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Bishops Finger
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Bet he (i.e. the Patriarch) didn't get anywhere, though.
IJ
-------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins)
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churchgeek
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quote: Originally posted by Eutychus: Abraham was testing Martin60
"Oh Martin! Will you sweep away the intelligible amid the unintelligible? What if there are five non-enigmatic ideas in your prose? Will you really drown them out and not spare other Shipmates for the sake of those five actual ideas?"
![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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lilBuddha
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Eggnog Piglet A small consumer of too much eggnog? A piglet made of eggnog? An Eggnog made of Piglet? Or does Pooh not know of punctuation?
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
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Eggnog Boogie
Too much of the former, the latter ensues!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Shake it all about:... Boogie
Seems about right. ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Is it really the last Wet Kipper
If so, I'm not sure whether to be disappointed or relieved.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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lilBuddha
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Royal Wedding: whose piglet? Corgis, I’d have expected...
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
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Tea and biscuits or... Wesley J
One doesn't exclude the other. Except that I am quite partial to the two former one, and thus there might be none left...! ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Oops... Service booklet... (Baptist Trainfan)
Timetable misprinted?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Piglet
Islander
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Is it really the last ... Jedijudy
Surely there's only one. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
-------------------- I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander. alto n a soprano who can read music
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churchgeek
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At last, Evangelicals Moo
...thus joining the barnyard chorus of the oinking Catholics, the crowing Orthodox, the bleating Anglicans, and all the mainline hee-hawing.
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Tree Bee
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quote: Originally posted by Zappa: The prayers of the Tree Bee
has a nice feel to it
![[Smile]](smile.gif)
-------------------- "Any fool can make something complicated. It takes a genius to make it simple." — Woody Guthrie http://saysaysay54.wordpress.com
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Wesley J
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Find your inner chef... Baptist Trainfan
... in the buffet car?
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Spiritual abuse is... Moo
Holy cow! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Gill H
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Well, it may relate to that whole ‘animal noises’ thing from a few years ago...
-------------------- *sigh* We can’t all be Alan Cresswell.
- Lyda Rose
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balaam
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What constitutes a balaam
1. Having a talking donkey. 2. Not being called Shrek.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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What constitutes a Schroedinger's cat
Tricky. As I understand it, if we look to find out it will disappear.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Eutychus
From the edge
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What constitutes a Martha
I'm pretty sure I've sat through this sermon, more than once.
-------------------- Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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mousethief
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Tea and biscuits or Bishops Finger
Uh, I'll take the tea and biscuits, please. (Is this the relics thread?)
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lilBuddha
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My birthplace is more Less and fewer Um, what?
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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How often do you clean... L'organist
He gets a bath once a year whether he needs it or not.
-------------------- Come for tea, come for tea, my people.
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L'organist
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... but showers daily!
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balaam
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How often do you clean Baptist Trainfan
After the train has gone through a tunnel with windows open he will certainly need it. [aside]Ah, the romance of steam[/aside]
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Chorister
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New ship and new boards Moo
Is there no end to the delights which await us at the relaunch??
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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balaam
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The prayers of the Telepath
I wonder how that will go down at the next Communion service?
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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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The prayers of the Erroneus Monk were addressed to the wrong deity, and therefore answered with disastrous consequences.
-------------------- Come for tea, come for tea, my people.
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Wesley J
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Julian of Norwich and silent... venbede
Women power made him shut up? [ 25. January 2018, 10:54: Message edited by: Wesley J ]
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Sipech
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Speaking the Name of...Martin60
If you do it in the mirror 3 times, he won't appear, but you may be mocked for thinking he might.
-------------------- I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it. Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile
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Wesley J
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Admitting to yourself you... Orb
You say that as if it was a bad thing!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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churchgeek
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quote: Originally posted by Eutychus: What constitutes a Martha
I'm pretty sure I've sat through this sermon, more than once.
Is that the one that made you fall out the window?
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Wesley J
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Admitting to yourself... hatless
So you forgot your headgear again!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Bishops Finger
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No Whisky Priests here...Evensong
Well, quite. Can't have the Rersicles and Vesponses all slurred, now can we?
IJ
-------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins)
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Wesley J
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Where did Pilate get... Bishops Finger
A question that has puzzled scientists throughout the ages.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Just pick it up and... Curiosity killed ...
That's one way of looking at it. Before picking it up, please check that it's safe, though!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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Philosophy, and Being... lilBuddha
Certainly helps!
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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When Google Fails You:... Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Quite! ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
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All scripture is given... mousethief
Hey, I want some, too! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
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Do I have a Divisional Boogie
Divisive, maybe. But needs work before representing the division.
-------------------- I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning Hallellou, hallellou
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churchgeek
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Do you recognize this Bishop's Finger
Well, if you know it's a bishop's finger, it must have an episcopal ring on it. Can you just show me the ring and not the finger, please?
-------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Bishops Finger
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IJ
-------------------- Our words are giants when they do us an injury, and dwarfs when they do us a service. (Wilkie Collins)
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Boogie
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Can living equines Boogie?
Of course they can - dressage!
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Sioni Sais
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quote: Originally posted by Boogie: Can living equines Boogie?
Of course they can - dressage!
If only Kenwritez were with us. I feel sure he would produce an "Interpretive Dance for Equines" routine. I don't think Martha Graham ever tried, but who knows.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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