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Ormo
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If you are a christian you must pass this mail on to 20 of your closest friends, otherwise you are not a christian!
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Originally posted by ChastMastr:
I actually almost started this thread about thirty seconds ago, and then decided it might hurt some well-meaning new person who thought I meant them:
Certain Unnamed New People Who Come In, Ignore The Commandments, And Then Troll
My OP was going to consist of several lines of A's, followed by RRRGGGHHH!!! (AAAAA...AAAAAARGH!) and perhaps this smiley: ![[brick wall]](graemlins/brick_wall.gif) over and over again.
But I think it would be a bad idea for a thread.
So I mustn't.
Is it me?? ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Robert Porter-Miller
Tiocfaidh Separabit
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ChastMastr - you are sooooo surreal - I'm looking forward to a DC meet next year sometime ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
- Why HTML is better than UBB
- I love my hamster (agape you understand)
- Who's your favourite Pope
- Cricket (a user's guide for USians)
- My favourite stains¹
1 - not saints now y'hear
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It's a beautiful day - don't let it get away - Bono and the boys
Let's all "Release Some Tension"
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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We don't talk enough about gay issues on the Ship.
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
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Robert Miller - you reminded me that we really shouldn't have :
Why Neoworks was so much better than UBB
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Ormo:
Is it me??
NO. Trust me, you'd know, as all the posters in question were jumped upon, and rightly so, by Hosts and everyone else. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
But DANG, there were a lot of them for a few days last week. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Bad thread idea: U ALL SUK or anything rude with crappy spelling in the title.
Indeed, apart from very rare cases, NE THR34D L1K3 TH15 1 just on general principle...
David
teh l33t tr33t th4t'5 g00d 2 33t
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My essays on comics continuity: http://chastmastr.tumblr.com/tagged/continuity
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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.-.././-/... .--./---/.../- ../-/ --/---/.-./.../. !
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
.-.././-/... .--./---/.../- ../-/ --/---/.-./.../. !
That's ".-.././-/... .--./---/.../- .. -. --/---/.-./.../.," I'll have you know! ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Let's all correct each other's spelling and grammar in Morse, binary, and similar things!
What's your post count? Post as if it's the year you're in!
David
extremely silly
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Zwingli
Shipmate
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I have no theological problems with homosexuals, I just don't like them.
Other than the odd insult, what has Erin ever done for the Ship?
God hates ugly people
Papal sweepstakes- guess which day John Paul II finally dies.
Cardinal Ratzinger is my hero and the future Pope
My kitten would make a good bishop, she looks so lovely in robes and a collar.
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Zwingli
Shipmate
# 4438
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I have no theological problems with homosexuals, I just don't like them.
Other than the odd insult, what has Erin ever done for the Ship?
God hates ugly people
Papal sweepstakes- guess which day John Paul II finally dies.
Cardinal Ratzinger is my hero and the future Pope
My kitten would make a good bishop, she looks so lovely in robes and a collar.
Unsolved crimes I would like to confess to
Calling Smudgie to Hell
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Emma Louise
Storm in a teapot
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(tee hee - i saw the last post on recent threads without reading the title .... and came to look! )
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
# 2764
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Microsoft ROCKS and LINUX SUCKS!kill the penguin
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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How the Ship Changed My Life, or, Why I Now Hate Gays, Evangelicals, and the Welsh.
Alien abductions - let's compare experiences!
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Zwingli
Shipmate
# 4438
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sorry for accidental double, now triple, post.
And to add:
Infralapsarianism v's supralapsarianism and the edifice of hypercalvinism.
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
# 2252
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Bad Ideas for Threads
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Lurker McLurker™
Ship's stowaway
# 1384
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Flame Academy
Eight people who have never posted on the Ship are trained in the noble art of flaming by masters such as Tomb, RooK, and pyx_e. Each week one is eliminated by vote. The winner gets to become a hellhost. If he/she can survive the final challenge, that is: a no-holds-barred fight with Erin.
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Just War Theory- a perversion of morality?
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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"Pictorial Survey of All Kilt-Wearing Shipmates (With Ratings)"
Oh - sorry - wrong thread... That could be a good topic if handled correctly.
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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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Robert Porter-Miller
Tiocfaidh Separabit
# 1459
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quote:
Originally posted by junior fool:
sorry for accidental double, now triple, post.
And to add:
Infralapsarianism v's supralapsarianism and the edifice of hypercalvinism.
Nothing wrong with that Junior Fool - have you never read B B Warfield's book "The Plan of Salvation".
- Transubstantiation - Cannibalism in disguise
- Have you ever urinated in the communion cup
- Paying your tithes - why a tenth is never good enough
- Icons - why are they always drawn so badly?
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It's a beautiful day - don't let it get away - Bono and the boys
Let's all "Release Some Tension"
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Willyburger
Ship's barber
# 658
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Charles Manson: The Misunderstood Prophet
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Willy, Unix Bigot, Esq.
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Why is it that every time I go out to buy bookshelves, I come home with more books?
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
"Pictorial Survey of All Kilt-Wearing Shipmates (With Ratings)"
Oh - sorry - wrong thread... That could be a good topic if handled correctly.
Wanting this thread severely ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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heathen mama
Shipmate
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Why do Mormons dress like retards?
The New Testament -- Rewritten in Txt Mssg
101 examples of FUN Southern Baptist Weddings
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I shaved my armpits for *this*?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
How the Ship Changed My Life, or, Why I Now Hate Gays, Evangelicals, and the Welsh.
BWAH! ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
Everything Phlegmish-A cookbook for Hell
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Big Steve
Ship's Navigator
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quote:
Originally posted by heathen mama:
The New Testament -- Rewritten in Txt Mssg
I was in a baptist church last week. The pastor was recommending some bible reading notes, one of which was bible reading notes for teens - in Txt Msg format. Aarg. I nearly puked on the spot. Or rather, Pukd On D Spt. I'm sure the three teenagers were queueing up afterwards - for the door.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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American spelling and punctuation - why it is wrong.
How [B]to{i] mess[/i] quote:
up{b]
code:
code
[u]compλetely[/u].
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Last ever sig ...
blog
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
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Game : what's the next letter?
I will start with a letter. You have to guess what the next letter in the alphabet is. I will start with A
Writing viruses gives me a sense of power
Erin you're a complete Sh!thead
In another thread Erin called me a "useless pile of rotting dung, that my mother should have swallowed but it probably made her gag too". I don't think this shows the spirit of Christian Love that I expected around here.
Everywhere I go, it seems that someone feels a need to insult me. I had hoped that this place might be more tolerant, but no. The same as always. Well I'm off. That'll teach you.
But maybe we've had that one ....
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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Lurker McLurker™
Ship's stowaway
# 1384
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quote:
Originally posted by heathen mama:
The New Testament -- Rewritten in Txt Mssg
Didn't Simon do this?
Calling Arius to Hell
Go on, Freggy, you know you want to...
[ 14. August 2003, 12:37: Message edited by: The Lurker ]
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Just War Theory- a perversion of morality?
Posts: 5661 | From: Raxacoricofallapatorius | Registered: Sep 2001
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ChastMastr
Shipmate
# 716
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On T & T:
Hagrid in a Speedo; or, My Very Favourite Harry Potter Slash Fiction
(Any erotic story thread involving ShipMates, as well)
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Why Don't The English Know How To Speak?*
Why Don't The Americans Know How To Speak?
Why Don't [insert country, ethnic group, etc. here] Know How To Speak?
Wie Dont [etc.] Knoe Hwo To Speek? It iS Teh Stup1d! (either ironic or, disturbingly, genuinely oblivious to the irony)
David
* with apologies to Henry Higgins
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My essays on comics continuity: http://chastmastr.tumblr.com/tagged/continuity
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
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It isn't big and it isn't clever
A very personal debate about IntellectByProxys personal endowmnets.
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Blog
Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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Robert Porter-Miller
Tiocfaidh Separabit
# 1459
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- My guide to church authority - no-one elses is valid
- Why can't Rev Paisley and Pope John Paul 2 just be friends
- My private hell and why you are all making it worse
- What to do with the collection money once you've stolen it
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It's a beautiful day - don't let it get away - Bono and the boys
Let's all "Release Some Tension"
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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(In Styx) Web design: suggestions for improvements to the boards
(In Heaven) Ile effing sware if I effing wont.
(In Purgatory) Homosexuality in Palestine: yes or no?
(In Hell) I started this thread to ask why you are picking on my friend.
(In All Saints) Gay meet, for gay shipmates only!
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Schroedinger's cat
Ship's cool cat
# 64
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A heavenly counterpart to this thread :
Good ideas for threads
And on the blackout theme
Are you shipmates caught in the blackout OK? Post here and we will know
- cos they would power their computers how exactly? Not that I don't wish all blacked-out shipmates well.
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Music for your enjoyment
Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Abuse in the Catholic Church: A Beginners Guide (warning: likely spoilers)
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Firmly on dry land
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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The entire Bible in one post, for the benefit of you godless heathen who refuse to read it.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Luke
Soli Deo Gloria
# 306
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Mormonism is the thinking man's religion
or
Surely all those Mormons can’t be wrong!
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Emily's Voice
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Liopleurodon
Mighty sea creature
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Pope Idol
The most repulsive way I can think of eating mashed potato
This thread is completely unnecessary: if you read the Bible from cover to cover you'll already know the point I was thinking of making.
If God loves me, he's got a funny way of showing it (or any variation thereof)
What Did Jesus Eat? The Weightloss Plan that REALLY Works! (I've actually seen a book with this title)
Thank the Lord for HIV
Game: let's see how many hours we can stay online at SoF without eating, drinking, sleeping or soiling ourselves.
In Kerygmania: Lot was a child-abusing scumbag. Discuss.
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Our God is an awesome God. Much better than that ridiculous God that Desert Bluffs has. - Welcome to Night Vale
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.
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QLib
Bad Example
# 43
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Am I the only one who thinks that...
quote:
Originally posted by skielight:
If God loves me, he's got a funny way of showing it
...is a fucking ace idea for a thread?
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Amorya
Ship's tame galoot
# 2652
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quote:
Originally posted by tomb .:
Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.
Go on, send it to heaven. I dare you!
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KenWritez
Shipmate
# 3238
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Why I Know More About Another Country's Politics Than the Shipmates Living There.
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"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd." --Quentin Tarantino, Pulp Fiction
My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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quote:
Originally posted by Amorya:
quote:
Originally posted by tomb .:
Shipmates who resurrect dumb-ass threads just to annoy the Hosts and what will happen to them.
Go on, send it to heaven. I dare you!
Don't dare me to do anything, or you'll regret it. Actually, I'm more tempted to close this thread and let you lot go back to spanking the monkey.
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