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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Foods you hate Leaf
Eldest Son feels like that about all green stuff, not just leaf (he'll eat leeks, but they're herbs).
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Arrr, calling ye olde viola.
Well some orchestras need them ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Loquacious beachcomber
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Not again mousethief
After 43,537 posts, HAVE MERCY!
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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quote:
Originally posted by Zappa:
Oh bugger - I thought of the FLP implications of this the moment I hit "post":
What kind of a dumb-arsed ... Zappa
Then again, it gave us
What kind of a dumb-arsed ... mousethief
which must be worth something.
(Good on you for getting here first, Zaps.)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Is there any other kind?
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Foods you hate... Ariel
Yes, I should think it would be horribly dusty and gritty to start with, before foaming up in your mouth and washing it a whiter white.
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Foods you hate: CorgiGreta
Poodle Gratin is rather good but CorgiGreta is just too much.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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(I feel like this has come up before, but...)
I'd like to have a leaf
Well who wouldn't, but it's not like they grow on trees!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Ariel
Shipmate
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First they came for Cod.
Then they came for Chips.
Then they came for a Barm Cake,
And someone asked for Guacamole,
At which point they were asked
(Slightly less than politely)
If they would kindly take
Themselves out of the premises.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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There once was a girl (Sir Kevin)
This story is either going to be very interesting or very confused.
The Message (Lamb Chopped)
Don't dice the messenger!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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So WTF is wrong with ... Columbus
In hindsight, OK, but he was a lousy navigator who thought he had landed in the East Indies when he came ashore in the Caribbean.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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First, they came for no_prophet
But failing in this, they settled for some_prophet.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Words Cannot Even Begin mousethief
Correct. For it is like with the birds and the bees.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
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Was Jesus a quantum Belle Ringer?
um, hmmm, what exactly is a quantum belle ringer?
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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A priest's first mass... Ecclesiastical Flip-flop
The whole congo's joined the Lutherans?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Offence, Robustness,... Tortuf
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Golden Key
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Dear Lord and Piglet
Miss Piggy's prayer. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Sherlock Holmes the birdie
Camera operators all over the world will be confused.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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I'd like to have a...dolphy
Take your place in the queue ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Was Jesus a quantum Belle Ringer?
um, hmmm, what exactly is a quantum belle ringer?
Yes, always important to define the terms before the debate!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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St. Stephen the Stoned
Shipmate
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The right to choose Sir Kevin
Who wouldn't?
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Do you want to see Jesus or don't yer? Well shurrup then!
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Ariel
Shipmate
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Sherlock Holmes the Exegesis Fairy
He certainly has a knack for texts...
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Latchkey Kid
Shipmate
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If not Alpha, then what? Duplo.
And Lego after you've mastered Duplo.
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'You must never give way for an answer. An answer is always the stretch of road that's behind you. Only a question can point the way forward.'
Mika; in Hello? Is Anybody There?, Jostein Gaardner
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Cats in heaven (Sparrow)
Oy! Careful there! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Alternative uses for a jar... Pegasus
1. Take out of jar
2. Unfold
3. Use instead of airline
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Pegasus
Shipmate
# 1966
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That thread is now displayed on my computer as "Alternative Uses For ...Pegasus" . I've yet to find one use for me!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Sherlock Holmes the Chorister
I hope he kept the laudunum well-hidden at that age.
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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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The "N" word...Moo
Wouldn't that be the "M" word?
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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Leaf
Shipmate
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Sometimes we all get the blues - aredstatemystic
Resulting in an overall violet appearance.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Sherlock Holmes the Snags
i) He used drugs
ii) He was, as they used to say, a 'Confirmed batchelor'
iii) He came back from the dead
Apart from that, an entirely normal fictional detective.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Alternative uses for Ariel
Having already established that it's one of the foods you hate, perhaps we could try washing clothes with it?
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Choirs and the key Basso
![[Mad]](angryfire.gif) Everybody knows the key singer in a choir is a Soprano
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Anyone into crop circles?! the giant cheeseburger
It's all a stunt by some fast food joint?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Predestination Please
Oh, all right. Not like I have any choice.
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Alternative uses for Jedijudy The list is long, the list is very long! ![[Two face]](graemlins/scot_twoface.gif)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Public Housing Applicants... (Apocalypso)
Refused. Next!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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There once was a girl deckhand
And boy, could she make fast to a bollard.
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lilBuddha
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Did the earth move Zappa?
I thought only Dylan moved Zappa.
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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I'd like to have a... (mousethief)
At night, I would let him loose to kill all the mice in the house.
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Bite your tongue! I don't kill, I only steal.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Disposal Cost of the... Eutychus
Not expensive at all. He's sitting right by that window.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Sherlock Holmes the... Schroedinger's cat
This is getting mysteriouser and mysteriouser!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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St. Stephen the Stoned
Shipmate
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I'd like to have a Wet Kipper
...I'll be home for breakfast!
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Do you want to see Jesus or don't yer? Well shurrup then!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Did Jesus intend to Bullfrog
Well, he did croak!
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Navigated away from SoF for a bit and returned to find:
Alternative uses for churchgeek
This was a little disconcerting. Have I outworn my usefulness already?
[ 16. August 2010, 20:40: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Ain't nothin' but a... Nigel M
Elvis updated.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Church of England Mass Hooker's Trick
Claim disgruntled former AngloCatholics, now reunited with the RC?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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