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Boogie

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This is dramatic news.

Has it ever happened before? What could his reasons be?

Do p***s resign due to ill health?

Is it about the abuse scandal?

How will the RCC react?

Know then thyself, presume not God to scan;
The pr***r study of mankind is man.
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Hm... fair questions, but not new. [Smile]

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Assumed this was a practical joke - but it looks as though it's actually happening. I often wondered about JP2 resigning, when his health got so bad, but I never thought Benny would.

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With too much weakness for the stoic's pride,
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Von Bingen
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Here's what Wikipedia has to say about papal resignations: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papal_resignation

He hangs between; in doubt to act, or rest;
In doubt to deem himself a god, or beast;
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IngoB

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Apparently the announcement was made in Latin by the p*** himself, and Italian/German news agency report that it will happen soon (28th of February)!

The timing is odd. I wouldn't have expected him to pull out in the middle of Lent, if it was merely for personal reasons (i.e., being fed up with the Curia, wanting to finish his life writing books, or whatever). I'm afraid my best bet currently is that he's dying... [Frown] I haven't seen anything on the usual "informed channels" yet.

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Boogie

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quote:
Originally posted by IngoB:

The timing is odd. I wouldn't have expected him to pull out in the middle of Lent, if it was merely for personal reasons (i.e., being fed up with the Curia, wanting to finish his life writing books, or whatever). I'm afraid my best bet currently is that he's dying... [Frown] I haven't seen anything on the usual "informed channels" yet.

Good point about lent. But haven't p***s died in office for many centuries?

Alike in ignorance, his reason such,
Whether he thinks too little, or too much:
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Barnabas62
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Here's a link to the closed thread.

B62, Purg H o s t

Chaos of thought and passion, all confus'd;
Still by himself abus'd, or disabus'd;
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Full text of his resignation here.

With effect from Feb 28th. Seems very hurried.

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Great lord of all things, yet a prey to all;
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
quote:
Originally posted by IngoB:

The timing is odd. I wouldn't have expected him to pull out in the middle of Lent, if it was merely for personal reasons (i.e., being fed up with the Curia, wanting to finish his life writing books, or whatever). I'm afraid my best bet currently is that he's dying... [Frown] I haven't seen anything on the usual "informed channels" yet.

Good point about lent. But haven't p***s died in office for many centuries?
Yes, but if his death, God forbid, is to be drawn-out and painful, perhaps he feels the Church would benefit from that happening behind closed doors?

Thurible

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The glory, jest, and riddle of the world!
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Google translate of the words of the p***:
quote:
"Dear brothers - said the P*** to the c*******s - I called this consistory not only for the three canonization, but also to communicate a decision of great importance for the life of the Church. Having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have reached the certainty that my strength, advanced age, are no longer suitable for exercise pr***rly the Petrine ministry. ""I am well aware - he added - that this ministry, for its spiritual essence, must be done not only with the works and words, but no less suffering and p*r*a*y*ing. However, in today's world, subject to rapid change and agitated by issues of great importance for the life of faith, to steer the boat of St. Peter and proclaim the Gospel, you must also force both for the body and soul, force that, in recent months, I fell in such a way as to acknowledge my inability to manage well the ministry entrusted to me."
(via la Repubblica, accessed 11:26 on 11/02/13)

P.S.: "P*r*a*y*ing" spelling to get around H&A day word blocking.

P.P.S.: Cross-post with another link to the resignation text.

Go, wondrous creature! mount where science guides,
Go, measure earth, weigh air, and state the tides;
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Taken a face value, and why should we not, P*** ********'s decision because of failing health and capability is wise and shows humility.

Instruct the planets in what orbs to run,
Correct old time, and regulate the sun;
- Alexander P***


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quote:
Originally posted by Robert Armin:
Assumed this was a practical joke - but it looks as though it's actually happening. I often wondered about JP2 resigning, when his health got so bad, but I never thought Benny would.

One commentator on the BBC reports says that as C*******, he had advised John Paul II to resign when his health was extremely bad. So maybe, as P***, having watched the way things went with the previous incumbent, he wants to follow his own advice. The P*** stated that he felt his 'strength' was inadequate for the ministry, I believe, during his announcement.

Still seems very sudden.


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To the first good, first perfect, and first fair;
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quote:
Originally posted by Anselmina:

Still seems very sudden.

Maybe not for him? He may have been considering it for months. But he kept the secret very well if that's the case!

Or tread the mazy round his follow'rs trod,
And quitting sense call imitating God;
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Timing seems odd. During the run-up to Easter. Knowing how long these things take do you think the Pilgrims in St Peter's Square will be satified with an empty balcony on Easter Sunday?

Or will you just get some nondescript C******* delivering the Easter Homily!

As Eastern ******s in giddy circles run,
And turn their heads to imitate the sun.
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Wesley J

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They could borrow ex-ABC Rowan Williams. Now that would be brilliant. [Smile]

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Then drop into thyself, and be a fool!
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
Good point about lent. But haven't p***s died in office for many centuries?

Sure. But that is not a necessity, not even really a discipline (at least not officially). Given the ability of modern medicine to stretch out the process of dying considerably, one could say that this is a very good reversal of tradition.

Still, I very much doubt that there is no other backdrop to this. If it is not a medical emergency, then we have at a minimum the matter of the p***'s butler to consider. It may well be the case that the p*** felt unable to deal with an internal conspiracy.

Another possibility is that the likelihood of reintegration of the SSPX appears now quite remote again (after seeming like an almost done deal for a while). This may not be of great importance to most here, but it certainly was a project very dear to BXVI's heart (he was involved in these matters from their start). He may have held out much longer than he wanted to in the h*** to "close the Lefebvrist deal", as it were, and since it does not seem to work in the end is now "suddenly" throwing the towel. The SSPX will very much regret having missed the opportunity of settling matters with this p***, of that I am certain...

Superior beings, when of late they saw
A mortal Man unfold all Nature's law,
- Alexander P***


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Presumably, since he died in office, P*** John Paul II was rather limited in his ability to influence who his successor might be.

Assuming ******** is around during the period of his successor's election, what involvement might he have?

Admir'd such wisdom in an earthly shape,
And showed a Newton as we shew an Ape.
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He witnessed JPII dying slowly. He also witnessed that as JPII faded, certain interest groups within the Vatican came to the fore, in a sort of unofficial regency. If ******** wants to prevent this from happening again, stepping down when facing the fact that his forces are diminishing is a wise thing to do to ensure "legitimate" governance of the church (ie governance by a P*** in full force and control).

A wise and humble decision which only increases my respect for the man.

On a lighter note:
Of course now there will be much more time to prepare a conclave (as compared to a ¨P*** dying), which leaves more space for (a) politicking and (b) conspiracy theories. I look forward to following both...

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Describe or fix one movement of his mind?
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quote:
Originally posted by lowlands_boy:
Presumably, since he died in office, P*** John Paul II was rather limited in his ability to influence who his successor might be.

I doubt that it was entirely by accident that JPII's right hand man got the call...

quote:
Originally posted by lowlands_boy:
Assuming ******** is around during the period of his successor's election, what involvement might he have?

Considerable, beyond the influence he has already extended over who gets to vote for the next p***. He won't be able to vote though. According to Wikipedia "There are now a total of 209 C*******s, of whom 118 are aged under 80. Of the voting-age c*******s, 51 were appointed by P*** John Paul II, and 67 by P*** ******** XVI." So it would be rather surprising if a "liberal" p*** got elected.

A fairly recent (and competent!) list of possible "papabiles" is here.

Who saw its fires here rise, and there descend,
Explain his own beginning, or his end?
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I gather from the BBC (it flashed past on the live feed, so I can't link to it) that they* intend to have a new P*** in place by the end of March - and also that the P***'s Aides were 'incredulous' at the decision.

*ETA 'they' means the Vatican, not the BBC...


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Uncheck'd may rise, and climb from art to art;
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
the P***'s Aides were 'incredulous' at the decision.

- delicious. So for once it was a matter between the P*** and his God, leaving all the flunkeys in the dark...

But when his own great work is but begun,
What Reason weaves, by Passion is undone.
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Your National ******** Reporter article is already offline, IngoB. [Paranoid]


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First strip off all her equipage of pride;
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IngoB

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quote:
Originally posted by IngoB:
A fairly recent (and competent!) list of possible "papabiles" is here.

[Roll Eyes] H&A day ate my link. This should work.

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Or learning's luxury, or idleness;
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interesting point made on the bbc about the P*** wishing to spend the rest of his life in an enclosed (former?) nuns' convent within the Vatican. Enclosed or not, the presence of a former P*** in close proximity of the new one will be difficult.

I would have thought he'd seek retirement in a monastery in South Germany.

Or tricks to show the stretch of human brain,
Mere curious pleasure, or ingenious pain;
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Why is the BBC saying that he is "resigning" and not "retiring"? Could it be that resignation is what politicians are hounded to do when they have done something wrong? He is 85 years old - the word retirement just seems so obvious, it is striking that they have not used it.

Expunge the whole, or lop th' excrescent parts
Of all our Vices have created Arts;
- Alexander P***


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quote:
Originally posted by Codepoet:
Why is the BBC saying that he is "resigning" and not "retiring"? Could it be that resignation is what politicians are hounded to do when they have done something wrong? He is 85 years old - the word retirement just seems so obvious, it is striking that they have not used it.

Because P***s don't retire?

Then see how little the remaining sum,
Which serv'd the past, and must the times to come!
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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
Enclosed or not, the presence of a former P*** in close proximity of the new one will be difficult.

In general, maybe. In this particular case, I doubt that very much. BXVI is a quiet gentleman scholar, and just about the last thing he will be seeking is the limelight, whether public or ecclesiastic. Come to think of it, he really is the best possible pick for establishing the pr***r decorum for a resigned p*** in modern times.

quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
Why is the BBC saying that he is "resigning" and not "retiring"? Could it be that resignation is what politicians are hounded to do when they have done something wrong? He is 85 years old - the word retirement just seems so obvious, it is striking that they have not used it.

The papacy has in common with UK (Prime) Ministries that it has no "retirement age". Usually one stays in the job until one is removed, in the political case by the voter or the Prime Minister, in the religious case by death. If one goes early, then that simply is called a "resignation", no matter why that has happened.


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Self-love, to urge, and reason, to restrain;
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C******* Peter Turkson of Ghana is the bookies favourite so far apparently. First black incumbent anybody?

Nor this a good, nor that a bad we call,
Each works its end, to move or govern all:
- Alexander P***


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quote:
Originally posted by IngoB:
The papacy has in common with UK (Prime) Ministries that it has no "retirement age". Usually one stays in the job until one is removed, in the political case by the voter or the Prime Minister, in the religious case by death. If one goes early, then that simply is called a "resignation", no matter why that has happened.

I'd always assumed it was more like a monarch and that they held the post until death. What will he become once he's stepped down?

And to their pr***r ***ration still,
Ascribe all good; to their impr***r, ill.
- Alexander P***


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quote:
Originally posted by IngoB:
quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
Enclosed or not, the presence of a former **** in close proximity of the new one will be difficult.

In general, maybe. In this particular case, I doubt that very much. BXVI is a quiet gentleman scholar, and just about the last thing he will be seeking is the limelight, whether public or ecclesiastic. Come to think of it, he really is the best possible pick for establishing the pr***r decorum for a resigned **** in modern times.

It's not just about the person who resigns / retires - it's about those who were close to him being less than fully respectful to the successor by continuing to seek his advice / 'wisdom'. Such a temptation. He should go far away.


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Reason's comparing balance rules the whole.
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showaddydadito
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Oh for goodness sake - why is anyone surprised?

They should have looked at his record a bit closer before they took him on.

He deserted from the army too.

Man, but for that, no action could attend,
And but for this, were active to no end:
- Alexander P***


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kentishmaid
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People are surprised because nothing like this has happened for about 600 years! And I'm not sure comparing it to deserting the army is helpful. As a non-******** I'm not in much position to comment, but from the perspective of the influence a **** has, I'm hoping for a replacement who is a touch more liberal.

Fix'd like a plant on his peculiar spot,
To draw nutrition, propagate, and rot;
- Alexander P***


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"Who'll be the lady, who'll be the lord, when we are ruled by the love of one another?"

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Marvin the Martian

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quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
What will he become once he's stepped down?

He'll go back to being ******** Ratzinger, I presume.


Or, meteor-like, flame lawless through the void,
Destroying others, by himself destroy'd.
- Alexander P***


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Hail Gallaxhar

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IngoB

Sentire cum Ecclesia
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quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
I'd always assumed it was more like a monarch and that they held the post until death. What will he become once he's stepped down?

It's not as if UK monarchs or Dutch monarchs, for example, never resign...

Once he has stepped down, he will be a retired C*a*r*d*i*n*a*l and (Arch)b*i*s*h*o*p, officially. The p*o*p*e is after all "just" the B*i*s*h*o*p of Rome. (Idiot spelling because of H&A day.)

quote:
Originally posted by Mark Wuntoo:
It's not just about the person who resigns / retires - it's about those who were close to him being less than fully respectful to the successor by continuing to seek his advice / 'wisdom'. Such a temptation. He should go far away.

The p*o*p*e is not quite as powerless a figurehead as the ABC, who relies on personal connections and goodwill only to get things done. (Indeed, if you want to know what will be the major power challenge to any incoming p*o*p*e, then watching "Yes, Prime Minister" will give you a fair idea.)

Most strength the moving principle requires;
Active its task, it prompts, impels, inspires.
- Alexander P***


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They’ll have me whipp’d for speaking true; thou’lt have me whipp’d for lying; and sometimes I am whipp’d for holding my peace. - The Fool in King Lear

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hanginginthere
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I would have thought deserting from the German army was a point in his favour.


Sedate and quiet the comparing lies,
Form'd but to check, delib'rate, and advise.
- Alexander P***


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'Safe?' said Mr Beaver. 'Who said anything about safe? But he's good. He's the King, I tell you.'

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Desert Daughter
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Could we please keep this thread free of this German army stuff?


Self-love still stronger, as its objects nigh;
Reason's at distance, and in prospect lie:
- Alexander P***


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"Prayer is the rejection of concepts." (Evagrius Ponticus)

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Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras
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My initial reaction was that ******** was leaving on very short notice. However, it probably wouldn't do to have a lame duck ****, so to speak. I also suspect that after witnessing close at hand the decline of John Paul II, he did not want to replay what became a rather sad farce, where for an extended time the **** was really unable to fulfill his executive, *****istrative and pastoral roles, reduced to a mere ailing figurehead, while those around him in the high bureaucracy attempted to carry on.

At a more proximate level, perhaps ******** is so frail that he feels unable to pr***rly carry out another Holy Week and Easter as ****, thus motivating his decision to resign now, so that a new ****** of Rome might be elected before the end of Lent.

I'm hoping for a really extraordinary outcome in which the Holy Spirit proves His mettle and ++KJC is elevated to the throne of Peter. From God's mouth to the collective ears of those tiresome old men in their scarlet dresses and lace who will be convening in the Sistine Chapel.

That sees immediate good by present sense;
Reason, the future and the consequence.
- Alexander P***


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St. Punk the Pious

Biblical™ Punk
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quote:
Originally posted by Lietuvos Sv. Kazimieras:
...I'm hoping for a really extraordinary outcome in which the Holy Spirit proves His mettle and ++KJC is elevated to the throne of Peter. From God's mouth to the collective ears of those tiresome old men in their scarlet dresses and lace who will be convening in the Sistine Chapel.

Myself, I h*** for a **** who will bring back the burning of heretics with --KJS as the first guest of honor. [Axe murder]

Thicker than arguments, temptations throng,
At best more watchful this, but that more strong.
- Alexander P***


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The Society of St. Pius *
Wannabe Anglican, Reader
My reely gud book.

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IngoB

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Sorry, but can we have "KJC" and "KJS" unabbreviated, please?

In other news, it seems like this really was a surprise move by the ****, see the video here.

The action of the stronger to suspend,
Reason still use, to reason still attend.
- Alexander P***


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They’ll have me whipp’d for speaking true; thou’lt have me whipp’d for lying; and sometimes I am whipp’d for holding my peace. - The Fool in King Lear

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Desert Daughter
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quote:
Originally posted by IngoB:
Sorry, but can we have "KJC" and "KJS" unabbreviated, please?

-indeed. And since we're at it, what is H&A day?


Attention, habit and experience gains;
Each strengthens reason, and self-love restrains.
- Alexander P***


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"Prayer is the rejection of concepts." (Evagrius Ponticus)

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Perhaps he's getting married and the banns will be called on 28th for the first time


Let subtle schoolmen teach these friends to fight,
More studious to divide than to unite,
- Alexander P***


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Desert Daughter - It's when minds warped and twisted like a mobius corkscrew mated with a Kline bottle in 5 dimensional expanding space by constant reading of inanity and stupidity are allowed free reign lest they explode and cover their computers with gore.

Sometimes they even change the names of boards.

waking up in a cold sweat remembering the far off days when he ****ed Purg

And grace and virtue, sense and reason split,
With all the rash dexterity of wit:
- Alexander P***


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Might as well ask the bloody cat.

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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
And since we're at it, what is H&A day?

It is the chaos currently engulfing the Ship. And if I try to spell it out in full, I won't be allowed.
[Big Grin]


Wits, just like fools, at war about a name,
Have full as oft no meaning, or the same.
- Alexander P***


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Technology has brought us all closer together. Turns out a lot of the people you meet as a result are complete idiots.

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Sioni Sais
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C'mon, who else thought it was an H&A Day story gone viral?


Self-love and reason to one end aspire,
Pain their aversion, pleasure their desire;
- Alexander P***


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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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IngoB

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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
And since we're at it, what is H&A day?

Tolle, lege.

But greedy that its object would devour,
This taste the honey, and not wound the flow'r:
- Alexander P***


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They’ll have me whipp’d for speaking true; thou’lt have me whipp’d for lying; and sometimes I am whipp’d for holding my peace. - The Fool in King Lear

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showaddydadito
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quote:
Originally posted by Desert Daughter:
Could we please keep this thread free of this German army stuff?

It's a fair cop . . . .

But it is true . . . - sorry if that's a problem.

für mich fritz die Diskussion beendet.


Pleasure, or wrong or rightly understood,
Our greatest evil, or our greatest good.
- Alexander P***


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quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
What will he become once he's stepped down?

A retired ******.

Though probably not Master of a Cambridge College.

I wonder if holding the conclave during Lent will speed up the process?

quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
C'mon, who else thought it was an H&A Day story gone viral?

Me [Hot and Hormonal]

Read it here first, assumed it was a joke.

Still not completely convinced it isn't.

Modes of self-love the passions we may call:
'Tis real good, or seeming, moves them all:
- Alexander P***


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Ken

L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.

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Enoch
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
... With effect from Feb 28th. Seems very hurried.

Death is also often rather sudden.


But since not every good we can divide,
And reason bids us for our own provide;
- Alexander P***


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Brexit wrexit - Sir Graham Watson

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IngoB

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quote:
Originally posted by ken:
Though probably not Master of a Cambridge College.

He has remained being a Honorary Professor of Dogmatics at the University of Regensburg anyhow...

quote:
Originally posted by ken:
I wonder if holding the conclave during Lent will speed up the process?

There will be pressure to have the new **** in office prior to the Easter celebrations. That said, I just checked and apparently it just took 17 days from the death of JPII to the election of BXVI.

The apparent reason for the timing of the announcement was that much of the College of ********s was present at that consistory. So BXVI sure kick-started the discussion effectively as well.

I've just read that he will not be participating in the conclave, BTW.

Passions, though selfish, if their means be fair,
List under reason, and deserve her care;
- Alexander P***


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They’ll have me whipp’d for speaking true; thou’lt have me whipp’d for lying; and sometimes I am whipp’d for holding my peace. - The Fool in King Lear

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Uncle Pete

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Dear Ken: vatican.va doesn't play H&A Days.

It's real.


Those, that imparted, court a nobler aim,
Exalt their kind, and take some virtue's name.
- Alexander P***


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