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mousethief
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quote: Originally posted by Amos: I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard
Gave 'em both barrels did you?
Every time I see the name of this thread, the jukebox in my brain sings, "I killed a rat and the. Rat won. I killed a rat and the. Rat won."
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Leorning Cniht
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The Silver Chair (CS moron)
Now, I know people have varied feelings about St. Clive, but that seems a little harsh.
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Welease Woderwick
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How can Christians Evensong
Possibly because of the sheer poetry of it when done properly.
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lilBuddha
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The Daily Mail Hates lilBuddha Forgone conclusion even without the test. Badge of honour, I think.
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balaam
 Making an ass of myself
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: quote: Originally posted by Amos: I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard
Gave 'em both barrels did you?
Every time I see the name of this thread, the jukebox in my brain sings, "I killed a rat and the. Rat won. I killed a rat and the. Rat won."
No, no no. It goes:
I killed a rat not in a shy way. But more, much more than this I did it myyyyyy waaaaaaaaay.
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Ariston
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quote: Originally posted by balaam: quote: Originally posted by mousethief: quote: Originally posted by Amos: I killed a rat and .... monkeylizard
Gave 'em both barrels did you?
Every time I see the name of this thread, the jukebox in my brain sings, "I killed a rat and the. Rat won. I killed a rat and the. Rat won."
No, no no. It goes:
I killed a rat not in a shy way. But more, much more than this I did it myyyyyy waaaaaaaaay.
Get with the times, fogey. It's: I killed a rat and I liked it Hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong It felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight. [ 03. October 2013, 21:54: Message edited by: Ariston ]
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Kelly Alves
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OK, I just want to say for the record that Ariston totally stole that joke from me. ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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luvanddaisies
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You're both way behind
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Kelly Alves
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I stand corrected.
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Ariston
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: OK, I just want to say for the record that Ariston totally stole that joke from me.
While she may not have been first, yes, I did half-steal that from Kelly, but briefly thought about changing a few of KP's lyrics. Still, thanks to her, I haven't been able to clear that song from my head.
Dear Bunny: thank you for ruining a song I didn't actually like in the first place.
-------------------- “Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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balaam
 Making an ass of myself
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How can Christians Boogie
First they must check it's the appropriate place. It wouldn't do at Choral Evensong, for instance.
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Welease Woderwick
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How do you handle a Baptist Trainfan
With an oily rag?
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Ariel
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How do you handle a moonlitdoor?
I get a moonlitkey and insert it in the moonlitlock before turning the moonlithandle. Hopefully, this moominworks.
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Sioni Sais
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How do you handle a blackbeard
Trim occasionally and keep food out of it.
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Wesley J
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Are these people complete... mousethief
One is. The others are imposters and incomplete.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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lilBuddha
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How do you handle a doublethink? With a lot more respect than a single think.
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Doublethink.
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![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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jbohn
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Is there strength in... (Gwai)
I'm voting yes...
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LeRoc
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Is there strength in... Frankenstein
Oh yes. That's one of the reasons why it was rejected by its maker.
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Bullfrog.
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quote: Originally posted by jbohn: Is there strength in... (Gwai)
I'm voting yes...
Damned fucking straight.
On that note...
Is there strength in Bullfrog
CROAK!!!
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mousethief
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Friend with whom you comet
Nobody comets with me anymore. Or asteroids, either.
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Sioni Sais
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quote: Originally posted by mousethief: Friend with whom you comet
Nobody comets with me anymore. Or asteroids, either.
Did you planet that way?
(I'll get my coat on the way out)
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Pearl B4 Swine
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MT gets called .......(Pearl B4 Swine)
Correct. MT is my sock-puppet. Or is it the other way around? I get confused.
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mousethief
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Are there plans to Doublethink
Legion.
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Sioni Sais
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How do you handle a Jade Constable
With care. On the one hand it might be valuable and on the other you don't want to be charged with assaulting a police officer.
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mousethief
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Add a word, ruin a Stetson
Well, yeah, writing on your nice hat is a bad idea.
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Amos
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Prayers of the faithful...kitten
Skweee! Oh God, I just died of the cuteness overload.
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lilBuddha
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Is cheekiness a quinessentially lilBuddha Cheek is certainly the most polite description I receive.
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Welease Woderwick
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Are there plans to Alan Cresswell
No, but he might get a good Michaeling!
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Wesley J
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Reading is a discount... chive
Really not expensive, and good for you.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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LeRoc
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Limited spirituality ... Schroedinger's cat
There's a 50% chance that he's spiritual, 50% that he's not. We'll only know when we open the box.
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Wesley J
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Are there plans to... Doublethink
I think it's wise to think twice, occasionally.
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
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Right wing people can Moo
Mad cow disease anyone?
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Eutychus
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Better airport names... Baptist Trainfan
That works in a kind of way.
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Wesley J
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The Sign of Peace -... Bishops Finger
Except for the held up middle one?
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Sioni Sais
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Will there ever be .. Religious indoctrination
Cain and Abel could well have been the first victims. [ 23. October 2013, 19:17: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
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Lucia
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Favourite word of the... no prophet
Well whatever it is it won't be the word of the LORD if he's no prophet!
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Wesley J
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The royal christening (Anglican_Brat)
A remark by the Duke of Edinburgh, praps? ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
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Religious indoctrination Porridge
But do they make Islamic Porridge and Hindu Porridge and Christian Porridge?
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Lucia
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Add a word, ruin a wet kipper
OK, it just sounded funny to me.
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L'organist
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Fuck you, Black Dog - Curiosity killed...
Problems between these two, eh?
Whether rain or arguing, its just c**s and d**s!
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Bogies/Boogers... Boogie
That was just too good to miss.
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Wesley J
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What are the signals... Baptist Trainfan
There's a whole thread in Heaven where this can be discussed! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Baptist Trainfan
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quote: Originally posted by Wesley J: What are the signals... Baptist Trainfan
There's a whole thread in Heaven where this can be discussed!
Well, it seems to have run into the buffers lately! Or run out of steam.
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Welease Woderwick
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The Big Cricket Match Ariel to open the batting, Caliban to bowl.
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mousethief
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How do you handle a daisydaisy
By the stemstem.
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Welease Woderwick
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Question about moving the giant cheeseburger:
What size truck will we need?
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Drifting Star
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Question about moving Porridge
Use a spoon.
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Pearl B4 Swine
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quote: Originally posted by Drifting Star: Question about moving Porridge
Use a spoon.
If it's still moving, I ain't gonna eat it.
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