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Thread: Hell: A small group experience in spiritual formation
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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If you pray for me I will super-glue the cheeks of your arse together while you sleep.
P
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Proverbs 15
A hot-tempered man stirs up dissension,
but a patient man calms a quarrel.
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RooK
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And a hot patient disorders orderlies.
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KenWritez
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
If you pray for me I will super-glue the cheeks of your arse together while you sleep.
Pyx, I pray for you but I don't sleep, so bring it on! ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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My blog: http://oxygenofgrace.blogspot.com
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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I just need to save up for a 5 gallon tube of glue and I will be over. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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JimT
Ship'th Mythtic
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Did no one catch the reference to Sister Mary Oliphant from the first Cheech and Chong album Big Bambu?
Or have I mind melded with Martin PC Not, as Pyx_e suspects?
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Belisarius
Lord Bountiful of Admin (Emeritus) Delights
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Actually, I did catch the reference (the routine also mentions Sister Rosetta Stone).
Cheech and Chong on a spiritual formation thread--what a tangent...
[typo]
[ 11. December 2003, 18:43: Message edited by: Belisarius ]
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Andrew Knoll
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RooK
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Makes for an amusing image of next week's coven.
[knock knock]
Uuuuuuuh... Who is it?
Sine.
Uuuuuuuh... Sine's not here!
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Duo Seraphim*
Sea lawyer
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I think I may have Sine's first spiritual Bingo card here. It came to me...let's not go into that.
Triple points
bestest buddy
moral high ground
productive meditation
try to hear God speaking to me
Double points
the gift of God's word
utter sincerity
spiritual journal
Single points
journeying with us
silent prayer
Null points
I just want to hold up [name] to Jesus
Thank you for your candour
[thought of one more]
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2^8, eight bits to a byte
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Cranmer's baggage*
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
It is impossible to read from the last post backwards and make any sense.
Pyx_e, do you read threads backwards to check for secret messages from The Evil One?
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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Sarkie leaves secret messages? I thought she just said them out loud!
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jlg
What is this place?
Why am I here?
# 98
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Recently at a weekday mass the readings were from the Isaiah bits that start off the Messiah ("every valley shall be exalted and the mountains made low" etc) combined with a reinforcing NT and Gospel reading. Our priest, in his mini-homily, emphasized how we should use Advent to look forward to being brought up from our poverty and lowliness. But I couldn't help thinking that our little band of warmly dressed, well-fed people with time to be at daily mass in our pleasant, heated, church building were more likely to be part of the group that will be "made low".
Perhaps, Sine, you could find an opening to discuss whether people who have enough time and wealth to own or even know about such things as sterling ice-cream forks should perhaps focus on aspects of the Gospel other than "Jesus loves me and everything's gonna be alright!".
Does your course have a section on examination of conscience?
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Sarkycow
La belle Dame sans merci
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Jlg, Sine's had enough of being a cynical, obnoxious lil bastard; he wants to be a sunbeam for Jesus, that's why he's joined the coven ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
Pyx_e, you're on my christmas card list now
Sarkycow
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Jen, that's the problem. So far it's all been about how God can make me feel better about myself. Which is bullshit, in my opinion. One can be a miserable wreck and still be out in the world, helping the people Jesus said to help.
And yes, I know, I should sell the ice cream forks and give the money to the poor. I'm just not there yet.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Thank-you, Ms Cow, for your vote of confidence.
I'll pray for you too. Extemporaneously.
"Ah just wanna lift up sistah Vicki..."
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jlg
What is this place?
Why am I here?
# 98
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Tell it, brother! Lift up our Sister Cow! A---men!
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Nunc Dimittis
Seamstress of Sound
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Lord, yeah, Lord we just really wanna lift up our sister Cow that the blessings of thy holy face, Lord, of thy just really holy face will shine on her forever.
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Amen.
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tomb
Shipmate
# 174
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Damn, your good at that, Nunc.
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Cusanus
Ship's Schoolmaster
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It comes from living in the Diocese of Gomorrah-on-the-Harbour. It's catching.
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Pânts*
Ship's underwear
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this is page 10
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I'm not here any more. Dial 999 to get me. (No. Please don't really. Bit you could PM me on my new number cos I never get PMs!)
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 3631
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pants, I feel like you're stalking me, and it's not a pleasant feeling.
If I have offended you in some way, I apologize.
I'm sure the hosts will close this thread when they are bored reading it. It makes no nevermind to me.
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Moo
Ship's tough old bird
# 107
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
It makes no nevermind to me.
Hey, the correct phrase is, "It don't make no nevermind."
Moo
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See you later, alligator.
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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quote:
Originally posted by Moo:
Hey, the correct phrase is, "It don't make no nevermind."
Yes, there's nothing quite like the double negative to enhance the attitude of your disenchantment.
I don't think there's any escaping the pants, Sine. She seems to be everywhere and on everyone.
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Lord, fill my mouth with worthwhile stuff, and shut it when I've said enough. Amen.
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Sine Nomine*
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 3631
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In that case, I take back my apology. I might need it again sometime.
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Amazing Grace*
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Cusanus:
It comes from living in the Diocese of Gomorrah-on-the-Harbour. It's catching.
Hey, I thought *I* lived there ... oh wait ... that's Sodom-by-the-Bay.
<emily litella on>
Nevermind.
<emily litella off>
Charlotte (and yes I agree with the assessment)
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Amazing Grace, I could totally hear you say that....
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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RooK
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# 1852
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Closed per request of thread starter.
-RooK
Hellhost
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