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Bullfrog.

Prophetic Amphibian
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Is there Anger with A Feminine Force

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Loquacious beachcomber
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My Jesus, My... Mudfrog

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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)

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mousethief

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My Jesus, my ken

My action figure collection?

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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One suitcase full of lolly.

Yes, that's the general idea.

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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One suitcase full of Redolent Spilogale Putorius

Well, yuk!

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The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Heraclitus

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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I think the current one suitcase full of drifting star is quite a good song lyric [Big Grin]

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by luvanddaisies:
I think the current one suitcase full of drifting star is quite a good song lyric [Big Grin]

Dang, you beat me to it! I too thought that was rather poetic!

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mousethief

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Your favourite YouTube bullfrog

This one will do.

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Joyeux

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One suitcase full of starbelly

And where on the customs form would one declare that?

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Float?...Do science too

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Wesley J

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Hillary is going to... passer

I'd rather say Obama is going to passim.

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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The sin of Ham (Lamb Chopped)

Chopped Ham, Chopped Lamb - Schlopped schmam - the sin lies in the very IDEA !

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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain

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Lamb Chopped
Ship's kebab
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I'll drink to that.

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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Welease Woderwick

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Rites being used for St.Silas the carter

Just as long as it is not the Funeral Rite...

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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One suitcase full of Lamb Chopped

Sounds like the stuffing recipe for stuffed camel!

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Foaming Draught
The Low in Low Church
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Australia's first woman ... Evangeline

And here's me thinking she was just a spring chicken.

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Welease Woderwick

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Papa's gonna buy you Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Are you suggesting my papa is a slave trader?

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Esmeralda

Ship's token UK Mennonite
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SoF 10th Anniversary pants

Ooh yes please Ancient Mariner, I want a pair!

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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Joyeux

Ship's Lady of Laughter
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[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]
(not just want a pair, need a pair, since I'm laughing so hard!!)

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Float?...Do science too

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Joyeux

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Clergy wear - which Hart

I didn't realize that clery had an assortment of body parts from which to select.

(and an assortment of typos, too!)

[ 14. April 2008, 02:17: Message edited by: Joyeux ]

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Float?...Do science too

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Welease Woderwick

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Australia's first woman Sir Pellinore (ret'd)

I see the operation was a success.

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Caty S.

I read, therefore I am.
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The sin of Ham - Moo

More unforseen consequences of genetic engineering?

[ 14. April 2008, 11:40: Message edited by: Caty. ]

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Welease Woderwick

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Recipe Thread -- Another Sparrow,

two ravens and an albatross, marinaded together with some garlic and red wine...

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Legodude_uk

Protector of Zebras
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Walking Around the Wiff Waff

Well, based on the amount he claims to have eaten recently that might take longer than the round the world challenge!!! [Snigger]

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If a man is standing in a forest speaking but there are no women around to hear him...is he still wrong?

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Welease Woderwick

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I Would Walk 500 Miles To The Pain

I think I'd be hurting way before that!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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Worse than oaths at The Weeder

Fulfilling those vows? (Where "oaths" is a euphamism...)

Then again, the "oaths" themselves may be enough to make the Weeder stop weeding, and then there goes your garden... [Disappointed]

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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Nunzia

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One suitcase full of...Lamb Chopped

I saw this for sale on Ebay once.

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Joyeux

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Papal visit to the mousethief

Conflict about confession

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Float?...Do science too

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Loquacious beachcomber
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Papal visit to the... Hooker's Trick

That's some trick for a hooker to turn!

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Drifting Star

Drifting against the wind
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If you aren't guilty, mousethief

... then maybe you should drop the suffix. [Paranoid]

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Bullfrog.

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Papal Visit to the Frito Bandito

Yo! Paps! This is a stick up!

What? You don't have any chips?

Oh hell. Just gimme some of those wafers instead!

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Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Bullfrog.

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Can you really make Cardinal Pole Vault

I guess it depends on the size of the cardinal and the length of the pole.

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Some say that man is the root of all evil
Others say God's a drunkard for pain
Me, I believe that the Garden of Eden
Was burned to make way for a train. --Josh Ritter, Harrisburg

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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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Return of the annoying... Spiffy.

I went somewhere?

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--Night Vale Radio Twitter Account

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Return of the annoying...Rossweisse
Actually, I never left.

Ross

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Chorister

Completely Frocked
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Resurrection...Curiosity killed

Well she may have been killed, but she just won't stay down!

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Smudgie

Ship's Barnacle
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Resurrection...Curiosity killed

Well she may have been killed, but she just won't stay down!

Wanna bet?

Grave announcement... Curiosity killed

[Big Grin]

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Miss you, Erin.

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churchgeek

Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
Resurrection...Curiosity killed

Well she may have been killed, but she just won't stay down!

Whew! So it's good news! Here I was thinking perhaps we wore out the Risen Lord with all our questions!

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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the parsley sage
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I thought

Walking around the moonlit door

was quite nice.

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Boys in books are better

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Wesley J

Silly Shipmate
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Return of the annoying... mousethief

Uh-oh. [Help] [Razz]

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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luvanddaisies

the'fun'in'fundie'™
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Return of the annoying DmplnJeff seems to be advertising the weather in Hell at the moment...

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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." (Mark Twain)

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Eutychus
From the edge
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Charlton Heston funeral (moveable_type)

Your regular, boring, stationary funeral just wasn't good enough for the Hollywood hero.

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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rugasaw
Shipmate
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Grave Announcement...Daisymay

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Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children. -Unknown

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Esmeralda

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Sex before marriage... amber

Not quite the green light, but not a 'Stop' sign.

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I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.

http://reversedstandard.wordpress.com/

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HenryT

Canadian Anglican
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Anglican parishes that Thurible

I don't think that's quite the verb form ... I know who you mean, though.

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Welease Woderwick

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Who still uses the Foaming Draught

I haven't touched a drop since 1989!

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Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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mousethief

Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The green blade riseth amber

Then wouldn't it be the amber blade?

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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Return of the annoying comet

c'mon! that altered thread title was just waiting for a comet....

[Big Grin]

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin

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Eutychus
From the edge
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I think I'm glad you got there before me [Paranoid]

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Let's remember that we are to build the Kingdom of God, not drive people away - pastor Frank Pomeroy

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gizzie

Ship's interpreter
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(Eccles) Rites being used for .. Frito Bandito

Must be the last rites if the Bandito managed to get himself in such a state.

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Rossweisse

High Church Valkyrie
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Return of the annoying...Comet

But you know, I really missed her when she took off for most of Lent.

Ross

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I'm not dead yet.

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rugasaw
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
Sex before marriage... amber

Not quite the green light, but not a 'Stop' sign.

Does that mean go really really fast? [Biased]

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Treat the earth well, It was not given to you by your parents. It was loaned to you by your children. -Unknown

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