.....
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snowgoose
Silly goose
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Everlasting Mornington Crescent
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Lord, what can the harvest hope for, if not for the care of the Reaper Man? --Terry Pratchett
Save a Siamese!
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 3631
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How the Administrators and Hosts could do a better job
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Glimmer
Ship's Lantern
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Beat me to it, SN. Also I was thinking -
Why Hellhosts Get It Wrong
Oz, Brit and US - God's Chosen Leaders
Speaking In Tongues Should Be Taught At School
Why Did We Have To Wait Till 1906 For The Real Church?
The Mistakes Jesus Made
Christian Banking Methods
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{Being rude to hellhosts and bolloxing your UBB in the same post is stupid. You are now on my list.}
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Mad Geo
Ship's navel gazer
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quote:
Originally posted by Glimmer:
Beat me to it, SN. Also I was thinking -
Why Hellhosts Get It Wrong
Oz, Brit and US - God's Chosen Leaders
Speaking In Tongues Should Be Taught At School
Why Did We Have To Wait Till 1906 For The Real Church?
The Mistakes Jesus Made
Christian Banking Methods
Nothing wrong with
US- God's Chosen Leaders , Glimmer
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[Copying messed up code is also messed up.]
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Elizabeth Anne
Altar Girl
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Why the Gay Bishop will be solely responsible for an Anglican Schism, Part 1,768
Word Association Lives Again
It's a Beautiful Day for a Pond War!
Jesus Christ + Ben Affleck = Pat Robertson
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Duo Seraphim*
Sea lawyer
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Why You Are Going To Hell
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magnum mysterium
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quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:
quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Which female name I would chose if I entered St. Stephen's House, Oxford as a male ordinand and why
Testing to see if this is such a bad idea....
Well evidently the aforementioned thread WAS a bad idea. It has been kicked up to heaven! ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Father Gregory
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Does God love my goldfish?
Is the Pope a Protestant?
Do demons have a hierarchy?
Did God create the smallpox virus?
Why I think your worship stinks.
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Find Your Way Around the Plot
TheOrthodoxPlot™
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The Black Labrador
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# 3098
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Jensen for Archbishop of Canterbury
Why gay sex should be recriminalised
Is not praying in tongues blasphemy against the Holy Spirit
Can Merseymike last a week without attacking evangelicals
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kentishmaid
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I'm a Celebrant, Get Me Out Of Here!
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Father Gregory
Orthodoxy
# 310
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Why I think Ian Paisley is a really nice person.
Why women should cover their heads in Church.
Why thermonuclear war is not necessarily a bad thing if Jesus comes again.
Tell me about your Rapture experiences.
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Find Your Way Around the Plot
TheOrthodoxPlot™
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Jimi Kendricks:
Kylie Minogue is a transsexual.
Damn, and I had her tipped for Bishop of Reading.
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kentishmaid
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'List all the sins you have ever committed in exact chronological order'
'Suggest suitable penance for the above'
'Fashion sense among the clergy'
'Parish Magazines should be put on the rates. Discuss'
'Incense and Asthma'
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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"
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Zwingli
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# 4438
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Why I'm feeling a little suicidal
What God told me last night
How science proves Australians are superior/ descended from the ten tribes.
What will happen at the Rapture (warning, likely spoilers)
I can see into your heart, and guess what...
Um, hello, I'm new and I'm drunk and I wasn't sure where to post this.
Why I joined the UDA/ Real IRA/ al Aqsa Martyers' Brigade.
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dyfrig
Blue Scarfed Menace
# 15
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'Another thread about what David Peters is up to (despite the fact that he doesn't, as far as we know, frequent the site and shouldn't be having his private life discussed in this way and which are started by his acquaintances who are, apparantly, incapable of emailing or phoning him to find out.)'
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"He was wrong in the long run, but then, who isn't?" - Tony Judt
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Robert Porter-Miller
Tiocfaidh Separabit
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quote:
Originally posted by Fr. Gregory:
Why I think Ian Paisley is a really nice person.
The Big Man is a very nice person - he's the only one who looks out for us in Norn Iron you know.
Liberation Theology in Chick tracts would make a wonderful discussion - although I seem to recall Chick tracts being done on the boards in the dim and distant past.
Here are some further suggestions
- Calvinism and why I'm right
- AV1611 and no other
- Ecumenism - not here thanks
- You're sick because God's punishing you
![[Razz]](tongue.gif) - Simon is really Satan in disguise
That's enough for me - I was going to write something about genital warts but I thought people might actually think I have them ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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It's a beautiful day - don't let it get away - Bono and the boys
Let's all "Release Some Tension"
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Gremlin
Ship's Cryptanalyst
# 129
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I think this one just about sums it up.
Alternatively:
Why I should be made a Host/Admin
Ta-ra,
Gremlin
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
Oh I get it... like humour... but different.
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ed_m
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quote:
Originally posted by ed_m:
i was looking for that very thread the other day... can anyone enlighten me ?
can anyone enlighten me on the whereabouts of the mike vs erin thread ?
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012
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I deleted it
I like deleting things. Including posters.
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Gremlin
Ship's Cryptanalyst
# 129
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Another couple:
- I'm a thread-starter. Raging thread-starter
- Why I think Simon should stand down
Ta-ra,
Gremlin
edited to make it a bullet-list. ![[Embarrassed]](icon_redface.gif)
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Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
Oh I get it... like humour... but different.
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Glimmer
Ship's Lantern
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Some more musings -
- How To Tell Your Guardian Angel What You Want
- Child Slavery - The Positive Side
- The Point Of Circumcision
- Lying To Protect Your Faith
- Getting Your Name Off A Hellhost List
- Describe The Spiritual Body You Want
- Your Favorite Altar Calls
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anglicanrascal
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# 3412
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Calling All You Lying, Lazy, Two-faced Hosts to Hell
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kentishmaid
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Changing Churches, Hosted by Carol Smilie.
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Alt Wally
Cardinal Ximinez
# 3245
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Please come to the self-help seminar I'm hosting, and if you don't come you're an asshole.
[ 30. July 2003, 13:38: Message edited by: Wally ]
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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This reminds me of a bumper sticker popular some years ago around here:
"If you love something, set it free. If it runs away, hunt it down and kill it."
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welsh dragon
Shipmate
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Posted
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:
quote:
Originally posted by Magnum Mysterium:
quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
Which female name I would chose if I entered St. Stephen's House, Oxford as a male ordinand and why
Testing to see if this is such a bad idea....
Well evidently the aforementioned thread WAS a bad idea. It has been kicked up to heaven!
And it follows,
- An idea I got off a thread called "Bad ideas for threads"...
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Zeke
Ship's Inquirer
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Did my dog go to heaven?
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If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? --Benjamin Franklin
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KenWritez
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- Tat? Ungodly at Best
- Orthodox and Anglicans: Why They're Both Actually Roman Catholics
- Here's Why My Church is Right and You All Are Wrong
- Merseymike's Appreciation Thread for Evangelicals
- Why Vegetarians are Going to Hell
- I Love My SUV, So Screw You, Erin
- Pissing Matches Between Snippy MW Fusspots
- CofE: Converting to Evangelicalism, ++Rowen to Host "700 Club."
- Field Guide for the Americans: Irish / English / Scots / Welsh; No Difference, Really.
- Why English Beer Tastes Like Warm Piss
- Duchess and Merseymike to Co-Host on TBN
- Field Guide for the Brits: Americans - They're All Crazy.
- Tomb's Report: Why Britney Spears is Better Than Bach
- Why the War in Iraq Was the Right Thing to Do
- Killing Fluffy Bunnies for Jesus
- Fat Christians Aren't
- America: Top of the Foodchain for +50 Years!
- Jesus, The Free-Market Capitalist and Kicker of Socialist Butt
- Whiskey is Ditchwater
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My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Katie H. L.
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# 1996
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Unpleasant Medical Tests I've Had Recently
The world would be a better place without Brits
PROOF that Jesus never existed
Katie
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Katie L. just using her middle initial for a while.
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