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Thread: Grandson of FLP (Famous Last Posts!)
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Does God understand Moo
Is this the Christian equivalent to "Does the dog have buddha-nature?"
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Ultracrepidarian
Shipmate
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Clergy - hearing the Moo
So, when did you first believe that God was calling you to minister to bovines?
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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Sunday School for the lazystudent
No detention, but you'll never get to heaven.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Best ever incoming Gort
But don't get so caught up in the awe of it that you forget to duck!
The Athiest defines RooK
Apparently, a close scrutiny of RooK does not lead one to a belief in God.
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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Ironic Punishment Kelly Alves
Isn't that ironic, dontcha think? It's like having a bunch of axes when all your need is one knife...
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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LeRoc
Famous Dutch pirate
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Is sex the secret of... (A Feminine Force)
Well, perhaps not the whole secret, but I would guess that there is at least some of it involved.
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I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Chelley
Ship's Old Boot
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But it was a... Pigwidgeon
[and you don't see many of those!!]
[ 19. January 2007, 14:01: Message edited by: Chelley ]
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"I love old things, they make me feel sad."
"What's good about sad?"
"It's happy for deep people!"
Sally Sparrow to Kathy - Doctor Who
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Is sex the secret of duchess?
Well, it's likely one of them!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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the giant cheeseburger
Shipmate
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1,000,000 dollars a Mousethief
Doesn't get you that much per post!
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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?
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Knopwood
Shipmate
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Blessing instead of Liturgy Queen
For those not in a state of fabulousness.
[ 20. January 2007, 23:30: Message edited by: Liturgy Queen ]
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Angelus immediately Liturgy Queen
Heaven can't wait!
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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The New, Improved,... Eutychus
Now bouncing back when falling out of windows!
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Whil I do not want to belittle the importance of the prayer thread, this one made me smile:
Prayer Requests...CuppaT
How very soothing and comforting.
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
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Where Does Evil Come From...Freddy
Well, I'm glad that one's sorted out! Now if only we could figure out where the first egg came from...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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duchess
Ship's Blue Blooded Lady
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quote:
Originally posted by Henry Troup:
Is sex the secret of duchess?
Well, it's likely one of them!
Hehe. Me and chocolate are best friends right now.
Nothing to see here, move along... ![[Biased]](wink.gif)
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♬♭ We're setting sail to the place on the map from which nobody has ever returned ♫♪♮
Ship of Fools-World Party
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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The New, Improved,... Laura
What was wrong with the old one?
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Autenrieth Road
Shipmate
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Veiling crosses (not ORGANMEISTER
...the musician shouted, struggling on the organ bench with a very determined Altar Guild lady.
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Truth
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the giant cheeseburger
Shipmate
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What the hell is this Schroedinger's Cat?
It's a dog by the look of it!
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If I give a homeopathy advocate a really huge punch in the face, can the injury be cured by giving them another really small punch in the face?
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Stevie Boy Wonder
Shipmate
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Who are you calling Telepath
I would have thought you'd know that already... ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Jesus saves. But in the current economic climate, His pension probably won't be enough for eternity...
Also by the same author
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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Apologies if this one has been done before, but..
Not everyone can accept... Amazing Grace
but the truly amazing thing about it is that it's there for them anyway - that's why it's called grace ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Miss you, Erin.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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Should homosexuals chive
with baked potato and sour cream, certainly.
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Mr. Bush's State of Exiled Papist
Our president is an excommunicated Catholic??? What else hasn't he been telling us???
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Is sex the secret of Janine
Don't secrets have to be kind of ... well ... secret?
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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From whence the Bible...Freddy
Should I be concerned that Freddy appears to be the source of evil and the bible? Doesn't that have important theological implications?
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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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I think I need to post of the Is sex the secret of getting closer to God thread just so I can get added to the impressive list of people for whom it has been speculated that sex is their secret....
AFZ
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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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Who are you calling Telepath?
If you don't know, I guess it's not you....
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When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- C. P. Snow
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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The "solution" to militant mirrizin
I don't know. You'll have to ask Gwai how she does it.
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Pure Sunshine
Shipmate
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If my memory serves me correctly, a day or two ago we had:
Does God understand Zwingli
Now, I know that the writings of theologians can be difficult to understand, but if the God under discussion doesn't get it ...
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Pure Sunshine by name, and sometimes by nature.
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Choirboy
Shipmate
# 9659
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Who are you calling...Left at the Altar
Kill Bill V - The Bride is Back!
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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The 'solution' to militant Cod
Fish 'n' Chips!
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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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like the MouseThief
Is this a new Kendrick song?
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Australians all let us ring Joyce
For she is young and free
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Bullfrog.
Prophetic Amphibian
# 11014
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Please tell me something mirrizin...
I guarantee you that I'll find some way to make you regret that request in the very near future...
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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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The development of Autenrieth Road
During this time, traffic diversions will be in place. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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infinite_monkey
Shipmate
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Sacraments and the...Foaming Draught.
![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif) So much for Christian temperance.
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His light was lifted just above the Law,
And now we have to live with what we did with what we saw.
--Dar Williams, And a God Descended
Obligatory Blog Flog: www.otherteacher.wordpress.com
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dolphy
Lady of Perpetual Responsiblity
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Eagle Swings Hot Flausa
Must be her age
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Looking forward to my rock moving closer again.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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( ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif) )
Should homosexuals Lyda Rose
Hey, ya shuddn't lyda anyone, regardless of your sexual orientation.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Should homosexuals Lyda Rose
Hey, ya shuddn't lyda anyone, regardless of your sexual orientation.
GROOOOOOAN!
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
# 6075
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Are we baptised into... Melon
Or can we choose any other fruit?
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Rossweisse
High Church Valkyrie
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Are we baptised into... Grits
Only on the Heavenly "Displaced Southerners" thread.
Ross
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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What Bush should have (Laura)
Well, DUH!
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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"But it was a Left at the Altar"
Another processional catastrophe?
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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HenryT
Canadian Anglican
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The Displaced Southerner's Scarlett
"Ashleigh, oh Ashleigh!"
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"Perhaps an invincible attachment to the dearest rights of man may, in these refined, enlightened days, be deemed old-fashioned" P. Henry, 1788
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Ena
Shipmate
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OK,it's me, but I had to put this one:
Purgatory:
Why do you believe...Ena
Very good question. Any answers?
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"Flying through rock is next week's lesson, Fletch" (Jonathan Livingston Seagull)
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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St Charles, King and My Duck
Surely that's moonlighting?
Anyway Ena, I believe you because you're sweet and lovely.
AFZ
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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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Eutychus
From the edge
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Why would you proselytize andreas1984
I'm sure many people would have a long list of reasons...
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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy
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Knopwood
Shipmate
# 11596
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St. Charles, King and Liturgy Queen
How appropriate, and yet I'd never have guessed!
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