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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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John 14:6 - I am the ... mousethief
Betcha didn't know I was in the Bible, didja?
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Miffy
Ship's elephant
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From Purg: Am I an Evangelical? - Thurible
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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"I don't feel like smiling." "You're English dear; fake it!" (Colin Firth "Easy Virtue")
Growing Greenpatches
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
John 14:6 - I am the ... mousethief
Betcha didn't know I was in the Bible, didja?
Personally I have the urge to respond "Goo goo ga joob." Does that have some kind of liturgical basis?
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Help ! Churches needed...Schroedinger's Cat
To catch all the Schroedinger's mice without opening the church to see how many there are
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Tell me about your thurible
Well, it's silver and swings on a chain and - hey, wait a minute, you're just trying to get in my sacristy!
[ 03. August 2009, 23:26: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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1 Samuel 15:3... Kill Bullfrog
Sammy says he wants to see the croaker croak!
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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is having a special Squirrel
Canadian Smugness?
Not as much as having a special moose!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
John 14:6 - I am the ... mousethief
Betcha didn't know I was in the Bible, didja?
Personally I have the urge to respond "Goo goo ga joob." Does that have some kind of liturgical basis?
No but it has a scriptural basis: "Cut off him that pisseth against the walrus."
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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What did you do for ten thousand difficulties
Took two aspirin and went to bed!
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Gill H
Shipmate
# 68
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Time for handbags for ... (duchess)
Presumably ones big enough to hold that big steel-plated KJV.
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*sigh* We can’t all be Alan Cresswell.
- Lyda Rose
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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I haven't played here for a while, but this was too good to pass up:
How to be recognizably seasick
Looks something like this, doesn't it? ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif)
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Hominids, Neanderthals, ChastMastr
Name three things with body hair.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Timothy the Obscure in Hell:
quote:
... Sorry, I'm a Quaker and a psychotherapist, cursed with a double fluffy-bunny whammy...
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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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(Erm. Did you mean that for the quote file, Wiff Waff? It's a good one.)
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Recipe Exchange for Dormouse
Some find gerbil an acceptable substitute, although it can be slightly on the stringy side.
[ 12. August 2009, 07:07: Message edited by: Jahlove ]
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
(Erm. Did you mean that for the quote file, Wiff Waff? It's a good one.)
Oops! ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
Thanks, Lyda*Rose.
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Traveller
Shipmate
# 1943
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In the Styx: The magazine of .... Chorister
Help, she's making a takeover!!
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I will sing unto the Lord as long as I live:
I will praise my God while I have my being.
Psalm 104 v.33
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Tut-tut; socially unacceptable Lothlorien
Well, I wouldn't go quite that far - she is an Aussie so you have to make some allowances for her.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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PrettyFly
Ship's sunbather
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1 Samuel 15:3... kill The Famous Rachel
But Monica, Ross, Joey, Chandler and Phoebe can be spared.
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Screw today. I'm going for ice cream.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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The green blade re-riseth (gardening thread anew) RoseofSharon
Well, that makes sense...
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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amber.
Ship's Aspiedestra
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Tut tut - socially unacceptable...Amber
Well, yes
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Smudgie hits Glasgow Tractor Girl
√ Check
Next on list: Swindon Tractor Girl
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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is unconditional love Low Treason
Doesn't that depend on the identity of the object of affection?
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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A problem with evangelical Jonathan Strange
A problem? I can only pick one???
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
# 10424
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Matthew 25:41... Depart churchgeek
That's a bit harsh - and it isn't even in Hell!
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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dj_ordinaire
Host
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I wish I'd thought of this thread before posting in Eccles to produce the slighlty troublesome
BCP Commination against ... dj_ordinaire ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Flinging wide the gates...
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+Chad
Staffordshire Lad
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You're now safe dj_o.
BCP Commination against...Saint Chad.
Had to happen sooner or later. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Chad (The + is silent)
Where there is tea there is hope.
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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What I want on my tombstone ... Resurgam
Oh yes!
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Film industry has eaten ken
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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The problem of evangelical... Spong
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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The Holy Spirit in ... Just Me
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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If you could name a .... Laurie 17
Why would you name her 17 when Laurie is such a lovely name?
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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1 Samuel 15:3 - Kill Custard. For it swampeth and ruineth many a fine pie, pudding or pastry. Therefore, take thy bowl, and fling it far from thee, even out of the window, lest the custard spoil thy pie, pudding or pastry. For there is no custard in the house of the Lord, nor shall there be.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by lady in red:
Time for handbags for lady in red
Fine by me. Also time for shoes, earrings and lipsticks. PM to find out what address to send the aforementioned items to ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Yes, but what color would you like them to be? ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Vicars who resign after Spong
I wouldn't be surprised to find some.
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Drifting Star
Drifting against the wind
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christian voice picketing Chief of sinners
Well I think that's their take on it, but... ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Is it possible to idolize mousethief
Those with post-count envy certainly do!
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Float?...Do science too
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Lockerbie bomber likely... the coiled spring
Well, there you go. Problem solved.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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What not to call your chorister
Out of tune?
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
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Two too-funny ones when I logged in:
The most over- and underrated KenWritez
That would be the best & worst paid KenWritezes
Is Rosencrantz still WiffWaff
Check your programmes to be certain
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
# 3851
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God told me to Fletcher Christian
Somehow, I'm not quite clear on how to act on such a command.
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