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Lucia

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So now we all have to pussy-foot around the delicate sensitivities of vegetarians and vegans by not mentioning meat?

I'm sorry if this is news to you, but refusing to mention something or acknowledge its existence make absolutely no difference whatsoever to its reality. And those of us who enjoy a nice, rare, juicy steak will continue to do so without shame.

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Zappa
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Excuse me, but some of us around here are [married to people who are] highly allergic to feline feet, and the onset of hay-fever triggered by such pathogens is singularly debili ... li ... li ..*CHEW*-tating

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Dear old friend, I am sorry to have to take umbrage at your post, especially as you are clearly in your dotage and should be pitied as such, but you cannot, just cannot, go around calling all allergic reactions to sundry pathogens "hayfever". Hayfever should be limited to describing an allergic reaction to hay which includes a high temperature amongst its symptoms. What your dearly beloved suffers from is clearly "feline-rhinitis" which is a different thing altogether.

And while we're at it, may I recommend this ?

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My dear young penguin (should we despise you because of your youth?), it is well known to those of us who hate cats that most of them are addressed as 'Hey, you!' As in 'Hey, you! Stop shitting all over my flower bed!' Therefore, the use of the word 'heyfever' for the furry little bastards is entirely justified.

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Oh, good. Cats are not flavour of the month because they have natural functions to perform eh? I'm sure they'd rather not go in such a draughty place in all weathers anyway, in front of all and sundry. Perhaps if you provided a proper kitty loo out of the cold, you might better appreciate the finer aspects of our lovely feline friends.

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There you go, speaking of the lovely flavour of felines and then posting not one recipe! [Disappointed]

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Oh Buddsy, how disappointing! [Disappointed] I'd always thought of you as being on a somewhat higher intellectual plane than the hoi-polloi one frequently encounters on this thread, and then you ask for recipes. Why turn the thread into a simulacrum of day-time TV, with wall-to-wall cookery shows? What next, property porn and soft furnishing make-overs? How you have sunk in my estimation.* [Disappointed]

* Slightly redeemed by the hint of cat-slaughter in your post.

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Sinking in your estimation must signal my rise in the estimation of the sane. Regarding good, you must have missed Buddha's Belly: Recipes to Sustain along the Path to Enlightenment Truly elevates the art of cooking.

[ 27. May 2014, 17:33: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]

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Cooking is not an art, it is a science. One must be precise and regimented in how one goes about it. None of this flim-flammying when it comes to a flan! Order is the watchword of the day. Loose timings can result in the difference between a perfectly boiled egg, something as runny as food poisoning or dry, crumbly solidity.

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There you go again, assuming that we all have the same rather bizarre standards as you do - what would Edwina Curry say about your perfectly boiled egg - tell me that?

That way lies salmonella!

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Eggs and Curry? That way lies kedgeree, surely? Who is this Salman Ella? Never heard of her!

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I think coming on here as a barely disguised front for Al Qaeda and their prejudices against Salmans is frankly offensive to the max, and were I not a tad busy I would report you to George W and the hosts and admins immediately ...

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Oscar the Grouch

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Typical! As soon as someone is losing the argument, they bring in references to Muslim extremists, in order to muddy the waters.

Thank goodness that SOME of us have more brains and integrity than that.

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Oh you would have to go on about your superior brain, never mind about how offensive it is to those of us who are intellectually challenged!

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If you think that's superior, you have some pretty low standards! It's like the San Marino team calling Dagenham & Redbridge the masters of total football.

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Lucia

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Oh for heaven's sake! It's still two weeks until the world cup starts, do we have to start talking about football already? We're going to have to endure enough of it come June.

[ 29. May 2014, 14:28: Message edited by: Lucia ]

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Oscar the Grouch

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What a typically "Christian" response - utterly dismissing an important cultural and global event because it's "not in the Bible". No wonder the churches are emptying faster than Rob Ford's beer mug.

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That's right, slag off poor Rob Ford, the Torontians friend, just because he likes the odd tipple now and then, possibly with a side of crack cocaine, even if he can't remember it the next morning! The poor guy is doing his best.

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Oh, defending Rob Ford, are you? Now we know what sort of "spice" PeteC is smuggling in for you. [Disappointed] Is he an accomplice or an unwitting dupe? And using All Saints to arrange delivery for your nefarious enterprise...For shame!! You are not an ex-pat, but a fleeing criminal.
Though, I am forced to compliment you on your amazing disguise as a clueless, senile and delusional pensioner.

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Zappa
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Oh, the anti-dupism of your world-view! Some of us spend many hours perfecting the science of duping and you dare to drag our efforts through the trash ...

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So, Zippy, you've been working hard to perfect efforts which are sizeable enough for LB to drag through the trash, have you? Is that why the contents of my rubbish bin (dutifully put out for the refuse collectors before 6am as instructed) are now strewn across the street in haphazard manner? I had been inclined to blame the neighbourhood foxes, but now I realise it was the two of you involved in effort-trash-dragging. How utterly colonial of you.

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quote:
Originally posted by Smudgie:
... the contents of my rubbish bin (dutifully put out for the refuse collectors before 6am as instructed) are now strewn across the street in haphazard manner ...

Time to get a grip, Tweetie-babes. This constant preening yourself vis-a-vis your exemplary refuse arrangements (where's the big yawn emoticon when you need it?) and your slavish adherence to the diktats of the little Hitlers (or Stalins, as the case may be) at your local council convinces no-one. We've all seen the tell-tale fish-heads spilling out of your bins. This goody two-shoes act is wearing rather thin.
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Oscar the Grouch

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I do not believe it! How crass!

The parasites on my cat's fleas have more insight in their little toes than you have.

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Really! Isn't it about time poor Richard Wilson was allowed to forget Victor Meldrew's catch phrase, 'I do not believe it!' He's undoubtedly haunted by it wherever he goes, & here you are making sure he can't drop into the Ship in peace either.

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Smudgie

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You really do not have enough respect for the rest of us to type hit three keys on your keyboard instead of two? How lazy is that? The ampersand is to be used in the rarest of circumstances, certainly not to replace the customary three letter word "and". I am utterly offended by your offhandedness.

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I am violated, offended and otherwise disturbed. You have cruelly discovered the title of the novel with which I was preparing to stun the literary world as a brilliant teenage prodigy (er, a while back), and seen fit to flaunt it around the scuppers like some piece of common trivia. I shall pout into my approaching dotage, lamenting that a mere Sphenisciformes Spheniscidae (cunningly moonlighting as Cirripedia Crustacea) has wantonly trashed my stairway to literary immortality .

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lilBuddha
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Approaching dotage? This is akin to saying a deep freeze on the dark side of Pluto is approaching cold or a skyscraper on Everest is approaching tall.
You, sir, have not only entered dotage, but burst on through to the other-side. You are less comprehensible than a William S Burroughs-James Joyce collaboration written in a Sanskrit translation of phonetic Sumerian gibberish.

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quote:
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You are less comprehensible than a William S Burroughs-James Joyce collaboration written in a Sanskrit translation of phonetic Sumerian gibberish.

Bad case of potnkettleitis there, Buds. I get all the cultural references, of course, but I really think you are pushing the envelope into the twilight zone if you think the contributors to this thread will be able to keep up. Always bear your audience in mind. This loading up of the literary and linguistic references is not grown-up, it's not clever and no-one's the slightest bit impressed. [Disappointed]
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potnkettleitis??

Quit using neologisms and try proper English! That amalgamation of words and adding a suffix is more akin to German than English. Your use of 'I' in italics is full of hubris. I would encourage you to eat humble pie but perhaps humble sauerkraut is more in order for you.

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Kelly Alves

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Linguistic evolution is a beautiful and glorious thing. The English language you extoll would not exist if a variety of tribes knocking about on the same chunk of Atlantic rock hadn't started poaching from each other. Most erudite, evolved people realise this.

Hence your comment.

[ 01. June 2014, 20:22: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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quote:
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Death duties are a work of Mephistopheles and give the bay Jesus colic. Desist this filthy communistic exploitation immediately.

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Where, pray tell, is this bay you speak of. Can one sail thereon or must one walk across?
Not certain either how a body of water can have colic. And this particular bay should be immune. Indeed, its only problem should be drying up and refilling three days later.

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How can a bay be sick and diseased? Why, are you so ignorant of the fate of our planet Earth as to not know of the problems of the Chesapeake Bay? Once one of the world's greatest oyster beds, home to God's Own Crabs and prodigious schools of fish, only now making a slow, halting recovery after decades of pollution, development, and blight.

Save the Bay, especially from the ignorant masses!

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God's got crabs??? I can't believe that I have just read that appalling defamation.

I Thought This Was a Christian Website.

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Come on ... keep up with the doctrine of the Incarnation ... God Incarnate enters into the fullness of human experience, representatively if not actually. Your ignorance of basic Christian dogma offends all sensitivities.

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This is nonsense beyond even your namesake, Zippo. Even dogs should be Christians?! Or is it only mother dogs as you seem to specify? On the supposition they will indoctrinate their pups, saving you the effort, I suppose. Lazy, presumptive and religiously intolerant. [Disappointed] A low even for the very, very miniscule expectations we have for you.

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Buddy, on talking for yourself it is customary to use the pronoun "I", unless you are indeed the Queen of England. Your reckless use of the first person plural in your closing sentence implies that I too have miniscule expectations of Zappa. I will have you know that I have no expectations of Zappa whatsoever and take exception at your suggestion that I do.

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No expectations of Zappa? Yes, this is realistic position, but how can you say that where he might read it?* How can you expect him to drag himself out of the very bottom of the fetid muck if you do not express some hope that he might? One day, with enough encouragement, he might raise himself to the level of despised and repellant. Much to hope for, yes. But, unlike you, who are heartless as well as flightless; I at least pretend to care.


*Well, have it read to him, of course, as there are no pictures.

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Pretending is all we ever get from you. Nothing genuine or authentic. It's all make-believe with you, isn't it? Just for once in your sad, sham little life, why don't you say something you actually mean?

All the rest of us are attempting to engage with important issues and carry out meaningful discussions. But not you. Your verbal diarrhea stains the whole ship.

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quote:
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It's all make-believe with you, isn't it?

For goodness sake, please don't burst the bubble of Buddsy's fantasy life. If she were suddenly to realise that none of her rantings bear any relation to life as the rest of us know it, the horrific consequences for us all are beyond imagining. A little more empathy on your part would not come amiss - just remember that there's a thin line between this thread and care in the community. If Buddsy were forced into a sudden unwelcome acquaintance with reality, nobody would be able to staunch the flow of the resulting verbal diarrhoea.
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The two of you are producing a mighty flow with no connection to reality, so your theory may be flawed. You poor representative of the noblest achievement of the 4th Earl.

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When we were pre-pubescent kids at boarding school we used occasionally to compare flows. Or jets, really, being blokes and less upwardly challenged than the female of the species. But for grown ups on an I Thought This Was A Christian Web Site I feel it is just a little, well, offensive, really.

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Harping on about your day job again - don't you realise we live in a multi-faith environment these days?

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Lucia

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I suppose someone harping on about their job would hit a raw nerve with a self-confessed feckless layabout...
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Welease Woderwick

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You see, that's what I don't get - here I am doing my very best to be honest about things and all that happens is that I get castigated for my honesty! Perhaps I should just give up and become a professional liar, as that seems to be what people want. I live only to serve.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Zappa
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I find the thought that there should be more politicians in the world deeply offensive.

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Zappa
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Furthermore I am deeply offended that I have to be offended by myself, and that in waiting to assess the degree of self-offence the Fates have permitted such offensiveness to fall off the radar of Page One of lunacy.

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Starbug
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I am offended by the thought of Zappa being offended all by himself. Disgusting. ITTWACW. [Disappointed]

[ 15. July 2014, 12:03: Message edited by: Starbug ]

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Welease Woderwick

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I am grossly offended that you think that we should pander to Zappa's masochistic tendencies - isn't that what his family is for?

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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lilBuddha
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I am gross

That is as far as the quote need go.
No, no, that is incorrect. Gross does you no justice. You are such an offence to nature, that merely typing a post regarding you ends the possibility of achieving Nirvana.
It is truly astounding that a being such as you can find anything else offencive. Remarkable that something could offend a being so foul the dead reanimate to escape your presence.
Though, I suppose we owe you a debt. Because of you, the world is safe. Cthulhu chooses to remain in slumber for ending the world would mean devouring you and that is too much even for it to bear.

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