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Thread: Famous BBC RSS Feed Headlines!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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E.coli butcher jailed for a year
'He's butchered E.coli! - Now he's in jail! - We say: Serves him right! - More on page 2 of The Daily Gore'
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Leaking Drains 'Caused Outbreak'
first a dribble, then the pressure built up and KABOOM!
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Snowball in Hell
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I'm terrible...
Fears Growing for Missing Fossett[/b]
[i]"I came home after work, and all that was left was the basin and the little knobs. But I didn't report it right away. You know, it might have just gone out with some friends, like the toilet plunger or the tub drain. I didn't want to make nothing of it. But it's been days, and I haven't been able to brush my teeth!"
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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%^&^%&*&^*(&*)( code. sorry.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Nice to see you back here, comet ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
Top "Tayside and Central" story today:
Pupil attack claim enquiry plea
(or: how long a sentence can I make using only nouns?)
Happy belated second birthday to this thread ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Not an RSS feed line, but I was amused when I read in the Guardian Weekly:
French use baguette as stick to beat Sarkozy over prices ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Offer to quit in India gods row
Vishnu will accept demi-divine status in return for a "golden apocalypse" departure payment.
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Snowball in Hell
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Tackle Zimbabwe - archbishop
and the bish takes an entire country down....
South Africa deny battling Tigers
what tigers? oh those tigers... I wasn't near them at all, you can't prove a thing!
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"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Madonna 'talks peace with Peres'
News at 10 - Peres had vision, converts to Christianity!
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Not a headline, but a classic blunder in an article on illegal border crossing attempts in Cherbourg currently in 'most read stories' here:
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The mayor of Cherbourg has vowed to ask ministers for help in dealing with immigrants in his town who make daily attempts to smuggle themselves to the UK.
He came scampering up a side street just before midnight. He paused for a moment, glanced left, then right. [etc]
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Snowball in Hell
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over in Hell Foaming Draught linked to a deeply disturbing story about a guy masturbating with a vacuum cleaner and the toilet duck. (yeah, just had to share that image, thanks) on the page with the article was a list of the top Australia national news stories. some were predictable
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Lesbian IVF case divides community
some disturbing but not unheard of
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Boy, 6, accused of sex abuse
and some, were just perfect for this thread!
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Pumpkin's mum wrote of affair
Dear son,
I should have told you this long ago. your father was actually a summer squash....
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Our boob-job warriors: ADF defends breast enlargements
sub: ample breasted women to protest in front of the capital; record number of male supporters expected to attend
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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My Firefox latest headlines list has:
'Hobbit' wrists 'were primitive'
Obviously they hadn't been using them enough...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Church gives birth to baby girl (BBC News)
Mind-boggling! That's what I call a real community effort! Praise Almiiiiiiighty God! ![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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BBC unearths new phone in fake
Ha! Gotcha, BBC! - A most mysterious headline due to the omission of a hyphen! Aha!
[Afraid it's been added since... ![[Frown]](frown.gif) ]
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Blackwater boss grilled over Iraq
Well I guess it's pretty hot there, and heat rises...
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Eutychus
From the edge
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A previously unheard of Enid Blyton story has obviously come to light:
Five held over Paris Monet attack
(shame about the picture though )
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Wildcat strikes plague Royal Mail
One should think they'd be pleased to have fewer attacks on posties for a bit!
(Ok, I'm rather easily amused. )
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Moon jets pinned on 'tiger stripes'
makes no sense, but fun!
and, yes, my mind is really, really in the gutter. because I read this
Blow for defiant Zimbabwe farmers
ALL wrong... ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) some serious perks for farming in Zimbabwe.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Skies to be swept for alien life
Those 'how clean is your house?' women get everywhere...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Boxer Amir Khan jumped a red light and knocked down a pedestrian, a court hears.
Pretty self-explanatory. Jump! Wham! Outch!
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Elephants sense 'danger' clothes
When you're a certain size, it's good to know what not to wear.
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Snowball in Hell
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Bug Hospital Chief Pay Withheld
board makes discovery: he's a bug.
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Esmeralda
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Toilet conference opens in Delhi
They wanted a larger meeting room but all they could afford was a toilet.
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Snowball in Hell
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Ill Meat Loaf Scraps European Tour
I hate it when my dinner goes off. Then again, I've always been told meatloaf doesn't travel well.
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Flooding "may put lives at risk"
In other news, the sky is blue.
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Wet Kipper
Circus Runaway
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Uganda Rebel leader "is not dead"
- Well, he will be soon, he's very ill
- "I'm getting better"
- No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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UN chief makes Antarctica visit
Case of Mohammed expecting mountain to come to him, perhaps?
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Qoheleth.
Semi-Sagacious One
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US visitors to London remain high
.... must be something in the water.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Breakthrough in primate cloning
The Archbishop of A, B, C, D, E...
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Australians named worst emitters
Cor, Bruce, that was a real stinker!
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Pre-cambrian
Shipmate
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Howard Acts on Foreign Sex Tours
Conjuring up unwanted images of a former British Cabinet Minister
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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More cash to beat school bullies
Beat the bullies before they beat you. Here, have a load of coins to dump on 'em.
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Sandemaniac
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Cheating slightly - spotted on Cricinfo this morning.
Ntini removes Papps early
The bind moggles....
AG
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Wesley J
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Polish President Lech Kaczynski swears in new government.
I'm not surprised he's having a tantrum - he hated to see his twin brother leave.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Spice Girls open Children in Need
Sounds rather gruesome, but I suppose perfoming surgery without a licence might be ok if it's an emergency.
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Esmeralda
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Tutu chides Church for gay stance
Take that hand off your hip and stand up straight at once!
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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French 'could have saved Diana'
Language skills always come in handy. ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Esmeralda
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Stricken Antarctic ship evacuated
Happens to the best of us when we're really scared...
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Eutychus
From the edge
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
French 'could have saved Diana'
Language skills always come in handy.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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Esmeralda
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Power vacuum threat for Lebanon
James Dyson finds the Middle East a hard market to penetrate.
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Hazey*Jane
Ship's Biscuit Crumbs
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Not RSS, but the two 'most emailed' stories at the mo are:
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1. Billie Piper to return to Dr Who
2. Tenant demand at 'five year high'
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Petrified
Ship’s ballast
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Not the BBC but MSN's news headlines
"Prime Minister Gordon Brown has come under fire from some of the country's most senior military figures."
clearly there is a need for better training.
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At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.
SoF a "prick against Bigotterie"
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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Petrified:
Not the BBC but MSN's news headlines
"Prime Minister Gordon Brown has come under fire from some of the country's most senior military figures."
clearly there is a need for better training.
If they are using standard military hardware (SA80 rifles, 105mm howitzers), he'll be fine.
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Esmeralda
Ship's token UK Mennonite
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Rudd takes Australia inside Kyoto
Surely this is taking reorganization a little far? (and how would it fit?)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Climate cause fires ice cream guru
Errm... ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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MPs call on BBC to open accounts
With Northern Rock? Revenge for BBC reports on lost data CDs?
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Archimandrite
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Meteorite dates lunar volcanoes
Two-timing bastard.
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