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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Videos and images of Michael Astley

I think this is taking ikonography too far!

FD [Biased]

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lilBuddha
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Liberalism is Merlin the Mad.
Not by any definition I know.

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lilBuddha
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Liberalism is ken.
A bit closer, that.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Amos

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Female Role Models (Hilda of Whitby)

Can't argue with that.

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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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Clarkson, you are a piglet

Well, I've read the thread and yes, it seems he is.

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Welease Woderwick

Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Cherie's sister converts BessHiggs

...but into what?

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Calling the Ship to... Jahlove

Catching a ferry for a booze cruise? Or is it about an RNLI lifeboat, for those in peril on the sea?

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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[Roll Eyes]

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Lyda*Rose

Ship's broken porthole
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Say hello to my Little...lilBuddha

Hey! That's one tiny Buddha you have there!

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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano

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lilBuddha
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quote:
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Say hello to my Little...lilBuddha

Hey! That's one tiny Buddha you have there!

Hmmph! I am not short, I am just Fun Size.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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I think I might just... Think²

I think thinking is to be highly recommended. [Cool]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Thinking - not just for Squares [Smile]

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Imaginary Friend

Real to you
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Just be careful not to over-power yourself.

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"We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, the game was played on grass."
Brian Clough

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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Bishop of Lewes compares...icecream_snow

There's no difference is there? (just be sure not to eat yellow snow!)

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Garden. Room. Walk

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Being treated like... Apocalypso

Now?

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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I think I might just Boogie

Yeah! [Big Grin]

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Eutychus
From the edge
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I think I might just... Boogie

<Monty Python voice>
No singing!
</Monty Python voice>

[great minds and all that]

[ 07. November 2010, 16:55: Message edited by: Eutychus ]

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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What does your living manger do piglet

No, actually, I think it's more like sheep and cows... maybe a donkey...

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Okay, that's 24 hours without Prozac. It's kind of depressing, isn't it?

New word.

paranoia

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lilBuddha
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Jesus seemed to teach Yorick.

Not sure it took, though.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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mousethief

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quote:
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Okay, that's 24 hours without Prozac. It's kind of depressing, isn't it?

New word.

paranoia

Crap! Wrong thread. Sorry!

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pimple

Ship's Irruption
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[Killing me] [Killing me]

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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Loquacious beachcomber
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If you could choose Kelly Alves...

Kelly Alves just might choose anyone but you in return!

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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)

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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Why do Christians love... (lilBuddha)

'Cause it's a really B I G tent.

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Oinkster

"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Five bishops are to Alogon

Is this some new seasonal variant on the Twelve Days of Christmas? Right before the six geese a-laying, for instance?

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mousethief

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the parsley sage in the parsley sage

I am so into me
I can't think of nothin' else

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Emergency! Anyone got... Manipled Mutineer

Shipmate Fletcher Christian might help?

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the parsley sage
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
the parsley sage in the parsley sage

I am so into me
I can't think of nothin' else

[Hot and Hormonal]

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Boys in books are better

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Nashville Mafia Meet (Grits)

Grits makes Nashville Mafia an offer they cannot refuse.

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I'm not dead yet.

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mousethief

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Five bishops are to Ecclesiastical flip-flop

So I've heard, so I've heard.

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mousethief

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I am being driven to Think

About time.

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Say Hello to my Little... monkeylizard

Some guys use all sorts of excuses to get the ladies interested in certain parts of the male anatomy.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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WhyNotSmile
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Say Hello to my Little... monkeylizard

Some guys use all sorts of excuses to get the ladies interested in certain parts of the male anatomy.

And it's currently preceeded by
Big or small? (Monkeylizard)

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Do you have a shiny Graven Image

Yessssss my pretty....

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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kingsfold

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Surprised no-one has yet gone for one of these..

Prince William to marry +Chad

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dj_ordinaire
Host
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... and here was me coming here to announce that Thurible is now our future queen.

Pipped to the post again!

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Flinging wide the gates...

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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Say hello to my little monkeylizard

Awwwwww - cute!

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Garden. Room. Walk

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Auntie Doris

Screen Goddess
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Prince William to Marry Auntie Doris

Yes!!!!!!!!

Auntie Doris x

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"And you don't get to pronounce that I am not a Christian. Nope. Not in your remit nor power." - iGeek in response to a gay-hater :)

The life and times of a Guernsey cow

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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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Do you have a shiny Ninnypinny?

I'm ashamed to admit that I don't polish my ninnypinny as often as I should. [Hot and Hormonal]

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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President Obama is comet

shh dammit you'll blow my cover!

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Mamacita

Lakefront liberal
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President Obama is Spiffy

Yes, he does look good in a suit.

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lilBuddha
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Do you have a shiny piglet.
Yes, at the moment. Soon as I am done scrubbing, back in the mud she goes...

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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Tortuf to marry into Tortuf

That goes so far beyond incest... [Eek!]

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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The prince is getting married Moo

Most people honk horns or sound church bells, but if you insist...

*ahem* Mooooooooooooooooooooooo

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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)

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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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quote:
Originally posted by Angel Wrestler:
The prince is getting married Moo

Most people honk horns or sound church bells, but if you insist...

*ahem* Mooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Killing me]

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Garden. Room. Walk

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lilBuddha
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What is a Christian pimple?

One in the shape of a cross? One on the inner wrist or top of foot?

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lilBuddha
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Lazarus pimple
Sometimes it does seem that way.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Leaf
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Why do Americans love JoannaP?

Isn't it obvious? [Biased]

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+Chad

Staffordshire Lad
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quote:
Originally posted by kingsfold:
Prince William to marry +Chad

[Frown] Harry's more my type.

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Chad (The + is silent)

Where there is tea there is hope.

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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Lazarus Lamb Chopped

Could be painful or awkward, depending upon where the chop was when revived.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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