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Smudgie
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Technicolor? Technicolor? May I remind you that the world is best in black and white!
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Raptor Eye
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Best in black and white? They make everything so grey! So grey! Oh woe is me, grey grey grey!
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lilBuddha
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Grey, grey, grey, grey, grey, greeeey, wonderful grey!
See you you did?! See what you have wrought? See what you have brought about? Oh wait, I love Python.
Never mind.
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pimple
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Well don't we all, but you omitted to say how - grilled or stewed? We need more than a rapturous sigh - we need recipes, darn it!
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lilBuddha
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I was going to say it is you I prefer grilled* but the mental image of grilling a pimple put me right off. I think the heat might well cause a more violent irruption though. Hmmm, science experiment! Just how far can one cause the fluid to project?
Or culinary experiment. Grill the pimple on low heat, basting it in its own sauce. Sauté 'til just before bursting so the flavour explodes in mouth? Hmmmmm.
Move over Cambellite! We have a new cookbook brewing.
*By your posting content, it is obvious you are already stewed.
[ 07. February 2014, 16:25: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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And you seem to be thinking we're all about to gorge ourselves right this very instant, missie. What about them that hae meat, but canna eat, hm? What about them? If there's anything that would put someone off their lunch (or supper, or breakfast, or midnight snack—I swear, you Americans, so self-centered in your own time zones!), it would be a constant reminder that they can't have their lunch.
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lilBuddha
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You Americans? As if you were not so obviously the epitome of the American, pseudo-intellectual. Look at that expression, the haircut and oh so "ironic" pose. Goes double for the twee bloke on your back.
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Below the Lansker
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
What about them that hae meat, but canna eat, hm?
Where to begin with such a venomous post? Who is this sly dig aimed at, pray tell? The dentally deprived, perhaps, or is this poisoned barb directed at our vegan and vegetarian friends (crackpots all)? And then you go on to list the many meals that our American friends will be indulging in ... not accusing them of being lard-arses, are you?
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lilBuddha
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Oh, lilBuddha, who made you arbiter of what claims are valid? You who suspiciously make few claims. Something nefarious to hide?
As for evaluating intellectual pretensions, Pot and Kettle, oh pseudo sagacious one.
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Smudgie
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So, lilB, our offence isn't good enough for you, you have to go and take offence at yourself. If we lesser mortals are so insignificant, then why engage in this thread at all? BLT's post was simply oozing with opportunity to be offended, but you simply ignore that and sit there talking to yourself as though deigning to respond would be totally beneath you. Granted, your previous post had been totally ignored by BTL before you, but surely this in itself could have provided you with ample ammunition, were you but willing to engage.
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Raptor Eye
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![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) says the one who can't even get the first letters of someone's name the right way around, when not bothering to try to write it all out courteously.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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Says the person who hasn't been following the Ancient and Venerable tradition of Clever Renaming. Didn't your mother ever tell you to read the whole thread, its predecessor, and an unabridged copy of War and Peace for good measure before posting?
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Dafyd
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The correct misspelling is "Ane fule kno", as ane fule kno. Get it right. Really, kids these days can't even misspell the classics correctly.
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lilBuddha
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Kids! You call Zappa a kid?! Do you not see he calls himself "(almost) first in the world"?
When our ancestors struggled to clamber onto the beach with their lobed fins, Zappa was there to greet them. Respect your elders, Daffy D.
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Lucia
Looking for light
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Hey cut out the Dead Horse topic will you? You may well consider yourself descended from a fish (somehow I can imagine why you would think that) but evolution will only get us in trouble with the hosts.
[ 10. February 2014, 09:16: Message edited by: Lucia ]
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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Why would the cherubim and seraphim be disturbed? You reckon you got a direct line, they tell you what bothers them?
[And your overweening pride makes me mis-type. And not notice. And have to edit. And be insulted by that snide comment. You know the one I mean]
[ 10. February 2014, 15:24: Message edited by: pimple ]
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lilBuddha
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You call these, Imaginary Friend Smudgie and Ariston, seraphim and cherubim?
Strange pimple.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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On behalf of the poor, abused Internet that had to endure your abuses (and those of whomever posted those…abominations), WHY? It's too early to break out the Fernet Branca as brain bleach, so I'll have to go through the rest of the day with those images burned into my mind, by which time it might be too late to unsee what has been seen.
I hope you're happy.
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lilBuddha
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No fault of mine you've never looked in a mirror.
ETA: Ecstatic.
[ 10. February 2014, 16:53: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
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Bean Sidhe
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Ach LilB, who among us could bear the mirror's ruthless gaze? Least of all, perhaps, your horned, nasally challenged self?
But tish tush, what really offends is that this thread has been stalled for over a month!
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Welease Woderwick
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Old Bean, when I saw your name I thought that I should welcome you back after your little break but then thought that welcoming back a disembodied spirit who howls through the night was perhaps not quite the done thing - particular when said disembodied spirit has just criticised another shipmate for being nasally challenged when they themselves are bodily challenged!!
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Bean Sidhe
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Tis the night here for sure but have I howled? Have I? Just because I'm a sidhe... I mean the presumptions! Do I not weep? Bleed, even? Well actually no, I don't. But you get my drift. Or not. Oh, sod it, you've offended me. Bwah!
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His lips are moving.
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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So you're one of those one-track-minded people who believe's there's only one way, are you? I might have known. ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
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Welease Woderwick
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As you know I'm not one to criticise BUT I do find the lack of ability to punctuate a bit difficult to cope with - is there possibly a surfeit of apostrophes in the post by The Blessed Circus Host?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Lucia
Looking for light
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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
As you know I'm not one to criticise BUT...
Talk about passive-agressive! 'Not one to criticise' you say but then you leap in with both feet and stomp all over the poor, grammatically- challenged penguin.
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lilBuddha
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Lucia,
The biggest offence of the weasel's post is that he called a Circus host blessed! Even Cthulhu has standards higher. No God of chaos or evil would stoop so low as to be associated with Circus Hosts. Although a couple of Tau's children do sound like they could be particular SOF hosts.
Jasy Jatere, lord of the siesta
JJ = WW?
Ao Ao, appeared as perhaps a monstrous sheep or peccary
Starts with A, now who could that be? Hmmmm....
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Welease Woderwick
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Surely, unless we are all figments of one another's imagination, we have to accept that, however much we might regret it, lilB clearly IS.
Sorry, Gwai, but you have to face up to reality sometime.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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lilBuddha
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You can't HANDLE reality! We live in a world that has padded walls, and those walls need to be guarded by people with padded restraints. Who's gonna do it? You? Refrigerator boy? You weep for Gwai and curse the guardians. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the Yeti wait in the closet to steal your pyjamas. That they* are always watching, with their unblinking eyes, always the eyes....why don't they look away, why don't they at least BLINK?! What do they want?! Why do they follow me everywhere? Why do they...wait, what are we talking about?
Oh yes, you cannot handle reality, poor dear WW.
*No, not the Yeti, THEM. And their eyes, why always the eyes?!
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Welease Woderwick
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lilB, I don't like to intrude on your rather idiosyncratic version of reality but can I just point out that for most of us eyes are the things that help us see and thus watch just as ears are the things that help us hear, tongues are the things that help us taste and noses are the things that help us smell. I realise that your grasp of this reality may be more than a little tenuous but please respect the feelings of the majority before pushing your own, rather bizarre, agenda.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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lilBuddha
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Oh, you have a tongue, therefore you think you have taste? Those sequined, mauve, taupe and chartreuse trousers you were imply different.
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Smudgie
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You would appear to be suggesting that Weasel used to be a pair of trousers. I will have you know that I find it incredibly offensive to suggest that people were items of clothing in a previous life. It makes me feel quite squeamish about getting dressed, not knowing whom I might be wearing, and therefore feel forced to spend my entire Easter Saturday in bed.
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Raptor Eye
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) Now I'm laughing so much it hurts Smudgie, how could you!
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I am deeply upset that you are laughing at The Penguin - she's doing her best, for Heaven's sake! Surely you don't expect her to be coherent or make sense, it would be so out of character!
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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lilBuddha
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You don't get sake, Zappa. Those destined for the nether regions get commercial American Beer! Ha! The devil brews Budweiser and Coors!
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Kelly Alves
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Oh. So we're just going to let Anhauser-Busch and Canadian Molsen off the hook for producing such bilge, are we? Blame it all on the devil? How delightfully consequence-free.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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lilBuddha
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Alright then, all American "beer" is of the devil. And, for that matter so.... Oh what is the point? You are so clearly ensnared by the dork side at the moment as to preclude your noticing, much less responding.
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Kelly Alves
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I am FIGHTING EVIL (or something). Have some damn RESPECT!
As to what my point was-- if people are gonna make crap beer, like hell am I gonna accept "the debbil made me do it" as an excuse. I am shocked and surprised that you would hand people such an out.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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And what if they make good beer? What about Duvel? Lucifer? Hop Devil? Maudite? Hm? HM? What say you to those, Philistine?
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Kelly Alves
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I say "Anchor", "Anderson Valley", and "Speakeasy" and "stop insulting me with your references to urine samples".
Did you not spot the qualifier "if" in my sentance? That is not a big, long word. even you can handle it.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Ariston
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Oh you Californians, think you all invented the hop, think your suds are soooo much better than anyone else's. Well la-ti-da, aren't you just special?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Yes.
Silly questions are offensive.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Raptor Eye
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![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif) Did you have to remind me that they made me redundant all those years ago?
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lilBuddha
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"All those years ago"? Sure, you chronologically endowed have to lord it over the younger generation, wallowing in experiences we will never have. Next you'll be bragging about riding your wooly mammoth and how stegosaur tastes soo much better than modern meat.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Do you have to mention that four-letter word m*at? The more sensitive of us find it quite unpalatable as we chow down on soya and rice.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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