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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
# 10290
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Things you never want ... Apricotmuffins
Oh, they sound rather delicious to me
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Doctrinal God vs. Good infinite_monkey
And on the undercard, King Kong vs. Godzilla
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Though it's a choice no one should have to make, my dollar's still on the monkey.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Why not just have a MouseThief
I didn't realize there were enough of me to go around!
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Starbucks, may you... tomb
Yes, but whom? -
Well, yourself. -
Now you're doomed!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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How did they know what... Moo
Research by cowilinguists.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Extreme Savings - the (Moth)
No. No, no, no. I am not saving dead moths. They can go in the trash along with the dead spiders.
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Truth
Posts: 9559 | From: starlight | Registered: Oct 2005
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Evangelicalism Why? The Atheist
Wait, I thought it was the other way around...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Dead Horse Titles and Duchess
I think Duchess is a bit much. Maybe a Doctorate or even Professor, but nothing sacred or too distinguished.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Jack the Lass
Ship's airhead
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I'm a sock, you're pants
Help, the underwear drawer is taking over!
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"My body is a temple - it's big and doesn't move." (Jo Brand)
wiblog blipfoto blog
Posts: 5767 | From: the land of the deep-fried Mars Bar | Registered: Oct 2002
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
# 10509
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Can a moose stand on Papio while he is standing on his head reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards?
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Truth
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Lord, lead me not into Janine
I might run into a banana along the way.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Chicklegirl, Welease MouseThief
I know he can be a little abrasive sometimes, but that is no reason to lock him in the basement!
Yikes! Marvin the Martian (slight edit)
how many times has a newbie in Hell said something just like that?
[ 24. December 2006, 15:07: Message edited by: comet ]
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
Posts: 17024 | From: halfway between Seduction and Peril | Registered: Sep 2005
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comet
Snowball in Hell
# 10353
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H&A Days: Revolting comet
only before my morning coffee.
There's a moose loose Wairua
go catch it!
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
# 11869
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What's my problem? PeteCanada
Is it that Woderwick's still a few thousand posts ahead of you, Pete?
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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Posted
The Atheist defines Dinghy Sailor
Someone who puts to sea in a small boat.
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Last ever sig ...
blog
Posts: 9049 | From: Hen Ogledd | Registered: May 2003
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Campbellite
Ut unum sint
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Cats, if it please...Campbellite
I think not.
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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Unwanted Christmas Liverpool Fan
As I support the opposing team.
(which sport is it, anyway?...)
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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Resurrecting a derailed... BroJames
Thomas and his friends do all they can to help, Butch the towtruck is there too, and the Fat Controller is pleased that all ends well.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Christmas? Is it biblical? Moo
Spoken like a true buddhist.
It made me think of this koan in particular.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
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So now she's dumped ...Wood
And just before the New Year as well.
Wood Dumping ought to be made illegal.
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gizzie
Ship's interpreter
# 11715
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The futility of debates with .. Noiseboy
you can't hear yourself speak
Posts: 381 | From: UK | Registered: Aug 2006
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Corpus cani
Ship's Anachronism
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Unwanted Christmas Papio
should be put in the recyclinio binio.
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Bishop Lord Corpus Cani the Tremulous of Buzzing St Helens.
Posts: 4435 | From: Trumpton | Registered: Nov 2001
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
# 11333
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Not everyone can accept Afghan
But those who can will find either a loyal pet, a comfy blanket, or a tasty near-eastern cuisine.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
Posts: 1423 | From: left coast united states | Registered: Apr 2006
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Auntie Doris
Screen Goddess
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Very much wanted Christmas... Pants
Auntie Doris & SBW
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"And you don't get to pronounce that I am not a Christian. Nope. Not in your remit nor power." - iGeek in response to a gay-hater :)
The life and times of a Guernsey cow
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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I shot the maximum frin
But I did not shoot the de- pu- ty....
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
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Will ANY of you attempt The Atheist
I did, but in the end I gave up and moved all the stickers around.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I get it! I get it!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
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Huzzah! The memories got me so sidetracked I looked up the guy who invented it and added him to my celebrity deathlist.
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koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I get it! I get it!
Huzzah! The memories got me so sidetracked I looked up the guy who invented it and added him to my celebrity deathlist.
[sorry for double posting. damn flood control]
[ 31. December 2006, 11:34: Message edited by: grushi ]
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
# 2522
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Shipmates expecting Grits
...should content themselves with home fries.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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the post-evangelical melon
better taste, presumably?
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
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So, what makes you Trudy Scrumptious?
Ooh, I think it's my delicious cream-filled centre!
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
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Trudy Scrumptious
BBE Shieldmaiden
# 5647
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Whom can we stone? (the coiled spring)
Bad idea ... likely to get a rock in your face if you try that.
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Books and things.
I lied. There are no things. Just books.
Posts: 7428 | From: Closer to Paris than I am to Vancouver | Registered: Mar 2004
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Janine
The Endless Simmer
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I am SO glad altarbird got in a post after me on the Hell thread "Am I An Arsehole?"
I fear to hear the resounding chorus of Yes! Yes! Yes! if my name sits up there very long.
[ 01. January 2007, 21:34: Message edited by: Janine ]
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I'm a Fundagelical Evangimentalist. What are you?
Take Me Home * My Heart * An hour with Rich Mullins *
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
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Will ANY of you attempt (Ham 'n Eggs)
Well, on this New Year's Day, I think all I'm up to is some weak tea and toast...
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Was God active before My Duck?
Of course, ducks weren't created until the fourth day.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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Not everyone can accept Freddy
![[Frown]](frown.gif) Why not? What's not to love?
Posts: 6806 | From: Tio'tia:ke | Registered: Jun 2006
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Zoey
Broken idealist
# 11152
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So what makes you Alan Cresswell?
Presumably, the fact that that's the name on his passport and his birth certificate. Giving a more philosophical answer to the question might necessitate some very long and involved posts
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Pay no mind, I'm doing fine, I'm breathing on my own.
Posts: 3095 | From: the penultimate stop? | Registered: Mar 2006
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
# 5267
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So what makes you (Custard)
Liberal amounts of heavy cream and egg yolks.
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Looking for a simple solution to all life's problems? We are proud to present obstinate denial. Accept no substitute. Accept nothing.
--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account
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Pure Sunshine
Shipmate
# 11904
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He is deceased! (Curiosity killed ...)
Well, that solves that mystery then.
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Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.
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koshatnik
Shipmate
# 11938
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Crucifixion, Jews, Freddy
Freddy was behind the grassy knoll.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Jesus increased infinite_monkey
Only God in the flesh could work such a paradoxical miracle.
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Zingara
Shipmate
# 12068
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Will any of you attempt Schtum?
Sometimes I attempt schtum, unfortunately I'm far too much of a chatterbox to ever succeed...
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