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Thread: Hell: MasterTroll Theater
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Lifeman
Troll
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Jim,
If Erin would be kind enough to list her top five trolls on Wood's thread, that would be much appreciated.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
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Lifeman, are you hoping you'll be in there? Because you will be sadly dissapointed. You are hardly a beginner troll, let alone worthy of mentioning.
Oops, DNFTT.
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Erin
Meaner than Godzilla
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Fortunately their work is not in public view for you to try and copy, Lifeman. So my list of the six true trolls, in NO particular order:
- Joanne
- manalive*
- Reason
- Jim Powell
- Max Chapman
- munchen/p_a_r
NOTE: only one non-Christian on this list.
*Possibly gets a bye, because there is the chance that he actually believed the crap he posted.
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Lifeman
Troll
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Thanks Erin,
The only one of those trolls I've heard of is Manalive (and that's only because some people thought that I was he when I first started posting). If he's anything to go by (from what I was told) I don't think I'd want to copy any of them.
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Black Dog
Shipmate
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Jim Powell and max chapman were the same person, that i'm 90% sure of. If max chapman was not jim powell then it was someone else who was acting as a voice for jim powell.
'They' were both dreaded theimeites and i can guarentee that 'they' believed what they preached and were not trolls.
Jim powell and his alter ego used to post on churchnet and jim powell was a rancher or a farmer in texas as I recall.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Not sure if this constitutes a troll question, but Erin once said this:
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I can't do it. I can't flame a guy who admits he has a tiny tallywhacker.
Does anyone remember who provoked this remark and why? Just curious.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Scot
Deck hand
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IIRC that was IBP, not a troll, Kelly. However, I think your question is timely, given Erin's remarkably measured response to Lifeman.
Do you think she feels pity for one who has shown himself to have a tiny trollywhacker?
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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Kyralessa seems to be doing fairly well in the under the bridge stakes at the moment. ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Emma Louise
Storm in a teapot
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just what i was thinking....... wonder how much longer she's got... ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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quote:
Originally posted by Janine:
If s/he's the best troll in the running we're in lovely shape.
You call that lovely shape? We have one newbie who's just pissing people off, and one mid-termer who's making thinly disguised threats then not carrying them out. Poor show, if you ask me.
I want to see Erin the Alligator in action again!
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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Eh, Chris, I was just issuing an opinion, an observer's opinion. I'm not one actually getting my hands into the threads and trying to fix them. Or fix the posters.
So I bow to your superior insight. Assuming it is superior.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Ah, the sweet smell of enlightenment on the summer breeze. Thanks, scot.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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Chris T,
If I understand you correctly, there are only two trolls (of any note) who are presently active.
That sounds pretty good to me when there are well over 4000 posters registered. ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
# 2252
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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisT:
and one mid-termer who's making thinly disguised threats then not carrying them out.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Janine - fair enough, I posted my opinion as well. And there's nothing superior about me, I just know some of what goes on behind the scenes.
Lifeman - I was being a tad sarcastic. Let me explain. I like fireworks, arguments and spats. Therefore with only a handful of people 'rocking the boat' it's a "poor show" that we won't be getting much of that. Not that I want trolls particularly, but they do give me entertainment when they are slapped and thrown overboard.Hence:
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I want to see Erin the Alligator in action again!
Call me voyeuristic and nasty if you want.
Divine - I meant Lifeman. That's just my opinion from my observation, of course.
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Divine Outlaw
Gin-soaked boy
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Thank you, just like to know what's going on! ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Ley Druid
Ship's chemist
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quote:
Originally posted by ChrisT:
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I want to see Erin the Alligator in action again!
Call me voyeuristic and nasty if you want.
I bet you're not alone.
I also bet that millions of people sit in front of the TV thinking similar thoughts when somebody is kicked off a "reality" show.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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One thing about the Ship, and I believe this is a signature for someone at the moment, is something someone said about Erin:
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The difference is when Erin calls someone a fuckwit it is normally true (paraphrased)
That makes me feel a little less nasty ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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Chris T,
I've been percieved as minor troll at times but I don't think I've made any threats - I'm much to mild mannered for that.
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Timothy L
Shipmate
# 2170
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Hey, can't we all just get alARHG (Timothy L is kicked to death by a pack of rabid cute puppies)...
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Lifean, I agree that you are mild-mannered. However there have been several posts of your lately that I consider to have given away your intent to troll (to whatever depth). That, in my book, is making threats. In the same way that one when joking with a friend could say "is that a threat or a promise?".
The real problem for me is that you in no way measure up to a real troll - you are but a pale imitation, a shadow, a fake copier of trolling tendencies. You have proved yourself to be no more interesting than a rather mediocre act on "Stars in Their Eyes".
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Nanny Ogg
Ship's cushion
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Come on ChrisT - at least let Lifeman practise.
How can you become a full heavyweight troll without a few gentle spars now and again? ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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Fair point Chris,
I'll never be a great troll and that's because I could'nt take the vocation seriously enough. Some past instances of 'trolling' on my part have'nt been meant seriously at all and to my amusement I've been taken seriously. For example, I once posted a thread in Hell comparing America today to the ancient Roman empire (for example WWF is the new form of gladiators) and it was only meant to a joke - it got moved to purgatory! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
# 1012
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
For example, I once posted a thread in Hell comparing America today to the ancient Roman empire (for example WWF is the new form of gladiators) and it was only meant to a joke - it got moved to purgatory!
That was my revenge on you for being such a low-life dickhead
Viki
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Alan Cresswell
Mad Scientist 先生
# 31
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Are you sure that wasn't revenge on some slight by Purgatory hosts?
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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So I killed two birds with one stone? Got a problem with that? I sincerely hope so, since I've a new toasting fork here, and it needs to be christened with someone's blood...
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“Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.”
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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quote:
Originally posted by The One and Only Nanny Ogg:
Come on ChrisT - at least let Lifeman practise.
How can you become a full heavyweight troll without a few gentle spars now and again?
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
GASP.
Lifeman is liza's sock puppet.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
I'll never be a great troll and that's because I could'nt take the vocation seriously enough. Some past instances of 'trolling' on my part have'nt been meant seriously at all and to my amusement I've been taken seriously
So you admit you are an arsehole?
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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I don't think a quite said that - I normally
regard 'arseholes' as the kind of people who find
it difficult to express themselves without using expletives
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ken
Ship's Roundhead
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
'arseholes'
Talking of which, is Jesuitical YoungMalePerson's recent assault on Purgatory an attempt at a decent troll, or just lashing out at Stoo for closing the other scat thread?
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L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Damn it, Lifeman, could you be any more sanctimonious? You remind me of the kid who was top of the class, the one with the very shiny shoes and very proud parents, who would smile sweetly with just a hint of a sneer as others failed to attain his "standards".
For your reference, perchance it be something you encounter again:
troll = arsehole
Lifeman = troll (albeit a crap one)
therefore
Lifeman = arsehole
[that's one less beer, Chris]
[ 09. June 2003, 15:39: Message edited by: Erin ]
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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Chris, In answer to your question, I could actually be more sanctimonious but I refrain from doing so lest it cause you any further offence, the avoidance of which is more important to me than furthering my posts. ![[Love]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
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Og: Thread Killer
Ship's token CN Mennonite
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Are trolls saved by grace or by good works? ![[Help]](graemlins/help.gif)
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Kyralessa
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Og: Thread Killer:
Are trolls saved by grace or by good works?
Nope.
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I'm just glad all my other icons don't cry, crap, and spit up this much.
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Joyeux
Ship's Lady of Laughter
# 3851
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quote:
Originally posted by Og: Thread Killer:
Are trolls saved by grace or by good works?
Pickling them in a barrel might work, or perhaps placing them in a wax museum would be better (coated in wax first, of course!)
I don't know any bank that would agree to save a troll in a safety deposit box, do you?
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Nanny Ogg
Ship's cushion
# 1176
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I think it's been decided that on another thread that a vindaloo melts their insides...
Lime pickle anyone?
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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Why should Vindaloo attak trolls any more than anyone else?
(for the record, I never order anything hotter than Rogan Josh )
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ChrisT
One of the Good Guys™
# 62
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Lifeman, gee, I don't know what to say. You're so ... kind ![[Tear]](graemlins/tear.gif)
PS - a recommendation: next time order a makhani - you might like it. Imagine a spicier korma. Mmmmmm.
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Mr. Spouse
Ship's Pedant
# 3353
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So who was the last person to earn the troll avatar? And who's next...?
PS I'm NOT volunteering, ok! ![[Paranoid]](graemlins/paranoid.gif)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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quote:
Originally posted by Lifeman:
Why should Vindaloo attak trolls any more than anyone else?
(for the record, I never order anything hotter than Rogan Josh )
On one of the flyswatting threads we had a few days back, someone said that Vindaloo dissolves "first your larynx then your sphincter." A clever soul (coughmecough) pointed out that if vindaloo dissolved sphincters, it should work on trolls.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Merseymike
Shipmate
# 3022
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Oh, if you want something really unbearable, try a Malaysian Chicken laksa. Its an excruciatingly hot soup that manages to make a vindaloo seem like a korma even though its got lots of coconut milk.
Any Mancunians, the example at the Malaysian restaurant in Chinatown is particularly evil.
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Cod
Shipmate
# 2643
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Manalive.
He was around the first time I ever encountered the Ship. I thought that he was, basically, a fundie who just went too far. Clearly I was wrong?
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Lifeman
Troll
# 579
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It's 1.30 am and I've just gor back from an Indian restaurant but I avoided having a vindaloo
(just in case).
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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Ounce of prevention, etc.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7
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quote:
Originally posted by TimSaunders:
Manalive.
He was around the first time I ever encountered the Ship. I thought that he was, basically, a fundie who just went too far. Clearly I was wrong?
he was around the first time I encountered the Ship too.
You were wrong, because he was thick, too.
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Alan Cresswell
Mad Scientist 先生
# 31
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Wood, I thought you'd been around a similar amount of time as me. I'd been here for a good few months, at least, before manalive made his debut.
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Wood
The Milkman of Human Kindness
# 7
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Nope. I arrived last quarter 1999.
Ahh, the olde days, eh?
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