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Thread: Hell: Bad Ideas for Threads
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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On T & T:
Hagrid in a Speedo; or, My Very Favourite Harry Potter Slash Fiction
(Any erotic story thread involving ShipMates, as well)
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Why Don't The English Know How To Speak?*
Why Don't The Americans Know How To Speak?
Why Don't [insert country, ethnic group, etc. here] Know How To Speak?
Wie Dont [etc.] Knoe Hwo To Speek? It iS Teh Stup1d! (either ironic or, disturbingly, genuinely oblivious to the irony)
David
* with apologies to Henry Higgins
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My essays on comics continuity: http://chastmastr.tumblr.com/tagged/continuity
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
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It isn't big and it isn't clever
A very personal debate about IntellectByProxys personal endowmnets.
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Blog
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Robert Porter-Miller
Tiocfaidh Separabit
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- My guide to church authority - no-one elses is valid
- Why can't Rev Paisley and Pope John Paul 2 just be friends
- My private hell and why you are all making it worse
- What to do with the collection money once you've stolen it
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It's a beautiful day - don't let it get away - Bono and the boys
Let's all "Release Some Tension"
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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(In Styx) Web design: suggestions for improvements to the boards
(In Heaven) Ile effing sware if I effing wont.
(In Purgatory) Homosexuality in Palestine: yes or no?
(In Hell) I started this thread to ask why you are picking on my friend.
(In All Saints) Gay meet, for gay shipmates only!
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
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A heavenly counterpart to this thread :
Good ideas for threads
And on the blackout theme
Are you shipmates caught in the blackout OK? Post here and we will know
- cos they would power their computers how exactly? Not that I don't wish all blacked-out shipmates well.
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Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Abuse in the Catholic Church: A Beginners Guide (warning: likely spoilers)
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Firmly on dry land
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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The entire Bible in one post, for the benefit of you godless heathen who refuse to read it.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Luke
Soli Deo Gloria
# 306
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Mormonism is the thinking man's religion
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Surely all those Mormons can’t be wrong!
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Emily's Voice
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Liopleurodon
Mighty sea creature
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Pope Idol
The most repulsive way I can think of eating mashed potato
This thread is completely unnecessary: if you read the Bible from cover to cover you'll already know the point I was thinking of making.
If God loves me, he's got a funny way of showing it (or any variation thereof)
What Did Jesus Eat? The Weightloss Plan that REALLY Works! (I've actually seen a book with this title)
Thank the Lord for HIV
Game: let's see how many hours we can stay online at SoF without eating, drinking, sleeping or soiling ourselves.
In Kerygmania: Lot was a child-abusing scumbag. Discuss.
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Our God is an awesome God. Much better than that ridiculous God that Desert Bluffs has. - Welcome to Night Vale
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.
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QLib
Bad Example
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Am I the only one who thinks that...
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Originally posted by skielight:
If God loves me, he's got a funny way of showing it
...is a fucking ace idea for a thread?
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Amorya
Ship's tame galoot
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quote:
Originally posted by tomb .:
Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.
Go on, send it to heaven. I dare you!
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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Why I Know More About Another Country's Politics Than the Shipmates Living There.
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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quote:
Originally posted by Amorya:
quote:
Originally posted by tomb .:
Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.
Go on, send it to heaven. I dare you!
Don't dare me to do anything, or you'll regret it. Actually, I'm more tempted to close this thread and let you lot go back to spanking the monkey.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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I'm starting this thread for no other reason than this board is piss-poor-boring at the moment
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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Thanks, Chris. This was one of my favorite, funniest threads of all time.
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Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and shut it when I've said enough. Amen.
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012
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What I learnt at christian summer camp.
Let's cut the crap - you are all wrong.
I have an essay to write, who wants to help?
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“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
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Liturgical uses of toe cheese, dried sweat, belly-button fluff and nasal emmisions.
[I must be tired today.]
[ 26. September 2003, 14:21: Message edited by: Schroedinger's cat ]
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Blog
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
# 28
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i was actually thinking of starting this one for the gross-out value, but i decided i'd better not:
who wants to see the video of the huge abcess on my cats face being lanced and all the pus oozing out?
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On pilgrimage in the endless realms of Cyberia, currently traveling by ship. Now with live journal!
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
# 716
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Well, Nicole, that'll keep the thread from being sent to Heaven for sure. ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
Game: Gross-Out Contest
ShipMate Webcams: Uncensored!
David
glad your cat is better, though
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My essays on comics continuity: http://chastmastr.tumblr.com/tagged/continuity
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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Random Stream of Consciousness Thread - just post the first thought that comes into your head!
Shipmeet - anyone interested in meeting underwater?
Interesting Collections - does anyone else collect sticky price labels from supermarkets or bus tickets?
Teabag Competition - how many cups can you make from one teabag and which blend goes furthest?
Alternative Uses for Marmite
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 3631
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I would have thought that "Have you ever eaten tofu?" would be a totally ludicrous idea for a thread.
But to date it's gone two pages and 64 posts. So what the hell do I know?
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The Rogue
Shipmate
# 2275
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What is the best book to read while having a vasectomy?
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If everyone starts thinking outside the box does outside the box come back inside?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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"The Sun Also Rises", Rogue.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Not Lady Chatterley's Lover?
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Cranmer's baggage*
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Random Stream of Consciousness Thread - just post the first thought that comes into your head!
Are you sure this thread isn't already running under an alias? ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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Eschew obfuscation!
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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As posted by RooK: "Presleytarian and her fat ass."
You'd need a sponge to pick him up afterward. The horror! The horror!
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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quote:
Originally posted by welsh dragon:
No. Portnoy's Complaint.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
Would put a positive spin on the situation...
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
# 3784
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I know all about those Muslims. (I saw Paula Abdul perform once.)
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welsh dragon
Shipmate
# 3249
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And in the same vein...
Today I Consign to All Saints For anyone you would like to be done to death with group hugs.
Today I Consign to Mystery Worshipper for anyone you would like to be done to death with poisoned incense, which would be a lovely Jacobean way to go.
Today I Consign to Small Fire for anyone you would like to be made the subject of a small but immensely meaningful and intellectualised worship happening...
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
# 2252
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Which new apprentice is a M******ike sock-puppet?
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georgia
Shipmate
# 4875
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My christian experience and why yours is deception
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'I am not much in the mood for deep talk.'. Daisy Ashford
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Zwingli
Shipmate
# 4438
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Today I consign to Kergymania: a more polite way of saying about a topic "see, the Bible agrees with me"
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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A thread using as many of the temporarily-forbidden words as humanly possible, including but not limited to, "M******ike," "ho*******lity," "***," "A******nism," "kn*ckers," "kn*ckers," and "S*****ni," in accordance with the prophecy
David
Semprini
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My essays on comics continuity: http://chastmastr.tumblr.com/tagged/continuity
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Because the 26 threads in Purgatory and Hell that talk about gay bishops simply are not enough.
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Commandment number one: shut the hell up.
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The Bede's American Successor
Curmudgeon-in-Training
# 5042
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quote:
Originally posted by The Rogue:
What is the best book to read while having a vasectomy?
Goodbye, Columbus
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This was the iniquity of your sister Sodom: she and her daughters had pride of wealth and food in plenty, comfort and ease, and yet she never helped the poor and the wretched.
—Ezekiel 16.49
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Chris
Shipmate
# 111
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Is my hamster gay?
[Edited for spelling. Yes, one of those four words.]
[ 11. November 2003, 03:59: Message edited by: Chris ]
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...and praise will come to those whose kindness leaves you without debt...
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