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Piglet
Islander
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for the start of rehearsal we wait
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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We'll do vocalises
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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QLib
Bad Example
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Though flaws in the script we'll berate.
Our parliament is world-renowned
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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though some might burn it to the ground
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
seeker
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Our loyal MPs
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Piglet
Islander
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would just themselves please
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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Penny S
Shipmate
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For pow'r and expenses all found.
A butterfly flits to my kale
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
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In the garden adjoining the jail
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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QLib
Bad Example
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So freely it flies
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Winging swift through the skies
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
Shipmate
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That the prisoners weep without fail.
Dear sirs, I am shocked and appalled
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QLib
Bad Example
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That 'new' car you sold me just stalled.
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Alaric the Goth
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With my hand on the gearstick
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'Angels and demons dancing in my head,
Lunatics and monsters underneath my bed' ('Totem', Rush)
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pjl
Shipmate
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And my shoes in an oil slick
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Nenya
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The RAC had to be called.
I'm watching a programme called "Coast"
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They told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
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ArachnidinElmet
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Of its subjects, I like puffins the most.
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Nenya
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The oldest, I'm told,
[ 05. August 2014, 20:26: Message edited by: Nenya ]
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They told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
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ArachnidinElmet
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Is dressed for the cold
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
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In fact his toes are as warm as toast.
A green alligator with a smile
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jrw
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was offering folk a free trial
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Of a ride on his back
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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QLib
Bad Example
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So he soon had a snack
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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jacobsen
seeker
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Though to chomp the fat man took a while.
Allow me, I beg, just to brag
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I may buy some more
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
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I'll make sure I don't take that first drag.
A woman with extraordinary hair
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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QLib
Bad Example
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Went out shopping for posh underwear
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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She bought brand-new lace panties
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Stetson
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Then strolled through the shanties
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jacobsen
seeker
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Showing off in the cool evening air.
When making a Spanish paella
[ 06. August 2014, 21:04: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I usually start off in the cellar
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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QLib
Bad Example
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I keep the rice there
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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L'organist
Shipmate
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In a tutu, named Arabella.
A Lifeguard sat buffing his cuirass
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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jacobsen
seeker
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Begged me; "Please don't fall upon your ass."
[ 07. August 2014, 13:19: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
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As I showed off on the beach
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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QLib
Bad Example
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Well out of his reach
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I like to do things with class.
When travelling one day towards Rheims
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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QLib
Bad Example
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With a glass of champagne
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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pjl
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And my friend Mary Jane
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QLib
Bad Example
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One can brighten the dullest of themes.
I was once on a boat to Bombay
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Tradition is the handing down of the flame, not the worship of the ashes Gustav Mahler.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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with a friend who was awfully fey
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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jacobsen
seeker
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That your pherenomes glow
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
Shipmate
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when in love. Then she started to bay.
A drooling old dog in the park
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
seeker
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Blagged his way onto Noah's old ark.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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