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mousethief
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Okay a fabulous put-down. No need to say of whom.
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
I do not think you are actually an idiot, but I do think you are doing an incredible job of acting the part.
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Lyda*Rose
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Pearl B4 Swine's addition to the Alphabestiary: quote:
L is for Lamb
the wooly I AM.
Perfect!
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Callan, on the "Jeremy Corbyn Out" thread in Purgatory commenting on Labour challengers for the leadership of that party:
"If the recent Tory leadership election had been held by Labour, I suspect that we would currently be in the middle of a gripping contest between Stephen Crabb and Liam Fox."
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jrw
Shipmate
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Eutychus in 'The other cheek' thread in purgatory.
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I think revenge is a bit like masturbation. It's the prospect of release rather than the situation after it that drives people on. And once you've done it, you find out it doesn't actually satisfy anything.
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Tukai
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From the Hell thread about Ryan Lochte [a badly behaved American swimmer, for those who have never heard of him]:
Schroedinger's Cat:
".....He doesn't represent the US. He represents the entitled, wealthy classes, the supra-national class of people who are more loathsome the more we see of them. "
to which Sioni Sais responded:
" Has Trump found a running mate?"
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Jack the Lass
Ship's airhead
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mdijon in the US Presidential Election thread:
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Do you suppose that Trump might actually be a lizard in disguise*? I'm not saying I know, I'm just saying some people have asked. I mean he does have those small hands. Could be. Has his campaign made a statement? Well, I don't know, I haven't heard one if they have. Why do you think they haven't made a statement, seems like it would be the easiest thing in the world to do.
* OK, not very good disguise.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Wow. Good answer.
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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by Steve Langton:
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Originally posted by fausto:
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Originally posted by Steve Langton:
it's ended up something of an unholy mess with no clear stance on anything....
Or perhaps it would be better described as a holy mess? ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
"Holy mess" is something of a contradiction in terms ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
So you're saying your DM doesn't allow Chaotic Good?
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Soror Magna
Shipmate
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lilBuddha gives us a koan on the Hacked off at Buddhists thread:
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
...I've been told a Buddhist should be much more calm than I am. To which I give the serene reply: "Shut your fucking mouth before I demonstrate one fist clapping". ...
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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On that note:
Anyone can get mad. Anyone can fire off nasty remarks an Hell. But you have to respect the person who takes the time and effort to turn their Hellfire into a masterpiece:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Jesus wept!*
[Unfortunate Target], I am revoking your right to criticise [Subject of Hell Call]** Your inability to grasp the use of examples implies a level of mental constipation*** only slightly lower than his.****
*Figure of speechº, I do not mean he literally wept.ⁱ
**This is sarcasm¹, I do not have this authority² and likely would not use it if I did.
***Also a figure of speechº
****This is slight hyperbole.³
º a word or phrase used in a nonliteral sense to add rhetorical force to a spoken or written passage
¹ the use of ironyₐ to mock or convey contempt
² the power or right to give orders, make decisions, and enforce obedience.
³ exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literallyₔ
ₐ the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect
ₔ This definition is for the benefit of everyone as very few people get it right.
ⁱ Not saying he did not weep, either. I never met him and, like I said earlier, it is a figure of speech.*
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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You got there before me Kelly.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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On the US Presidential Election 2016 thread, this is cliffdweller's take on last night's debate:
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I think Trump's audition for Fox's new reality show, "Candidate Island" went quite well.
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mousethief
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Martin60 throws down the gauntlet in the Gnostic thread:
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Originally posted by Martin60:
We tend not to kiss arse here. Especially when it's being spoken through.
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Jack the Lass
Ship's airhead
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Oh that is brilliant, Martin!
I very much enjoyed this, from Callan, on the US Presidential election thread:
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I know that Miss Universe's are supposed to avoid controversy but in the vanishingly unlikely event that I ever got the gig and Donald Trump had a pop at my looks I'd be like: "Dude, I'm Miss fucking Universe, and I got the job because I am smoking hot and want greater understanding between nations and you, sunshine, are a fat xenophobic twat with a rug on his head, so go fuck yourself". If the current Miss Universe requires a speech writer my rates are very reasonable.
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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lilBuddha in the chilies thread:
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Love chocolate actually. Well, even Love is inadequate, I mean, one loves people and people are a poor substitute for chocolate.
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
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Firenze giving us a giggle!
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Originally posted by Firenze:
Apropos of nothing much: in Czech they add the female suffix to foreign names. So there she's J K Rowlingova.
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Sioni Sais
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From ArachnidinElmet on the Praise and Thanksgiving thread:
God definitely moves in mysterious ways when he answers prayers. I prayed hard for a pianist and singers and received a bongo player, which turned out to be surprisingly perfect. ![[Yipee]](graemlins/spin.gif) ![[Votive]](graemlins/votive.gif)
Ain't it so.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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From the tears of tragedy, the soil of Quotes File brilliance is watered:
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Originally posted by Callan:
Originally posted by RuthW:
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If you haven't seen the reports of this, say so, and I'll post links.
I was tempted to ignore this because I'm depressed enough already, but better know the worst.
I'm sorely tempted to revert to the archives and remind myself what we were arguing about during the Bush era. This is turning into that line from Crocodile Dundee. "OMG! That's a really bad Republican administration"
"Nah, that's not a really bad Republican administration. THIS is a really bad Republican administration!".
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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On a thread where several posters suggest that solving the problem of cell phones ringing in church is dead easy, and only idiots get caught out:
Originally posted by Utrecht Catholic:
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One good advice, leave your Phone at home or in your car.
Originally posted by mousethief:
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Oh how blessed are ye of perfect memory! How beloved of God! What ye put down, ye remember to pick up again. What ye take off, ye remember to put on again. What ye turn off, ye remember to turn on again.
Therefore we entreat: Pray for us of bad memory. Remember us in our misery, we beg of you. For we fear to put things down, lest we forget to pick them up again. We fear to take things off, lest we forget to put them on again. We fear to turn things off, lest we forget to turn them back on again.
Look not upon us with scorn, ye mighty ones. Consider with pity our plight. For we have not chosen to be forgetful, but accept our miserable condition as best we can, and strive to cope by whatever means we may find.
Therefore do we pray unto you, who are blessed by the Almighty with abilities we can only dream of, that ye might lay off, and give unto us a break that doth fuck.
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Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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From a discussion about valid, invalid, illicit, and irregular consecration of the Eucharist:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
Spell Failure Table (Consecrate Elements)
Roll d10
1-5: Bread and wine remain bread and wine. Power points lost
6-8: Elements transmuted, but turn immediately back again as effect fails to achieve permanence.
9: Bread toasted; wine mulled
10: Spell over-reaches; accidents also transformed, making a right mess on the altar.
I hope it's as funny outside its more serious context.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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"I've come to the conclusion that, very rare though it is that one can say such a thing, to have voted for Trump is not just stupid, immature, naive or unwise, but does actually tip over into being a sin." -- Enoch
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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From Doc Tor on the Castro thread in Purgatory:
When Jesus said "You'll always have the poor with you", it wasn't a campaign pledge.
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Callan
Shipmate
# 525
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I suspect that this, from Mudfrog, was a typo. But if not, all time classic.
quote:
All in all, we are simply required to look up, be ready and ensure that we are not left behi
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Callan:
I suspect that this, from Mudfrog, was a typo. But if not, all time classic.
quote:
All in all, we are simply required to look up, be ready and ensure that we are not left behi
I'm pretty sure it's the latter, not a typo!
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Pigwidgeon
Ship's Owl
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quote:
Originally posted by churchgeek:
quote:
Originally posted by Callan:
I suspect that this, from Mudfrog, was a typo. But if not, all time classic.
quote:
All in all, we are simply required to look up, be ready and ensure that we are not left behi
I'm pretty sure it's the latter, not a typo!
I just assumed it was 'beyond his control'. Have we seen Mudfrog since?
![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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"Faith is shown by works. Like yours. Beliefs are two a penny." -- Martin60
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
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Originally posted by churchgeek:
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Originally posted by Callan:
I suspect that this, from Mudfrog, was a typo. But if not, all time classic.
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All in all, we are simply required to look up, be ready and ensure that we are not left behi
I'm pretty sure it's the latter, not a typo!
I just assumed it was 'beyond his control'. Have we seen Mudfrog since?
Who'dathunkit? Muddy the only Shipmate to be of the elect...
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mousethief
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What an awesome way to make an exit.
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Brenda Clough
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I am awestruck.
![[Cool]](cool.gif)
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mdijon
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And I'm awestruck by the ability to distill the gay bakery thread into this;
quote:
Originally posted by Eliab:
Yes, you can kill with a carrot. Yes, you can discriminate against people with big noses. But sensible people, and sensible legislators, will be a little more worried about guns and homophobia.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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This is probably many pages back on this thread, but I was looking at my personal quotes file and this quote seemed quite prophetic of our times: quote:
Pyx_e:
We are way past "white flag of surrender" land and are currently galloping through "foaming at the mouth" land with "doing 60 mph into a brick wall" land clearly in sight.
I can't watch.
I miss Pyx_e. ![[Tear]](graemlins/tear.gif)
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Pigwidgeon
Ship's Owl
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
I miss Pyx_e.
He did stop by the "Why daddy's nose bleeds: responsibility and disease and addiction" thread in Purgatory a couple of times on Friday. I also wish he were around more often.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Thanks! I'll check it out!
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mdijon
Shipmate
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Just saw; quote:
There are no visitors on this board. Quiet, isn't it?
on the eighth day board for which the current topic is the quiet zone.
[ 06. January 2017, 07:09: Message edited by: mdijon ]
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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I'm still loving RuthW's response when Rook started name-checking a number of rarely seen Shipmates.
quote:
To me it sounds like RooK's running his own weird version of Pokemon Go on the Ship.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
The thing is, people and ideas are not static with respect to each other. And, fundamentally, the differentiation of the two is absolutely necessary for a society to flourish.
Ideas need to be tested, and mistrusted until they withstand some reasonable scrutiny. A brutal culling of weak ideas is the machinery of reason. By exposing ourselves to many ideas, we get to reap the benefits of testing them against each other and thereby improving our understandings. Meanwhile, while people are one of the ways that ideas are carried, it helps if they're afforded some basic respect and forgiveness for sometimes not being right...
Sometimes I worry that we scare away people who disagree with some of us. But then I look at how little we agree with each other - other than on the value of being decent fucking people. And it seems obvious that what we scare away are mostly just shitty people.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Piglet
Islander
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Spike, on the "Before Church" thread in Heaven, proving that one really shouldn't eat too much cheese before going to bed:
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... I remain is a state of semi slumber as my dreams are invaded by Claire Balding and a bit later on by some bishop or another ...
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Piglet
Islander
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WW nails it in the Rosencrantz game in the Circus:
quote:
Could the future assassin of the President Elect of the USA be called Dundonald?
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Tubbs
Miss Congeniality
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This is so horribly accurate:
quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
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Power attracts the corruptible. Suspect any who seek it.
Frank Herbert.
Pyx_e's guide to becoming a religion scholar
1/ The Bible is THE WORD OF GOD
2/ If I do what it says the I get THE POWER OF GOD (not unlike the power of castle Grayskull I imagine)
3/ Power is always defined by "the right" and "the wrong." Find "the wrong" in you then find people to give it to (poors , poofs and peculiars always a good start). Pour out your hate for yourself on them and use THE POWER OF GOD to justify it.
4/ Sit pretty.
There. Easy. Good job I never do any of that shit.
Pyx_e
Mt 20.26 : It will not be so among you, but whoever desires to become great among you must be your servant. dammit
Tubbs
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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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Originally posted by Leorning Cniht:
quote:
Plus there's the small entropy monster, who spends his life carrying small objects around the house until he finds a different small object that he prefers. You can tell where he's been by the trail of out-of place objects in surprise cupboards, shelves, and so on.
I love this. A small entropy monster--I have the extra-large economy size one myself, and now I have the right phrase to describe him.
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Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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Jack the Lass
Ship's airhead
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I'm still not entirely sure if I agree or disagree, but on the Standing With Sweden thread Martin60 knocked the stuffing out of me with this one (particularly the bolded sentence):
quote:
His constituency's confidence cannot fail. Satire and liberal whinging are NOT speaking to power. Cost the opportunity of actually doing social action.
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Pigwidgeon
Ship's Owl
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On the All Saints thread, "Where are you now?" discussing our changes (or lack of change) in our churchmanship over our lifetimes, no prophet's flag is set so... mentioned making a lot of things out of clay in Sunday School:
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...don't put a penis on a clay Easter bunny unless it can be mistaken for a tail!
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Leorning Cniht
Shipmate
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Sarah G, on how the crucifixion wasn't exactly what people were expecting:
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Originally posted by Sarah G:
It's like ordering a pizza, and having a dead badger delivered.
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Simontoad on Martin60's stream-of-consciousness approach to spirituality:
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All theology should be lived like the milk is off and there's no long-life in the cupboard.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Piglet on the Lands of the Southern Cross thread in All Saints on the subject of soup:
"D's definition of a good restaurant is one where they can make a soup that he likes out of ingredients that he doesn't (a notable example having been red pepper and aubergine)."
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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People, people, people, this is a no- brainer. Why did it languish so long uncollected?
quote:
orfeo retorted: quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
This has turned into that most annoying of discussions - where all the current participants agree with each other fundamentally on the core topic, but insist on arguing semantics (probably for imaginary points). And I hate all of you for it.
For my benefit, exude from your tear ducts a quantity of liquid sufficient to fill a watercourse.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Jack the Lass
Ship's airhead
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Only posted a few minutes ago, but it sums up the national mood perfectly. ArachnidinElmet on the UK Election thread in Hell:
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I'm watching an episode of The Handmaid's Tale to cheer myself up...
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Lamb Chopped
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from Dafyd, long may he wave:
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You also cleverly avoided my point, which rests on the fact....
Oh if only I had been able to find a point to avoid.
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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!
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rolyn
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Originally posted by Martin60:
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Originally posted by rolyn:
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Originally posted by Martin60:
What if Archimedes had never existed?
We would not have had the old schoolyard joke about you-reeker
That stinks.
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