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rabcpresbyterian
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Whatever you do, don't ... Arrietty

'etty's been 'arried enough Gawd bless 'er.

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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne

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Rossweisse

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Word of the Day (piglet)

Word of Tomorrow: Zoot.

(If you haven't seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this will be opaque to you...)

Ross

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There once was a girl pimple...

..who fell in love with a boy lancer....

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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Local things to do ... To The Pain

In my neck of woods we take a nip of whisky. What do you do where you come from ?

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Folly of Benedict appeasing tclune

Not even the Pope is exempt from the rulings of the Ship's Hosts.

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rabcpresbyterian
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Unusual Collection...monkeylizard

And then there's my salamanderpony and my penguincat...

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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne

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Wesley J

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Fatties taking more... Rat

Bon appetit. [Projectile]

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Growing Anglo-Catholic...tomb

Well, yes, but we have to put these dead Anglo-Catholics somewhere...

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rabcpresbyterian
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Is God a factor in ... sanityman

Sure he is man.

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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne

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Do you ever get the Lamb Chopped?

... well, no, I prefer it roasted and sliced.

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Ship of Fools mugs Rossweisse

Well, she shouldn't have been walking down that alleyway near the Church in the dark.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Rossweisse

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quote:
Originally posted by Wiff Waff:
Ship of Fools mugs Rossweisse

Well, she shouldn't have been walking down that alleyway near the Church in the dark.

I Thought This Was A Christian Website.

Ross

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Wesley J

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On the Ritual Use of... Mockingbird

Workshop at church hall on Thursday night.

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Confirmation should ... Freejack

Well, anything's worth a try. He's been locked up for ages now.

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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne

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Wesley J

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Admit it, you missed... Chorister

Yep. Evensnog is just not the same without a choir.

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rabcpresbyterian
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quote:
Originally posted by Wesley J:
Evensnog is just not the same without a choir.

Two questions. Which church do you go to and could I come ?

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Any man's death diminishes me, for I am part of mankinde - John Donne

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Organ Builder
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Well, I did it to myself but in honor of Valentine's Day:

What's a good love organ builder?

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How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to be honest with other people.--E.F. Benson

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Triple Tiara

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American Anglican Council Matins

Solemn Sung? And why is this in Purg and not in Eccles?

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I'm a Roman. You may call me Caligula.

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Rossweisse

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The sensible (and orthodox)... Martin L

I have certainly always found him to be both.

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Wesley J

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On the Ritual Use of... Moo

The Church of the Holy Cow, probably.

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Killing time, wasting... Lamb Chopped

Ugh, on several levels.

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Wesley J

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Killing time, wasting... Foaming Draught

What a pity!

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Welease Woderwick

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Is it time to consider dj_ordinaire

Yikes, desperate measures indeed!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Lullabye and goodnight (in the garden)

That sounds so peaceful. Where's my sleeping bag?

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How important is a Thurible?

Depends on your churchmanship.

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Wesley J

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Prayers of the Faithful... Earwig

An earwig in God's ear. [Angel]

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Wesley J

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Clergy refusing to... Crœsos

One can only serve one master. No credit crunch with Jesus.

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Wesley J

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Will the end come in... in the garden

Bliss! [Yipee]

[ 18. February 2009, 11:27: Message edited by: Wesley J ]

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Welease Woderwick

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Should homosexuals Wiff Waff

I think it should be compulsory.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Wesley J

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Ashing - should it... Max.

Probably on Ash Wednesday, yes.

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Chorister

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Should homosexuals annie parker?

I'm not sure, but it certainly brings a new meaning to the phrase 'Fetch the car, Parker.' 'Yes. M'lady'.

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Autenrieth Road

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The placement of the Hart

In the middle of the Chst.

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Truth

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Hedgehog

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Summer Solstice Santa...Belle Ringer

A rarer breed than the Christmas Santa bell ringers.

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Welease Woderwick

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46 - too old to be five

That seems pretty axiomatic to me.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Timothy the Obscure

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I'm always right and Campbellite

And a poet to boot...

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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
  - C. P. Snow

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It's the Zen Buddhist Comper's Child

Must make conversations at a family dinner rather interesting.

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Float?...Do science too

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eutrapelia: a sin to Teufelchen

Greek to everyone else! [Frown]

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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)

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I'm always right and Drifting Star...

Go on, finish the sentence, I know you want to. [Disappointed]

I'm always right and Drifting Star's always wrong.

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Welease Woderwick

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Recipe thread - another Sparrow

...and perhaps a robin or two?

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Whatever happened to Sparrow

10 years without the option for robinicide, I heard.

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Joyeux

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What should you tell mousethief?

Either: "Psst! Isn't Josephine's birthday / your anniversary coming up soon?"
or: "There's a thread in Hell that really needs some of your famous Mousethief Coolers."

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Float?...Do science too

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What should you tell mousethief?

Nothing outrageous.

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Still pretty Amazing, but no longer Mavis.

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Welease Woderwick

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What should you tell Yorick

It is so tempting to answer that but then this isn't Hell.

[Two face]

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Paschal Penguin strikes... Curiosity Killed...

Read all about the latest events in the library with the candlestick in our exclusive report...

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Whatever happened to ...Lamb Chopped ?

Did you check the casserole ?

[ 25. February 2009, 15:32: Message edited by: rabc ]

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Spike

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Paschal Penguin strikes Tubbs

That conjures up all sorts of images...

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What should you tell...The Atheist?

God loves him! [Biased]

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Would you go to hear ... thurible?

Not likely; he doesn't sound like much, actually. But you can smell him all over the room! [Razz]

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Would you go to hear... Duo Seraphim

Why not?

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Leonard Cohen (Zappa)

No, I'm pretty sure they were two different guys.

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