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Thread: Offencesenslessness
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The5thMary
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Originally posted by Smudgie:
I am totally offended by the suggestion that I am likely to need restraint.
I already have plenty of restraint.
Though the straps do allow me just enough range of movement to see the screen and move my fingers on the keyboard so thoughtfully positioned just within my reach.
Ohhh, God! Do we have to hear about your sex life again?! You and your straps! I wish someone would strap your beak closed. I am a saintly woman who does not wish to sully her mind with tales of debauchery.
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Kelly Alves
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Gee whiz. if we had a Lie-o-meter strapped to this thread, it would have short-circuited and blown everyone to hell after that masterpiece of codswallop. How stupid do you think we are?
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The5thMary
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Gee whiz. if we had a Lie-o-meter strapped to this thread, it would have short-circuited and blown everyone to hell after that masterpiece of codswallop. How stupid do you think we are?
Oh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, do you REALLY want me to answer that? I'm afraid that all of you aren't nearly as smart as I am. I'm very attractive, also.
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Smudgie
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So, you ask a quesstion, offensively shouting on this delightfully calm and quiet little thread, and then proceed to type on as though the question had not been asked at all. There I was, on tenterhooks, poised to see whether Kelly's answer would be "yes, I do really want you to answer that" or "no, I really do not want you to answer that", and you go storming on to make the answer to the question totally irrelevant.
Added to that, you lumped all of us together with the bunny. I'd rather not be in close confines with a rabbit - you never know what you might catch,
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lilBuddha
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Oh dear Kelly, I would never call you stupid. Such an uncouth word to use. And not very nice, after all, you have worked so diligently to raise yourself up, bless your heart.
And, it is fairly difficult to rate the intelligence of loon.., erm, the um, hmmmm. Aha! It is fairly difficult to rate those whose mental trains take an alternate track, those who play solo on a seesaw, are as balanced as an inebriated monkey riding a two wheeled tricycle backwards.
I had considered apologising for the cross-posts, but given their quality....
[ 16. September 2013, 05:53: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
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The5thMary
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Oh dear Kelly, I would never call you stupid. Such an uncouth word to use. And not very nice, after all, you have worked so diligently to raise yourself up, bless your heart.
And, it is fairly difficult to rate the intelligence of loon.., erm, the um, hmmmm. Aha! It is fairly difficult to rate those whose mental trains take an alternate track, those who play solo on a seesaw, are as balanced as an inebriated monkey riding a two wheeled tricycle backwards.
I had considered apologising for the cross-posts, but given their quality....
lilBuddha: You certainly seem to know all the euphemisms for half-wittery. My, my, my. It offends me, it does. You left out the following: "The porch light is on, but nobody's home", "You're one taco short the combination platter", "You've got three wheels on the road and one in the sand", and, "You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer". I expect you to learn these perky little kiss-offs and use them in your next semi-intelligent post.
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Smudgie
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Don't expect poor lillyB to compose a semi-intelligent post.
As a teacher, I believe all targets set should be at least achievable.
You are setting poor B up for yet more failure.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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That's horribly militaristic. Speaking of targets encourages people to think of life as a rifle range and thereby encourages gun violence and the support of gun violence. I think we should all know better than to employ such language especially if we regularly work with impressionable and innocent young children.
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Smudgie
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You used derivatives of the words "horrible" and "military" in the same sentence, a deliberate attempt to offend me as the proud youngest offspring of a beloved father who fulfilled his duty serving king and country in the war. My father was not horrible, thank you very much, and he knew how to keep his boots polished.
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lilBuddha
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Innocent young children, Dafyd? Innocent children?! There are no innocent children, you poor, deluded fool. You think the toy you tripped over was accidentally placed? Oh, no sir, 'twas not. But it begins earlier than this, it begins before birth. The larval parasite saps its mothers strength directly whilst depriving her of restoring rest. It attacks her partner by altering her moods and thought process, attempting to drive a wedge between.
Divide and conquer.
After it crawls forth from the womb, the assault continues. It still sucks life directly from the mother whilst continuing its campaign of grinding away the health, sanity and pair bond of its host parents.
Not unlike the cuckoo.
You think the midnight cries, the "fussy" bairn making even the simplest tasks hell are merely hunger? Hunger to drain your life! You imagine the timing of the wee menaces crawl across your path just as you begin your decent of the stairs random? You think it cries for its tricycle crushed beneath your auto? No, it cries because the frame did not become entangled and sever your bakes lines!
When they become older, and therefore more likely to be suspect, the campaign continues on a more subtle level. The slow, but sure, drain of your health, faculties and financial resources. Continually distracting you with maddening behaviour so you do not become aware. You think the switches between angel and devil, between sensible and foolish random? ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
And, much like the Sacculina, they implant the desire to produce more of them.
Look around you, how many you see are true adults and how many adult children?
From the prophet M.J. Bennell:
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Listen to me! Please listen! If you don't, if you won't, if you fail to understand, then the same incredible terror that's menacing me WILL STRIKE AT YOU!
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The5thMary
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What in hell is lilBuddha nattering on about? My goodness, his/her blithering is certainly offending me. I wanted a bit of light banter, not a college thesis about who knows what.
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lilBuddha
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Apologies, sweetie. I hadn't realised the number in your name was an IQ reference.
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Dafyd
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Bake lines, LilBuddha? Bake lines? Are you trying to imply that Smudgie or I or anybody else in this thread eats too much cake?
Better to eat too much cake than to be perpetually grumpy on some faddy diet is what I say.
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Smudgie
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You've been and gone and done it again, lumping me in with you in the cake-consumption stakes.
(as if I'd dream of sharing my cake with you!)
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Kelly Alves
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Again? How many times have you and Dayfid had the cake consumption conversation? OMG-- are you importing a private dispute???
I'm tellin!
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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lilBuddha
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That you would resort to calling in other instead of dealing with the problem here and now, Kelly.... This will win you no new friends. I cannot afford to keep paying people to associate with you. You know, because they cannot appreciate how odd, erm, I mean strange, um, special you are.
The penguin performance did you no favours in that regard. There were penguins begging to be eaten by seals to break the association. And you've dealt with our penguin, so you know how low their standards are.
Gosh, this might appear to be insulting, it isn't meant to. It is meant to be true.
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Kelly Alves
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And I gave the penguin stick away. Which is a shame, because someone is clearly asking to get a good old penguin time-step performed right on their face.
So, you are not above mocking events done for charity, are you? I bet your the sort of chick who goes around slapping the red noses off of people around Comic Relief time. I also think you owe Simon a hefty donation as penance.
Running your post through word count, I put it at £106, for each unkind, heartless utterance you posted.
[ 16. September 2013, 23:50: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
And I gave the penguin stick away. Which is a shame, because someone is clearly asking to get a good old penguin time-step performed right on their face.
So, you are not above mocking events done for charity, are you? I bet your the sort of chick who goes around slapping the red noses off of people around Comic Relief time. I also think you owe Simon a hefty donation as penance.
Running your post through word count, I put it at £106, for each unkind, heartless utterance you posted.
Really, Kelly, didn't you get enough fawning in Styx for your song-and-dance routine? Must we have you trawling the Circus for yet more compliments? Needy, needy, needy.
There are other posters here, you know.
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Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!
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Kelly Alves
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Who brought it up? Did I bring it up? Look for yourself, who brought it up? Huh? Who?
Do not "j'accuse" moi*.
*Don't yell "I accuse" at me, or something like that. Hell, Google it.
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lilBuddha
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That is an affront to French. Nay, an affront to language itself, therefore an affront to being human. Though, given your "proficiency" in English; it is commendable, if overly ambitious, that you attempt another.
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Alicïa
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So to be human is to speak French or English is it? Well, every day I learn something new about elitism and how it it manifests itself here in the circus.
I am offended on behalf of those people, yes human beings who do not speak either of those two languages. Have you ever travelled beyond your own country? Well I have!
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Smudgie
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That's right, brag about your expensive foreign holidays, why don't you? You just had to manoeuvre the conversation to get in that little dig about your comparative wealth. Here's me, stuck on my iceberg, frantically saving, but somehow even Easyjet refuses to accept accumulated herring as payment for a trip to the Costa del Sol. I try to remain patient and stoic, but then you come along and rub my beak in my poverty and lack of opportunity.
![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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Originally posted by Smudgie:
... Easyjet refuses to accept accumulated herring as payment for a trip to the Costa del Sol.
Save your weeping for the planet, Tweetie (or perhaps that should be Squawkie???) - whilst you accumulate herring and blithely jet off to the Costa del Sol, I and my fellow eco-worriers are left to fret about your humungous carbon footprint and emote over the fate of the piscine population of the planet. Just a little more consideration wouldn't come amiss.
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Smudgie
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Are you totally incapable of reading for meaning or are you deliberately and oh so offensively skim reading my posts and just seizing upon random words which you can manipulate to fit your own choice of meaning.
I. Cannot. Afford. To. Go. Jetting. Off.
ANYWHERE.
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Kelly Alves
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Originally posted by Smudgie:
Are you totally incapable of reading for meaning or are you deliberately and oh so offensively skim reading my posts and just seizing upon random words which you can manipulate to fit your own choice of meaning. [I assume you meant "?"]
Youcan hardly fault someone for ignoring the blatant pity mongering for the offensive subtext you surely knew would bite and sting everyone who read it.You don't fool me,beaky.
As for you Alicia-- FRESH MEAT! FRESH MEAT! ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Kelly, I'm vegan.* There is to be no meat here. Don't you know that fresh meat is fresh MURDER, speciesist?
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Kelly Alves
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Oh, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN!
And how dare you inflict a temporary moral code on the rest of us, although I am very happy you've apparently found yourself a nice Adventist girl.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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lilBuddha
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lilBuddha looks at all the lines. Which to skirt and which to cross? ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
You are happy Ariston has only found temporary companionship? You wish to see him suffer in the future? Or are you happy his intended will eventually escape? Either way bodes ill for our little clown. Shame on you Kelly!
In any case, vegans and vegetarians have naught to fear from this thread so far, there has been so little meat in the posts.
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Kelly Alves
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
lilBuddha looks at all the lines. Which to skirt and which to cross?
Oh, stop playing coy. Shit or get off the pot. And wipe that smile off while you are at it.
And I was merely assuming that Ariston, being the wise boy he is, would not commit fully to veganism until she put a ring on it.
Why buy the cow when the soy milk is free?
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Well, Bunny, that last post brought me out of hiding, because I find it offensive when anyone "assumes." Haven't you heard that old adage, "When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me?"
And would you mind telling the rest of us just what that Adventist girlfriend put a ring on? That was troubling as well as offensive.
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lilBuddha
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And why is this troubling or offensive? If you are suggesting Ariston's object of affection put a ring on his penis, this is to be lauded.* It would serve both the practical and symbolic. It is offensive that you would wish to enforce your outdated, old fogey mores.
*If one is into that sort of thing.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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The5thMary
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
And why is this troubling or offensive? If you are suggesting Ariston's object of affection put a ring on his penis, this is to be lauded.* It would serve both the practical and symbolic. It is offensive that you would wish to enforce your outdated, old fogey mores.
*If one is into that sort of thing.
I'm offended, shocked, outraged, grieved, embarrassed and a whole raft of other adjectives that you would mention a penis. This is a Christian website, don't you know?
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Kelly Alves
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Oh, try not to be such a hothouse flower.
Here's some aversion therapy.
(NOT SAFE FOR WORK UNLESS YOU TURN THE SOUND OFF!)
(God, Jennifer Beals makes me question my sexual preference. ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif) )
[ 18. September 2013, 03:10: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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lilBuddha
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With the hallucinogen fueled, deodorant-free, multi-species orgies, I had thought all San Franciscans had loose species/gender/sanity associations. It is not your sexuality you need to question, but your tenuous grip on reality.* Now, let us slip you into your nice jacket and get you back to your room.
*Not for your Jennifer Beals infatuation, she is genuinely drool-worthy.
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Kelly Alves
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Now that you have woven your lovely little tapestry of stereotype, please be informed that the multi-species stuff is happening in North Carolina. It is always advisable to get one's facts straight before one shoots off one's gigantic blathering cakehole.
I am so not providing a link on that one, just trust me. If you get HuffPost on your news feed, you already know.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Smudgie
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Excuse me, that's my room you posted a picture of and I'm definitely not sharing with a rabid rabbit. I paid for a single and I'm bloomin' well going to have a single.
Oh yeah, that's right bunny-girl, sneak your post into my rightful place on this thread just like you're trying to sneak your little pompom tail into my nice clean padded des-res.
[ 18. September 2013, 06:02: Message edited by: Smudgie ]
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Kelly Alves
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See if I ever tapdance for you again, you two-toned feathered ingrate.
And I'm not rabid. I always froth at the mouth when faced by painful idiocy. It does not surprise me that you in particular have seen it. Heck, the mere sight of your name does it for me. Can't tell you the cost in keyboard replacement.
And my pom-pom tail has SCORES of admirers, for your information.
[ 18. September 2013, 06:05: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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lilBuddha
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Most would not advertise there high "score" count quite so loudly. But then, you never did have standards...
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Smudgie
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Oh, I so hate it when people who purport to speak our glorious tongue are so ignorant about basic homophones such as their, they're and there.
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Some people are so quick to take an opportunity to criticise rather than an opportunity to teach. A helpful little lesson of explanation could have been given of the homophones concerned but no, you just choose to throw insults.
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I'm offended that you would drag homophones into this conversation. Do you want to see this thread shipped off to Dead Horse territory?
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Pearl B4 Swine
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Uff, I'm horrified that you should so ignorantly suggest that Drag-Homophonites should be taken to the Dead Horse cemetery. Your views are provincial and out-of-date. Try to keep up! Dress is a matter of personal choice.
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Your views are provincial and out-of-date.
I am from Canada, where it is a glorious, time-honoured tradition for people to identify as residents of a province, for purposes of bashing the federal government, other provinces, or Canada as a whole. "Goddam Ottawa, always sticking it to [whatever province the speaker is from] and sucking up to [whatever province the speaker doesn't like]." I daresay there are no Canadians who wouldn't warm to the general feeling conveyed in that prose hymn.
And you call this "out of date"? You might as well just call hockey and the maple leaf out of date.
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Smudgie
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It didn't take long to find something offensive in your post. Just the first clause was enough.
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Below the Lansker
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Care to elaborate, Tweetie? Not everyone frequenting this board has my reading and interpretative skills, especially when they are given so little on which to exercise their capacities. I know what you are getting at, obviously, but not everyone contributing to this thread is able to rein in the tangents or concentrate on the essence of your distilled wisdom. (I mean, just look at the stuff PsychoBunny has inflicted upon us ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) ). It is a truth universally acknowledged that brevity is the soul of wit, but you are clearly the exception that proves the rule.
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Dafyd
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How can you dismiss the sufferings of our fellow creatures by using the phrase 'rein in'? Don't you know the cruelties to which horses are subjected in the cause of so-called 'riding'? Ever heard of bits? Or spurs? How would you like to have a metal rod stuffed in your mouth and your sides pricked? How would you like to be ridden to death? I hope you're reincarnated as a donkey and then you'll find out.
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Smudgie
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You are so blinkered, aren't you?
Haven't you gathered that BtL is already a bit of an ass?
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Miss you, Erin.
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Lucia
Looking for light
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Now you're insulting asses. Have you nothing better to do than throw insults around all day?
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Have you SEEN how much this thread means to people? It even got BtL back on board! I'm offended you'd imply that any of us actually have anything better to do!
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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You say getting BtL back on board as though that's a good thing. That is both naive and presumptuous. I don't know whether to pity you or to be offended. But seeing as this is the Circus rather than All Saints, I'll go for the latter option.
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