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Kwesi
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All gasping for air
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Whilst in Manc I went to the Lowry
A tourist from Alpha Centauri
With 8 kids and au pair
All gasping for air
So I sent them all off to Blairgowrie!
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On vacation amongst the high peaks
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wet Kipper
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I heard a small chorus of squeaks
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- insert randomly chosen, potentially Deep and Meaningful™ song lyrics here -
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Raptor Eye
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The pied piper was near
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Meike
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Near enough to overhear
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Kwesi
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The drip, drip of new WikiLeaks.
There once was a bishop called Spong
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Pewter
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Who lectured a gathering throng
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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on expanding their thoughts
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Meike
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And standing by the lake he saw two yachts
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Raptor Eye
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And knew he'd gone on for too long.
A man wearing a very tall hat
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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reading Dr Seuss
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Meike
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Dreaming of Seuss juice
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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and hitting mosquitoes KERSPLAT!
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When walking one day to my club
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Golden Key
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I suddenly began to blub
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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as I thought of the days
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Sipech
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Before they got taken over by dub.
There once was a fraudster called Dave
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I try to be self-deprecating; I'm just not very good at it.
Twitter: http://twitter.com/TheAlethiophile
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Meike
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One morning he had a brainwave
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Kwesi
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"A P.M. I'll be"
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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he said with some glee
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
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But don't think the country I'll save!"
Great Britain's finances are pants
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Golden Key
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Don't worry--just get up and dance!
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Kwesi
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The Keynesian Gavotte
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Raptor Eye
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And the Chancellor Foxtrot
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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And ignore Mr.Cameron's rants!
Now, whether your party is Green
[ 30. April 2015, 15:15: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Meike
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Or if you support Mr Bean
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Her Majesty reckons
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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jacobsen
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That Green is already has-been.
Oh joy!It's a three day weekend
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Meike
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Free at last! Free at last, my friend!
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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jrw
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"Not so fast", said the boss
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jacobsen
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I'm off for a ***** weekend.
You talk too much - kindly shut up.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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pimple
Ship's Irruption
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said the quacker we all know as FUP
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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jacobsen
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When I hear your voice
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Meike
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Gentle and sweet as construction noise
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Pewter
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The bile runneth over my cup
My tip for predicting the weather
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Meike
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Are the Sibylline Oracles bound in leather
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Kwesi
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But my gouty big toe
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Raptor Eye
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Is telling me there'll be snow
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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But inaccurate when tickled by a feather.
(The scansion is already shot to hell, so why the devil not?)
A siren who sang in the choir
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Meike
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Had a sneeze attack during Händel's Messiah
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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Kwesi
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It was quite an anointing
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kingsfold
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But most disappointing
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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To the one who dry-cleaned her attire.
In Rome, I behaved like the Romans.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Meike
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Ate gelato all day, perché no, gents?
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“A god who let us prove his existence would be an idol” ― Dietrich Bonhoeffer
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The5thMary
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I tried to conquer the region,
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God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose.
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Golden Key
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Where, like Paul, we all sat and made tents!
A giraffe wand'ring through old Cairo
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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